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Ascension #51:
Hardcore Community Service Sauceror
Wallaby


Uncategorized
 - Abs of Tin
 - Asbestos Heart
 - Drescher's Annoying Noise
 - Giant Growth
 - Grease Up
 - Natural Born Scrabbler
 - Olfactory Burnout
 - Rapid Prototyping
 - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
 - Thrift and Grift
 - Transcendent Olfaction
 - Walberg's Dim Bulb

Seal Clubber
 - Hide of the Walrus
 - Pulverize

Turtle Tamer
 - Amphibian Sympathy
 - Astral Shell
 - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
 - Tao of the Terrapin

Pastamancer
 - Cannelloni Cocoon
 - Entangling Noodles
 - Flavour of Magic
 - Leash of Linguini
 - Pastamastery
 - Spirit of Ravioli
 - Springy Fusilli
 - Stuffed Mortar Shell
 - Subtle and Quick to Anger
 - Tolerance of the Kitchen
 - Transcendental Noodlecraft

Sauceror
 - Advanced Saucecrafting
 - Curse of Weaksauce
 - Elemental Saucesphere
 - Impetuous Sauciness
 - Inner Sauce
 - Irrepressible Spunk
 - Itchy Curse Finger
 - Master Saucier
 - Salsaball
 - Sauce Contemplation
 - Saucegeyser
 - Saucestorm
 - Simmer
 - The Way of Sauce

Disco Bandit
 - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
 - Adventurer of Leisure
 - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
 - Disco Leer
 - Disco Nap
 - Mad Looting Skillz
 - Nimble Fingers
 - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
 - Smooth Movement
 - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting

Accordion Thief
 - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
 - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
 - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
 - The Ode to Booze
 - The Sonata of Sneakiness

Conditional
 - Spirit of Bacon Grease
 - Spirit of Cayenne
 - Spirit of Garlic
 - Spirit of Nothing
 - Spirit of Peppermint
 - Spirit of Wormwood

Mr. Skills
 - Summon Smithsness

Gnome Trainer
 - Cosmic Ugnderstanding
 - Gnomish Hardigness
 - Powers of Observatiogn
 - Torso Awaregness


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use 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven

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You acquire an item: Clan VIP Lounge key
You acquire an item: Deck of Every Card
> Running HCCS Day 1...

familiar Ms. Puck Man (6 lbs)

familiar Crimbo Shrub (6 lbs)
You acquire an item: box of old Crimbo decorations

use 1 box of old Crimbo decorations
Encounter: Shrubberatin'
Took choice 999/1: Decorate!
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familiar Ms. Puck Man (6 lbs)
> Collecting free barrel drops
Took choice 1099/1: A barrel
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You acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
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You acquire an item: strawberry
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
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moxie weed is not multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was
You acquire an item: moxie weed
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
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You acquire an item: fine wine
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
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You acquire an item: magicalness-in-a-can
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
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You acquire an item: lemon
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
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You acquire an item: Cloaca-Cola
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
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You acquire an item: shot of orange schnapps

chew 1 magicalness-in-a-can
You gain 2 Wizardliness

chew 1 moxie weed
You gain 2 Sarcasm
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
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pull: 1 brick

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You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI

use 1 letter from King Ralph XI
You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack
You acquire an item: disassembled clover

use 1 pork elf goodies sack
You acquire an item: hamethyst
You acquire an item: baconstone
You acquire an item: porquoise
You acquire an item: hamethyst
You acquire an item: baconstone
> Selling jewels...

autosell: 2 hamethyst
You gain 1,000 Meat

autosell: 2 baconstone
You gain 1,000 Meat

autosell: 1 porquoise
You gain 500 Meat

use 1 astral six-pack
You acquire astral pilsner (6)

buy 1 tires for 28 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 28 Meat
You acquire an item: tires

buy 1 sweet rims for 300 each from The General Store
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: sweet rims

Combine 1 tires + 1 sweet rims
You acquire an item: dope wheels
Crafting used 1 each of sweet rims and tires

buy 1 empty meat tank for 20 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 20 Meat
You acquire an item: empty meat tank

Create 1 meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You lose 100 Meat

Combine 1 empty meat tank + 1 meat stack
You acquire an item: full meat tank
Crafting used 1 each of meat stack and empty meat tank

buy 1 cog for 20 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 20 Meat
You acquire an item: cog

buy 1 sprocket for 20 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 20 Meat
You acquire an item: sprocket

buy 1 spring for 20 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 20 Meat
You acquire an item: spring

Combine 1 sprocket + 1 spring
You acquire an item: sprocket assembly
Crafting used 1 each of spring and sprocket

Combine 1 cog + 1 sprocket assembly
You acquire an item: cog and sprocket assembly
Crafting used 1 each of cog and sprocket assembly

Combine 1 full meat tank + 1 cog and sprocket assembly
You acquire an item: meat engine
Crafting used 1 each of cog and sprocket assembly and full meat tank

Combine 1 dope wheels + 1 meat engine
You acquire an item: bitchin' meatcar
Crafting used 1 each of meat engine and dope wheels

buy 1 tenderizing hammer for 1000 each from Meatsmith's Shop
You spent 1,000 Meat
You acquire an item: tenderizing hammer
Encounter: Helping Make Ends Meat
Took choice 1059/1: Sure, I'll go check it out.
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1059&option=1&choiceform1=Sure%252C%2BI%2527ll%2Bgo%2Bcheck%2Bit%2Bout.
Took choice 1059/3: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1059&option=3&choiceform1=Not%2Byet.%2BI%2527ll%2Bkeep%2Blooking.

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[1] Deck of Every Card
play 1952 Mickey Mantle (58)
Encounter: 1952 Mickey Mantle
You acquire an item: 1952 Mickey Mantle card

autosell: 1 1952 Mickey Mantle card
You gain 10,000 Meat

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[1] Deck of Every Card
play Giant Growth (39)
Encounter: Giant Growth
You acquire an item: green mana

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[1] Deck of Every Card
play III - The Empress (70)
Encounter: III - The Empress
You gain 550 Mysteriousness
You gain some Mysticality points!

buy 1 Dramatic™ range for 1000 each from The General Store
You spent 1,000 Meat
You acquire an item: Dramatic™ range

use 1 Dramatic™ range

cast 2 Summon Smithsness
You acquire Flaskfull of Hollow (2)
You acquire lump of Brituminous coal (2)
You acquire handful of Smithereens (2)

[1] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 36 Mana Points
You gain 79 Magicalness
You gain some Mysticality points!

cast 1 Summon Smithsness
You acquire an item: Flaskfull of Hollow
You acquire an item: lump of Brituminous coal
You acquire an item: handful of Smithereens

buy 1 maiden wig for 80 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 80 Meat
You acquire an item: maiden wig

[1] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 maiden wig
You acquire an item: Hairpiece On Fire
Crafting used 1 each of maiden wig and lump of Brituminous coal

equip hat Hairpiece On Fire

[1] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 saucepan
You acquire an item: Saucepanic
Crafting used 1 each of saucepan and lump of Brituminous coal

equip weapon Saucepanic

buy 1 third-hand lantern for 100 each from The General Store
You spent 100 Meat
You acquire an item: third-hand lantern

[1] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 third-hand lantern
You acquire an item: A Light that Never Goes Out
Crafting used 1 each of lump of Brituminous coal and third-hand lantern

equip off-hand A Light that Never Goes Out

use 3 Flaskfull of Hollow
You acquire an effect: Merry Smithsness (450)

cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)

cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: coconut shell
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella

cast 1 Pastamastery
You acquire dry noodles (5)

Harvesting your garden
You acquire snow berries (3)
You acquire ice harvest (3)

Collecting potions from continental juice bar
You acquire an item: ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>
You acquire an item: gremlin juice
You acquire an item: clove-flavored lip balm

buy 1 pickled egg for 40 each from The General Store
You spent 40 Meat
You acquire an item: pickled egg

[1] Cook 1 handful of Smithereens + 1 pickled egg
You acquire an item: This Charming Flan
Crafting used 1 each of handful of Smithereens and pickled egg

buy 1 frilly skirt for 80 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 80 Meat
You acquire an item: frilly skirt

equip pants old sweatpants

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: giant designer sunglasses

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge

Visiting the Ruined House
You acquire an item: anticheese

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: helmet turtle

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: turtle totem

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: stolen accordion

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: saucepan

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: mariachi hat

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: disco ball

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack

trading 1 worthless item for 1 ten-leaf clover

buy 1 hermit permit for 100 each from The General Store
You spent 100 Meat
You acquire an item: hermit permit

trading 1 worthless item for 1 ten-leaf clover
You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover

Use 1 ten-leaf clover
You acquire an item: disassembled clover

buy 1 detuned radio for 300 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: detuned radio
mcd 10

[1] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 1 hit point
You gain 120 Mana Points
You gain 72 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!

buy 1 toy accordion for 150 each from Armory and Leggery
You spent 150 Meat
You acquire an item: toy accordion

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)

Trade 1 snow berries, 3 ice harvest
You acquire an item: Ice Island Long Tea

drink 1 Ice Island Long Tea
You gain 26 Adventures
You gain 22 Beefiness
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 18 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 21 Roguishness
You gain some Moxie points!
You gain 4 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)

Trade 2 snow berries
You acquire an item: snow crab

drink 1 Lucky Lindy
You gain 5 Adventures
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You lose an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
You lose 500 Meat
Lindy burp: 80

cast 1 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 9 hit points

familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (6 lbs)

familiar Crimbo Shrub (6 lbs)

[1] Chateau Painting
Encounter: sk8 gnome
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 uses the DNA extraction syringe!

[1] Noob Cave
Round 2: sk8 gnome takes 10 damage.
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 3: sk8 gnome drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: sk8 gnome drops 5 defense.
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: sk8 gnome takes 128 damage.
Round 4: sk8 gnome drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: sk8 gnome drops 4 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
You gain 85 Meat
You acquire an item: gr8ps
You acquire an item: t8r tots
After Battle: "Oh no!" The War on Meme-mas says, "you're hurt! Here, have some fresh baked Crimbo cookies! Delicious, aren't they? Want some more? Have some more! I have fudge, too! And fruitcake! EAT MORE!"
After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
After Battle: The War on Meme-mas grins wildly and sings "It's the mooost mystical tiiiiiiime of the yeeeeaaaaarrr!" (+3 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 2 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Humanoid
> Running HCCS Day 1...

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Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
> Running HCCS Day 1...

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Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
> Running HCCS Day 1...
> Added unknown numeric modifier Reduce Enemy Defense (Simmering)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Song Duration (stolen accordion)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Familiar Damage (penguin-smacking club)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Pool Skill (pool cue)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier Breakable (antique greaves)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier Look like a Pirate (pirate fledges)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Mysticality Familiar Tuning (aquaviolet jub-jub bird)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Muscle Familiar Tuning (crimsilion jub-jub bird)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Moxie Familiar Tuning (charpuce jub-jub bird)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier Cloathing (Treads of Loathing)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier No Pull (fat loot token)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Maximum Hooch (flask flops)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Muscle Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Mysticality Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Moxie Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Supercold Resistance (warbear plain ushanka)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier Lasts Until Rollover (snow mobile)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier Attacks Can't Miss (Red Fox glove)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Water Level (heavy duty umbrella)!
> Added unknown string modifier Rollover Effect (Sasq&trade; watch)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Crimbot Outfit Power (toy Crimbot mega face)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Luck (X-ray goggles)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Random Monster Modifiers (kill screen)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Othello Skill (Othello's military jacket)!
> Running HCCS Day 1...

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Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge