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-- antikytheranComplicator [AC] began pestering atomicArmageddon [AA] --
so how about that evo finals
atomicArmageddon
bro
fuck
jigglypuff
So lame.
antikytheranComplicator
i can't believe marth didn't even make top 6
well except m2k but you know how he is
atomicArmageddon
Jesus christ I know right
I was really hoping for that king action...rip
antikytheranComplicator
yeah
atomicArmageddon
;(
antikytheranComplicator
oh well at least armada lost
atomicArmageddon
He was beginning to look too strong...
Last year he was so on top
antikytheranComplicator
why can't we go back to the mango nation glory days
i didn't get to see a 3vo again
atomicArmageddon
I know right
He's better than last year though...
He was so depressed
antikytheranComplicator
it's not hard to be better than last year's evo top 8 performance from mango
oh well
atomicArmageddon
same
antikytheranComplicator
anyway i got something more serious-ish to talk to you about
atomicArmageddon
...K?
antikytheranComplicator
you know that girl i mention occasionally
michelle
the pirate wannabe
atomicArmageddon
Oh ya
the cosplayer
lol
jk
go on
antikytheranComplicator
well she flat out told me that she wanted to be friends with me again
try and fix what happened after movie night
atomicArmageddon
well, at least she's trying to make amends...
but tbh
she's kind of off her rocker...
i mean come one
*on
she looks for treasure in her backyard for fuck's sake
who does that
antikytheranComplicator
i know she's crazy
i've seen it first hand
that's why we split apart in the first place
atomicArmageddon
might have been for the better
antikytheranComplicator
i know it might be
but we were great friends a while ago
and well
she's never been anything but honest with her feelings
unless she's masking them up with some ridiculous game
atomicArmageddon
Well, if you feel it's ok...
antikytheranComplicator
yeah i know
i wasn't really looking for advice or anything about it
atomicArmageddon
After all, I'm not your mom
antikytheranComplicator
i just kind of wanted to tell someone
atomicArmageddon
I got you
antikytheranComplicator
yeah
so
that happened
anything up with you?
atomicArmageddon
Not really...
antikytheranComplicator
you always say that
atomicArmageddon
Huh
Maybe I need to switch it up a bit
oh
antikytheranComplicator
yeah come up with a different catch phrase
atomicArmageddon
can I ask you a question about Michelle?
antikytheranComplicator
sure what is it
atomicArmageddon
Did she mention anything about me in your conversation?
antikytheranComplicator
no she doesn't know you
actually i mentioned you to her
atomicArmageddon
I see
antikytheranComplicator
just that we've been playing melee and shit
atomicArmageddon
Thats cool
antikytheranComplicator
...she thought we were dating
atomicArmageddon
lmao
wonder if she's jealous or something lmaooooo
jk
antikytheranComplicator
nah i don't think i'm really her type
atomicArmageddon
Well
you never know what she thinks of you
antikytheranComplicator
she claims to want someone she can "leave at port" and forget about
atomicArmageddon
oh
antikytheranComplicator
and okay she MAY have been acting kind of suspicious before she went all pirate-y
but her tastes are completely different now
she will probably settle for nothing less than johnny depp himself
atomicArmageddon
lol
That's...interesting...
nice to know
antikytheranComplicator
...also why are we even talking about this the last thing i want is to get involved in any kind of relationship she'd be in
atomicArmageddon
lolol sorry sorry
just wondering
antikytheranComplicator
nah it's fine
so what about you
you think that "antarctica" guy likes you?
if we're going to be dredging up irrelevant drama we might as well be fair about it
atomicArmageddon
((shit shit let me look at their profile))
antikytheranComplicator
((probably a bad idea to say anything definitive considering you haven't rped with him yet))
((just say "probably not why would he" or something like that))
atomicArmageddon
((too late m8 already looking i'll see if i can make anything))
antikytheranComplicator
((you don't want to set anything in stone until you see what his character is like))
((we just know you two talk a lot))
atomicArmageddon
((ok thought of something))
antikytheranComplicator
((go for it))
atomicArmageddon
You know i'm not sure if I buy his whole antarctica antics
antikytheranComplicator
you're just not sure
i know for a fact he's joking
his ping is terrible and that's just his way of coping with it
atomicArmageddon
for all i know he could be in fucking australia
antikytheranComplicator
yeah probably that's at least close enough
and it explains the ping and the time zone fuckery
atomicArmageddon
He keeps telling me these random-ass science stuff
anyways
lmao
antikytheranComplicator
yeah that's your usual reaction to these kinds of things
atomicArmageddon
Sure is...
antikytheranComplicator
it's actually pretty nice though
atomicArmageddon
Oh ya
antikytheranComplicator
having a sane friend
atomicArmageddon
Sure is
((lol))
To answer your question, no I'm not interested in him...
Or at least he doesn't seem interested in me
Not like we'd ever meet
because you
know
He lives in Antarctica
antikytheranComplicator
yep
his heart lies frozen in the icy wastes
never to be thawed by yours
such a sad story
atomicArmageddon
yuppie
antikytheranComplicator
i really should use that line somewhere that wasn't bad
atomicArmageddon
you should
it belongs in those fanfics that you read
antikytheranComplicator
hella jeff x sweet bro's mom is too good a ship for even that line kris
atomicArmageddon
ew
antikytheranComplicator
"i took it off because you were BREAKING MY HEART FOR A MINUTE THERE"
that's a line from one of the highest rated fanfics on ao3
how am i supposed to compete with that
atomicArmageddon
What the hell do you even read man
Who even likes SBHJ anyways
antikytheranComplicator
we
we've had this argument before
and i know it never goes anywhere
but i think it's an artistic masterpiece
i didn't buy an actual physical copy of it for nothing
atomicArmageddon
You need to reevaluate your life decisions
plus
we all know what a REAL masterpiece is:
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antikytheranComplicator
"KYS"?
atomicArmageddon
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that didnt turn out right...
antikytheranComplicator
someday you're going to kill something with all those copypastas
is that really still your modus
do those things even count as copypastas or ascii art
you never explained how your sylladex works in all that much detail
atomicArmageddon
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just a
nother target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so y
ou better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the U
nited States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re payi
ng the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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atomicArmageddon
((yay))
antikytheranComplicator
((congratulations))
atomicArmageddon
((alright next time I know))
antikytheranComplicator
pffft pesterchum actually kicked you off for using a copypasta
karma is real
and not just imaginary internet points
atomicArmageddon
ya thats bullshit
antikytheranComplicator
your sylladex will be the death of you you know
atomicArmageddon
this isnt twitch!
antikytheranComplicator
someday you're going to piss off the wrong memers
atomicArmageddon
I want to keep it
for the dank memes
antikytheranComplicator
"for the dank memes" is what you say whenever you do anything
atomicArmageddon
because its the perfect excuse
"hey man why are you stealing my stuff"
"for the dank memes"
"hey man why do you even exist"
"for the dank memes"
see
everytime
antikytheranComplicator
"hey man why did you fuck my wife"
"uh"
"for the dank memes?"
atomicArmageddon
exactly
antikytheranComplicator
and the next day i'll be at your funeral
atomicArmageddon
RIP Kris Ahn
"For the dank memes"
antikytheranComplicator
between you and michelle i'm gonna have a lot of tombstones to right
*write
atomicArmageddon
trust me
its totally worth
antikytheranComplicator
hopefully i won't find out too soon
((so you ready to wrap this up?))
atomicArmageddon
((sure))
((imma kick myself out hold on))
antikytheranComplicator
all right
well i'm gonna go to bed i think
atomicArmageddon
ok
well remember
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons an
d AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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antikytheranComplicator
i guess i can't say i'm too surprised by all that
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antikytheranComplicator
somewhere in the depths of pesterchum's code someone wrote "fuck you and fuck your dank memes"
later
ⓘ lol is now known as Guest27916
antikytheranComplicator
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andromedasCaptor
((Hello.))
aquaticApathy
((Heyo!)
andromedasCaptor
((So what's our prompt?))
aquaticApathy
((Ummm, dont really know because I'm not sure how the dynamic between our characters is supposed to go))
((We could ask rollund for one? or QP?))
aquaticApathy
((Should we just ask for a prompt? Cuz im not really sure))
andromedasCaptor
((I'm checking the timeline))
andromedasCaptor
((Lumaya needs to tell Kallig about Nick))
aquaticApathy
((Ok, thats something to work with))
andromedasCaptor
((Who shall initiate?))
aquaticApathy
((I assume you since you've got info to share?))
andromedasCaptor
Hello kAllig!!!
aquaticApathy
UHey, what's upu?
andromedasCaptor
I just trolled one of those hAndles we found on the husktop!!!
I think they're An Alien!!!!
Although i CAn't find his spAceship!!!
aquaticApathy
UYou mean the husktop I was pressured into stealing parts foru?
andromedasCaptor
YeAh!!!
WAit
aquaticApathy
USeems like a pretty hasty conclusion to draw...just from finding a handleu.
andromedasCaptor
kAyen didn't tell you?
There were four hAndles on there!!
aquaticApathy
UTell me what? I don't know if you're aware, but we aren't exactly the best of friendsu.
UOh. That's interesting. A little weirdu.
andromedasCaptor
KAyen AlreAdy trolled the one i tAlked to!!
She wAs blocked :(
aquaticApathy
UI can't possibly imagine whyu.
UWhat about youu?
andromedasCaptor
Uhh
I CAn't remember if i wAs blocked??
I wAs too exCited beCAuse they're An Alien!!!
aquaticApathy
UAnyways, you mentioned aliens? How can you be so sureu?
andromedasCaptor
He kept sAying thAt he wAs something CAlled A humAn!!!
And he kept trying to deny it!!
aquaticApathy
UHow do you know it's not just some random troll's husktop that fell in or lost? He might just kind of slowu.
andromedasCaptor
He's not slow!!!
And kAyen AlreAdy looked At the husktop!!!
It's reAlly weird!!!!
aquaticApathy
UOk, well she's not exactly what I'd call a reliable source of informationu.
UMaybe he's just some weirdo who likes to make his own crapu?
andromedasCaptor
It doesn't look like Anyone's used it
aquaticApathy
UWhat it's just a random husktop laying on the bottom of the ocean? Like, just existingu?
andromedasCaptor
Husktops don't just exist!!!!
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andromedasCaptor
((GERI))
How did it even get to the bottom of the oCeAn???
aquaticApathy
UThe fact that one does doesn't just mean that it's from an alien thoughu. And again, your crazy friend isn't the best source of infou.
andromedasCaptor
She's repAired severAl of my Computers before!!
aquaticApathy
UThat's true but, you aren't really the uh...best with electronic careu.
andromedasCaptor
I know!!!
aquaticApathy
UThat said, it doesn't make her an authority on the origins of water damaged husktopsu.
andromedasCaptor
But still the hAndles And whAtever else seems to be on there!!!!
They just hAve to be Aliens!!!
aquaticApathy
UAre you sure you aren't just...overexciting yourself? You do that sometimesu.
andromedasCaptor
I'm sure!!!
aquaticApathy
UI'd like to believe you, because in all honesty, that'd be pretty fucking cool. But, it's really unlikelyu.
andromedasCaptor
It's Also reAlly unlikely to find strAnge husktops thAt fAr out in the oCeAn!!!
aquaticApathy
UYeah, that's true. All I ever find are kickass dead things. What were you doing to be out that deepu?
andromedasCaptor
I wAs ChAsing A violet lusus!!!
aquaticApathy
UUhhhu
andromedasCaptor
It got AwAy beCAuse i wAs distrACted!!!
aquaticApathy
UBy said husktop on the bottom of the fucking oceanu?
andromedasCaptor
Yes!!!
I tAlked to kAyen About it when i found it
aquaticApathy
UI guess that is pretty damn weird. Still, I'm not convinced it was aliensu.
UHa! What'd she have to sayu?
andromedasCaptor
Uhh
Just told me she'd fix it!!
And tAlked to me About my lusus AgAin
andromedasCaptor
And now my webCAm won't work And i've lost some of my piCtures!!!
aquaticApathy
UWhat did you even have pictures ofu?
andromedasCaptor
But i got to tAlk to An Alien!!!
Me!!
aquaticApathy
UWhy do you care about losing pictures of yourself? Just look in a mirroru.
andromedasCaptor
Well the Alien Asked for A piCture of me
aquaticApathy
UMaybe he's just some creepy guy looking for pictures of girlsu.
UCan't trust random sunken pieces of techu.
andromedasCaptor
He kept trying to clAim thAt i wAs A humAn And he wAsn't An Alien
And how would he get the husktop there AnywAy??
aquaticApathy
UMaybe he's a violetu?
andromedasCaptor
He hAd ceruleAn text!!!
aquaticApathy
UNot everybody hemotypes. Maybe he's insecureu.
andromedasCaptor
Then he's A ceruleAn-blooded Alien!!!
aquaticApathy
UOk. You clearly aren't gonna drop this. You're free to believe whatever, but I'm not convincedu.
UAt least you aren't a fucking chore to talk to like your annoying friendu.
andromedasCaptor
Well mAybe you should tAlk to him!!!
aquaticApathy
UTalk to a delusional, possibly perverted troll who's convinced you he's an alienu?
andromedasCaptor
Here's his hAndle!!!
antikytheranComplicator
aquaticApathy
UDidn't say yes, but I guess I probably should nowu.
andromedasCaptor
I'll try tAlking to the other Aliens!!!!
polarOpposite
aquaticApathy
UI'd be more worried about your fucking moirailu.
andromedasCaptor
atomicArmageddon
torrentialSeaman
aquaticApathy
UYou know, I never really agreed to talk to everybodyu.
andromedasCaptor
I'm not worried About kAyen!!!
aquaticApathy
UJust be careful with her. She's gonna get you in trouble one dayu.
andromedasCaptor
I don't think she'll blow me up!!
Well other thAn my phone Anyway!!!
But she AlwAys fixes my Computers!!!
aquaticApathy
UShe blew up your phoneu?
andromedasCaptor
YeAh ;p
aquaticApathy
UAnd you think she won't get you in troubleu.
UHow, I'll never knowu.
andromedasCaptor
She's my moirAil!!!
aquaticApathy
UShe's fucking dangerousu.
UAnd pretty bitchyu.
andromedasCaptor
All she does is sAy meAn things About my lusus
And blow up my phone!!
aquaticApathy
UFor now. Just wait until you spend more time with her. From my brief experience, I don't see it going wellu.
UIt's your choice, obviously. I'm not trying to fuck up your quadrants, I'm just saying be carefulu.
andromedasCaptor
Well uhh
Do you wAnt to shAre A quAndrAnt?/
aquaticApathy
UUhhhhhh, whatu?
andromedasCaptor
We Are friends :)
But if you don't wAnt to
It's okAy!!!
aquaticApathy
UWait, you aren't making sense. What quadrant are you even talking about? You already have a moirailu.
andromedasCaptor
We don't hAte eACh other!!!
WhAt do you think???
aquaticApathy
UI....don't really know what to think. It's a little unexpected is allu.
UI like youu.
andromedasCaptor
Well okAy!!!
hi
((This is the weirdest godamn way to start a relationship))
andromedasCaptor
((Do you want to keep going orr))
((And yeah it is))
aquaticApathy
((Its up to you, we could probably leave it up in the air for a bit until we develop our characters more / their dynamic with each other))
andromedasCaptor
((Let's keep going. Should we keep appeasing Geri or do something else?))
aquaticApathy
((I'm up for whatever, there's no reason to solidify any relationships this early, at least not like this I think))
((Your choice :)))
andromedasCaptor
((Let's do something else))
((Just not for too long))
aquaticApathy
((Go for it, we cutting it off from somewhere or what))
andromedasCaptor
((Let's keep it going. Awkward convo change?))
aquaticApathy
((Im all over it :D))
andromedasCaptor
So do you wAnt to see where i found the husktop???
aquaticApathy
UYeah, sure. Better than continuing to bitch about your moirail and whatever that last bit wasu.
andromedasCaptor
It tAkes quite A while to get out there though
aquaticApathy
UWe can both fucking swim, and I doubt either of us has anything better to dou.
UBesides, we might find something cool on the wayu.
andromedasCaptor
We still hAve Aliens to tAlk to!!
MAybe we cAn do thAt And then go there???
aquaticApathy
UIf that's what you wan, sure. Not like I can get there without you anywaysu.
andromedasCaptor
Do you hAve A wAterproof Computer?
aquaticApathy
UYeah why wouldn't I? I don't want to break them all like you hahau.
ULook at who that'd leave me with to fix themu.
andromedasCaptor
KAyen's good At fixing them!!!
aquaticApathy
UApparently, since you're able to talk to me stillu.
UI guess I'm gonna go fuck with these trolls, let me know when you want to meet upu.
andromedasCaptor
OkAy!!!!
See you lAter!!!
aquaticApathy
UByeu.
andromedasCaptor
((Should we wrap up?))
aquaticApathy
((We can always change things later to make the relationship seem more natural or avoid it all together depending on what we want. I need to go do somethings real quick, could you do the pastebin?))
hi
-- aquaticApathy ceased trolling andomedasCaptor --
((TOO LATE))
((ALREADY DID THE THING))
((REKT))
andromedasCaptor
((Did you already do the pastebin?)
aquaticApathy
((Not I, brb))
andromedasCaptor
((Talking to Geri))
hi
((Lol no))
==START!==
-- torrentialSeaman (TS) Started Pestering antikytheranComplicator (AC) at 10:34AM --
Hello bookaroo, hows things hanging?
antikytheranComplicator
oh hey michelle
things have been all right i guess
slow
torrentialSeaman
Aye, but of course.  That is expected from one who doesn't live a life on adventure
antikytheranComplicator
oh no what happened this time
did you find treasure
torrentialSeaman
Arr, you know me too well
antikytheranComplicator
treasure that's actually a mangled rubber duck floating in the middle of a mud puddle in your backyard
torrentialSeaman
Though not treasure persay, more a suvenere of the olden days.
antikytheranComplicator
all the treasure you find is metaphorical treasure
but what is it?
torrentialSeaman
Remember the times we had, wasting days nattering about things that didn't matter
antikytheranComplicator
you've been reading our old pesterlogs?
torrentialSeaman
I went through those old logs again and decided I forgive you for your cold hearted attitude towards my strife
You may turn a blind aye now, but I pre-emptively forgive you
antikytheranComplicator
look i don't know how many times i have to tell you this
whatever you've been doing
...god i can't believe i'm having this conversation with you again i thought you had given up convincing me
all this pirate stuff isn't good for you
you're going to get yourself hurt
and you know that perfectly well
torrentialSeaman
That's the risk everyone takes in every venture of thier life
antikytheranComplicator
now you're going to say something like "all part of the rugged adventure on the high seas aye aye captain"
torrentialSeaman
Just cause I have fun and adventures on the highish seas
antikytheranComplicator
but one day it's actually going to hurt you
okay look
torrentialSeaman
You underestimate me skipper.  I'm truely wounded by your lack of faith
antikytheranComplicator
i've kind of accepted that i can't change this completely overconfident attitude of yours
but if you want to be friends with me again can you at least talk to me like a normal person
drop the whole pirate schtick for a minute
i know somewhere in there is a normal girl who just wants to talk to someone
torrentialSeaman
Alright, I'll humor you for a minute
The pirate schtick is a way of relating my self to my inner ancaric-communist beliefs
Is that good enough for you, matie
antikytheranComplicator
that's... surprisingly insightful of you
yeah i knew it was some kind of mask but i didn't think it had anything to do with politics
i'll keep that in mind
torrentialSeaman
((Just a meta comment, not decided is that's the actual reason yet. Just a possibility))
antikytheranComplicator
((it's fine, i don't think an actual confession like that would come until later in the session anyway))
((we should keep it light hearted for now))
you know what whatever let's change the subject
torrentialSeaman
Go on
antikytheranComplicator
want to hear what i've been up to lately
i don't know if it's up to your standards but it's something to talk about
torrentialSeaman
Well, in my latest conquest, I did sevier damage to a local business.
antikytheranComplicator
did you pirate an indie album again
torrentialSeaman
Though not raiding it for plunder or marrigable women, I left a nasty YELP review
antikytheranComplicator
oh shit that's even worse
i can't believe the girl whose performance of god save the queen i attended has become such a badass
also you never answered my question
torrentialSeaman
I'm stepping up.  Today a local taxi service, tommorow Parlement
Which one bucko
antikytheranComplicator
the one about wanting to talk about what i've been up to
torrentialSeaman
Fine, for a second time in mere minuets, I'll humor you
antikytheranComplicator
you're the one who wanted to rekindle a friendship with me...
but okay
i've been playing a lot of competitive smash bros lately
i hang out with this one girl named kris who kicks my ass every time but it's pretty fun
torrentialSeaman
Someone finaly tamed Nick ''no-heart' Pierce?
antikytheranComplicator
"tamed"
michelle i just play games and trash talk with her it's not like that
she makes these really annoying memes all the time it's crazy
torrentialSeaman
Well, that route is always open for you
antikytheranComplicator
is this the part where you spring into a long monologue about how hard romance is on the high seas
torrentialSeaman
Nah, it's easy. Marry a lass or lad, be off for months not giving a second thought
((Damn forgot a double space))
torrentialSeaman
Of course thats not how I'd live a life, but many of me crew chose that path.
antikytheranComplicator
that's not what you said the one time you "met a guy in port"
named johnny depp
torrentialSeaman
It's not hard to love such a pretty face
torrentialSeaman
That man could win you over with his acting
antikytheranComplicator
seriously that particular sea shanty read like a really bad celebrity shipping fic
"my name is michelle de'lia shipcaptain dementia raven way."
torrentialSeaman
Is this some hostile mockery I hear? On my ship?
That's no way to talk to a captain
antikytheranComplicator
you're docked in my port now
torrentialSeaman
Oh my
How flattering
antikytheranComplicator
...you made me use a piracy metaphor
i can't believe it
torrentialSeaman
But my heart lies in the sea
antikytheranComplicator
your heart lies in an actor whose most recent successful role was as donald trump
does your heart lie on an unbuilt border wall
torrentialSeaman
The hostility Nick. If not for my inpenitrable ego, you may harm me
Unfortunately for you, I'm a mary sue style character
antikytheranComplicator
shit who does that make me
torrentialSeaman
Good luck finding a spot on my deck
antikytheranComplicator
the villain trying to steal away johnny depp from you
torrentialSeaman
Dastardly of you
antikytheranComplicator
who's simultaneously hot enough to make his deppness jealous and ugly enough for you to spend half the fic lobbing insults towards
torrentialSeaman
But a fitting role for a shanty. But you aren't the one who writes them
When the others hear of this legand, they'll find Nick a loathful person
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antikytheranComplicator
i remember back when you used to think i was funny
gunpowderAnarchist
((FUCK YOU GUYS ARE USING THIS ONE))
antikytheranComplicator
weren't those the days
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gunpowderAnarchist
((GODAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT))
((WHATS THE CHANNEL FOR THE OTHER ONE?))
antikytheranComplicator
((see if orwell is being used))
torrentialSeaman
((What the hell. we were just about to make out))
gunpowderAnarchist
((Its just _Orwell right?))
torrentialSeaman
You still are funny Nick. My humor has just changed
gunpowderAnarchist
((U FUQ))
antikytheranComplicator
((RPGStuck_Orwell))
gunpowderAnarchist
((Okay Jarrod, type /join #RPGStuck_Orwell))
((Or just click on that link))
antikytheranComplicator
((also jarrod i'd like to rp with you sometime later too))
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antikytheranComplicator
i guess that's something
* antikytheranComplicator sighs
torrentialSeaman
((How do you do that?))
← tyrannicalAbomination has left
antikytheranComplicator
((/me))
torrentialSeaman
((Thanks))
antikytheranComplicator
okay i can see that underneath all the sea puns there's someone who actually does want to bring back what we used to have
and i understand
those times were pretty awesome
remember all those movies we used to watch?
torrentialSeaman
You goddamn know it
torrentialSeaman
How you put up with my blind patriotism?
antikytheranComplicator
you didn't make puns about it constantly
i mean yeah i thought it was kind of weird but it was
i don't know
torrentialSeaman
The nights spent theory crafting for Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
antikytheranComplicator
easier to put that aside and see you as just some regular girl
and yeah i still have that google doc saved
torrentialSeaman
No, it was.  I'm better then that now though
antikytheranComplicator
i still think geromy is actually sweet bro's mom in disguise
and i guess you just traded one weird obsession for another
but let's ignore that okay
let's just
forget about it
if you want to be friends with me again let's try to find common ground
you know, like we used to
torrentialSeaman
I'm up for that
How about I pick up Smash, for you?
antikytheranComplicator
nah you don't have to do that
i don't want to force us into being friends
i mean finding things we like that we already like
like
what do you read late at night on your "boat"
torrentialSeaman
I don't. I fish at night
A comforting way to go to sleep
What about you?  What's your luliby?
antikytheranComplicator
i stay up way too late reading fanfics
you know, same as usual
i don't think i've really changed all that much since that one fateful movie night
torrentialSeaman
We do not talk of that night
That was not a pretty night
Nor a calm night
antikytheranComplicator
okay okay that's a fair choice
let's pretend i never mentioned that
but still, i don't think i've changed much
you might notice more than i would though
since you don't talk to me much lately, what changes there are would be more distinct
torrentialSeaman
No, you're still the unreliable sod you've always been
:)
antikytheranComplicator
good to see that on some level you really haven't changed
torrentialSeaman
((We close to finishing here? I feel the conversation is naturaly closing itself.))
antikytheranComplicator
((yeah this is a good start))
well okay yeah i gotta get going
my parents will be up my ass if they find out i'm staying up this late talking to someone even if it is you
...they always really liked you for some reason
torrentialSeaman
Have a goodern
antikytheranComplicator
but yeah if you ever want to play a game or something let me know
torrentialSeaman
They are sweet people
antikytheranComplicator
you were a sweet girl
torrentialSeaman
'Were'.  Cruel
You're still a good person though Nick
You put up with my shit.
antikytheranComplicator
you're still a good wordplay duelist
and nice
even though you're less open about it now
torrentialSeaman
Anyway, I'll be off.
antikytheranComplicator
it's been nice talking to you again
later
torrentialSeaman
((Just realized this conversation started at 10:34 AM. It's now night.))
antikytheranComplicator
((wait damn i forgot that inconsistency))
((pretend it was a typo and that i was actually 10:34 PM))
torrentialSeaman
-- torrentialSeaman (TS) Stopped Pestering antikytheranComplicator (AC) At 10:52PM --
antikytheranComplicator
==END!==
andromedasCaptor
KAyen!!!
gunpowderAnarchist
Whats up, LUMAYA?
andromedasCaptor
I found something!!!
gunpowderAnarchist
WHAT?
andromedasCaptor
A husktop!!!!
It wAs on the seAfloor!
gunpowderAnarchist
Wait, JUST.... On the SEAFLOOR?
Who does THAT?
Probably one of your IDIOT NEIGHBORS.
andromedasCaptor
I don't know who left it there
It's broken!!!
gunpowderAnarchist
How badly broken are we talking HERE? How long do you think some idiot left it THERE?
What color IS IT?
andromedasCaptor
Umm
I GUESS it's dArk grAy???
I CAn't tell sinCe it's so filthy and bAttered!!
gunpowderAnarchist
Thats ODD. How deep did you find THIS?
andromedasCaptor
I wAs pretty fAr out I wAs hunting!!!
It wAs dArk!!
gunpowderAnarchist
....Tell you what bring it back to my PLACE. Ill see what I can do with IT.
andromedasCaptor
Ok!!!
gunpowderAnarchist
How's your Lusus DOING? Still a fat fucking drain on RESOURCES?
andromedasCaptor
And i ACtuAlly think it's purple
And yeAh she is still hungry :(
It's dAytime!!!
I wAs down there beCAuse i wAs ChAsing A violet lusus!!!
gunpowderAnarchist
If you want my opinion, you should have took her out behind the grubshed and killed her long AGO. You don't need a fatass nawahl "protecting" YOU. If anything, you're protecting HER.
andromedasCaptor
I dont think i Could kill her
gunpowderAnarchist
What has she done FOR YOU?
andromedasCaptor
She'd kill me And then everyone on the CoAstline
And she's sCAred off violetbloods AttACking me!!!
gunpowderAnarchist
Kill the Violets YOURSELF. Your plenty CAPABLE.
andromedasCaptor
But they're AlwAys in groups!!!!
I Could probAbly tAke out one of them
gunpowderAnarchist
FINE. Come get ME. We can take them TOGETHER.
andromedasCaptor
OkAy thAnk you thAnk you
I'm tired of being kept up during the dAy
gunpowderAnarchist
I feel bad for YOU. My lusus is bad, but at least he leaves me the FUCK ALONE. Yours is like a tumor on your FREE TIME. I want to go and KILL HER MYSELF.
andromedasCaptor
So CAn i hAve A little help getting the husktop out of the oCeAn??
And i wAs tAlking About the violet bloods!!!
And now im A little sAd!!!
gunpowderAnarchist
You shouldn't be SAD. You should be ANGRY.
Let me grab my scuba GEAR. I'll be right OVER.
Cya soon LUMAYA.
andromedasCaptor
But she loves me!!!!
And see you
Bye kAyen!!!!
gunpowderAnarchist
If she loved you she wouldn't put you through THIS.
-- gunpowderAnarchist ceased trolling andromedasCaptor --
gunpowderAnarchist
((Hai))
aquaticApathy
heyo))
gunpowderAnarchist
-- gunpowderAnarchist [GA] began trolling aquaticApathy [AA] at 8:12 --
aquaticApathy
U Hey? u
(not gonna have spaces there anymore))
gunpowderAnarchist
GA: SO....     KALLIG....      could     you    do    me     a      favor     and    "Kindly"    break     into    your     neighbors     house     and    steal      their      grubtop    for    ME? Just    a    little    favor    between    "FRIENDS"
aquaticApathy
AA: USo...first thing you do is go out of your way to ask me to steal something for youu?
((uhm this is there first time ever talking right, as in he wouldnt know her?))
gunpowderAnarchist
((I was off of the assumption that we knew of each other threw Lumaya, but hadn't spoken))
aquaticApathy
((ok thats fine))
gunpowderAnarchist
HEY.     You      have    no    "Idea"     how     important      this   IS.     You     wouldn't     understand     IT.    Your     too    soft.     Who    ever    heard    of      a    soft    VIOLET?
aquaticApathy
UWow, already bringing out the hemospectrum? Anyways, what is it you need, and why? A better question, is why didn't you as your moirail firstu?
UWow...already bringing out the hemospectrum huh? Anyways, what is it you actually need and why? Better question, why didn't you ask your moirail firstu?
((whoops double post sorry ))
gunpowderAnarchist
I     would     much     rather      ask     her,    trust    ME.     Unfortunately,     she     is    away    from     her    desktop    and   she     doesn't     have     any   way    to    communicate    on    the    go     FOR.... Various     REASONS.
aquaticApathy
UHow vague. I'll talk to her later, I guess. But more to the point, you didn't answer my questionu.
gunpowderAnarchist
((So I was thinking about it, and how about Lumaya finds a corroded grubtop at the bottom of the ocean, then needs Kayen (The only technologically proficient troll here) to fix it, because she is pretty curious. Turns out, that grubtop has SBURB (or sgrub, in this case) What do you think about that?))
aquaticApathy
((That honestly makes sense, or she can find it but is unable to get it out before returning to take care of her lusus and I can go get it or something? We've got options.))
gunpowderAnarchist
((Well I was thinking it would work that way so Kayen would have a reason to contact you to steal the grubtop parts))
aquaticApathy
((Ah I see what you're saying, yeah that works))
gunpowderAnarchist
I     need    it    for    something    other    than    explosives,     UNFORTUNATELY.   I    have     a     corroded     grubtop    that    needs     repairing,     and    im    the    smartest    one   that    Lumaya     knows     so    I    was   tasked    with    repairing     IT.
aquaticApathy
UThat's some high praise for yourself. Never really talked to you much, but not impressed so far. So you just need parts for a grubtop? Why not ask if I have spares before immediately asking me to steal stuff from some random troll kid I want nothing to do withu?
gunpowderAnarchist
Maybe     it    would    make     you    less    of     a    WIMP. Didn't     really    expect    someone    like     you    to    have    the    spares    ANYWAYS.
aquaticApathy
UI mean, I don't. So if I was going to help you I would have to steal them. It's kind of a pain in the ass getting waterproof computer parts in case you didn't know. Just gonna leave the lame burn as an addition to the ever increasing list of reasons not to helpu.
gunpowderAnarchist
CMON.    Aren't     you     CURIOUS?    A     corroded     GRUBTOP,     at    the   bottom     of    the     fucking    ocean,     in   a   deep     TRENCH.    Or    do    you   just    wan't    to    be    stale,   like   you     always   ARE?
aquaticApathy
UOk, I admit, the fact that it was at the bottom of a trench is pretty fucking cool. But, what makes you sure you can even get it to work? Also who says I'm stale? Who else do I even talk tou?
gunpowderAnarchist
I      can     get     it    to       work      because     I've     done     things    ten    times     harder     then    fixing     a    corroded     computer,     DUMPASS.     I      talk     to   Lumaya,     and     although     she     doesn't     say     it    outright     you     sure      sound     real    BLAND.
aquaticApathy
UAs opposed to what exactly? I don't really see how I can be less boring. Either way, it doesn't really matter. I don't really feel like changing how I act because some abrasive girl on the internet called me boring. What do I get out of giving the partsu?
gunpowderAnarchist
You     get    the   satisfaction      of    knowing    what    the     hell      is    on     the     computer,    as    well      as     a     tiny   bit     of       redemption      in      my     EYES.
aquaticApathy
UFirst one, maybe. Second one, how is that worth anything to me again?"
gunpowderAnarchist
Maybe    it    isn't    worth     ANYTHING.    But      you     asked     for    what    you     get,     not    what    you     get   that    is    worth     something    to   YOU.
aquaticApathy
USo the only thing I get out of this is mild satisfaction of curiosity that was piqued like...what, five minutes agou?
gunpowderAnarchist
Thanks     for    pointing    out     the     OBVIOUS.
aquaticApathy
UJust saying, I have little incentive to do this for youu.
gunpowderAnarchist
But     your    going    to     do      it    anyways,    aren't    you?
((Shit))
*YOU?
aquaticApathy
UDepends, are you gonna keep bothering me if I say nou?
gunpowderAnarchist
NO.     I    have     better      things     to     do    then   argue    with   a     glorified    LOWBLOOD.
aquaticApathy
URude. Violet was higher than the berry juice running through your arms last time I checkedu.
gunpowderAnarchist
You     sure      don't     act     like     you      have     anything     better     than     mud    in     your     VEINS.
aquaticApathy
UDon't always have to act better to be better. I think this conversation's probably proved that, not that your big head will be able to fit that into your fucking thinkpanu.
gunpowderAnarchist
You're       missing      the     POINT.     Its     fine     to     be     HUMBLE.   Lumaya      is     like     that      TOO.     Its      not    okay    to     be    a   big      baby    and    never     hurt    anyone,      because     sometime      real    soon     you'll    have   TO.
aquaticApathy
UI've hurt lusii before. I'm not afraid to kill or cause damage, I just don't think it's a constant necessity. No need for the whole, 'toughen up' speechu.
gunpowderAnarchist
FINE.     Tell     yourself    THAT.     The    point     still     STANDS.     You    in    or   NOT?
aquaticApathy
UFine. Just don't act like you're talking to a damn wriggleru.
gunpowderAnarchist
Hop to it THEN.
-- gunpowderAnarchist ceased trolling aquaticApathy --
[16:25]  * antikytheranComplicator ==START!==
[16:25] <gunpowderAnarchist> ((Is there any way to color text or no))
[16:26] <Roland> Not in IRC
[16:26] <Roland> You'll be able to color it in PbP
[16:26] <antikytheranComplicator> ((what about our handles?))
[16:27] <Roland> As far as I can tell, that's out of your control, too.
[16:27] <Roland> Tbh fam, when you paste it, it'll just be in regular black courier font
[16:27] <Roland> So I wouldn't get too upset
[16:27] <antikytheranComplicator> ((okay))
[16:27] <antikytheranComplicator> so who is this
[16:28] <gunpowderAnarchist> -- gunpowderAnarchist [GA] began trollingantikytheranComplicator at 4:13 --
[16:28] <antikytheranComplicator> no one just opens a blank chat and leaves it blank for no reason
[16:28] <gunpowderAnarchist> ((Dude shaddup I was doing the canonical opening thingy))
[16:28] <antikytheranComplicator> ((okay sorry))
[16:28] <antikytheranComplicator> ((ignore what i said))
[16:28] <gunpowderAnarchist> Hi   ,      Dumbass.
[16:29] <antikytheranComplicator> wow dude nice way to open a conversation
[16:30] <gunpowderAnarchist> Its     the     best    way      to    open    a    conversation.    Stupid    until     proven     smart,    is    my    philosophy.
[16:31] <antikytheranComplicator> if you think i'm an idiot why are you even talking to me
[16:31] <antikytheranComplicator> actually why am i still talking to you
[16:31] <antikytheranComplicator> i am this close from putting my finger over the block button
[16:32] <gunpowderAnarchist> Because    maybe    my    incredible     intelligence     will    stop   you     from    wasting    you     life?
[16:32] <antikytheranComplicator> i can't believe it
[16:33] <antikytheranComplicator> you're acting like some kind of cartoon character
[16:33] <antikytheranComplicator> sometimes i forget that there are people like you out there
[16:33] <antikytheranComplicator> do you really have nothing better to do than just ramble on about how smart you are to some random guy on the internet
[16:35] <gunpowderAnarchist> I     am    currently      rigging     an     explosive    mine    with   my    free    hand.    I     am      doing    something     better     then    talking     to    an    idiot    right    now.
[16:35] <gunpowderAnarchist> How   childish.    Comparing     people    to    cartoons    little    grublings    watch.
[16:36] <antikytheranComplicator> then why did you ever bother talking to me in the first place if your free time is so important
[16:36] <antikytheranComplicator> why am i even humoring you with this
[16:36] <antikytheranComplicator> ((i'd like to point out that if this were really truly in character nick would've blocked GA much earlier into the conversation))
[16:37] <gunpowderAnarchist> Can      you     not     understand?     What     else      am    I     supposed    to     be     doing    with    my     free    hand?    Just     letting    it     hang    there? Every   moment    is   precious,    idiot.
[16:37] == Roland_ [uid123052@id-123052.brockwell.irccloud.com] has joined #RPGStuck_WewLad
[16:37] <Roland_> ((Don't mind me; just a fly on the wall))
[16:37] <gunpowderAnarchist> Maybe     you     could    offer    some    insight    on     how     it     feels     to    be    stupid.
[16:38] <antikytheranComplicator> i don't know
[16:38] <gunpowderAnarchist> ((Yeah, i know.))
[16:38] <antikytheranComplicator> make two bombs
[16:38] <antikytheranComplicator> maybe then the police would get on your case
[16:38] <gunpowderAnarchist> Who     the     fuck     are    the    police?
[16:38] <antikytheranComplicator> actually yeah i probably should call the police
[16:38] <antikytheranComplicator> if you're not trying to stroke your own dick and are for some reason actually telling the truth, what you're doing is very very illegal
[16:39] <gunpowderAnarchist> I      have     no     idea    what    your      talking     about.    Illegal?    What,     is    the   alternian     army    going    to    come    and    get    me    from   halfway    across     the    galaxy?
[16:41] <antikytheranComplicator> ((wait what kind of au for human/troll relations are we doing here))
[16:41] <gunpowderAnarchist> ((Roland didn't say anything so im assuming default)
[16:41] <Roland> ((You can do it however you like. Ordinarily, for most sessions, Sburb is first contact for trolls and humans))
[16:42] <gunpowderAnarchist> ((Well, I've already said it so im assuming we are just doing normal))
[16:42] <antikytheranComplicator> ((okay that works))
[16:43] <antikytheranComplicator> okay this is getting incredibly stupid
[16:43] <antikytheranComplicator> i have no idea what the hell you're talking about and if i were actually feeling sane today i'd have disconnected like twenty minutes ago
[16:43] <gunpowderAnarchist> I    feel     the    same   way.
[16:44] <antikytheranComplicator> you're the one who talked to me
[16:44] <antikytheranComplicator> the entire blame for this enormous waste of our time rests on your shoulders
[16:45] <gunpowderAnarchist> Really?     Then    why    didn't    you    block    me      like    you    said    you     would?    Think,     idiot.
[16:45] <antikytheranComplicator> well why didn't you stop talking to me like you said you wanted to
[16:47] <gunpowderAnarchist> Because   I     still    had    time   left    to   spare.    Im    done    now.    Goodbye,    Dumbass.    Maybe    ill     find     your    IP     and  then    your    hive     will    be    nothing    but    rubble.
[16:47] <antikytheranComplicator> oh wow now you're gonna go navy seal copypasta on me
[16:47] <antikytheranComplicator> i should paste that
[16:48] <antikytheranComplicator> but whatever i'm not going to give myself that tiny bit of satisfaction
[16:48] <antikytheranComplicator> -- antikytheranComplicator [AG] has blocked gunpowderAnarchist [GA] . --
[16:48] <gunpowderAnarchist> Shit
[16:48] <gunpowderAnarchist> Wait
[16:48] <gunpowderAnarchist> No
[16:48] <gunpowderAnarchist> thats ooc
[16:48] <gunpowderAnarchist> My bad
[16:48] <gunpowderAnarchist> ((Shit))
[16:48] <gunpowderAnarchist> ((I was in the middle of typing that))
[16:49] <Roland> ==END?==
[16:49] <antikytheranComplicator> ==END!==
antikytheranComplicator
well you didn't immediately try to insult me so i trust you
andromedasCaptor
I just heArd from her thAt you were An idiot
So i decided to troll you!!
antikytheranComplicator
oh wow
she has friends
andromedasCaptor
((I really need to turn off autocorrect))
antikytheranComplicator
((probably a good decision))
look are you guys really getting anything out of trolling me
andromedasCaptor
Yes she does!!!
antikytheranComplicator
all she did was talk about how stupid i am and brag about how she's supposedly building explosives
is she really so insecure about herself that she needs to insult random guys on the internet
i don't know why i didn't just block her as soon as she talked
and you're not really convincing me that i shouldn't just block you right now either
andromedasCaptor
No, pleAse don't!!!
antikytheranComplicator
why not
andromedasCaptor
KAyen's just meAn sometimes
antikytheranComplicator
sometimes?
andromedasCaptor
BecAuse uhh
antikytheranComplicator
she messaged a random person just to shit all over him and brag about how smart she is
that's just low
andromedasCaptor
I don't build explosives
Or hAte people i think are incompetent
antikytheranComplicator
good for you
basic human decency
that still doesn't explain why you want to talk to me, though
andromedasCaptor
WhAt's A humAn?
Do you like Aliens As well??
antikytheranComplicator
oh my god it's you again isn't it
you're trying to lure me in by being nice to me
andromedasCaptor
HAve you seen Any humAns??
antikytheranComplicator
i'm a human
and you are too
seriously i can't believe you
why pick on me
of all people
you actually have nothing better to do than just pick on some guy
andromedasCaptor
You're not A troll???
antikytheranComplicator
with a combination of terrible trolling and a surprisingly elaborate fantasy scenario
no i'm not a troll
andromedasCaptor
OHMYGOG I'M TALKING TO AN ALIEN!!!
antikytheranComplicator
if i were maybe i'd understand why you spend all your time messing with random innocent people
antikytheranComplicator
i should just block you
andromedasCaptor
YAYAYAY WHERE'S YOUR SPACESHIP!!!
antikytheranComplicator
((i should probably point out that if this were 100% in character nick would've blocked you by now))
i'm not an alien
maybe if i were i'd have the advanced technology required to get random assholes to stop messaging me
andromedasCaptor
((And Lumaya would already be out hunting down his spaceship))
andromedasCaptor
I'm not An Asshole!!!!
antikytheranComplicator
((his?))
((i thought you were the fuchsia highblood girl right))
you kept on insulting me and now you're trying to trick me you're some other nicer person
while still going on with the whole alien thing
andromedasCaptor
((oh right she wouldn't that Nick's a guy))
((*know))
antikytheranComplicator
((not that that would really matter to a troll))
((unless it has something to do with her character))
andromedasCaptor
But im not kAyen!!!
antikytheranComplicator
yeah right who else would try to convince me that they're some kind of alien with the exact same story
unless there's a group of you people
andromedasCaptor
I hAvent tAlked About explosives onCe!!!
And yeAh we're a group!!!!
antikytheranComplicator
yes you're very good at switching topics and weird typing styles
this is way better than typing with like 5 spaces between every word so thanks for that
andromedasCaptor
It's so Annoying when kAyen does that
antikytheranComplicator
i knew it
there IS a group after me
i can't believe that a whole group of people would actually get together to mess with one poor innocent dude
andromedasCaptor
YeAh!!!
antikytheranComplicator
i'm honored in some sick way to be the target of this complete waste of time
andromedasCaptor
And no we're not trying to mess with you
Although kAyen probAbly was
antikytheranComplicator
do you have any actual proof of that
at all
i think it's like
kayen was round one
and you're round two
you're being nice and a lot less obvious of a troll but i'm not falling for it
andromedasCaptor
I'm only trolling you beCAuse she brAgged About it
antikytheranComplicator
she convinced you that it would be fun to troll me?
are you saying i'm being fucking advertised
andromedasCaptor
No I wAs Curious
antikytheranComplicator
"hey if you want to have a good time annoy this guy"
and even assuming you were telling the truth
why would you be curious about the guy your "friend" was being a complete asshole to
andromedasCaptor
She wAs complAining About you
And I don't hAve Anyone to tAlk to
antikytheranComplicator
look
if you want to talk to me
and if you want me to even begin to believe part of your story
can you do one thing for me
andromedasCaptor
WhAt??
antikytheranComplicator
can you apologize for kayen
i won't entirely believe you
but at least do that for me
andromedasCaptor
Alright!!!
I'm sorry thAt kAyen is A jerk!!!!
antikytheranComplicator
apology kind of accepted but not really
andromedasCaptor
OkAy i Apologized
antikytheranComplicator
i might have actually believed it if it weren't for the whole "alien" thing
andromedasCaptor
Why won't you Admit thAt you're An Alien???
antikytheranComplicator
why won't you admit that you're a human
if you really felt sorry for me and you really wanted to talk to me seriously
then you'd stop with this whole alien thing
andromedasCaptor
BeCAuse im not!!!
And you Are totAlly An Alien!!!!
antikytheranComplicator
do you have any proof at all
andromedasCaptor
I'll find your spACeship
antikytheranComplicator
i don't have a spaceship why are you so insistent on that
i'm on earth
and so are you
andromedasCaptor
No, im on Alternia!!!
antikytheranComplicator
oh wow that's not even an original name for a planet
"alternia"
you could've done so much better than that
that sounds like a cheap name for a planet that you'd find in a 50s scifi movie
andromedasCaptor
And All Aliens hAve spACeships how else would they get here
antikytheranComplicator
"bug men from the planet alternia"
andromedasCaptor
I'm not A bug!!!
antikytheranComplicator
and you're not an alien either
you're not even trying to give me proof here
i mean seriously
a picture would be enough
andromedasCaptor
Well i don't hAve a webCAm
And kAyen blew up my phone :\
antikytheranComplicator
see you don't have any pictures of you at all saved on your computer
how do you expect me to believe that you're an alien
and okay that actually does sound like something kayen would do but that's still a shitty exxcuse
andromedasCaptor
Why Aren't you Admitting thAt you're An Alien
antikytheranComplicator
how would i even get to another planet
other planets with life haven't even been discovered
i can't even get off planet without years and years of training
you know that perfectly well because you're trapped here on this ball of dirt with me too
andromedasCaptor
I'm on AlterniA not eArth!!!
antikytheranComplicator
you can't even think of a single miniscule bit of proof that you're an alien
well fine then
i will do you one better
andromedasCaptor
No you're the Alien!!!
antikytheranComplicator
i will send you a picture that you will be completely not shocked by
because you're a human
although you'll pretend to have your life changed by it
andromedasCaptor
I've never heArd of eArth before!!!
antikytheranComplicator
this is what i look like
https://camo.derpicdn.net/3e1e608daf2914a615b082377040604747bd8e44?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myfconline.c...
andromedasCaptor
Ugh
((Autocorrect again *uhh ))
antikytheranComplicator
you see
this is how it feels to be frustrated
andromedasCaptor
Where did thAt piCture Come from
And i don't see grAy skin or horns
antikytheranComplicator
it's a picture of what i look like
andromedasCaptor
You Are totAlly An Alien
antikytheranComplicator
unedited
that is completely what i look like
wow you're not acting all shocked the way i was expecting you to
andromedasCaptor
ReAl piCtures don't look like that
And i knew you were An Alien
antikytheranComplicator
you see
andromedasCaptor
You just weren't Admitting it
antikytheranComplicator
this is how it feels to be badly trolled
the way you are completely failing at convincing me of anything right now
((so i'm thinking we should maybe switch some things up))
andromedasCaptor
((Yeah))
antikytheranComplicator
((since we're doing this to both build our characters as individuals and see what their relationship would be like))
andromedasCaptor
Alright bye!!!
antikytheranComplicator
((wait))
((i was thinking we should change it so they both accept the other's stories))
((since it's not canon anyway)0
andromedasCaptor
((Okay. Lumaya really should have some pictures on her phone anyway) 9
antikytheranComplicator
((yeah))
((being convinced the trolls exist will probably be a part of the actual storyline anyway))
okay thanks for apologizing for kayen
i still have absolutely no idea why anyone would ever want to be friends with her
especially if she blew up your phone
andromedasCaptor
Well I reAlly don't hAve Anyone else to tAlk to
antikytheranComplicator
i find that hard to believe
i mean
you're clearly sociable enough to open up to strangers
you seem like the type of person who'd have more friends
andromedasCaptor
They're mAd thAt i keep killing their lusii
antikytheranComplicator
...
god dammit why are you all so nonchalantly crazy
i miss talking to humans
andromedasCaptor
I CAnt let mine die!!!
antikytheranComplicator
okay i realize that i'm not at all qualified for giving you advice here
lusus problems are not my specialty seeing as i don't have horns
but is it really worth keeping alive if it keeps ruining so many trolls' lives
andromedasCaptor
Uhh yes?
andromedasCaptor
She'd probAbly destroy several neighborhoods before dying
antikytheranComplicator
okay, good point
how often does she need to be fed?
...why am i talking like this about killing what amounts to parents this is horrible
but i have to be serious
answer the question
andromedasCaptor
I hunt every day
Sometimes At night too
((Oops I got days/nights wrong))
antikytheranComplicator
and how many lusii do you take home within a 24-hour period
andromedasCaptor
Umm
I'd sAy ten to twenty??
antikytheranComplicator
...how the hell do you even do that
how is that even sustainable
how can you go around killing ten to twenty lusi without everyone declaring war on you or something
i keep forgetting to lower my standards constantly when it comes to giving trolls advice
andromedasCaptor
I'm supposed to be high nobility
And they do Come After me
antikytheranComplicator
and your lusus accepts absolutely nothing else
you have other meat sources on alternia right
andromedasCaptor
But they're usuAlly preoCCupied with the CeruleAnbloods
And I CAnt feed her kAyen!!!!
(but i wish i could)
antikytheranComplicator
okay
you know if you were a human i'd probably be beyond seethingly mad at you
like i'd probably actively lobby the government to come and fuck all your shit up
but i guess i have to lower my standards again and again with you people
so i just have one question for you
do you feel any remorse for your actions
andromedasCaptor
Uhh
I think yes??
antikytheranComplicator
you *think*?
andromedasCaptor
Something just reAlly doesn't feel right About it?
antikytheranComplicator
so you've barely even begun to think about why what you're doing is wrong
andromedasCaptor
Well it's not like I'm killing other trolls like the CeruleAnbloods do to feed their lusii!!
And just how mAny trolls Are genoCidAl?
antikytheranComplicator
i bet at least kayen is
andromedasCaptor
YeAh she's a CeruleAn
At leAst she just hAs a prAying mAntis not a spider or something like thAt
And her lusus is usuAlly Able to feed itself
antikytheranComplicator
good, that gives her free time to be completely insane for her own reasons
andromedasCaptor
So umm
(( I need to go to bed soon))
antikytheranComplicator
((okay we'll wrap this up))
okay well
i guess i have to admit i was wrong about you earlier
you weren't just kayen on an alt account
and you've been surprisingly nice
andromedasCaptor
OkAy thAnk you
antikytheranComplicator
so, i'm sorry about that
and i know that this is crazy and that you violate many, many moral standards of my culture
but i can talk to you if you want someone who doesn't want to explode everything you own to talk with
andromedasCaptor
Alright.
antikytheranComplicator
((all right, this was good))
andromedasCaptor
So, uhh..tAlk lAter, mAybe??
((Yeah.))
antikytheranComplicator
yeah, sure
see you around
andromedasCaptor
((Glad to know that I can actually rp)
Bye!!!
antikytheranComplicator
later
((yeah, you did a good job))
==END!==
@gunpowderAnarchist
((Okay))
((Whew))
((So they were in the middle of an RP))
tyrannicalAbomination
((oh))
@gunpowderAnarchist
((If your wondering why im typing in double (( )) Its because it means Out of character))
tyrannicalAbomination
((right, got that))
@gunpowderAnarchist
((So im thinking the setup is your a close neighbor of mine, and im gonna talk to you about something interesting I found))
((LEZGO))
tyrannicalAbomination
((wait wait, sorry, who are you again?))
@gunpowderAnarchist
((https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EkhqqnDKz_tg7LzBNOH0mYLlJegmQZOhpss7RcybnTs/edit))
(( https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EkhqqnDKz_tg7LzBNOH0mYLlJegmQZOhpss7RcybnTs/edit ))
(( Wait did that kick you out because I gave you the link to edit instead of read? ))
((Shit))
(( https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EkhqqnDKz_tg7LzBNOH0mYLlJegmQZOhpss7RcybnTs/edit?usp=sharing ))
tyrannicalAbomination
((nope, it's all good))
@gunpowderAnarchist
(( Ah. ))
@gunpowderAnarchist
(( Tell me when your done reading so we can begin))
ⓘ gunpowderAnarchist set mode -o gunpowderAnarchist
tyrannicalAbomination
((right, ready when you are))
gunpowderAnarchist
-- gunpowderAnarchist began trolling tyrannicalAbomination at 10:11 --
Hey,       WEIRDO.
tyrannicalAbomination
h; Kayen...
what do you want now?
gunpowderAnarchist
NOTHING.      I     just    WANT....     you     to     talk     to    some        stupid people,     is    ALL.    Recently,     Lumaya     found     a    husktop     at     the     bottom     of     an    ocean    trench     and    I     fixed     IT.   There     were     these     weird      Trollhandles     on    THERE.    I've     only    talked     to     ONE.      Said    he     was      some     sorta    alien     or     SOMETHING.     JUST....     Go     talk     to    THEM.     Maybe    one     of     them    is    a    weirdo      like     YOU.     Maybe      troll      them      a     BIT.
I      would     love     too      myself     but     im     kinda     tied    up       in       something      else     at     the     MOMENT.
tyrannicalAbomination
what makes you think ;'m any less busy than you??
maybe ; have some important th;ngs that need to get done, hmm?
gunpowderAnarchist
Because      you     never      do     ANYTHING.     All     you      do     is     sit     in       your     hive     and    read      your    dusty      old     weird-ass      TOMES.      Maybe      you      should      SOCIALIZE.
tyrannicalAbomination
bes;des, that sounds l;ke a lot of unnecessary effort...
tyrannicalAbomination
; don't need to soc;al;se! soc;al;s;ng won't help advance my goals!
gunpowderAnarchist
You                        are                      literally               at                  your              computer          ALREADY.                 All                   you                         have                     to             do              is                       type            in               the              HANDLES.
What                            GOALS?              Raising            an             undead             ARMY?                     Sure,                      thats                      going               to               HAPPEN.
tyrannicalAbomination
; don't understand why you don't just do th;s yourself! what could poss;bly be so ;mportant that you need my help??
gunpowderAnarchist
I            told          you,      im     BUSY.     What's        important     is     that       we        need      to      get     to    the     bottom    of     why     four    chumhandles    were    on    a    husktop     at    the    bottom    of   the     OCEAN.    Look     at     this   shit   one    of     them   sent LUMAYA. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Nicolas_Cage_-_66%C3%A8me_Festival_de_Venise_(Mo...     Aren't      you       up     for    some    adventure?      Anything     other     than     sitting    in     your     hive    getting     PALER.
Look,     im     trying    to    figure    it    out    but    they   just     keep    blocking    Lumaya     and   ME.
((Shit its so hard remembering my quirk I keep forgetting the all caps last word))
tyrannicalAbomination
wa;t wa;t, what the hell was that?!
gunpowderAnarchist
A     PICTURE.    One      of     the     freaks      sent   LUMAYA.    I    don't     know      EITHER.
tyrannicalAbomination
well ;'ll adm;t, you've got my attent;on...
tyrannicalAbomination
alr;ght f;ne, ;'ll see what th;s ;s all about... but you owe me for th;s
gunpowderAnarchist
Okay    FREAK.       Here      are     the     handles.     I     gotta    GO.     I     think    my    Lusus    is    back     from     his    FUCKING     SWEEP    LONG    HUNTING TRIP.    antikytheranComplicator atomicArmageddon polarOpposite torrentialSeaman
-- gunpowderAnarchist  ceased trolling tyrannicalAbomination --
((Welp, there you go. Kayen is an asshole. Now, you can ask any of the humans if they want to RP, maybe set up some relationships with them))
((I think one of them is ready, ask in the group chat))
==START!==
oh my god please tell me you're not another one of those people who keep trolling me
i already got two of you
aquaticApathy
UYeah, not really. I heard about it though. Or, had it briefly mentioned to meu.
antikytheranComplicator
so this is going to be more like the second one
you're going to be nice and civil with me at first but then try to convince me that you're an alien
and i'm going to ask why you people have nothing better to do but test their elaborate fantasy scenario by antagonizing some guy who just wants to be left alone
and i'm not going to get any answers to that question
aquaticApathy
UOh, right. Forgot they mentioned something about that too. Not really sold on the whole thing of you being an alien though. What'd you do to give them that impression anywaysu?
antikytheranComplicator
wait
you don't think i'm an alien?
are you someone else who's been attacked by those two?
of course, maybe you're with them and just being even more subtle this time
→ torrentialSeaman has joined
aquaticApathy
UHaha, no. I don't really see the need to be subtle if I'm just talking to a more than likely somewhat delusional troll. And no, I don't really play along in whatever the hell it is they consider funu.
antikytheranComplicator
wait
you think i'm a troll
why would i be trolling you i'm the one getting trolled
you're one of them aren't you
i knew it
aquaticApathy
UYou really don't have much going for you do you? I literally just said I don't do the things they do. So you're a little messed up in the head, isn't everyoneu?
antikytheranComplicator
if you don't do the things they do then why are you trying to convince me that you're an "alien" from the planet "alternia"
this is round 3
it's like i told one of the others
round 1
i got slammed head first by a complete asshole who just kept shitting on me the whole time until i blocked her
round 2
someone who started actually nice and then screamed on and on about how i'm some kind of alien and tried to convince me she's some kind of alien
and now round 3
someone who claims to not be involved with any of this bullshit and actually seems reasonable
but is trolling me by trying to convince me that i'm one not being reasonable
aquaticApathy
UI'm not an alien you idiot, I'm a fucking troll. Sounds like you met two acquaintances of mine. Kind of unfortunate for someone with your obvious mental clarity. Why did they even want to talk to youu?
antikytheranComplicator
i kept asking them that question
and finally you admit it
you are not an alien
you are just an internet troll
thanks for being up front about it for once
aquaticApathy
UExactly, I am a troll, who is using the internet. It would seem as if we're starting to get on the same page. Good job with that oneu.
antikytheranComplicator
yeah you are a troll whose sole purpose is to mess with me and somehow bring satisfaction to their day by doing so
i'm glad you're finally starting to accept it
aquaticApathy
UYou're losing it again. I don't really want to mess with you, so much as learn what the other two actually wanted from you or if they were just being asinineu.
antikytheranComplicator
they were definitely being asinine and so are you
i mean they kept talking about gray skin and horns
ridiculous
and that's just the least of what they were going on about
aquaticApathy
Uuhhh, are you actually mentally handicapped or are you just playing fucking dumb? Have you never looking in a miroru?
antikytheranComplicator
i'd send you a picture but you people are probably just going to use it to track me down and blackmail me or something
aquaticApathy
UWhy the hell would I go out of my way to do that? That sounds like such a pain in the ass, holy crap. Anyways, whatever. That's not important. What else were they running their mouths aboutu?
antikytheranComplicator
well the first one wouldn't say anything but shit about how stupid he thinks i am
like what you're doing but hundreds of times more annoying
and then she claimed to be building explosives or something like that and i'm like seriously
that's the type of person who would unironically use the navy seal copypasta
i thought of using it against her myself
and then the second one was actually nice to me but then wouldn't stop freaking out about how she thinks i'm some kind of alien
the main thing those two had in common is they're convinced they're some really obviously made up alien species, and you are too apparently
but who would actually believe aliens look like how they described
just like humans but with gray skin and horns?
who do you even think you're fooling
aquaticApathy
UOh my god, stop fucking typing. Just. Give me a secondu.
USo you were hassled by those two, and took basically nothing away from the conversation other than "they were annoying and mean and made no senseu"?
UYou weren't the slightest bit intrigued on the consistency of their argument or statementu?
UAlso what the fuck, how do they know what your "alien" species looks likeu?
antikytheranComplicator
i've heard of trolls who did way crazier stuff than that
and i sent them some pictures
not of me obviously but of other humans
aquaticApathy
UAnd you're making fun of your own species for its choice in name. Classyu.
UWhat the fuck kind of name is human anywaysu?
antikytheranComplicator
at least "human" doesn't mean "asshole who messes with people on the internet
"
that's what "troll" means in our language
aquaticApathy
UI mean everybody does that. Just because you think you're an alien doesn't mean you're entirely different than the rest of usu.
UUs being trolls. You know, like youu.
antikytheranComplicator
why do i even bother talking to you people
look this is what my species (including you!) looks like
aquaticApathy
UAsking myself the same thingu.
antikytheranComplicator
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Nicolas_Cage_-_66%C3%A8me_Festival_de_Venise_(Mo...
aquaticApathy
UWhy the hell would anybody go out of their way to make something like that? I mean, good job with the photoshop or whatever the hell was usedu.
UBut, that's kind of horrendousu.
UEven took off the fucking horns...god damnu.
antikytheranComplicator
yeah i know he's a shitty actor but this is what we all look like for the most part
aquaticApathy
UNo, no. What the hell is thatu?
antikytheranComplicator
come on you know nic cage
the guy from all those really memey movies
national treasure
wickerman
aquaticApathy
UNo. I really really don'tu.
antikytheranComplicator
con sky or something i don't know
okay whatever this is just getting pointless
aquaticApathy
UWasting time talking to delusional people usually is, but what can I say, curiosity won me over this time. I did not get much out of itu.
antikytheranComplicator
i'll give you credit for one thing
you at least admitted you didn't have a good reason to talk to me
that's more than the other two
aquaticApathy
UUnsatisfied curiosity aside, it wasn't a complete waste of time. At least now I know those two are actively trying to find more crazy peopleu.
antikytheranComplicator
and now i know that those two crazy people are actively trying to bring more people to talk to me
aquaticApathy
UIn their very weak defense, I came here on my own. Just kind of wish I didn'tu.
antikytheranComplicator
i also kind of wish you didn't
and see
i still never found out why you all have nothing better to do
aquaticApathy
UI can only get out every so often, so I actually don't have anything better to dou.
antikytheranComplicator
that's what you all say
aquaticApathy
UThe others are just kind of crazyu.
antikytheranComplicator
"i don't have anyone else to talk to"
that's also what the others said
aquaticApathy
UThat's bullshitu.
antikytheranComplicator
okay it's what the nicer one of the two said
the other one just laughed at me
aquaticApathy
UNot. Surprisingu.
antikytheranComplicator
at least we can agree that you have crazy friends
aquaticApathy
UUnfortunately. Friends is probably stretching it for oneu.
antikytheranComplicator
yeah that's what the other one told me to
"boohoo i have nothing better to do but mess with some poor stranger on the internet"
aquaticApathy
UI don't have that much sympathy for you, sure being delusional is tough but hey, what can you dou?
UNot much. So, try and be less insaneu?
antikytheranComplicator
just when you were trying to be nice to me
fuck it i should've just blocked you a long time ago
((are you ready to wrap this up?))
aquaticApathy
((yeah))
antikytheranComplicator
((all right))
aquaticApathy
UWasn't really trying to do anything. Either way, I think enough of our mutual time has been wastedu.
antikytheranComplicator
yeah i agree
let us never meet again
aquaticApathy
UGoodbye forever, weirdou.
antikytheranComplicator
-- antikytheranComplicator [AC] has blocked aquaticApathy [AA] --
==END!==
==START!==
-- antikythercanComplicator [AC] began pestering torrentialSeaman [TS] at 04:13 PM --
all right so i got some bad news and a warning
torrentialSeaman
Oh, sounds fun
antikytheranComplicator
which are mostly the same thing
torrentialSeaman
In one package
antikytheranComplicator
so first i got to ask have you been getting any messages from weird people lately
torrentialSeaman
Apart from that odd 'Nick' bloke, no
antikytheranComplicator
who are either beyond unhealthily into roleplaying or are just the most dedicated trolls i've ever encountered
...wow that was a low blow
torrentialSeaman
Well, my intressed is piqued
antikytheranComplicator
good job
torrentialSeaman
Thanks, matie
antikytheranComplicator
all right in that case they haven't got to you yet
anyway i'm being stalked by these people whoever they are and i'm worried they're gonna get to my pester-contacts next
so just giving you a heads up
don't talk to any strangers who might suddenly message you
torrentialSeaman
Haha, sounds like it's going to be a right laugh
Can I preempt them to a degree?
antikytheranComplicator
no dammit that's the last thing you want to do
then they'll keep messaging you
and it won't ever stop
you might think it's funny at first but it'll get annoying and you'll hate it
and they just *keep coming*
i've already dealt with three of them
torrentialSeaman
Someone rustled your Jimmies?
Any in particular?
antikytheranComplicator
how would you feel if someone messaged you and did nothing but call you an idiot, and then went on to blame you for wasting their time
i mean that stuff doesn't actually get to me since it's obviously coming from some pathetic asshole with nothing better to do than mess with people
but still
torrentialSeaman
That's sort of what I do to you though.  In a more underhanded way.
Anyway, if it's an inevitability....
antikytheranComplicator
yeah but then i do it in return and then we laugh and talk about some other shit
no it's not an inevitability
i'm trying to get you to take action to stop it
why are you so curious about these people they're just trolls
torrentialSeaman
Cause it's fun to chat shit
antikytheranComplicator
not with people whove made it their mission in life to annoy you
they're just trolls
you'll just encourage them
torrentialSeaman
Then distribute the weight.  You can't keep all the pestering on your shoulders
It's not healthy for you
antikytheranComplicator
no i'm going to stop them
i have a plan
torrentialSeaman
But how?
antikytheranComplicator
next time one of them messages me i'm going to ask them for a password
torrentialSeaman
Ok
antikytheranComplicator
a password which doesn't exist because fuck it if any more trolls are getting to my pesterchum today
torrentialSeaman
Nice
antikytheranComplicator
and then they'll give a confused and/or mocking response
and i'll block them
and then i will pray that it's finally over
nice and simple
torrentialSeaman
You gonna at least hear them out?
antikytheranComplicator
i already did
they're convinced they're these aliens called "trolls", fittingly enough
i can't believe i spent that long talking to them
they told me they live on planet alternia
alternia michelle
can you imagine a planet name that obviously fake
torrentialSeaman
Seems like a likely story of you ask me
I mean, We already have aliens from all the other planets of buttfuck- non-existance
((I butchered that line))
antikytheranComplicator
michelle the most alien thing you've ever encountered ended up being a piece of dirt cheap area 51 merchandise
...how that stuff ended up in the sea IS an actual mystery, but that's irrelevant
torrentialSeaman
Well, in anycase, can you give me a tag so I know when I'm being trolled by them?
Pretty please.  With sugar and stuff
antikytheranComplicator
you're not going to go in headfirst and message them right
torrentialSeaman
Well, not now, I'm busy doing anarcic doings
antikytheranComplicator
because if you do and you get stalked and they take all your money or some shit i will not hesitate to make an sbahj edit starring you saying "FUCK I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE TROLLS"
torrentialSeaman
They wouldn't dare steal from a Pirate
antikytheranComplicator
what are you gonna do
torrentialSeaman
That's agianst all codes of honer
antikytheranComplicator
give 4chan a bad yelp review
they're trolls michelle they don't have honor
torrentialSeaman
Well, you never know who they are behind the keyboard
They could be saints for all you know
antikytheranComplicator
they took time out of their day to do nothing but insult me
that's one of the lowest things anyone can do
they didn't even have any reason but to mess with me
torrentialSeaman
Then let me get sweet vengence for you?
Come on, enable me this one time
antikytheranComplicator
it's not worth it
that's not how trolls work
if we poke them they will take it as a victory
you kill a troll by letting it starve
from lack of attention
torrentialSeaman
I understand what you're saying, I really do. But if they have yet to draw this link between us, then for them I'm a random
A woman with no connection who just wants to annoy them
Trolling the trolls
antikytheranComplicator
i just told you if you counter troll the trolls it doesn't work
these people have no concept of time used wisely
you can't defeat them because you
you're haven't sunk that low
torrentialSeaman
I guess you're right there. I'm still afloat on my boat
antikytheranComplicator
you're a good person whose weird and confusing antics don't actually hurt anything except the egos of local business owners
don't sink to their level
and yeah i knew you would use that metaphor
torrentialSeaman
Nice to know I'm some predictable, one trick pony
:D
antikytheranComplicator
everyone becomes one when you know them for long enough
anyway okay
i tell you what
i will give you the pesterlogs of the trolls
but you have to promise me you will not betray my trust and message them
torrentialSeaman
Cross my heart
I will block these tag and bury them at sea
antikytheranComplicator
okay
torrentialSeaman
Making them, litteraly, sink to 'that' level
antikytheranComplicator
this actual respecting of my wish that you be a little cautious sometimes will symbolize the restoration of our friendship
so don't come crawling back to me complaining about being ambushed by them
torrentialSeaman
I'll be fine. I'm stronger than you give me credit for
Though I thank you Nick for saving this Damsil in distress from herself
antikytheranComplicator
they are gunpowderAnarchist, andromedasCaptor, and aquaticApathy.
wow you referred to yourself as a damsel in distress
i never thought i'd see the day
torrentialSeaman
Thanks Nick
antikytheranComplicator
does this mean you're going to marry yourself
am i invited to the wedding
torrentialSeaman
In a sarcastic manner, yes
antikytheranComplicator
i had a feeling
anyway i'm gonna go and find some more ways to lock down my pesterchum
torrentialSeaman
Ok, in a bit Nick
antikytheranComplicator
including auto-blocking anyone who's not in my contacts
what kind of chat client doesn't already do that...
torrentialSeaman
Damn, let's hope you don't meat anyone new
((Meet))
antikytheranComplicator
well we could exchange contacts
you know
like most chat systems
torrentialSeaman
I think we've exhaused everyone we both know.
antikytheranComplicator
sometimes i forget why i even use pesterchum and then i remember it's because you and others stubbornly refuse to upgrade
torrentialSeaman
Though, I've yet to talk to Kris that you mentioned a few moths back
antikytheranComplicator
and yeah i don't think we're gonna meet too many new people for a while, you're right
i don't think you two have all that much in common anyway
she's like
well
have you ever heard that one song about the game bro
torrentialSeaman
Marrigable?
Oh
ok
i sea
antikytheranComplicator
actually there is one thing in common
she's also pretty weird
torrentialSeaman
Go on?
← hi has quit (Client Quit)
torrentialSeaman
Ahh, ok
antikytheranComplicator
but you're weird in so different ways you'd probably be even more weird to each other
torrentialSeaman
Nice to now we can parlay over something
antikytheranComplicator
i'm sure between bouts of yelling at each other you can have gossip chats where you plan cool and new ways of fucking with me
torrentialSeaman
So, trolling?  Oddly topical
antikytheranComplicator
well you did say it sounded like what you usually do to me
torrentialSeaman
Nice to know you listen
antikytheranComplicator
i'm all about ridiculous callbacks to earlier quotes
anyway i got to go bunker down this soon-to-be invincible fortress of pesterchum
so i'll talk to you later
torrentialSeaman
In a bit
antikytheranComplicator
bye
torrentialSeaman
Bye
antikytheranComplicator
==END!==
((So, how are we gonna start this then? You initiating, or me?))
aquaticApathy
((You can initiate, uhm, nick coulda given you my handle as a brief mention or something?))
torrentialSeaman
((Sure, it's non-conon anyway))
==START!==
-- torrentialSeaman (TS) Started Pestering aquaticApathy (AA) At 9:43PM --
Good Evening buckeroo
aquaticApathy
Uuhm...whatu?
torrentialSeaman
It's a friendly term for person you ain't familier with
Generaly used by Deep sea Pirates during the 16th century
I think
aquaticApathy
UNonsense word, got it. How'd you get my handleu?
torrentialSeaman
A mutual aquantence
He talked 'highly' of you
Commended you on your ability to harrass others
aquaticApathy
UThat's kind of unnatural. Ohu.
UIt's the delusional kid then. Got itu.
torrentialSeaman
He's not disillusioned.  Just misguided
aquaticApathy
UHe linked me a picture of what he said was his species. Implying he was an alien, which is kind of bullshitu.
UWeird picture toou.
torrentialSeaman
Really?  Didn't know he was into roll play
What did he link you?
If you still have it that is?
aquaticApathy
USome picture of an actor he wouldn't stop talking about. It's like someone gave a mentally ill kid open reign of a editing and drawing programu.
UI deleted that thing after we stopped talkingu.
torrentialSeaman
Damn, he talked highly of you, but he didn't mention you were utter savage.
And here I was think it was just any old troll that talked to my friend
aquaticApathy
UI mean, in all fairness yes. Just happened to talk to him out of curiosityu.
UNothing that special really. Speaking of which, why are you talking to meu?
torrentialSeaman
Nick told me about you in rough detail.  I thought it would be fun to see what riled him up so
aquaticApathy
USo you come to talk to a random stranger on the internet. Do you think you're an alien toou?
torrentialSeaman
Well, that's a silly question.  I'm alienated from society is that what you mean.
But how can one claim they are an alien in all seriousness
aquaticApathy
UNot really sure, but your friend didu.
torrentialSeaman
But enough with Nick, I'd like to hear of the man behind the tag
Who are you?
aquaticApathy
UThat's a pretty forward questionu.
torrentialSeaman
Well, you don't have to tell me your blood type or credit card number.  Just give me some insight into who you are
aquaticApathy
UWhat's a credit card? I'm...just a troll going through life? I don't know what you want from me reallyu.
UAgain, specific questions are better when trying to meet someone who has a bad impression alreadyu.
torrentialSeaman
I want you to return the question so I can brag about my ventures at sea
aquaticApathy
UWow. This is gonna be a pretty familiar conversation thenu.
UAlright, I'll bite. Who're youu?
torrentialSeaman
You
just
activated
my
trap
card
I'm the Legandary Pirate Michelle De'lia. Famous for raids across the globe
aquaticApathy
UHuh, never heard of you. Funny how that worksu.
torrentialSeaman
Destroyer of modern civilization and lover of all things naval
Well then, mabey you should get the bilge water out your ears
aquaticApathy
USo what are you a seadweller? Or just born into the wrong casteu?
torrentialSeaman
I'm a sea dweller, yes.  Better than just about all Landlubbers by default.  And Casts are no problem in a lawless society
aquaticApathy
UOk, I don't really know if being a seadweller makes you better, maybe more versatileu.
UAlso, the spectrum is pretty roughly enforced for the most part, what fantasy land are you inu?
torrentialSeaman
Yeah, I like what you say about versatility.  Sounds a lot better then outright better.
As for this Spectrum, the only one of those I've heard of I'm not even on
aquaticApathy
UWhich you aren't. At least, not by defaultu.
UWhat are you some kind of mutantu? That's gotta sucku.
torrentialSeaman
Lets not be throwing around insults towards Autistic people.  Please, even the lawless have manners.
aquaticApathy
UAutistic? What the fuck, no. I'm talking about the hemospectrumu.
UStarting to doubt your friend and the stories he tells thoughu.
torrentialSeaman
Like what Stories?
aquaticApathy
UBeing an alien and whatever he told you to think what you do of meu.
UKind of raises some questionsu.
torrentialSeaman
Go on
aquaticApathy
UI'm just saying, he might not be...all there in the headu.
torrentialSeaman
Like I said, Misguided
aquaticApathy
UHe can still function, obviously since he types out coherent sentences, but higher level thinking, I'm doubtfulu.
torrentialSeaman
He has some level of self awareness
aquaticApathy
UMeaningu?
torrentialSeaman
Well, though not on the highest plane of awaeness, he's above sea level
torrentialSeaman
We can't disgard him as a single celled simpleton
aquaticApathy
USo a land dweller? Surprised you're friends based on your earlier commentsu.
torrentialSeaman
My actions are tainted with satire.
aquaticApathy
UHard to tell through text sometimesu.
torrentialSeaman
Yeah that makes sense
aquaticApathy
UBesides, not entirely unbelievable based on how some seadwellers see othersu.
torrentialSeaman
But I don't want to insult your intelligence with a '/s' for sarcasm
I'm sure you're a clever man to piss of Nick
aquaticApathy
UYou've got a bit too much praise for the both of us. I didn't even get the chance to say hi to him before he went sort of ballisticu.
USo, with what he's probably told you so far, you're either easily amused or impressedu.
UOr not as good a friend as you think, but that's neither here nor thereu.
torrentialSeaman
Well, you must have caught him on a bad day
To  annoy him to a large extent, I normally have to make Pirate jokes half an hour
aquaticApathy
UYeah, well I think that'd annoy the crap out of just about anybodyu.
torrentialSeaman
I'm sure some would find it in good taste
Though maybe not you
aquaticApathy
UProbably notu.
UPlease, don't feel the need to test the theoryu.
torrentialSeaman
Don't worry, I have no intention of it.
Soemthing has just caught my eye though.
aquaticApathy
UAnd what's thatu?
torrentialSeaman
You talk of Seadwellers as if they are somehow separate then more than just culture
aquaticApathy
UUhhh, yeah? Since I'm a fucking seadweller it's pretty easy to remember it's a physical differenceu?
UWhat are you on aboutu?
torrentialSeaman
A phisical differance? What has living life on the waves given us more than just amazing bodys and a bit of scuvy
aquaticApathy
UAmazing body is up in the air. And kind of irrelevantu.
UWhy are you being so coy about thisu?
torrentialSeaman
I don't know.  Just food for thought.
Is there anyone else in your caste system that I could talk to?
It intrigues me
aquaticApathy
UHaha, no one that I'd recommend talking to if it could be helpedu!
torrentialSeaman
Ahh, you're like that with them
Still, I'll take my chances, if you wouldn't mind
I do live life for adventure
aquaticApathy
UAlright, don't say I didn't warn youu.
UTalk to gunpowderAnarchist if you want a fucking reality check that you shouldn't need as a seadwelleru.
torrentialSeaman
Thank you.
I think we're done for now Mr...?
aquaticApathy
UDon't mention it. Like, seriously. Don't mention itu.
UUhh, Kalligu.
torrentialSeaman
((In all seriousness, it's like 00:15))
→ anon has joined
aquaticApathy
((Nah get outta here, hope you had fun :) sorry to keep you))
torrentialSeaman
Well, I shall hopefully talk to you soon Kalligu
aquaticApathy
UDrop the uu.
torrentialSeaman
-- torrentialSeaman (TS) Has Stopped Pestering aquaticApathy (AA) At 10:03PM --
==END!==
==START!==
password?
tyrannicalAbomination
what??
antikytheranComplicator
well a bunch of assholes started trolling me
so now every time someone with a handle i don't recognize pesters me they have to give me the password
just a security measure
tyrannicalAbomination
well what ;s ;t?
antikytheranComplicator
...
you do understand the point of a password right
tyrannicalAbomination
yes, to keep away people who would wrong you, ; understand completely!
antikytheranComplicator
it's good that you understand
tyrannicalAbomination
but ; am no such person! all ; want to know, is what the hell th;s atrocity ;s!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Nicolas_Cage_-_66%C3%A8me_Festival_de_Venise_(Mo...
antikytheranComplicator
...oh my god it's one of you i knew it
i fucking knew it
you showing me that picture is like
the anti-password
it means you're with THEM
why have i been getting trolled all day by these people
i just want to sit down for once
is that too much to ask
i want to say
tyrannicalAbomination
what? no, ; just came to get answers!
antikytheranComplicator
"damn isn't this a nice day with only people who actually don't want to mess with me messaging me"
tyrannicalAbomination
; have no des;re to mess w;th you in such a way...
antikytheranComplicator
that's what they all said
then they started spouting all this fantasy shit
antikytheranComplicator
i gotta say you people are really dedicated to this but i've heard of worse
tyrannicalAbomination
; don't know what you're referring to... the most fantast;cal sh;t ;'ve seen is that picture YOU sent!
((crap! messed up the quirk))
antikytheranComplicator
look if you want to pirate national treasure i'm not the guy for you to talk to
but you know
all the insisting that they're aliens from the planet alternia
i know i said it before but that really is a shitty b-movie title
tyrannicalAbomination
what?? that sounds noth;ng l;ke a movie t;tle!
antikytheranComplicator
yeah they don't really use titles like that any more these days without being ironic
now they're all one or two catchy philosphical buzzwords
tyrannicalAbomination
; don't know what k;nd of mov;es you're watching, but ;'ve never heard of a we;rd ass t;tle l;ke that
antikytheranComplicator
look see you're part of it
you're one of the people trolling me
and i gotta say you've lost your edge
your weird typing quirks are getting way too easy to read for me to actually be trolled by you
that first guy was harsh
and she was a terrible person
tyrannicalAbomination
oh yes... her
antikytheranComplicator
i don't get it
tyrannicalAbomination
; understand why you wouldn't w;sh to speak to people after she's through w;th you
antikytheranComplicator
you all pretend to hate her but clearly you're all working with her
how else would you have this elaborate fantasy world consistent
tyrannicalAbomination
;t's true that she enl;sted me to speak w;th you, but ;'m not sure ; understand what you mean by "elaborate fantasy world"
antikytheranComplicator
you know exactly what i'm talking about
tyrannicalAbomination
;'m but a simple troll, much like yourself, l;v;ng in my h;ve same as you
antikytheranComplicator
see there you go with it
you must be laughing your ass off behind the screen
tyrannicalAbomination
; truly have no ;dea what you're talking about..
antikytheranComplicator
how does it feel to be such a comedian
tyrannicalAbomination
unless... d;d she tell you of my goals?
antikytheranComplicator
to go out there on stage and talk about alternia and trolling and hives until the audience starts to boo and douses you in tomatoes
no but of course you have some kind of plan
tyrannicalAbomination
;t's true that ; am ;m the works of contruct;ng an army of the dead, but that ;s no laughing matter
antikytheranComplicator
...
this is even worse than the first one telling me she was building explosives
tyrannicalAbomination
;t's a lot more more real;st;c than any of the others would make ;t out to be!
antikytheranComplicator
an undead army
you actually expect me to believe it
you know a sci-fi scenario is one thing but now you have zombies
this is beyond stupid
tyrannicalAbomination
;ts true! you'll see!
antikytheranComplicator
this is the kind of shitty dnd setting that  could only be made by a really really stupid webcomic author
tyrannicalAbomination
when ;t's fin;shed and ; can take over altern;a, you w;ll be forced to acknowledge the truth!
antikytheranComplicator
why are you wasting your time with this
i keep asking that question and i've long lost hope for ever getting an answer
but why
tyrannicalAbomination
you're very r;ght, ; don't see why ;'m even st;ll ;ndulg;ng ;n th;s nonesense
th;s chat has clearly been a waste of valuable t;me
antikytheranComplicator
all of them are
well then i really hope this is the last of you
actually no
i'm not hoping
i'm logging off pesterchum for the night
i am out of here
tyrannicalAbomination
well, ;ve got better th;ngs to do anyway
antikytheranComplicator
-- antikytheranComplicator [AC] has blocked tyrannicalAbomination [TA]. --
==END!==
==START==
-- torrentialSeaman began pestering gunpowderAnarchist at (Insert time here) --
torrentialSeaman
Good (time) friend of Kallig
He recommended, after realizing I was too much for him, talking to you
gunpowderAnarchist
.... You      gotta     be     shitting    ME.
Your       one     of    the    IDIOTS.
torrentialSeaman
Well, I see why he sent me here
This is my punishment for tearing him multiple new ones
gunpowderAnarchist
Im       fucking      BUSY.     What     do    you    want,    other     than    wasting    my    TIME?
torrentialSeaman
Well, that was always a secondary objective.  My primary one has been pure morbid curiosity
gunpowderAnarchist
I    stopped    talking    to     you    and    the   three    freaks    because    the    first     one    seemed    he    was    mentally    INCOMPETENT.
torrentialSeaman
Troll who have set up some form of caste system.  Who are seemingly hellbent on winding up Good old Nickolas
They sound intriguing.  Adventurous even
gunpowderAnarchist
Apparently    you    actively     seek    out    people    calling   you    stupid,    which    you     ARE.
Look,    I     don't    usually     bring    out    ALLCAPS.     I'll     let    the    degenerate    lowbloods    keep THAT.
But     for    YOU....
I      make     a    SPECIALTY.
torrentialSeaman
I'm not as irrimarkable as you earlier hinted at
That's nice to know
I've been honored at such acts of recognition
gunpowderAnarchist
WHY             THE                 FUCK                 ARE                 YOU                     ASKING              ME             ABOUT            THE               CASTE         SYSTEM           WHEN             ANY        FUCKING           HALF-BRAINDEAD          FUCKING               MUDBLOOD          WOULD              KNOW                WHAT              THE           FUCK          IT            IS?             ARE              YOU                   THAT            STUPID?                 DID               YOUR              LUSUS                   THROW          YOU             DOWN                A               FUCKING                WELL?              WHAT           CASTE            EVEN          ARE            YOU?                    DO            YOU           EVEN           KNOW?
torrentialSeaman
Well goddamn, not only do I get caps, but a double tab between each word
I'm impressed.  Though I thinnk it would be easyer to assume I'm not from a developing country for a second
gunpowderAnarchist
Shut       it,       DUMBASS.      At      least     I     have      a    QUIRK.    Your      text    is     just    as     empty       as     your    MIND.
Also,    what    the    fuck    are    you    talking    about,    COUNTRY?     We    haven't     had    countries    for    several    hundred    thousand    YEARS.
torrentialSeaman
You never know, Some people live outside of society's grasp
gunpowderAnarchist
What     kind     of     delusional    world      are    you    IN?
torrentialSeaman
One without the influence of whatever assinine state you live in
gunpowderAnarchist
STATE?
Jesus    christ,    you    dumbasses   sure    go    to    an    effort   to    try    to   convince    me   of   this    magical   SCENARIO.
torrentialSeaman
I never intended to convince you.  Just to learn what you wish to convince me
If you want to be converted, find someone else
gunpowderAnarchist
REALLY?    And    yet     you    still   kling     onto   this   magical    fairyland   where   the   color   of    your   blood    doesn't    matter    and   the    Condesce   isn't   the   unifying    FACTOR.   Grow   UP.    Your     probably   just    a   lowblood    sitting    in   his   hive   crying    about   how    he   isn't   APPRECIATED.    In    a    delusional    world    where   he   can   actually    do    something    with   his   pathetic   LIFE.
torrentialSeaman
I don't need the appreciation of others.  I live with the salty sea at my back with no care in the world.  If I wanted to feel appreciated, I would stop by sometime and promptly scare off any authorities there
That is all I need for sustainment, and even then that's to feed my vanity
gunpowderAnarchist
SEA?   So    your    a    seadweller   THEN?   Godamn,   I    never    thought    I'd   meet    a    violet    dumber   than  KALLIG.    Guess    I    was    WRONG.
Check    that    off   on   the   list   of   stupid    shit   I   didn't   want   to   find   out  about,    along   with   the   existence   of    you   FOUR.
torrentialSeaman
See, we're off to a good start.  Four you mention, but I know of 3
Me, Nick (our lovely aqantence), and some lass named Kris
So who is number 4?
gunpowderAnarchist
polarOpposite
Oh    great,   looks   like    we   can   meet   this   last   idiot    TOGETHER.    What    is   his    magical    fairyland   going    to    be?    Magical   rainbows   and   cotton   candy   EVERYWHERE?
torrentialSeaman
An interesting development that would turn out to be
gunpowderAnarchist
Unfortunately,   i'm   out   of   TIME.   FOREVER.   I'll    just    grab    your   IP     address    and   show   up   at    your   HIVE.   I'll   make   sure   your   tied   to    a   chair   so    you   can   watch   me   set  the  explosives   and   steal   anything    of   value   before I   KILL    YOU.
torrentialSeaman
Damn, as legit as the Youtube comments thread
But I understand
We will talk again
gunpowderAnarchist
Wait   a   fucking SECOND.
torrentialSeaman
Go on
gunpowderAnarchist
You    don't   have   an   IP ADDRESS.   Its    just   BLANK.
torrentialSeaman
So what you're saying is that I'm not on 'the grid'
I live outside of your society's reach?
Though this is unique, I'll take this evidence
gunpowderAnarchist
Thats   it,   im    getting   to   the   bottom    of    this  godamn   mystery    made   by   some   omnipotent  god   trying   to   torture  ME.

-- gunpowderAnarchist added antikytheranComplicator to the chat --

antikytheranComplicator
What
wait it's you again
this means 2 things
1
you actually gave up on using alt accounts
torrentialSeaman
Hey mick
antikytheranComplicator
and 2
gunpowderAnarchist
Okay    you   two   mentally  deficient    grublings,    spill   the   FUCKING BEANS.
antikytheranComplicator
didn't i block you you asshole
and michelle what the fuck are you doing here oh my god
you know
i kind of expected this to happen
torrentialSeaman
I've got them pinned, trapped in port
antikytheranComplicator
but i really didn't think you'd sink low enough for it to happen an HOUR after i told you not to
seriously michelle
gunpowderAnarchist
What   the   FUCK?   You   think    blocking   me   does   ANYTHING?   Everyone   knows   trollian's   block   does   jack   SHIT.
torrentialSeaman
Blockaded by my mighty navy
gunpowderAnarchist
Im    here    to    get   some   answers,   for   ONCE.    So   shut   up    and   LISTEN.
antikytheranComplicator
now she's going to make us sit through her crazy whirlwind of insults and her new DnD scenario
are you happy michelle
is this what you wanted
torrentialSeaman
Yes
I'm loveing it
gunpowderAnarchist
Oh    yeah,   like    im   the   one   running   a   godamn   flarp   CAMPAIGN.
antikytheranComplicator
you realize she's going to devolve into repeated threats to kill you right
that's what happened last time
torrentialSeaman
Oh shit, beans = spilt
That's a wrap guys, we've found our culprit
And it's the winner is...
gunpowderAnarchist
Your   over   here  with   your   nonexistent    caste   system  and   fucking    separated  planet, like   that   has   been   a   thing,   EVER.
antikytheranComplicator
i'm going to start that sbahj comic i promised you the moment i find a way to nuke this psychopath's access to my pesterchum from orbit
gunpowderAnarchist
SHUT    UP   AND   ANSWER.
antikytheranComplicator
you didn't even ask the question
nor do you deserve to
gunpowderAnarchist
WHY    WERE   YOUR   HANDLES   ON    A   HUSKTOP   AT   THE  BOTTOM   OF     THE  GODAMN SEA?
antikytheranComplicator
...
torrentialSeaman
...
antikytheranComplicator
that is the fucking stupidest excuse to troll anyone i have ever heard in my life
gunpowderAnarchist
Why    don't   either   of   you    have   a   fucking   IP  ADRESS?
torrentialSeaman
I abstain again
antikytheranComplicator
you know your shitty fantasy scenario was one thing but now you're trying to insert us into it
gunpowderAnarchist
Your   the   one   with   the   make-BELIEVE.
You're   trying   to   troll me   with    some   godamn   shit   some   lowblood    hippie    who   wan'ts   peace    alllll    around   Alternia    makes   UP.
torrentialSeaman
This chat was a lot friendlyer when it was just me and annother
antikytheranComplicator
you see michelle here we go again
i tell you exactly what's going to happen
you ignore me
and then it fucking happens
gunpowderAnarchist
"Oh,    lets    get   rid   of   the  caste   SYSTEM!   Lets    stop   intergalactic   WAR!"  FUCKING.   BULLSHIT.
torrentialSeaman
You also aren't see a glaring issue with this troll.  They have nothing on us
And I never said that.  I just don't abide by it
antikytheranComplicator
well they got our pesterchums somehow didn't they
torrentialSeaman
What ever it entails
antikytheranComplicator
who knows what else they could find
torrentialSeaman
But not our IPs?
antikytheranComplicator
the more we allow them to shit all over us the more likely it is they'll dig up something
and obviously that's another part of his scenario
or some way to trick us
gunpowderAnarchist
So    your   not   abiding    by   the   color   of   your   blood?   THERE     IS   NOTHING   MORE   SET   IN   STONE  THEN   THAT.
torrentialSeaman
Mayber
torrentialSeaman
You sea (ayy), I have only seen one colour of blood.  And the other is a rumor sorrunding the British royals
gunpowderAnarchist
One   COLOR?
antikytheranComplicator
why are you talking to her about this
torrentialSeaman
Because it's fun
gunpowderAnarchist
Jesus   christ,   your   really    dedicated   about   this  alien   thing,   HUH?
antikytheranComplicator
she doesn't deserve any attention
torrentialSeaman
I'm toying with the kitten
antikytheranComplicator
she and her friends have been annoying me all day
and do you really want to talk to people who have nothing better to do all day than do that
torrentialSeaman
And nothing more?
No threat, no fear.  Just pure fun laughing at this D7D session on steroids
antikytheranComplicator
yes michelle i had profound emotional realizations from my conversations from these incredibly pathetic trolls
these conversations are what made me into a real man
torrentialSeaman
Nice to know.  Now you are marriageable, expect your home raided within the week
antikytheranComplicator
i can be forever thankful to them for helping me pass through the sacred rites of getting bombarded by annoying messages with people
see i even used the word "bombarded" for you
that's a ship thing right
these people have no business with us
these people are detrimental to our daily lives
let us never speak to them again
gunpowderAnarchist
Thats  IT.   Fuck   both   of   you,  and  fuck   me   for   ever   contacting    the  first   of   you    godamn   pathetic   assholes   in   some   mystical   lowblood   FAIRYWORLD.   This   is   almost   as   pathetic    as   the  wannabee    goldblooded   NECROMANCER.
torrentialSeaman
You see Nick, another distressing character to meet.
((Intressting))
gunpowderAnarchist
Trying   to   convince    me   of   your   story  by    saying   im   the   one  with   the  STORY.   How   CUTE.
antikytheranComplicator
this is exactly what happened when i talked to the purple guy
and i already talked to gold dude
he's less of an asshole but still crazy
torrentialSeaman
Well, neither are backing down, and we have the majority
antikytheranComplicator
i blocked all of them
torrentialSeaman
That...  doesn't seem to matter
This one added you
antikytheranComplicator
then i'm going to find a way to get them out
torrentialSeaman
And they were the 1st to be blocked
antikytheranComplicator
there has to be something
gunpowderAnarchist
Yeah,  DIPSHIT  Nice    deduction   skills   THERE.
antikytheranComplicator
and even if they're absolutely unblockable that doesn't mean i'm going to talk to them
look asshole if you actually regret talking to us as much as we regret talking to you why don't you just leave
hell
torrentialSeaman
Thank you GA, encoraging as allways
antikytheranComplicator
why don't i just leave
gunpowderAnarchist
Good   idea,   DUMBASS.
-- gunpowderAnarchist has  left the memo --
torrentialSeaman
Haha, nice one
antikytheranComplicator
...
torrentialSeaman
Anotherone beaten by the glorius captain
antikytheranComplicator
all i wanted to do today was be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games
torrentialSeaman
And you could have
You answered back
antikytheranComplicator
the first time they messaged me i was too young and innocent
maybe it was some guy i met on reddit or something
but now i have matured into the very paranoid and careful man i am today
torrentialSeaman
Oh, 1st time as in today or is this a long time thing
antikytheranComplicator
this all happened today
it's been a very very long day
and i have a sinking feeling we're going to continue having long days
torrentialSeaman
That's good
I waould hate to have my life wisked away in a blink
antikytheranComplicator
i mean a long day in the bad sense of the term
full of pointless and stressful wasted minutes of "why do i even bother"
torrentialSeaman
glass half full, matie
Oh, they refered to us as 4 by the way
antikytheranComplicator
i don't have a friend group with that many people
torrentialSeaman
Me, you, Game grl2
And a 4th
antikytheranComplicator
what does she have to do with all this
torrentialSeaman
polarOpposite
antikytheranComplicator
oh my god are they digging through my pestercontacts
yeah that's another one of mine
torrentialSeaman
Well, I've never heard of this polar
I think we'll need to talk something
antikytheranComplicator
he's some guy i met on a forum once
we talk occasionally
he keeps joking about living in antarctica
torrentialSeaman
Why is everyone so odd?
I mean holy damn, Ive been the most exiting thing in my life up untill today
antikytheranComplicator
how is this exciting
torrentialSeaman
This is me discovering Narnia was in my closet the whole time
So many people to teach of my exploits
antikytheranComplicator
michelle you don't actually believe any of this stuff right
torrentialSeaman
So many people to exploit
Of corse not
I play along to discover
antikytheranComplicator
then why are you acting so excited
and i told you you really shouldn't be playing along
you're just adding fuel to the fire
or would you only understand it if i said you're just putting wind in their sails
torrentialSeaman
This aint a fire, I don't belive
antikytheranComplicator
of annoyance
the sails of annoyance
they fly the flag of the one-finger salute
torrentialSeaman
This aint just a brease blowing those sails
This is more then a gust
Then a storm
antikytheranComplicator
instead of saying "aye aye captain" they said "fuck you"
in fact that's all they ever say when they're not actively coming up with more creative ways to insult someone
torrentialSeaman
I know. It's dull in that regard
But you know what, one day they'll listen
And when they do I'll be glorious
antikytheranComplicator
why are you so dedicated to reforming them
torrentialSeaman
I'm not
Not reform
Nor re-eduction
antikytheranComplicator
you know you could easily find much nicer people to talk to
torrentialSeaman
Easyly
But I know who is more enjoyable
and they left the memo
This is an adventure
antikytheranComplicator
it's not an adventure it's a waste of time
besides
you're the one who always calls me out for spending way too much time at my computer
hell i'm the one who always makes the joke that the internet is enough of an adventure for me
torrentialSeaman
Any now the tables have turned
I will grant you that
Now I learn of that fun can be found online
antikytheranComplicator
okay
i guess i'm not going to drag you away from this
and it's also not going around doing dangerous shit in real life
so i guess you can talk to them
i just want a favor of you though
torrentialSeaman
go on
antikytheranComplicator
can you try not to drag me in
torrentialSeaman
I'll try my best
And hey, If they're all preocupied with me, they won't be harrassing you
Win - Win
antikytheranComplicator
...
i guess that's something
in that case i'll give you my usual disclaimer
torrentialSeaman
"don't fuck up?"
antikytheranComplicator
no because i already know you'll do that
torrentialSeaman
The confidence you ahve in me is radiating
antikytheranComplicator
it's that i reserve the right to say "i warned you bro" when (not if) it bites you in the ass
torrentialSeaman
Oh, you can say that 3 times over
antikytheranComplicator
i'll say it a lot more than that
and yeah you know me always with the inspiring optimism
torrentialSeaman
Then write it on my grave
antikytheranComplicator
it's just one of the things that makes me such a marriageable guy
torrentialSeaman
Are you...
antikytheranComplicator
also no one ever uses the word "marriageable" but you and i have no idea why you picked it up
torrentialSeaman
Hitting on me
gunpowderAnarchist
((I ship it))
antikytheranComplicator
...and no i'm not it's a joke because you joked about me being marriageable
see
callbacks
torrentialSeaman
please nick, I love you and all
But please, not with the trolls about
((We about done?))
antikytheranComplicator
i told you it was all about callbacks
((yeah this seems wrapping up))
gunpowderAnarchist
-- gunpowderAnarchist re-joined the memo --
antikytheranComplicator
...
gunpowderAnarchist
I    just   wanna     SAY.
torrentialSeaman
I know, you bilgerat.
antikytheranComplicator
have fun
torrentialSeaman
Oh, thank you
gunpowderAnarchist
I    heard   all   THAT.
And   it   was   fucking  HILAROUS.
-- gunpowderAnarchist has  left the memo --
antikytheranComplicator
-- antikytheranComplicator [AC] has left the memo --
torrentialSeaman
So you can still read this
Well, time for me to unravel my evil ploy
In a bit troll
-- torrentalSeaman has left the meme --
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