Dr. Bob's Wild Ride

[23:23] == BlazingSky [webchat@207-255-52-021-dhcp.jst.pa.atlanticbb.net] has joined #fourcannon-townsquare
[23:23] <UnifySelf> KEK
[23:23] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20 for so so dumb
[23:23] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[23:23] <UnifySelf> !roll d20 for kek
[23:23] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[23:23] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 for success in DnD
[23:23] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[23:23] == Hearth_Fire [webchat@ool-44c3b460.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #fourcannon-townsquare
[23:23] <Bob> Everybody here?
[23:23] <Honey_Rose> !roll d1+19 for science
[23:23] <GameServ> (1) + 19 == 20
[23:23] <Bob> Sure
[23:23] <Bob> !roll 1d1+19 to give Honey back her rock
[23:23] <GameServ> (1) + 19 == 20
[23:24] <Bob> EVERYBODY POST RACE AND FAVORITE VIDEO GAME
[23:24] <Fine_Grind> Pegasus, State of Decay
[23:24] <Ikea> UNICORN AND FUCK YOU I CAN'T CHOOSE
[23:24] <BlazingSky> (posting gear, and role because fuck you) Wood axe, Wormy, Pegasus, Bottom, ...2hard4me
[23:24] <Bob> [No prob]
[23:25] <Honey_Rose> earth pone & Mr Bone's Wild Ride
[23:25] <Bob> >De Heart and Unify
[23:25] <UnifySelf> Unicorn and EarthBound
[23:25] <Bob> >De Hearth
[23:25] <Honey_Rose> >Wormy, Pegasus, Bottom
[23:25] <Honey_Rose> Nigga what
[23:25] <Honey_Rose> ur a bottom?
[23:25] <Honey_Rose> Ship page updated
[23:26]  * Bob lels and assumes Hearth is here
[23:26] <BlazingSky> si.
[23:26] <BlazingSky> Wormy and the Wood axe is what I've got in store for gear.
[23:26] <Hearth_Fire> Earth pony, uhh, too many vidyas
[23:26] <Bob> Welcome to the non-canonical adventures of Bob's twisted yet pure mind!
[23:26] <UnifySelf> OH BOY! HERE WE GO!
[23:26] <Bob> You are all conversing at the townsquare for reasons
[23:27] <Bob> Oh, hey, everybody roll for plot advancement
[23:27] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20
[23:27] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[23:27] <Ikea> "... and that's why I think that marehoods are neat"
[23:27] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20
[23:27] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[23:27] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
[23:27] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[23:27] <Fine_Grind> fuck
[23:27] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d20 for plot
[23:27] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[23:27] <UnifySelf> "...and that's why i'm afraid of badgers/"
[23:27] <Ikea> !roll 1d20
[23:27] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[23:27] <Honey_Rose> "...and that's why niggers tongue my anus"
[23:28] <Hearth_Fire> "...and that's why...wait what did you just say?!"
[23:28] <BlazingSky> "...and that's why genderswap is kinky"
[23:28] <UnifySelf> "Why did we just say '...and that's x' we didn't even say anything before that?"
[23:28] <Bob> While Unify tries to advance her plot, Hearth thinks "Gee, I bet we should travel exactly 5 minutes north of town!"
[23:28] <Ikea> "Are those hoof minutes or arc minutes?"
[23:28] <UnifySelf> >While Unify tries to advance her plot. >advance her plot. >her. Well someone didn't read the oc
[23:28] <Ikea> trot minutes? canter minutes?
[23:28] <Hearth_Fire> "Gee, I bet we should travel exactly 5 minutes north of town!"
[23:28]  * Bob doesn't see by gender, you cis-scum
[23:29] <Honey_Rose> >doesn't see by gender
[23:29] <Honey_Rose> >says her instead of it
[23:29]  * BlazingSky looks towards Hearth "Why is that?"
[23:29] <Fine_Grind> ze shur is dum
[23:29] <UnifySelf> "Umm...why would we do that Hearth?"
[23:29] <Honey_Rose> "I for one say we should travel 5 minutes south of town
[23:29] <Honey_Rose> "Anyone with me instead of Hearth?"
[23:30] <Bob> Will you follow Honey and Hearth?
[23:30] <Hearth_Fire> "Just a hunch, and I can go for a nice walk"
[23:30]  * BlazingSky shrugs "Sounds alright to me"
[23:30] <Fine_Grind> sure
[23:30]  * Bob sees what Honey did there
[23:30] <UnifySelf> "Something tells me something really bad is going to happen either way. So i don't care."
[23:30] <Bob> OH SHIT
[23:30]  * BlazingSky Wormy nods in agreement or something
[23:30] <Bob> EVERYBODY ROLL FOR EVASION
[23:30] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20
[23:30] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[23:30] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20
[23:30] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[23:30] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d20
[23:30] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[23:30] <Ikea> !roll 1d40
[23:30] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[23:30] <BlazingSky> (>wanting to evade Honey
[23:30] <Bob> BOULDERS STRIKE THE NORTH PART OF TOWN
[23:31] <Bob> Hearth roll 1d2 for damage
[23:31] <Honey_Rose> (what blazing)
[23:31] <UnifySelf> "Whlep, there goes the world."
[23:31] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d2
[23:31] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[23:31] <UnifySelf> "I regret nothing."
[23:31] <Fine_Grind> !roll 1d20
[23:31] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[23:31] <Fine_Grind> fug
[23:31] <Bob> Hearth takes 2 points of damage while everyone else books out south
[23:31] <Hearth_Fire> "OW!  What the-"
[23:32] <UnifySelf> "STOP MESSIN' AROUND AND GET IN HERE!"
[23:32] <Honey_Rose> "Hey Hearth, how's the weather way up there in the north"
[23:32] <Honey_Rose> "Swerve"
[23:32]  * BlazingSky is following Rose, trying to find something to talk about while the awkward silence over takes us
[23:32] <Bob> You all are now approximately 5 minuts south of town
[23:32] <Bob> Everybody roll perception
[23:32] <UnifySelf> "What happens now?"
[23:32] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20
[23:32] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[23:32] <BlazingSky> !roll d20
[23:32]  * Hearth_Fire follows the others "Well, guess I shouldn't follow hunches anymore"
[23:32] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[23:32] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20
[23:32] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[23:32] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d20
[23:32] <Ikea> !roll 1d37
[23:32] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[23:32] <GameServ> 20 == 20
[23:32] <UnifySelf> kek
[23:32]  * Honey_Rose observes a nothing
[23:33] <Bob> [Crit 20]
[23:33] <Bob> [Gonna have fun with this]
[23:33]  * BlazingSky observes a 17
[23:33] <UnifySelf> [ikea rolled a d37. I call hax]
[23:33] <Hearth_Fire> ^
[23:33] <Bob> Ikea is walking with the gang.  AND TAKES 1 POINT OF SHAME DAMAGE
[23:33] <Ikea> oh noes!
[23:33] <Honey_Rose> [>d37]
[23:33] <Honey_Rose> [>8]
[23:34] <Honey_Rose> [kek]
[23:34] <UnifySelf> [kek]
[23:34] <Ikea> [>not calling out rolling a d40 before]
[23:34] <BlazingSky> (jej
[23:34] <BlazingSky> (kek*
[23:34] <UnifySelf> [well kek you Ikea]
[23:34] <Hearth_Fire> [>Not rolling higher than 20 on either roll]
[23:34] <Honey_Rose> [cum on (hearth), what did we find]
[23:36] <UnifySelf> [a strange silence overcomes the group]
[23:36]  * BlazingSky 's thoughts race as he and Wormy collectively think of a topic
[23:36] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 for topic
[23:36] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[23:36] <Bob> Blaze is walking with the gang.  Suddenly, his senses start perceiving things all over the place.  He feels the wind play sensually with his mane.  He smells the salty and slightly musky air around him because he never bathes.  He is suddenly aware that his tongue tastes like worm slime.  And everything is peaceful.  The grass, flowing majstically in one direction.  The clouds, shaped oddly phallic.  But then he looks in front
[23:36]  * Honey_Rose sits down and awkwardly looks about, trying to avoid BlazingSky's spaghetti
[23:37] <UnifySelf> [dat really discriptive post]
[23:37] <Fine_Grind> !roll 1d20
[23:37] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[23:37]  * BlazingSky spawns an awkward blush, because reacting to this is kind of hard
[23:38] <Bob> [Remember this is noncano so go nuts while still pertaining to rolling d20s and only using the gear you have
[23:38] <Bob> [Shit guys, roll for initiative
[23:38] <BlazingSky> !roll d20
[23:38] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[23:38] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20
[23:38] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[23:38] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20
[23:38] <GameServ> 20 == 20
[23:38] <Ikea> !roll 1d17
[23:38] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[23:38] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d20
[23:38] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[23:38] <Honey_Rose> [BASED KEK]
[23:38] <UnifySelf> KEK HAS BEFALLEN ME
[23:38] <Bob> !roll 1d1
[23:38] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[23:39] <Bob> Okay then.
[23:39] <Honey_Rose> [oh god bob]
[23:39] <BlazingSky> !roll d20
[23:39] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[23:39] <Honey_Rose> [oh god]
[23:39] <Bob> Honey, you're first.  What do you do to the Fluffy Pone?
[23:39] <Honey_Rose> >fluffy pone
[23:39] <Honey_Rose> what?
[23:39] <Honey_Rose> Your post must have cut off for me
[23:39] <UnifySelf> "BASH IT'S FUKKEN BRAINS IN!"
[23:39] <Honey_Rose> "  But then he looks in front"
[23:39] <BlazingSky> "Rape it!"
[23:39] <Ikea> >rape
[23:39] <Honey_Rose> is the last thing I hab
[23:39] <Honey_Rose> have*
[23:39] <Honey_Rose> but okay
[23:39] <Honey_Rose> "Guys guys, I think I'm goign to rape it"
[23:40] <Ikea> "But you're a mare?"
[23:40] <Bob> "BUT THEN HE LOOKS IN FRONT OF HIM AND SEES A FLUFFY PONE"
[23:40]  * BlazingSky raises a hoof "Go on, small beans! Rape it!"
[23:40] <Bob> [Sorry]
[23:40] <Bob> Honey, roll for >rape
[23:40] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20 for >rape
[23:40] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[23:40] <Honey_Rose> >failure
[23:40] <UnifySelf> [no kek]
[23:41]  * Bob sticks her non-existant penis into a blob of fur, failing to find a hole.. or a dick.
[23:41] <Bob> Blaze, you're up
[23:41] <BlazingSky> "ok."
[23:41] <Honey_Rose> >bob sticks her
[23:41] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 to rape it using Wormy
[23:41] <GameServ> 20 == 20
[23:41] <Bob> *Honey sticks her
[23:41] <UnifySelf> [KEK]
[23:41] <Bob> Well, shit
[23:41] <UnifySelf> [TOP KEK]
[23:41] <Honey_Rose> [sweet fucking kek]
[23:41] <Hearth_Fire> [OH NO . . . ]
[23:42] <Honey_Rose> [story incoming]
[23:42] <Honey_Rose> [wormy rapes a fluffy pone]
[23:42] <BlazingSky> "IT IS TIME, MY EARTH EATING FRIEND"
[23:42] <Honey_Rose> [oh god]
[23:42] <Bob> Wormy slithers up to the fluffy pone, who's looking on with innocent eyes trying to make new friends.  Suddenly, the fluffy pone's eyes widen.  A lot.
[23:42] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[23:42] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[23:42] <UnifySelf> "Oh god what have we become."
[23:42] <Fine_Grind> im out
[23:42] <Bob> The fluffy pony does not enjoy it.  Not one bit.
[23:43] <BlazingSky> [clops internally]
[23:43] <Ikea> My sweetest friends
[23:43] <Bob> Blazing, roll for escape
[23:43] <BlazingSky> !roll d20
[23:43] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[23:43] <Ikea> Everyone we love, goes away in the end
[23:43] <Bob> [Shit, had to roll >13]
[23:43] <Bob> Suddenly, the worm gets stuck!
[23:44] <Bob> Slowly, Wormy gets sucked into Fluffy Pone's vajayjay
[23:44]  * Honey_Rose cries
[23:44] <BlazingSky> "Wormy, you didn't lube up? For fuck's sake, we have been over this ten times already!"
[23:44] <Bob> Blaze roll 1d1
[23:44] <BlazingSky> !roll 1d1
[23:44] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[23:44] <Hearth_Fire> "WORMY NO!!!"
[23:44] <Bob> Wormy dies of suffocation and happiness
[23:44] <BlazingSky> "wot"
[23:44] <Bob> Everybody, please salute your fallen comrade
[23:44] <Honey_Rose> (can you even get a 0 on 1d1)
[23:45]  * UnifySelf starts freaking out. "SOMEDAYS YOU JUST GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND ASK, 'WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH!?', NOT FUCKING THIS!"
[23:45]  * Ikea salutes
[23:45] <Bob> Fine Grind, you're up.  What do you do?
[23:45]  * Honey_Rose salutes Wormy's brave effort
[23:45] <Honey_Rose> "RIP IP in RIP"
[23:45]  * Hearth_Fire salutes the fellow fallen creature of the earth
[23:45]  * BlazingSky raises a hoof to his head, tears streaming down his face as the MGS3 theme plays
[23:45]  * UnifySelf salutes
[23:45] <Honey_Rose> "Rest in peace in peace in rest in peace"
[23:46]  * BlazingSky sniffs "..R-rose?"
[23:46] <UnifySelf> "May kek guide you, Wormy."
[23:46] <Bob> Boulders fall on Fine Grind because he's too slow
[23:46] <Bob> !roll 1d1
[23:46] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[23:46] <Honey_Rose> !roll 1d1
[23:46] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[23:46] <Honey_Rose> !roll 1d1
[23:46] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[23:46] <Honey_Rose> !roll 1d1
[23:46] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[23:46] <Bob> Fine Grind dies a shameful death
[23:46] <Honey_Rose> !roll 1d1
[23:46] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[23:46] <Honey_Rose> Youcan't get 0
[23:46] <Honey_Rose> you faggot
[23:46] <Bob> [He said he left]
[23:46] <Honey_Rose> [why even roll]
[23:46]  * BlazingSky sniffs again, look at me faggot "..R-rose?"
[23:47] <Bob> Hearth is up next I believe
[23:47]  * Honey_Rose looks at blazing faggot "What"
[23:47] <Bob> NOPE
[23:47]  * BlazingSky wipes his eyes "W-where.."
[23:47] <BlazingSky> "Where were you, when Wormy was kill"
[23:47] <Honey_Rose> "no"
[23:47] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d20 to hug fluffy pone to death
[23:47] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[23:47] <Honey_Rose> so you hug it but not death
[23:47] <Honey_Rose> or you death it but not hug?
[23:48] <Honey_Rose> #blameGM
[23:48] <BlazingSky> (Thanks, GM
[23:48] <Bob> Hearth hugs the pony.  It does nothing but make the fluffy pone like you guys even more
[23:48] <Hearth_Fire> or hug death but it not you?
[23:48] <Bob> Ikea's up
[23:48] <Honey_Rose> Ikea please
[23:48] <Ikea> "Blazing, Hold my legs! I'm going in after him!
[23:49] <Ikea> !roll 1d23 to dive in after wormy
[23:49] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[23:49]  * BlazingSky grabs around his legs
[23:49] <Honey_Rose> RIP Ikea
[23:49] <UnifySelf> [d23, hax]
[23:49] <Hearth_Fire> "It's too fluff, YOU CAN'T DO IT!"
[23:49] == Fine_Grind [webchat@ip174-76-119-200.mc.at.cox.net] has left #fourcannon-townsquare []
[23:49] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 for tears to not fuck me up
[23:49] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[23:49] <Bob> Ikea, even with 1337 h4x fails to climb after Wormy
[23:49] <Bob> Unify!
[23:49]  * UnifySelf casts PK Starstorm!
[23:50] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20
[23:50] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[23:50] <UnifySelf> [FUCK]
[23:50] <UnifySelf> [WHY KEK!? TELL ME WHY!]
[23:50] <Bob> Roll !d4
[23:50] <UnifySelf> !roll d4
[23:50] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[23:50] <Bob> Unify cannot use magic for 3 second
[23:51] <UnifySelf> 1
[23:51] <Bob> Fluffy Pone's turn
[23:51] <UnifySelf> 2
[23:51] <UnifySelf> 3
[23:51] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for perception
[23:51] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[23:51] <Ikea> !roll 1d18.5
[23:51] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[23:51] <Bob> Fluffy pone notices that you guys really, realy don't like her.  She runs away, with Wormy's carcass!
[23:52] <Honey_Rose> "GET THAT FLUFFY FAGGOT"
[23:52] <BlazingSky> "RUN AFTER THE BEAST!"
[23:52] <Bob> Do you chase after her?  Or inspect the boulder-ridden town?
[23:52] <Honey_Rose> fluffy one
[23:52] <Hearth_Fire> "TALLY HO!"
[23:52] <UnifySelf> "GET THAT LITTLE SHIT!"
[23:52] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 to chase, and beat the fucker like the mongrel it is
[23:52] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[23:52] <Ikea> GET FLUFFY!
[23:52] <Bob> Roll for gott go fastness
[23:52] <BlazingSky> (fuck.
[23:52] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20 to chase Fluffy
[23:52] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[23:52] <Ikea> !roll 1d14
[23:52] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[23:52] <Bob> !roll 1d20+-10
[23:52] <GameServ> (1) + -10 == -9
[23:52] <Ikea> [natural 14!]
[23:52] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20
[23:52] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[23:52] <Honey_Rose> >5
[23:52] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d20 to chase down and tackle fluff
[23:52] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[23:52] <Honey_Rose> >6
[23:52] <Bob> [HOW]
[23:53] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 to pray to the sanic for da speed I need
[23:53] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[23:53] <UnifySelf> [We forgot to praise kek.]
[23:53] <Honey_Rose> [wut]
[23:53] <Honey_Rose> >1
[23:53] <Bob> Before any of you begin to chase Fluffy Pone, she starts to run... in reverse.
[23:53] <UnifySelf> "WHAT THE HELL!"
[23:53] <Honey_Rose> GET IT
[23:53] <Honey_Rose> "
[23:53] <UnifySelf> [I WANT TO GET OF DR. BOB'S WILD RIDE!]
[23:53] <UnifySelf> *OFF
[23:54] <Honey_Rose> !roll d45 for ikea grade pony slaughter
[23:54] <GameServ> 23 == 23
[23:54] <Bob> FLuffy Pone is running in reverse into town!  What do you guys do?
[23:54] <Hearth_Fire> "This has to be the strangest day yet"
[23:54] <UnifySelf> "Let's fucking get it"
[23:54] <BlazingSky> !roll d100 to fire orbital strike on the town
[23:54] <GameServ> 22 == 22
[23:54]  * UnifySelf runs into town
[23:54] <Honey_Rose> >100
[23:54] <Honey_Rose> >22
[23:54] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d20 to run into town and pin fluff with boulder
[23:54] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[23:54] <Ikea> !YFFLUF TEG!
[23:54] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20 for speed
[23:54] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[23:54] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20 to kill that fucker
[23:54] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[23:54] <Bob> Hearth somehow runs into town and pins Fluffy with a boulder.  Everybody catches up
[23:55] <Bob> "I just wanted fwiends!"
[23:55] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20 for kicking it in the face
[23:55] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[23:55] <UnifySelf> "FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FRIENDS! GIVE US WORMY!"
[23:55] <Honey_Rose> kek pls
[23:55] <Bob> Honey kicks it in the face
[23:55] <Bob> Honey roll 1d4
[23:55] <Honey_Rose> !roll d4
[23:55] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[23:55] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20 for recasting PK Starstorm
[23:55] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[23:55] <Honey_Rose> uni pls
[23:55] <Bob> Fluffy Pone takes 7 points of damage!
[23:55] <UnifySelf> [3 second is pass]
[23:55] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 for Wormy to burst out of it's anus in a bloody explosion of fluff and gore
[23:55] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[23:56] <Bob> Fluffy Pone scrunches her face
[23:56] <Bob> Wormy is noncanonically dead
[23:56] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[23:56] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[23:56] <Bob> Fluffy Pone whacks at Honey!
[23:56] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[23:56] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[23:56] <UnifySelf> he's not dead, he transended our mortal plane and has become a god
[23:56] <BlazingSky> Heil wormy!
[23:56] <BlazingSky> one true god!
[23:57] <Bob> Fluffy Pone hits her vagina, killing Wormy AGAIN!
[23:57] <Bob> !roll 1d
[23:57] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[23:57] <UnifySelf> Now he and kek are having the greatest battle known to pone
[23:57] <Bob> And also takes a point of damage
[23:57] <Honey_Rose> >killing wormy again
[23:57] <Honey_Rose> THAT BASTARD
[23:57] <Honey_Rose> !roll d99999999999 for wormy
[23:57] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[23:57] <Honey_Rose> >17
[23:57] <UnifySelf> "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED WORMY!"
[23:57] <Bob> >You
[23:57] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[23:57] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[23:58] <Bob> Fluffy Pone stands up and shit!  EVERYBODYROLL FOR SPIRIT BOMB
[23:58] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20
[23:58] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[23:58] <Ikea> [natural 42!]
[23:58] <Honey_Rose> !roll 90d100 for spirit bomb
[23:58] <GameServ> 67, 56, 1, 23, 60, 76, 59, 65, 44, 39, 83, 100, 33, 49, 99, 85, 5, 74, 89, 92, 94, 30, 37, 74, 96, 35, 36, 30, 38, 1, 71, 54, 84, 17, 48, 20, 83, 62, 85, 11, 92, 69, 92, 43, 53, 37, 63, 52, 53, 45, 3, 95, 34, 28, 66, 65, 10, 44, 70, 92, 10, 35, 43, 86, 19, 33, 75, 82, 72, 87, 60, 5, 42, 15, 94, 19, 51, 13, 61, 20, 77, 20, 25, 92, 21, 7, 11, 26, 53, 35 == 4600
[23:58] <Ikea> !roll 1d42
[23:58] <GameServ> 37 == 37
[23:58] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d9001
[23:58] <GameServ> 77 == 77
[23:58] <UnifySelf> [HAX]
[23:58] <BlazingSky> !roll d27.4
[23:58] <GameServ> 26 == 26
[23:58] <UnifySelf> [HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXX]
[23:58] <Bob> Honey unleashes the spirit bomb of all spirit bombs onto Fluffy Pone
[23:58] <Bob> !roll 90d100
[23:58] <GameServ> 8, 34, 63, 36, 46, 23, 58, 84, 41, 99, 37, 97, 1, 99, 9, 2, 96, 81, 72, 43, 72, 97, 90, 87, 100, 81, 69, 70, 76, 1, 50, 33, 73, 35, 20, 88, 15, 25, 58, 25, 51, 4, 81, 69, 98, 34, 17, 100, 35, 57, 19, 6, 10, 83, 64, 15, 48, 51, 27, 72, 98, 71, 75, 38, 53, 67, 74, 2, 73, 100, 23, 21, 62, 100, 28, 88, 98, 66, 40, 59, 23, 63, 80, 24, 100, 93, 33, 59, 62, 31 == 4939
[23:59] <Bob> >2 100s
[23:59]  * UnifySelf starts freaking out and throws computers at Honey and Blazing
[23:59] <Bob> Fluffy Pone takes 2000 points of damage!
[23:59] <Bob> Fluffy Pone has died!
[23:59] <Honey_Rose> ikea got NOTHING on this shit
[23:59] <Bob> Do you inspect the body?
[23:59] <Honey_Rose> no
[23:59] <Ikea> Fuck you honey!
[23:59] <Honey_Rose> wormy and the fluffy pone are kill
[00:00] <Hearth_Fire> I steal the fluff for myself
[00:00] <Ikea> Skin the fluffy!
[00:00] <Honey_Rose> Ikea if you wanted to fuck you should have said so before we started fighting
[00:00] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 to find wormy's remains
[00:00] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[00:00] <BlazingSky> >tfw
[00:00] <Honey_Rose> I saw a neat boulder we could fuck behind
[00:00] <Ikea> Mkte awesome rug!
[00:00] <Honey_Rose> ahh well
[00:00] <Bob> Blazing searches inside Fluffy Pone.. Finding a button...
[00:00] <Bob> Do you push it?
[00:00] <Ikea> "Damn..."
[00:00] <UnifySelf> SEY
[00:00] <Honey_Rose> "DON"T DO IT"
[00:00] <Honey_Rose> "DON'T DO IT"
[00:00] <BlazingSky> ?me instantly presses it
[00:00] <Bob> Nothing happens
[00:00]  * BlazingSky instantly presses it*
[00:00]  * Honey_Rose SILVER GODMODE TACKLES BLAZING
[00:01] <Bob> Wait a second...
[00:01] <Hearth_Fire> "PUSH THE FUCK OUTTA THAT BUTTON!!!"
[00:01] <Bob> HOLY SHIT GUYS
[00:01]  * UnifySelf starts spamming the button
[00:01] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20 for evade from Bob's bullshit
[00:01] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[00:01] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20 for whatever comes up next
[00:01] <GameServ> 20 == 20
[00:01] <UnifySelf> [KEK
[00:01]  * BlazingSky falls over "Nyah, Rose~"
[00:01] <UnifySelf> [PRAISE KEK]
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[00:02] <Bobs_Wild_Ride> Unify...
[00:02] <Honey_Rose> NO
[00:02] <Honey_Rose> NO
[00:02] <Honey_Rose> NO
[00:02] <Honey_Rose> NO
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[00:02] <Bobs_Wild_Ride> Roll for scenario
[00:02] <UnifySelf> "What is it?"
[00:02] <Hearth_Fire> "Guys, I think we should get on Bob's wild ride"
[00:02] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20
[00:02] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[00:03] == Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[00:03] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 to get off
[00:03] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[00:03] <UnifySelf> [Did oney just rage qut?]
[00:03] <UnifySelf> *Honey
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[00:03] == Bobs_Wild_Ride [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Client Quit]
[00:03] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> The ride continues
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[00:03] <Honey_Rose> pls no
[00:03] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> A Temporal vortex has opened where the Fluffy Pone was!
[00:03] <Hearth_Fire> U mad Honey?
[00:03] <UnifySelf> "You cannot stop the ride, Honey. Don't resist."
[00:04]  * UnifySelf jumps in the portal
[00:04] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Unify jumps into the portal, while everyone else is watching
[00:04] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Unify, roll whatever for your destiny
[00:05]  * Hearth_Fire follows Unify "Y'know what they say . . . "
[00:05] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20
[00:05] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[00:05] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth jumps in too before...
[00:05] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> !roll 1d20
[00:05] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[00:05] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> The vortex closes!
[00:05] <UnifySelf> "I'M NOT QUESTIONING ANYTHING THAT'S GOING ON! AND I DON'T CARE!"
[00:05] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth, roll for your destiny
[00:05] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d20
[00:05] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[00:05] <UnifySelf> [KEK]
[00:05] <UnifySelf> [I will enjoy serving under you]
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[00:06] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Unify has been transported to his homeworld, forever fated to live in normalcy.
[00:06] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Thank you, and GOOD DAY SIR
[00:06] <UnifySelf> "FUCK ME! WHY!"
[00:06] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth has somehow landed into the Beaches of Kekdom
[00:06] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth, roll 20d100s
[00:06] <UnifySelf> "KEK, YOU WERE MENT TO PROTECT ME, HELP ME! BUT NOW I SEE YOU DON'T CARE! I WILL DESTROY YOU KEK!"
[00:06] <Hearth_Fire> !roll 20d100 "Praise be to kek"
[00:06] <GameServ> 13, 83, 28, 62, 71, 75, 69, 32, 58, 83, 38, 42, 20, 61, 58, 28, 53, 25, 45, 15 == 959
[00:07] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> >No dubs
[00:07] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 to get off
[00:07] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[00:07] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth was banished from Kekdom, and returns to the maiden land!
[00:07] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> There is no getting off the ride
[00:07] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20+20 to get off Bobs_Wild_Ride
[00:07] <GameServ> (8) + 20 == 28
[00:07] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> EVERYBODY ROLL 1d1
[00:07] <Hearth_Fire> "KEK, WHY!!!!!!!!!!"
[00:07] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d1
[00:07] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[00:07] <BlazingSky> !roll 1d2
[00:07] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[00:07] <Honey_Rose> !roll 1d1+1
[00:07] <GameServ> (1) + 1 == 2
[00:07] <Hearth_Fire> !roll 1d1
[00:07] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[00:07] <Honey_Rose> >tfw 2
[00:07] <Ikea> !roll 1d2
[00:07] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[00:07] <UnifySelf> also
[00:07] <Honey_Rose> I AM VICTORY
[00:07] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Fools, never listen to me
[00:07] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d100 to change fate
[00:07] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[00:08] <UnifySelf> [kek is dead]
[00:08] <BlazingSky> kek
[00:08] <Honey_Rose> unify kek has forsaken u
[00:08] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Unify, Blazing and Hearth have been crushed by boulders and dies
[00:08] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Honey and Ikea survive!
[00:08] <UnifySelf> "I WILL BE BACK!"
[00:08]  * UnifySelf dies
[00:08]  * Honey_Rose mates with Ikea to restore pony order
[00:08] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Honey and Ikea must now repopulate 4cannon!
[00:08] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hoorayyyy
[00:08] <Honey_Rose> Well that was about 20 minutes of what
[00:09] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> [This ends Mr. Bob's Wild Ride
[00:09]  * BlazingSky gives out with his last dying breathe "...I died a virgin.. n-no.. not /v/.."
[00:09] <Ikea> "Soooo... about taht boulder" Bow chicka bowow
[00:09] <UnifySelf> [i am now kill. GAME OVER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX3nDW5OlXU]
[00:09] <Hearth_Fire> But but but . . . the ride never ends
[00:09] <BlazingSky> I think I felt all of my brain cells collectively commit suicide
[00:09]  * Honey_Rose gets the d
[00:09] <BlazingSky> Thanks, bob
[00:09] <BlazingSky> I had a great time.
[00:09] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> If somebody may copy/paste this into a pastebin, that would be great.  But for now.. Kek bless you
[00:09] <Honey_Rose> Bye blazing
[00:09] <BlazingSky> >tfw not getting the d
[00:09] <Honey_Rose> >copypaste this shit
[00:09] <Honey_Rose> u w0t m8
[00:09] <UnifySelf> [It is on the ride one is born, one lives, and to get off, one must die on the ride. It is the only way.]
[00:10] <BlazingSky> u fokin herd me m8
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[00:10] <Honey_Rose> >nova joins
[00:10] <NovaFlux[FU]> Which on of you fuckers wrote that post
[00:10] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Nova, roll 1d1
[00:10] <NovaFlux[FU]> >roll a d1
[00:10] <BlazingSky> u hors r alweys getin da dek, y cant fukin stalons get em too, eh?
[00:10] <UnifySelf> [DON'T]
[00:10] <Honey_Rose> (ROLL d1+1
[00:10] <Honey_Rose> ROLL D1+1
[00:10] <Honey_Rose> ROLL D1+1
[00:10] <Honey_Rose> SERIOSLY
[00:10] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 for Deuterium
[00:10] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[00:10] <NovaFlux[FU]> Ummm
[00:10] <NovaFlux[FU]> Fine
[00:10] <Honey_Rose> nova pls d1+1
[00:10] <UnifySelf> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[00:10] <NovaFlux[FU]> !roll d1+1
[00:10] <GameServ> (1) + 1 == 2
[00:10] <BlazingSky> remove nova
[00:10] <UnifySelf> [praise kek]
[00:10] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Nova survived the boulders!
[00:11]  * Honey_Rose mates with Nova+1
[00:11] <NovaFlux[FU]> wtf is going on
[00:11] <UnifySelf> [i am kill]
[00:11] <NovaFlux[FU]> >mates with nova
[00:11] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Nova must now repopulate with Honey and Ikea to make up for the entire population of 4cannon!
[00:11] <NovaFlux[FU]> U W0T M8
[00:11] <Ikea> "NOVA YOU BITCH! YOU STOLE MY END OF THE WORLD MATE"
[00:11] == Lightning_Streak_ [webchat@pool-72-89-53-101.nycmny.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[00:11] <Ikea> >Ikea and Nova, mating
[00:11] <Ikea> >ever
[00:11] <Honey_Rose> "Sorry Ikea, but now you have to repopulate the world on your own"
[00:11] <Honey_Rose> "Me and Nova r together now"
[00:11] <UnifySelf> [GAME OVER! >Continue. Menu]
[00:11] <NovaFlux[FU]> Da fuck
[00:11] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> [Interbutts dies, can't save thie entire adventure now.  Fuck]
[00:11] <Honey_Rose> Okay so nova
[00:12] <BlazingSky> >tfw your senpai died
[00:12] <NovaFlux[FU]> I am with  Bacon...
[00:12] <Honey_Rose> Basically here's the short version
[00:12] <BlazingSky> "kek"
[00:12]  * Bobs_Wild_Ride_ is listening intently
[00:12] <BlazingSky> the end
[00:12]  * Ikea falls to his kness NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
[00:12] <UnifySelf> [MAY KEK BLESS THIS IRC]
[00:12] <Honey_Rose> Hearth goes north gets bouldered we go south fluffy pony counter-rapes blazin's wormy I spirit bomb wormyfluffy and there was a temporal/dimensional rift and everyone but me and ikea died
[00:13] <Honey_Rose> Because we beat the systema nd rolled >1
[00:13] <UnifySelf> [i call hax]
[00:13] <UnifySelf> [or is that the solution]
[00:13] <Honey_Rose> Oh and I have no idea who wrote that post
[00:13] <Honey_Rose> But it was comedy gold
[00:13] <UnifySelf> [what is real?]
[00:13] <UnifySelf> [What is illusion?]
[00:14] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Oh shit, guys.
[00:14] <BlazingSky> (Is this the real life?
[00:14] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Guys.
[00:14] <Honey_Rose> what
[00:14] <UnifySelf> [One must retrace the path of their heart to find the answer]
[00:14] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> !roll 1d20
[00:14] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[00:14] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> ITS HAPPENING
[00:14] <Honey_Rose> !roll d1+19
[00:14] <GameServ> (1) + 19 == 20
[00:14] <BlazingSky> !roll 100d100 for dubs for kek
[00:14] <GameServ> 18, 4, 30, 41, 50, 23, 58, 58, 2, 97, 60, 88, 7, 58, 13, 81, 15, 87, 12, 99, 100, 99, 15, 80, 62, 24, 39, 66, 1, 60, 82, 24, 98, 80, 85, 62, 45, 2, 86, 68, 2, 14, 11, 88, 100, 78, 4, 79, 14, 3, 46, 14, 67, 97, 43, 63, 2, 12, 6, 3, 62, 24, 48, 35, 5, 54, 37, 92, 25, 74, 53, 49, 53, 67, 17, 44, 89, 69, 29, 32, 66, 47, 41, 48, 9, 80, 23, 100, 13, 100, 41, 79, 8, 88, 52, 35, 19, 21, 99, 81 == 4833
[00:14] <Hearth_Fire> ITS HAPPENING!?
[00:14] <Honey_Rose> I counter whatever the fuck you do
[00:14]  * Bobs_Wild_Ride_ is countered by Honey.  The habbeding is postponed
[00:14] <UnifySelf> !roll 100d100 to  be reborn as the Mad God
[00:14] <GameServ> 40, 61, 11, 4, 70, 8, 41, 11, 8, 16, 39, 3, 10, 41, 18, 32, 65, 35, 96, 65, 45, 62, 80, 29, 67, 89, 27, 10, 49, 98, 49, 68, 30, 66, 41, 64, 56, 54, 45, 40, 42, 71, 2, 90, 41, 80, 36, 87, 88, 37, 96, 87, 35, 85, 85, 62, 5, 74, 14, 36, 22, 83, 38, 59, 90, 83, 48, 48, 53, 84, 68, 30, 78, 19, 46, 13, 17, 51, 44, 32, 76, 92, 29, 31, 81, 17, 55, 26, 44, 42, 29, 15, 37, 96, 95, 20, 31, 7, 90, 95 == 4910
[00:14] <NovaFlux[FU]> So which one of you fuckers wrote that post?>
[00:15] <Honey_Rose> I don't think it was any of us
[00:15] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> [What post?]
[00:15] <BlazingSky> (Blaze's dick should be happening inside everyone.
[00:15] <Honey_Rose> http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/11801505#p11807303
[00:15] <Honey_Rose> Okay so I'm getting off of the ride
[00:15] <UnifySelf> NOPE
[00:15] <UnifySelf> NO ONE DOES
[00:15] <Honey_Rose> Actually yes, because I didn't obey the rules
[00:15] <Honey_Rose> My hands were not under the bar when the ride started
[00:16] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Wait, what?
[00:16] <Honey_Rose> Sorry bob
[00:16] <Hearth_Fire> You sonofabitch
[00:16] <BlazingSky> You despicable horse.
[00:16] <Honey_Rose> But I've been cheating all along
[00:16] <Honey_Rose> Almost as hard as Silver
[00:16] <UnifySelf> Dr. BOB DOESN'T CARE, ONCE IT STARTS, YOU CAN'T GET OFF
[00:16] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Honey gets kicked off the ride for not following safety regulations
[00:16] <Honey_Rose> >tfw off the ride
[00:16] <UnifySelf> "Hey Bob!'
[00:16] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 for Doctor Bob to save the day
[00:16] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[00:16]  * UnifySelf sticks hoofs out of car and starts patting the ground
[00:17]  * Bobs_Wild_Ride_ saves the day!  By retconning EVERYTHING!
[00:17] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> You are all conversing in the townsquare.
[00:17] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Roll 1d20 for plot dvancement
[00:17] <UnifySelf> "Deja vu, anyone?"
[00:17] <BlazingSky> !roll 1d20
[00:17] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[00:17] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20 to commit sepokku
[00:17] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[00:17] <Ikea> !roll 1d69
[00:17] <GameServ> 55 == 55
[00:17] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20
[00:17] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[00:17] <UnifySelf> [doing it anyways, goodnight everyone]
[00:17] <Honey_Rose> "guys?  Can you hear me?"
[00:17] <Honey_Rose> "Guys?"
[00:17] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d21
[00:17] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[00:17] <Honey_Rose> "Oh god they can't hear me"
[00:17]  * BlazingSky shrugs "So anyways, like I was saying, we should see if there are any locals nearby"
[00:17] <Honey_Rose> "I got off the ride"
[00:18] <Honey_Rose> "Oh no"
[00:18] <Honey_Rose> "GUYS THE BOULDERS"
[00:18] <Hearth_Fire> [night unify]
[00:18] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth spectacularly failed, bringing Honey back onto the ride!
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[00:18] <Hearth_Fire> "You're welcome"
[00:18] <Honey_Rose> !roll d1 for suicide
[00:18] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[00:18]  * Honey_Rose kills herself instantly
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[00:18] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Ikea decides to advance the plot
[00:19] <BlazingSky> an true four cannon hero!
[00:19] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Where to, Ikea?  The world's your Oyster!
[00:19] <BlazingSky> Rip in peice rose!
[00:19] <Ikea> I dig!
[00:19] <Ikea> I dig like no diggle has shiggle diggled before!
[00:19] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Roll to dig
[00:19] <Hearth_Fire> I dig the dig
[00:19] <Ikea> !roll 1d76
[00:19] <GameServ> 50 == 50
[00:19]  * BlazingSky rolls on the ground and digs up atlantis
[00:20] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Ikea digs 50 ft below and finds... (Roll 20d49
[00:20] <Ikea> !roll 20d49
[00:20] <GameServ> 28, 41, 37, 18, 14, 27, 49, 16, 13, 38, 17, 24, 8, 48, 26, 28, 46, 7, 30, 31 == 546
[00:20] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Ikea finds Atlantis!  Oh shit!
[00:20] <Ikea> >atlantis
[00:20] <BlazingSky> >tfw I found it first
[00:20] <Ikea> >sea ponies
[00:20] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Atlantis is pretty pissed off.  Everybody roll initiative!
[00:20] <Ikea> nopnopnopnopnopnopnopnopnopnopnopnop
[00:21] <Ikea> !roll 1d94
[00:21] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[00:21] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 for nukes
[00:21] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[00:21] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d77
[00:21] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[00:21] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> >Hearth
[00:21] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> !roll 1d12
[00:21] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[00:21] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Blazing, you're up
[00:21] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 for nukes
[00:21] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[00:22] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Blazing nukes 9/20 of Atlantis!  Roll 9d11 for damage
[00:22] <BlazingSky> !roll 9d11 "FOR WORMY, YOU WET BASTARDS
[00:22] <GameServ> 8, 8, 9, 3, 7, 7, 2, 6, 9 == 59
[00:23] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Atlantis takes 59 points of damage!
[00:23] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Ikea, you're dumb!
[00:23] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth, you're up
[00:23] <Ikea> I are nots!
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[00:23] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> [>Nova left]
[00:23] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d20 to instill the seeds of deceit and betrayl within the Atlantian government
[00:23] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[00:24] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth tries to spread rumors, and fails because gossip is bad!
[00:24] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Ikea are up
[00:24] <Ikea> I mutiny against the GM
[00:25] <Ikea> !roll 1d24
[00:25] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[00:25] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Roll, faget
[00:25] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Roll 100d100
[00:25] <Ikea> !roll 100d100
[00:25] <GameServ> 77, 69, 91, 86, 64, 37, 84, 44, 11, 74, 52, 36, 25, 20, 66, 96, 34, 70, 60, 84, 33, 89, 68, 34, 59, 86, 64, 36, 40, 7, 92, 17, 46, 22, 21, 95, 20, 14, 48, 68, 13, 10, 18, 91, 72, 90, 81, 75, 63, 1, 22, 10, 94, 66, 10, 7, 76, 75, 95, 7, 93, 60, 24, 10, 32, 50, 100, 74, 27, 37, 58, 62, 34, 76, 27, 62, 54, 7, 39, 5, 14, 76, 92, 34, 53, 54, 51, 31, 97, 36, 25, 30, 14, 16, 79, 71, 12, 18, 100, 21 == 4970
[00:25] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> !roll 100d100
[00:25] <GameServ> 45, 4, 67, 64, 41, 38, 12, 42, 95, 88, 44, 6, 76, 85, 69, 33, 89, 95, 55, 40, 12, 43, 6, 76, 57, 15, 21, 62, 65, 5, 32, 84, 12, 86, 61, 62, 56, 33, 23, 92, 19, 66, 59, 73, 53, 61, 77, 59, 56, 9, 55, 41, 26, 41, 92, 7, 11, 94, 4, 90, 67, 77, 52, 25, 13, 52, 70, 57, 64, 65, 50, 16, 81, 57, 55, 16, 18, 49, 83, 98, 97, 48, 19, 66, 49, 89, 81, 12, 67, 48, 74, 50, 90, 90, 98, 66, 96, 83, 8, 21 == 5301
[00:25] <Ikea> Damn. I go sulk in the atlantis brig
[00:25] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Ikea doesn't mutiny!  But does cause 4970 damage points on Atlantis
[00:26] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Blazing's up again
[00:26]  * BlazingSky rapes every living, breathing thing that lives in Atlantis
[00:26] <BlazingSky> !roll d69
[00:26] <GameServ> 67 == 67
[00:26] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Blazing rapes everything!
[00:27] <BlazingSky> "BITCH NIGGERS"
[00:27] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Including Seaponies, babies, Silver Tongue and Wormy's third carcass!  Good job!
[00:27] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> !roll 1d20
[00:27] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[00:27] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> [Shit, needed a 12]
[00:28] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Atlantis is being destroyed from the inside out, due to the seeds of impureness planted by Blaze.
[00:28] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> You guys win!
[00:28] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Roll for loot
[00:28] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d20
[00:28] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[00:28] <Ikea> !roll 1d38
[00:28] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[00:28] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth finds some magic beans!
[00:28] <BlazingSky> !roll d20
[00:28] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[00:28] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Ikea finds fucking nothing!
[00:29] <Ikea> FUCK YOU BLAZE!
[00:29] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Blazing finds Wormy's dead carcass.  Haha!
[00:29] <Ikea> You get the loot AND the pussy!
[00:29] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Roll for teleportation
[00:29]  * BlazingSky tongues his anus ".. I-i.. I love you, Ikea.."
[00:29] <Ikea> "aaAAAH"
[00:30] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Ikea roll for enjoyment
[00:30] <Ikea> !roll 1d4
[00:30] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[00:30]  * Hearth_Fire eats one of the magic beans
[00:30] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Ikea does not enjoy it.
[00:30] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth, roll for diplomacy check
[00:30] <BlazingSky> "Well foine, fuck you"
[00:31] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d24
[00:31] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[00:31] <BlazingSky> "THE THINGS I GET FOR TRYING TO BE NICE"
[00:31] <BlazingSky> "IKEA, YOU MAKE SHIT FURNITURE"
[00:31] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth tames the magic bean!
[00:31] <Ikea> "THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT"
[00:31] <Ikea> "WHEN I ASSEMBLED HER SOFA"
[00:31] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth, the magic bean has just sprouted.  Roll for uvula check
[00:32] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d27
[00:32] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[00:32] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth's uvula does its job, and spits out the magic sprout
[00:32]  * BlazingSky gasps, and flies towards him, as he goes super sayan "TAKE THAT BACK, YOU SON OF A ARMOIRE"
[00:32] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Only...
[00:32] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> !roll 1d7
[00:32] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[00:32] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> !
[00:32] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> THE MAGIC BEAN HAS TURNED INTO AUDREY 3
[00:32] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth, you must now make the ultimate choice
[00:33] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> One which will change the noncanonical land of 4cannon, for better or for worse.
[00:33] <Ikea> "WHAT?! CAN'T HANDLE THAT YOUR MOTHER LIKES HER MEATBALLS SWEDISH?!"
[00:34] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Audrey 3 speaks to Hearth
[00:34] <BlazingSky> "... You sick, sick person.." Blaze goes full emo
[00:34] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> "FEEEED ME FIYAHH"
[00:34] <BlazingSky> !roll d20 to drown the ocean in my blood
[00:34] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[00:34] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> You must now choose
[00:34] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> To either feed Ikea and Blazing to Audrey 3, or let Audrey 3 die.  Your choice.
[00:35] <Hearth_Fire> "Hmm, what do you think guys?"
[00:35] <Ikea> "That's right you little bitch, go cry in- Wait. What?!"
[00:35] <BlazingSky> "DEVOUR THE RUFFIAN"
[00:36]  * Hearth_Fire feeds Ikea to Audrey 3
[00:36] <Ikea> "HEY! I'm just a furniture retailer! I can't die yet!"
[00:36] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Ikea dies!
[00:36] <Ikea> "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo"
[00:36] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> But Audrey 3 still needs food...
[00:36]  * BlazingSky tongues Heath's anus in thanks
[00:36] <Hearth_Fire> !roll d20 for enjoyment
[00:36] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[00:36] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Kill Blazing or kill Audrey?  This decides the ending
[00:37]  * Hearth_Fire did not enjoy and feeds Blazing to the plant
[00:37] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Blazing dies!
[00:37] <BlazingSky> "I DIDN'T Finish m-my.. comic bo-ok.. collection.." *rip*
[00:37] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Audrey 3 gains teleportation powers!
[00:38] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Audrey 3 teleports back to non-boulder-ridden 4cannon!
[00:38]  * Hearth_Fire notices that Blazing had a good taste in vidya
[00:38] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Audrey 3 kills everybody in town!
[00:38] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Audrey 3 grows!
[00:38] <BlazingSky> >not rollan
[00:38] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Audrey 3 eats everything in Equestria!
[00:38] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> !roll 1d1 for Blazing
[00:38] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[00:38] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Blazing dies again!
[00:39] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Audrey 3 is still tamed by Hearth!
[00:39] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> Hearth has sufficiently ruled Equestria!  [GOOD ENDING]
[00:39] <Bobs_Wild_Ride_> [Thus ends Mr. Bob's Wild Ride.  Please exit to your left.]