Switchblocked!Terezi meets a really bad Karkat RPer

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GC: W3LL, H3LLO TH3R3. >:]
CG: HEY TEREZI
GC: W41T, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY N4M3? >:?
CG: ITS KARKAT... YOUR THE ONLY ONE THAT TALKS WITH NUMB3RS
GC: 4R3 YOU SUR3? L4ST T1M3 1 CH3CK3D, K4RK4T, VR1SK4, SOLLUX, 4ND T4VROS T4LK3D W1TH NUMB3RS TOO!
GC: 4ND N3P3T4, BUT NOT 4S OFT3N.
GC: >:[
CG: OK THAT TALKS WITH 314
CG: I KNOW MY SUBORDANATS
GC: 1'D HOP3 YOU DO! >:[
GC: W41T, SUBORD1N4T3S?
CG: IM THE LEADER
GC: L34D3R OF WH4T?
CG: US...
CG: THE R=TROLLS
CG: TROLLS
GC: UH, SOLLUX 1S TH3 H31R TO TH3 THRON3, SHOULDN'T H3 B3 OUR L34D3R? >:?
CG: ... NO...
GC: WH4T DO YOU M34N, "NO"?
CG: NO... A TWO LETTER WORD MEANING NEGATIVE
GC: 1 KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS. >:[
CG: WELL THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ASK?
GC: WHY WOULDN'T SOLLUX B3 L34D3R OF TH3 TROLLS?
CG: BECAUSE THEY CHOSE ME, AND SENCE WHEN IS SOL THE HEIR? I THOUGHT THAT WAS ERIDEN, FEF OR GAMZEE
GC: G4MZ33? WHY WOULD G4MZ33 B3 TH3 H31R? H3'S TH3 LOW3ST ON TH3 H3MOSP3CTRUM!
GC: W3LL, OTH3R TH4N 4R4D14, 3XC3PT NOBODY KNOWS WH4T H3R BLOOD COLOR 1S.
CG: AND SENCE WHEN ARE YOU PURPLE?
GC: 1'V3 4LW4YS B33N 1ND1GO. >:[
CG: OH SHIT...
GC: WH4T? SOM3TH1NG WRONG?
CG: IV BEN SUCKED INTO SOME SORT OF ALTERNATE REALITY HAVEN'T I?
GC: 1 GU3SS! BUT 1'V3 B33N POL1T3 3NOUGH NOT TO PO1NT OUT YOUR K33P1NG YOUR COLOR 4NONYMOUS. >:]
GC: WHY 4R3 YOU DO1NG TH4T 4NYW4Y? M4YB3 1 C4N F1GUR3 OUT WHY 4R4D14 DO3S TH3 S4M3 TH1NG.
CG: MY COLORS DONT MATTER!
GC: SUUUUUUR3 TH3Y DON'T.
CG: WHY WOULD YOU CARE ANYWAY?
GC: 1'M JUST CUR1OUS. >:]
GC: NOT 3V3N TH3 CONST3LL4T1ONS C4N 4NSW3R WHY 4R4D14 H1D3S H3R COLOR, SO 1 M1GHT 4S W3LL 4SK YOU.
CG: ... JUST WONDERING ARE YOU BLIND?
GC: S1NC3, YOU KNOW, YOU'R3 TYP1NG 1N TH4T YUCKY GR4Y.
GC: Y3S! 1 K1ND OF H4V3 TO B3. >:[
GC: B31NG 4 V1S1ON PROPH3T3SS 4ND 4LL.
CG: WHY DO YOU 'HAVE" TO BEE BLIND?
CG: OH..
GC: 1T'S 4 P4RT OF OUR R3L1G1ON! 1'M CURR3NTLY WORK1NG UP TO B3 4 H1GH BL1NDSP34K3R. >:]
CG: ... GOOD LUCK... I GESS..
GC: 4W, TH4NKS!
CG: WHAT IF I SAID I KNOW A TROLL WITH BLACK BLOOD?
GC: WH4T TROLL WOULD H4V3 BL4CK BLOOD? >:[
CG: THE HIGHEST OF HIGH
GC: BL4CK WOULDN'T 3V3N B3 ON TH3 H3MOSP3CTRUM, THOUGH.
CG: OR A VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY DARK PURPLE
CG: LOOKS BLACK
GC: BUT WHY WOULD YOU S4Y "BL4CK" 1F YOU TH1NK 1T'S 4 V3RY D4RK PURPL3? >:?
CG: BECAUSEITS BASICLY BLACK THATS HOW DARK IT IS
GC: TH4T DO3SN'T 3V3N M4K3 4NY S3NS3. 4 BL4CKBLOOD3D TROLL TH4T'S TH3 "H1GH3ST OF H1GH"?
CG: OK... WHATS THE LOWEST AND HIGHEST ON YOURS?
GC: TH3 LOW3ST 1S G4MZ33, 4ND TH3 H1GH3ST 1S SOLLUX!
CG: COLOR WISE
GC: 1 DON'T KNOW WH3R3 4R4D14 WOULD F1T 1N, BUT SH3 H1D3S H3R COLOR B3H1ND TH4T YUCKY GR4Y T3XT TOO.
GC: 1 JUST 4NSW3R3D TH4T.
GC: M4ROON 4ND TYR14N.
GC: >:[
GC: UNL3SS YOURS 1S M4ROON B31NG TH3 H1GH3ST 4ND TYR14N TH3 LOW3ST, BUT TH4T M4K3S NO S3NS3.
CG: WHAT IN HELL IS TYRIAN
GC: 4 M4G3NT4-1SH COLOR!
GC: SOLLUX C4LLS 1T TYR14N B3C4US3 1T SOUNDS COOL3R. >:]
CG: IT SOUNDS LIKE AN EARTH CREACHER
GC: 34RTH? WH4T'S 34RTH? >:?
CG: DONT ASK... LONG STORRY
GC: 4LL R1GHT, 1 WON'T!
CG: GOOD!
GC: 1'M MOR3 CUR1OUS 4BOUT TH4T BL4CKBLOOD3D TROLL 4NYW4Y. >:]
CG: HE USES A SCYTHE
GC: SCYTH3K1ND? TH4T SOUNDS COOL. >:]
CG: YA... SCARRY WHEN HE GETS MAD THOUGH... WAIT... WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP REALITY DOSENT HAVE A KARKAT??? IM AWESOME!
GC: 1 DO H4V3 4 K4RK4T!
GC: H3'S 4 T34LBLOOD THOUGH.
GC: H3 TYP3S W1TH S1X3S 4ND N1N3S SO 1T'S NOT L1K3 1 COULD H3LP B31NG CONFUS3D 4BOUT YOU B31NG H1M. >:[
CG: OH... YOURS IS ALL SCREWD UP.
CG: CANDY RED?
GC: C4NDY R3D?
CG: NOTHING NEVERMIND
GC: YOU S4Y TH3 W31RD3ST TH1NGS!
GC: F1RST 4 BL4CKBLOOD3D TROLL, 4ND NOW C4NDY R3D...
CG: AW THANX
CG: I TRY
GC: 4R3 YOU SUR3 YOU'R3 NOT M4K1NG TH4T BL4CKBLOOD3D TROLL UP? >:[
GC: H4V3 YOU 3V3N S33N H1M?
CG: YES IM SHURE
CG: YES I HAVE
GC: YOU H4V3?
CG: YES
GC: DO3S H3 H4V3 4 N4M3? OR 1S H3 TOO BUSY B31NG TH3 "H1GH3ST OF TH3 H1GH" TO G1V3 1T TO YOU?
CG: NO HES KIND OF A DOUCH
GC: 4W, TH4T SUCKS.
CG: BUT HE TYPES WEIRD.... HE MIXES HIS APOSTROPHYS AND COMAS
GC: TH4T'S SUCH 4 M1LD QU1RK. >:]
GC: S1MPL3, 3V3N.
CG: ITS KIND OF ANNOING...
GC: 1 H4V3 TO D34L W1TH SOLLUX 4LL OF TH3 T1M3, HOW DO YOU TH1NK 1 F33L? >:[
CG: WAIT... WHATS GAMZEE AND SOLS QUIRKS?
GC: G4MZ33 K1ND OF FLUCTU4T3S H1S TON3.
CG: SOL?
GC: SOLLUX US3S 2S, 4ND C4P1T4L1Z3S 4ND *DOUBL3S* H1S 1S.
GC: 3Y3S.
GC: NOT 1S.
GC: 4ND H3 TYP3S 4LL PROP3RLY 3XC3PT FOR THOS3.
CG: I GOT THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR QUIRKS OVER HERE
CG: SO I UNDERSTAND
GC: W3LL GOOD! >:]
CG: YOUR STILL AN ANNOING BRAT...
CG: EVEN IN ALTERNAT REALITYS
CG: DEAR GOG
GC: H3H3H3, WHY TH4NK YOU. >:]
GC: 4ND WH4T'S 4 "GOG"?
CG: AN EXPRESION DONT WORRY ABOUT IT
GC: 1'LL TRY NOT TO.
GC: OH, 1T LOOKS L1K3 SOLLUX 1S W4NT1NG MY 4TT3NT1ON. >:[
CG: SO LET ME TRY AND GESS, GAMS A STONER, ARADIA, TALKS LIKE I DO
GC: NOP3.
GC: 4NYW4Y, 1'LL H4V3 TO GO. SOLLUX D3M4NDS MY FULL 4TT3NT1ON. >:]
CG: K
GC: BY3!
CG: BIE
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