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Jan 23rd, 2014
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  1. anon: i bet at least one or two of those twenty six selfies are also on john's phone.
  2. azureangelic: its good to have a buffer of impromptu butt-selfies to use as a conversation switcher or rebuttal (no pun intended)
  3. anon: when things get too sweet for her.
  4. anon: or when she might actually have to admit to being affectionate.
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  6. azureangelic: John_stop.jpg is just her sitting on her knees facing away from the camera and looking over her shoulder with a faux-disinterested expression
  7. anon: a little pout and crossed arms.
  8. anon: her feet kind of poking out from the bottom of her huge...well, bottom.
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  10. azureangelic: Really_John.jpg is almost the same except her feet are spread to either side of her bottom, shes leaning back more, her eyes are mid-roll and shes not wearing any sort of underwear or bra
  11. azureangelic: rose lalonde, precognitive selfie master
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  13. anon: she's got a couple from john of her own, though.
  14. azureangelic: its only fair~
  15. anon: Whats-That-Rose.jpg is john lifting his arm to his ear in a fashiong that very obviously shows off his arm being flexed at and angle just a little to side of his front that also showcases a rather impressive shot of his pecs.
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  17. azureangelic: Enthusastic_response_to_the_travelling_gunshow.jpg is rose from the front, leaning back, with her thighs squished together and her belly keeping her decent, one arm over her face in the least authentic swooning she could muster
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  19. anon: brb.jpg is john using his windy powers to snap a shot of himself walking away from the camera in...nothing. it's a little wobbly thanks to the unprecise nature of his wind powers, but it's still a fine view of the hunk rump.
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  21. azureangelic: Ah.jpg is rose lying on her side, tummy sagging ever-so-slightly under its own weight and breasts hugged to her torso with one arm, as she lifted one knee in a remarkably lazy-looking posture and glanced intently at the lens with a scandaliciously interested look on her chubby face
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  23. anon: good_read.jpg has john, sitting cross legged in his computer chair and one hand on his knee as his mouth hangs open in a distinctly exagerrated yawn while his eyes are covered by a copy of game bro.
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  25. azureangelic: ghjkkkk.jpg is a blurry image of roses bare boob and upper tummy curve, followed seconds later by Of_course.jpg, a much less being-dropped phone selfie of her from the waist up, glancing down at the screen from over her soft chest and raising a brow slightly, only barely a little red in the face from the prior pic
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  27. anon: that's usually the one that gets him.
  28. anon: he doesn't respond for a while.
  29. anon: and when she sends him a TT: ??
  30. anon: EB: sorry, i was busy with uh.
  31. anon: EB: something.
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  33. azureangelic: she responds with a curt TT: I see. and promptly reloads the sent image to furiously mentally analyze it for future reference
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  35. anon: the other option is Hows_the_view_up_there.jpg which is a top down view picture that perfect captures her smile, her eyes and a very nice over the back view of her large rump squeezed into and exceptionally tight pair of panties.
  36. anon: her stomach and bare breasts are off camera, but the rump picture is fine.
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  38. anon: john's follow up is not_bad_how_about_down_there.jpg, which is a picture that is taken at obviously crotch level. his manhood isn't in the picture, but a little further down and it would basically be taking up the camera.
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  40. azureangelic: it takes a short while for her rebuttal to arrive but when it does, An_interesting_angle.jpg shows her lying on her back on her bed, head dangling off the edge slightly as she looked up at the phone upside-down, blonde hair dangling and eyes wide as the view from in front of her caused her breasts to visibly splay seemingly above her chin, and further back, the soft, round swell of her belly like a rising pale sun
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  42. anon: youre_upside_down.jpg has him lying on his stomach and taking the picture at view form the front, his chin resting on the arm not taking the picture. his back and butt are visible and his raising an eyebrow in the picture. the catch is, he took the picture with the camera upside down, so it results in a pretty funny effect.
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  44. azureangelic: Who_me.jpg has her almost striking the same pose, but instead of holding her phone she's got it sitting on an unseen desk or dresser in front of her; like john, lying on her stomach with her head resting on both arms makes her rump literally rise to becoming the most prominent feature on display, but whereas his bottom was a toned, hunky display of fortitude, hers was downright massive, twin plush mounds of pale pillowy flesh raising much higher and spreading much wider than his, unconstrained by her tight panties and almost immaculately smooth like the rest of her delicately soft frame
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  46. anon: EB: that's just not fair.
  47. azureangelic: TT: Is it? Certainly you have a clear advantage when it comes to abdominal flexibility.
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  49. azureangelic: she quickly follows it up with Evidence.jpg, almost the same picture as his previous nearly-groin-level shot, but coming from her it was pretty much just a fullscreen belly button pic
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  51. anon: EB: pfffft.
  52. anon: EB: lol.
  53. anon: EB: i'm making this my lock screen.
  54. anon: EB: that way, any time i unlock my phone it's like i'm poking your belly.
  55. azureangelic: TT: I'm glad that my figure is now dutifully serving your impromptu needs as some form of digitized cellular protection.
  56. anon: EB: it's a comforting reminder!
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