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- >Day ALCHAMAHOL in Equestria.
- >Chilling on your couch with Rainbro.
- >"Hey, uh, anon?"
- Yeah?
- >"You got any more booze?"
- >You glance over at the blue pony. She's staring into an empty bottle of Applejack Daniels with a sad look that only a seasoned alcoholic would sport.
- Nope.
- >"Darn. I'm not even buzzed yet!"
- Actually, lemme take a look around.. might be some somewhere..
- >You sluggishly get up and stumble around your house, looking for any sign of booze.
- I'm sure I had some more hooch around here somewhere... where are you, you little bastard?
- >As you stumble around the room, angrily mumbling and attempting to rip the lightswitch panel off the wall, Rainbow Dash shoots up from the couch, a look of inspiration on her face.
- >"Oh! I just remembered that AJ said she had tons of extra cider! Lets go mooch some from her!"
- Cider? I thought she only sold that at certain times of the year?
- >"Uh, yeah.. But she keeps a secret stash for herself, and she sells some to friends."
- >You stop trying to pull the lightswitch from the wall, and head towards the door.
- Sounds like a plan. I'll deal with that sneaky bastard bottle later..
- >As you both leave, a cupboard door swings open in your kitchen, revealing your missing bottle of booze.
- Holy fuck! Did Big Mac drop a barrel of cider or something?
- >AJ's cellar, or rather, AJ's hidden booze shop, stunk of booze. The strong smell stings your eyes, making them teary.
- >Empty bottles of Applejack Daniels are strewn everywhere, and even a few cider kegs have been smashed.
- AJ? You there?
- >You heard something shuffle behind the counter, then..
- >"Wuh?"
- >Applejack pops up from behind the counter. "Well, if it ishn't Nonymoush and Dashie! What are -hic- y'all... uh.. doing here!"
- >Dash leaned over, and whispers in your ear.
- >"Anon. She's fucking smashed off her tits."
- I noticed.
- >AJ perks up as RD speaks, then leans forward, an indignant look on her face.
- >"Ah ain't drunksh! Ah only had..-" she starts trying to count on her hoofs, "Four barrelsh of cider!"
- >She grins proudly.
- FOUR BARRELS?! How are you even fucking alive right now?
- >"Thatsh nothing! Big... um... Big Mac hash drunk 9 barrelsh!" she slurred, as Big Mac slowly slid off one of the shelves behind her.
- >As she continued murmuring on about Apples and other farm shit, Dash slammed her hoof on the table.
- >"That's real nice, but we wanna buy some cider!"
- >AJ stares at her for a few seconds, then finally realises.
- >"Oh! Of courshe!" She lifts a barrel onto the counter, wobbling all the way.
- >"That'll be..-", she makes another failed maths attempt, "20 bits!"
- >Dash starts to point towards the sign that says "Barrel - 50 bits", but is stopped by you whispering aggressively into her ear.
- Dashie, shut the fuck up!
- >You hand the 20 bits over, and grab your keg of booze.
- >"Anon, I don't like doing that to a friend. She was fucking hammered in there. It's like taking advantage of her, or something."
- >You shrug.
- Eh, if it makes you feel better, I'll drop the other 30 bits off tomorrow.
- >She nods, then continues along.
- >You open the door.
- >On your sofa is the lost bottle of hooch, resting against a pillow, the TV reflecting off the brown glass of the bottle.
- How the fuck did that get there?
- >You walk up to the couch. As RD starts uncorking the barrel, you reach for the bottle of hooch.
- >It falls over, and rolls inbetween the couch cushions.
- Not this time, you little-
- >You thrust your hand inbetween the cushions, and find absolutely nothing.
- What the fuck? Where the fuck did it-
- >You rip the cushions up. Nothing. The bottle is gone.
- Bastard...
- >You rearrange the couch cushions, muttering angrily to yourself.
- >As you settle back on the couch with RD, cider in hand, the kitchen cupboard door slowly closes, the brown glint of a bottle shining out from inside.
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