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- ----You want me to what now?----
- >Be Anon.
- >You've been selected by Sunbutt herself to test whether or not to open relations with your realm.
- >Things have been going good...
- >You're not allowed back until the trial is over but you don't care.
- >You like it here.
- >It's nice.
- >If a little lonely.
- >Be in Sugarcube Corner.
- >Ponkie poo is staring at you from across the table with those big blue eyes of hers.
- "Listen, I know I said I was lonely but...."
- >"No buts! You need to get out and meet ponies, and Flitter is just the mare!"
- "But when I said lonely I didn't mean-"
- >"Listen, Nonny, between you and me... Flitter needs this."
- >All of your wat.
- "Excuse me?"
- >"She's been striking out with the stallions... You're about the only other male left in town..."
- >She frowns at you
- "I've never considered interspecies here.... Even if I did, I don't think I even like Pegusi...."
- >"Aww c'mon, Nonny, do it for me... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?"
- "Oh Alright just the one.... You know... To get her confidence back."
- >"THAT'S THE SPIRIT!" Ponk yells unable to keep track of her volume.
- >Everypony in the place is staring.
- >Ponk slinks back to the kitchen embarrassed.
- >She comes back out with two mugs of hot chocolate
- >It's summer.
- >FFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
- >You both sip at your drinks
- >"You pick her up at dusk tomorrow night."
- "Then what?"
- >"I dunno date stuff?"
- "Well I guess we could catch a movie or..."
- >"Listen, Nonny, I dunno bout you but if I were dating something with wings.... That I could RIDE"
- "I get it, I get it."
- >"PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE?!"
- >A motherly voice called in a bossy tone.
- >"Oops, that's my break. Good luck, Nonny!"
- "Huh, thanks." You mumble too quietly for her to hear.
- ----Back in the saddle----
- >It's about an hour to dusk.
- >Your day has been eventful.
- >Full of ponies offering suggestions on what to do.
- >Even though you never asked.
- >You're walking to Flitters home.
- >The walk across town is a bit of a trek
- >You like to be early.
- >As you're nearing her home the sun is getting pretty low.
- >The fireflies are out.
- "Ah, here's the place."
- >You knock a few times.
- >The door opens and before you stands Cloudchaser.
- "Hi, I'm here for um-"
- >She looks you up and down
- >You can tell approval is decidedly absent.
- >"You try anything funny with my sister and you'll regret it.
- "Um...."
- >"FLITTER THE HUMAN GUY IS HERE!"
- >You have a name.
- >You frown.
- "Be down inna sec!" A cheerful voice echos down the steps.
- >Cloudchaser shakes her head.
- >"Come in and sit down. She'll be a while."
- >Gee thanks.
- >What a bitch.
- "O.k."
- >You sit down on a sofa.
- >CC Sits in the love seat across the room.
- >You spend fifteen minutes in an uneasy silence.
- >You hear the creaking of the stairs.
- >"You must be Anon." She says trying to hide a smile.
- "That's muh name baby, don't wear it out."
- >She giggles at your bravado.
- >Since you got to Equestria you have been using every line in the book.
- >Hey, if it's new to them, right?
- >You stand up brushing off your neatly creased slacks.
- "So, you ready to go?"
- >She giggles "YEAH!"
- >The two of you make your way to the door.
- ----The night is still young----
- >You were eager to get out from under CC's judging eyes.
- >As the two of you get out side you greet each other in a more relaxed setting.
- "So, uh yeah. I'm Anon." You awkwardly fumble to start the ball rolling.
- >"Nice to meet you." She laughs out.
- >"Pinkie has told me so much about you!"
- "Well, I guess you have me at a disadvantage."
- >You stop and notice Flitter is looking at your chest with a slight smile.
- >You look down.
- >you see five or so fireflies are resting on your brest pocket like a broche.
- "Totally clutch, bros" You whisper faintly.
- >She heard and giggled, not entirely sure about your usage of 'clutch' but catching the jist.
- >"So, um..."
- >She looked as though she were waiting on direction.
- "The date, right. I thought we could, I dunno, catch a movie?"
- >"That sounds great!"
- >You finally look up and straight into her purple eyes.
- >Lit mostly by the crappy porch light but you catch green twinkles from your organic broche.
- >You're a sucker for a good pair of peepers.
- "We should be going if we want to catch a show."
- >More giggles from Flitter
- "What?"
- >"Ummm nothing. Maybe you should climb on?"
- "And wrinkle that pretty dress?"
- >ALL OF THE BLUSH!
- >"I, um... well."
- >You had planned on a quick fly, but that was after the movie.
- >No sense in making a plain old movie the night capper.
- "Come on." You start walking towards the theater.
- >Since you got here you've been amazed at how large the ponies actually are...
- >Perhaps Ha$bro only calls them little because of how big they make the toys...
- >The two of you make your way into town.
- ----The Summer Sun Massacre Director's cut 3D Edition----
- >The two of you pull up to the box office and take a look at the marquee
- >"Aw man look!"
- >Flitter points to the billing
- >"Most of em started an hour and a half ago!"
- "Bum luck..." You say looking to see if any showings were yet to run.
- >"What's he have to do with any of this?" She asks confused.
- "It's a saying in my world... It means unlucky."
- >"Oh. Well Yeah...Wait OH LOOK!" Flitter shouts getting super excited.
- >"I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE THIS ONE!" She squeed
- >She does that cute super tiny in place stepping thing that you see the ponies do when they're nervous or excited.
- "Summer Sun Massacre, huh?"
- >"Director's cut. IN 3D!"
- "Sounds bomb." You smile.
- >You walk up to the attendant.
- "I'll take 2 for the Summer Sun Massacre."
- >"Sure thing. Is that the 3D?"
- "You bet your sweet ass it is."
- >"Anon, I don't think Nacho Supreme's butt is sweet at all..." Flitter whispers to you innocently.
- >You can't help but let out a dumb sounding super short laugh.
- >The kind of laugh that sounds like you're dumping an entire laugh into one syllable.
- >The attendant just stares at you like you're a moron.
- >Oh get rekt cheese ass. You think.
- >As luck would have it the movie was starting very shortly.
- "Popcorn? Soda? Ju Ju Bees?" You ask Flitter.
- >"Popcorn, extra butter. And what are Ju Ju Bees?"
- "Those things." You point to a gel candy behind the counter.
- >"Oh, then no. Just a fizzy pop."
- "You heard the lady. And a Fizzy for me too. Make it snappy pappy, we got a flick to catch!"
- >More giggles
- >You figure you can tell how well the date is going by how much she giggles at you.
- >Chick is a giggle machine.
- >Feelz good bro.
- >Nacho practically shoves the popcorn at you.
- >He has to it's freaking huge.
- >The two of you grab your drinks and head into one of the 5 theaters.
- ----Horror movies d8 b8 r8 8/8 m8----
- >"Eeeeeewwwww" You hear Flitter sigh disappointedly.
- >You knew exactly what she was lamenting.
- >Your shoes were sticking superbly to the soda drenched concrete floors of the movie hut.
- "I know what you mean. Hey there are some seats over there." You point of a mostly empty row near the front.
- >How you could see past the popcorn is a mystery, but the two of you make your way to your seats.
- >As you near the middle row you can see that Flitter is hovering about 2 feet off the ground.
- >You feel a short pang of jealousy.
- >The two of you sit down and wait on the flick to start.
- >She wasted no time diving into the popcorn.
- >You guess that's why they make 'em so big.
- >When in Rome.
- >You start grabbing hand fulls and chowing down.
- >The noise generated by the two of you prompted the rest of the audience to tell you to quiet down.
- >The movie hadn't even started yet.
- >Geeze.
- >Flitter looks like she's getting impatient.
- >"Hey, Anon?"
- "Yeah?"
- >"Do you have places like this back home?"
- "Yeah, but bigger. Usually in malls."
- >"Wow, really?"
- "Yeah, the Megaplex back in my hometown had 30 screens."
- >"How do they fit them all in one building?"
- "Really really big buildings."
- >Her jaw about hit the floor.
- >You look at her.
- >Dem eyes again.
- >Then the lights went down.
- >The movie was a total B flick like Scream 1
- >But that's what made it good.
- >The further the movie went on the less popcorn was in the bucket
- >The less popcorn in the bucket the closer Flitter tried to hold you during the jump scares.
- >You couldn't help but notice how nice she was smelling that night.
- >You figured it was her shampoo since you got a face full of her mane at every jump scare.
- >There were a LOT of jump scares.
- ----You're such a dork----
- >The doors to the theater burst open as the throng of movie goers were pouring out.
- >You could hear various opinions among the crowd.
- >"That was soooooo bad. I want a refund." A nasally voice from the front of the crowd exclaims.
- >"I can't believe they're relying on jump scares again. Celluloid Magic is really cutting corners for her films scripts."
- >"But why did she go back?! Everypony knows you RUN from a chainsaw!"
- >"These flicks are pretty good. Not nearly as good as the Hatchet in the Attic series though..."
- >"THAT WAS AWESOME!" The only voice that mattered to you.
- >"The way Silly Filly took the Chainsaw from Red Nightmare! An' then VRRRRRRREEEEMMM There goes her head!"
- "That part was so cash! But remember, she can't be defeated unless somepony takes her bones to the old mortuary and burrys them with the suicide note sealed in blood!"
- >"GASP!"
- >The two of you in unison yell at the top of your lungs "SEQUEL!"
- >Everyone in the lobby is staring at you.
- >You look at them then back to each other
- >You start laughing lake a couple of fools.
- >You continue to do so as you walk out the front door.
- >You shove your trash in a can outside.
- "I always see you practicing your flying with Rainbow. How'd a cute meat head like you end up with a taste for cheesy horror flicks?"
- >She looks at you for a moment.
- >"We'll Truth be told I'm not that into sports. I like them and all, but I'm a huge dork really."
- >She blushes.
- "I like dorks." You say nonchalantly.
- >Like seriously, no chalant detected.
- >"Don't let Rainbow know, ok... She' kill me is she thought flying for the Wonderbolts wasn't my life's dream."
- "Secret's safe wit me."
- >You smile at her.
- >"I just don't feel like I'm supposed to be a great flyer. I like being a dork."
- >She frowns.
- "Can't you be both?"
- >She looks at you with a half smile
- >The two of you had been walking through a very nondescript part of town.
- >Just some scattered houses and dirt roads
- >It opened up into a sort of park.
- "Why can't you be both?" You ask her as you near a park bench.
- >"I dunno... Rainbow says it takes up too much of my time. She keeps yelling at me to get my head in the game."
- "Top cunt in deed." mutter to yourself.
- >"But how can I keep my head in the game when it's so full of aliens and zombies and bad special effects!"
- "I dunno. I kinda like the head full of aliens and zombies and bad special effects."
- >She smiles really big.
- >"Get on."
- >You put up some feigned protest.
- "But your pretty dress..."
- >"You'd think you were the one wearing a dress, you know, instead of that cute suit."
- >You blush.
- >"Get on."
- "ok."
- ----I can show you the world----
- >You awkwardly attempt to straddle Flitter.
- >It's almost painfully evident how much sexual tension is in the air.
- >Seriously, there are foals in their beds right now who don't understand the tingly feeling in their naughty places, tingly feelings caused by the energy of your awkward mounting.
- >Flitter looks back at you. "Comfy?"
- "Heh ummm yeah." You blush
- >More giggles "Hold on."
- >You aren't quite sure what to hold on to, so you decide on holding on to her at the neck.
- >Pulling hair is for the bedroom.
- >Suddenly her wings stretch out and you're off in the air.
- >wherearetheseatbelts.jpg
- >As you level out a couple hundred feet over Ponyville Flitter looks back at you
- "You ok?" She smiles
- "Yeah I'm just used to my rollercoasters having seat belts."
- >Don't worry I won't let you fall..." She looks at you with a look that seems to say 'not now... not ever.'
- >You have some very confusing thoughts about ponies right now.
- >Suddenly she starts snickering
- >wat?
- >Oh, this is a joke right. Great prank, Ponk. I'll just have to get you-
- >"Your shirt, Anon."
- >You look down and see your broche of fireflies is still there and hanging on like troopers.
- >You smile.
- >Ponyville is beautiful from up there.
- >The light of the full moon is almost as bright as daylight.
- "Wow."
- >"This is how I always see Ponyville."
- "It's beautiful."
- >"Some days. It's mostly all formation drills. Totally not fun."
- "But this is.... Right?"
- >"Yeah." She says breathlessly as if she's drinking the moment in.
- >"I don't usually have someone to share it with."
- >You get to the center of town and wheel out towards the Apple's property.
- >"I don't want this to end."
- "Neither do I." calmly but as if you were having the time of your life.
- >The orchards span on for miles.
- >The flickering in the trees is almost magical.
- >"No. I mean, this.... Us... I know this is weird for you..."
- "What?"
- >"Cloudchaser was in Sugarcube Corner yesterday." She said sadly. "She told me what you said.... About not dating a pegasus even if you were into ponies..."
- >You lean in close and wrap your arms around her neck in a meaningful hug.
- >Dat mane.
- "Well, maybe you changed my mind." You say sweetly in her ear.
- >"Really?" She asks in disbelief.
- "Let's just take it one step at a time."
- END
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