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Jul 23rd, 2013
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  1. foam finger
  2. a poncho
  3. Big Mac rapist
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  7. >Town aint big enough fer the two of us in Requestria.
  8. >You stand across from Big Mac in the middle of town.
  9. >His cock twitches and precum dribbles out the tip.
  10. >He needs it.
  11. >But he knows you won't go out without a fight.
  12. >Applejack is there beside him for moral support.
  13. >Twilight is with you for the same reason.
  14. >Turn to her.
  15. "Twilight. Go get my costume."
  16. >"But you might kill him!"
  17. "It's a risk I'm willing to take to save my anus."
  18. >She keeps your gaze for a few seconds before teleporting away.
  19. >Big Mac begins to drag his hoof along the ground.
  20. >Then he snorts.
  21. >"Ah'm gonna get in that tight ass if it's the last thing Ah do Anon..."
  22. >That would be terrifying if you didn't have secret weapon.
  23. >Twilight comes back with the red foam finger and brown poncho.
  24. >You put on the poncho and then put on your foam finger mask.
  25. >Then you turn around and pose.
  26. "Finger Bang Maaaaaaaaaaan!"
  27. >Turn back to him.
  28. >He snorts again.
  29. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQGGQ-FCe_w
  30. >You get down on your hands and prepare to charge.
  31. >Derpy in an electrical cloud rolls by.
  32. >A little dust kicks up when he drags his hoof back and forth.
  33. >Dig your fingers a little into the ground and then look straight down.
  34. >Going into super concentration mode, you generate enough power to charge the fingerbeam.
  35. >He charges at you.
  36. >"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ANON! LET ME IN!"
  37. >You release the fingerbeam and a purple lazer comes out, striking him on the chest.
  38. >He falls to the side and slides all the way to you.
  39. "You just got..."
  40. >Point to him.
  41. "Finger Banged."
  42. >A ringing noise is heard.
  43. >Quickly take off your shoe and hold it up to your head.
  44. "What's that Mayor Mare? The city is in trouble? I'm on my way!"
  45. >Put your shoe back on and fly feet first into town.
  46. "FINGER BANG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
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