We Didn't Start the Shitposts

[Sung to the tune of 'We Didn't Start the Fire' by Jon Bon Jovi]
[Lyrics written by Lndi of Entitled with help from Cyanei]

Ogtucker, Finalflash, Viper, Daemon, server crash,
Diaper gnomes, Kronos shilling, Alliance vs Horde

Aspergerlord is now a meme, Glacies is a fat bean,
No Fun Allowed evaporates into Entitled

Pawkins, Boku, GRIZZLY dupes, server stability is poop,
"Things that never happened", and "That's how it was in Vanilla"

Dank Budz, split thread, /wpsg/ is dead,
Sell toon, get paid, Damage Control will never raid

[Chorus]
We didn't start the shitposts
It's the same quality
Since we started /nosg/
We didn't start the shitposts
At their very mention
We gave them attention

Clamchad, Koragon, Iron Cross, thanks for the wand,
Nefarian can't stay spawned, Pottu is a cunt

Lndi cucking Ogtucker, Snack, Baseball, sleep tight pupper,
Sinbagame helped Illidan get level 58

Scat porn in the threads, p.s. Druids are your friends,
False flagging, pizza posting, Nostalrius has shitty hosting

AQ crashes, 9k pop, take a break and server hop,
Molten Core is such a bore, who waits for CoreCraft anymore

[Chorus x1]

DM farming, tribute runs, Tauren names are all cow puns,
Seriously, when are we going to roll Kronos

Guard Thomas, early threads, Dreamstate, Feenix Devs,
DPS war is a joke, baron cape on reserve

Asscobra vs Greatgreen, Cephei, PEMDAS, Killerbee,
Holy Shock doesn't work, what are they feeding Diaperslurp

[Chorus x1]

Whitekidney first 59, devs can't release on time,
Autismus merge, Infinity, constant avatarfaggotry,
King's honor, for the Horde, Dwarf Priest fear ward,
Containment thread, Pureblood's dead, brb packing a bowl

AV, Salty Dogs, 33 screaming frogs,
Samsta's vids, Badtank's kids, Heritage was utter shit,
Garthax level 59, Damage Control wiped 7 times,
I CAN'T TAKE THIS STABILITY, SEVER DOWN, TIME TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


We didn't start the shitposts
It's the same quality
Since we started /nosg/
We didn't start the shitposts
But when the thread dies
We'll live on in the archives, archives, archives

[Chorus x3]