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- foam finger
- a poncho
- Big Mac rapist
- >Town aint big enough fer the two of us in Requestria.
- >You stand across from Big Mac in the middle of town.
- >His cock twitches and precum dribbles out the tip.
- >He needs it.
- >But he knows you won't go out without a fight.
- >Applejack is there beside him for moral support.
- >Twilight is with you for the same reason.
- >Turn to her.
- "Twilight. Go get my costume."
- >"But you might kill him!"
- "It's a risk I'm willing to take to save my anus."
- >She keeps your gaze for a few seconds before teleporting away.
- >Big Mac begins to drag his hoof along the ground.
- >Then he snorts.
- >"Ah'm gonna get in that tight ass if it's the last thing Ah do Anon..."
- >That would be terrifying if you didn't have secret weapon.
- >Twilight comes back with the red foam finger and brown poncho.
- >You put on the poncho and then put on your foam finger mask.
- >Then you turn around and pose.
- "Finger Bang Maaaaaaaaaaan!"
- >Turn back to him.
- >He snorts again.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQGGQ-FCe_w
- >You get down on your hands and prepare to charge.
- >Derpy in an electrical cloud rolls by.
- >A little dust kicks up when he drags his hoof back and forth.
- >Dig your fingers a little into the ground and then look straight down.
- >Going into super concentration mode, you generate enough power to charge the fingerbeam.
- >He charges at you.
- >"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ANON! LET ME IN!"
- >You release the fingerbeam and a purple lazer comes out, striking him on the chest.
- >He falls to the side and slides all the way to you.
- "You just got..."
- >Point to him.
- "Finger Banged."
- >A ringing noise is heard.
- >Quickly take off your shoe and hold it up to your head.
- "What's that Mayor Mare? The city is in trouble? I'm on my way!"
- >Put your shoe back on and fly feet first into town.
- "FINGER BANG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
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