I was out with my friend, we had just gone out to the cinema to watch Dumb and Dumber to. We were walking back to the tram stop (MELBOURNE FTW), and 3 13-14 year olds were walking down the same side as us coming the opposite direction, right as we walk past them, a fat chubby one randomly screams at us and then laugh, the instant it happened I snapped at him "FUCK YOU" then he goes on cussin and I just stick the finger and yell fuck off, and fuck you at him. Just when he and his fags turn the corner, my friend tells me he's running back at us, I started laughing, fattass running, he came back super pissed, his hands in the position of "Imma go beat yo ass", then I said, I knew on the inside he was pussy, "You wanna fucking fight! I Raise fists, then he goes on swearing and shit, then just as he's running away, I yell at him, YOU RUN FATASS!, then he turned the corner. I coulda beaten his face in easy, but it would've been like fighting an airbag. Once he was gone, I laugh so crazily, funniest thing I had done in sooo long! The kid was like 75-80 kg, he was definitely eating more than for 2.