Island of Misfit Toys 4

[20:12]	[GM]	One Kaitlyn “Kitkat” Katrin doesn’t even bother stifling a yawn as she walks into the house kitchen, a fairly large room that’s somewhere in size between a cafeteria kitchen and the kitchen of a large house. She opens the refrigerator door and stares at it blankly for a while.
[20:17]	Ai`	wanders in, looking over everything as has quickly become her custom. Her eyes soon settle upon Kitkat.
[20:17]	Ai`	"Hello."
[20:17]	Ai`	announces herself without warning nor fanfare.
[20:17]	[GM]	Kitkat doesn't respond and continues to let the cold escape from the fridge.
[20:19]	Ai`	walks over and peers in with her, assuming something of interest is there.
[20:20]	Liu	goose-steps her way into the kitchen, constantly fiddling with the fit of her pants, and grumbling
[20:21]	[GM]	[There is definitely food in the fridge. Nothing too spectacular, if a bit sparse. Nothing you could instantly eat and call it a meal, though.]
[20:23]	Ai`	takes as much data on it as she can before turning to face Liu.
[20:23]	Ai`	"Hello."
[20:23]	Liu	"Hi,"
[20:24]	Liu	grumbles, face twisted like she ate a bad grape. Her tail cracks heavily against a drawer, but only the drawer seems to have taken damage.
[20:26]	[GM]	[Kitkat sighs, her eyes flicking from item to item in the fridge in an almost trance-like motion.]
[20:27]	Ai`	blinks.
[20:27]	Ai`	"You two seem different."
[20:28]	Liu	"Different than what?"
[20:29]	Ai`	"This morning. Your energy seems low."
[20:30]	Liu	"It's the pants' fault."
[20:30]	Liu	hikes at the offending garment for emphasis.
[20:31]	Ai`	"The pants?"
[20:31]	Liu	"The pants. They're tight, they itch, and they're too hot."
[20:32]	Liu	mumbles another complaint inaudibly, under her breath
[20:32]	Ai`	thinks about installing a coolant system, but then remembers zero kelvin is generally hostile to organics.
[20:33]	Ai`	"Kitkat?"
[20:35]	[GM]	[The Kat continues to possibly contemplate the logistics of that gallon of milk right there, oblivious to all else. It's kind of unsettling, really.]
[20:35]	Liu	"If you're gonna drink it, drink it."
[20:37]	[GM]	[A wavering gloved hand lazily stretches out to grab a hold of the jug, like she's obeying a hypnotic command, but she just sort of holds onto it once she gets there.]
[20:39]	Ai`	observes closely.
[20:39]	=-=	YOU are now known as Kitkat
[20:39]	Kitkat	"Wait... huh?"
[20:39]	Kitkat	looks around like she just woke up.
[20:40]	Kitkat	"Oh, ummyumyumyum... What?"
[20:41]	Kitkat	's eyes may or may not have been borrowed from a deer stuck in headlights.
[20:41]	Liu	snaps her fingers quickly in front of the girl's face.
[20:42]	Liu	"Anybody home?"
[20:42]	Kitkat	shakes her head quickly and removes her hand from the milk.
[20:43]	Ai`	watches Kitkat with special closeness, now.
[20:43]	Kitkat	"Oh, oh, sorry... Guess I sort of went to a place there. I don't nyusually do that, myou knyow?"
[20:44]	Kitkat	"Wait... Guess nyou wouldn't..."
[20:44]	Kitkat	shrugs.
[20:44]	Kitkat	"Nyever mind~"
[20:45]	Ai`	looks to the milk again.
[20:45]	Ai`	"Explain?"
[20:46]	Kitkat	"Huh? Oh, nyo, nyo, it's nyot the myilk; I'm nyot like a REAL cat or anything. That'd be stupid."
[20:47]	Kitkat	circles her finger around her temple, accusing real cats of being crazy, maybe?
[20:47]	Liu	raises one eyebrow
[20:48]	Kitkat	"It's my nyight to cook dinner, is all. We rotate nyights between mye, Wally, Wally, and... Well, I guess it's just mye, Wally, and Wally for nyow."
[20:48]	Ai`	tries to link the significance of this. Not enough data is available, so she settles for a simple and curt nod.
[20:50]	Liu	"He cooks? And twice?"
[20:50]	Liu	raises the other eyebrow
[20:51]	Kitkat	"Wait, what? Nyo, the OTHER Wally!"
[20:51]	Ai`	"Two?"
[20:53]	Kitkat	scritches her head, realizes she can't do that very well with gloves on, takes them off, and THEN scritches.
[20:53]	Liu	"There's two of him?"
[20:54]	Kitkat	"Myou myet them both, right? I thought myou did."
[20:54]	Ai`	postulates.
[20:54]	Ai`	"Who aside from Wallberg?"
[20:55]	Kitkat	"Wait, nyou were talking about WallBERG? I was talking about Walt!"
[20:56]	Kitkat	has no idea who may or may not know the Colonel's first name.
[20:56]	Ai`	"Walt?"
[20:56]	Ai`	is clueless.
[20:57]	Ai`	suddenly realizes she is not clueless.
[20:57]	Ai`	"-The colonel."
[20:57]	Liu	pales
[20:57]	Ai`	indexes the colonel's name with higher priority.
[20:58]	Kitkat	"Myeah, that guy!"
[20:58]	Kitkat	snaps her fingers and points at Ai, which due to her padded palms don't really snap all that well.
[20:59]	Ai`	"I see. Are we to assist?"
[21:00]	Liu	"Isn't... that a bit too informal?"
[21:00]	Liu	manages, recovering from her initial shock
[21:00]	Kitkat	"Eh?"
[21:00]	Kitkat	cocks her head at Liu, not really getting the gravity of her tone.
[21:00]	Liu	"I mean, addressing him like that..."
[21:01]	Kitkat	"I guess? I myean, he's nyot MY colonel."
[21:01]	Liu	"YOUR colonel...?"
[21:01]	Kitkat	"Wouldn't call him it to his FACE, but, ny'knyow."
[21:02]	Liu	isn't sure if she feels relieved or indignant, yet.
[21:02]	Ai`	"Any functional name is usable, correct?"
[21:02]	Kitkat	"Myeah, what she said."
[21:02]	Kitkat	thumbs over to Ai.
[21:03]	Kitkat	"Or, it...? Hey, what ARE myou, anydangways?"
[21:03]	Liu	glowers, but holds her tongue. She's not giving up using 'Sumi' that easily.
[21:05]	Ai`	"I am an Artificial Intelligence, Seed Mother model."
[21:06]	Liu	*Sumi
[21:07]	Kitkat	just sort of stares at Ai, reaching out and closing the fridge with a dramatic thump.
[21:07]	Kitkat	"...So what ARE myou, anydangways?"
[21:07]	Ai`	stares back, completely unmoving.
[21:07]	Ai`	"I am an Artificial Intelligence, Seed Mother model."
[21:10]	Kitkat	rolls her eyes and sighs.
[21:10]	Kitkat	"Can myou myake tater-tot casserole, at least?"
[21:10]	Ai`	"I do not know what that is."
[21:10]	Ai`	puts two and two together.
[21:10]	Ai`	"A food?"
[21:11]	Kitkat	facepaws.
[21:11]	Kitkat	"Gonna be one-a those myonths..."
[21:13]	Ai`	"One of those months?"
[21:13]	Kitkat	opens the fridge, checks for REAL this time, then quickly closes it.
[21:13]	Ai`	is positively clueless.
[21:15]	Kitkat	"Look, don't worry 'bout it; it's my nyight for food anyways. I myean, if myou WANNA help, myou can, but myou'll still have to cook on nyour nyight when it comes."
[21:15]	Kitkat	"Colonel Wally likes his rules; everything's gotta be fair."
[21:16]	Liu	"Don't worry, I can cook,"
[21:16]	Liu	assures with a smile, putting her hands on her hips, and not-so-discreetly adjusting her pants again.
[21:16]	Ai`	"I will help."
[21:16]	Ai`	declares.
[21:17]	Kitkat	notices the pants-adjusting.
[21:17]	Kitkat	"Oh, did I nyot cut the hole low enough?"
[21:18]	Liu	makes a line across each leg, just below the crotch, then a line across the inseam with her fingers
[21:18]	Liu	"Should have cut it here."
[21:19]	Kitkat	leans down and follows the lines of Liu's fingers, then lowers her eyebrows.
[21:19]	Kitkat	"Well, myeah, but those would be hotpants."
[21:20]	Kitkat	"And, like, against regulation, and stuff."
[21:21]	Ai`	"Hotpants?"
[21:22]	Kitkat	keeps looking at Liu, but thumbs over towards Ai.
[21:22]	Kitkat	"Is she going to keep being like this?"
[21:23]	Liu	shrugs
[21:23]	Liu	"Why can't they just let me wear a skirt,"
[21:23]	Liu	grumbles
[21:24]	Kitkat	busies herself taking out some cooking supplies from the cupboards.
[21:25]	Kitkat	"Well, I myean, nyou're the first girl that complained about it. I don't really myind myself!"
[21:26]	Kitkat	grabs the end of her tail and compares it to Liu's for kicks, even though she knows what she'll find.
[21:26]	Kitkat	"But, nyeah, guess yours is a lot heavier than myine~"
[21:26]	Ai`	stands near Kat, waiting.
[21:26]	Ai`	"Instructions?"
[21:27]	Liu	"Of course! A dragons tail can carve a path through the earth itself. That's where rivers come from,"
[21:27]	Liu	declares proudly, puffing out her chest
[21:28]	Kitkat	pokes at Liu's chest with a clawed finger.
[21:30]	Kitkat	[It's not very effective...]
[21:30]	Ai`	picks up several of the food items and analyzes them while Kat is distracted.
[21:30]	Liu	deigns not to notice it. A bra did come with the uniform, which she doesn't feel like complaining about, at least.
[21:31]	Kitkat	frowns; that usually works. Cat claws are pokey, after all!
[21:35]	Ai`	takes microscopic samples and scans everything, constructing what a "meal" means. Shortly, she announces:
[21:35]	Ai`	"This is not enough biomass."
[21:36]	Kitkat	["Not enough biomass" includes a can of cream of mushroom soup, a bag of rice, and various spices.]
[21:37]	Kitkat	"Wha? Oh, well duh, I got distracted, Silver!"
[21:37]	Liu	"Sumi,"
[21:37]	Liu	corrects
[21:37]	Kitkat	"Sumi?"
[21:39]	Ai`	"She uses 'Sumi' as my name."
[21:39]	Liu	"It's a good name!"
[21:42]	Kitkat	"It's... okay, I guess?"
[21:42]	Liu	"...I can't stand these anymore..."
[21:42]	Kitkat	"I like Kitkat better~"
[21:42]	Liu	grumbles, unbuttoning her pants, and begins to wriggle out of them
[21:43]	Ai`	watches with her everlasting curiosity.
[21:43]	Jonah	is right there, jaws dropped and totally surprised. frozen in the middle of the act of hey-what-are-you-guys-doing.
[21:43]	Jonah	"..."
[21:46]	Liu	"Much better,"
[21:46]	Liu	sighs, kicking off the garment, wiggling her tail, and giving the entire room a show of her frilly white underpants.
[21:47]	Ai`	scans.
[21:47]	Kitkat	hisses a little in uncertainty.
[21:47]	Jonah	got hit by the flying pants. he is frozen still.
[21:47]	Kitkat	"Sssss, hey nyow, if the Colonel comes in here, nyou knyow...?"
[21:48]	Liu	freezes, biting her thumbnail
[21:48]	Ai`	"Hello."
[21:48]	Liu	"...I'll... I'll work it out somehow!"
[21:48]	Liu	declares brightly
[21:48]	Ai`	looks to and addresses Jonah, oblivious to the consequences.
[21:49]	Kitkat	"Myou could just, like, ASK him if nyour uniform could be a skirt?"
[21:49]	Jonah	"why do you always have at least one less garments than the rest of the crew somehow?"
[21:49]	Kitkat	"I mean, nyeah, we're all chicks here, but... seriously?"
[21:49]	Kitkat	turns her head. Oh.
[21:50]	Liu	spins at Jonah's voice
[21:50]	Liu	"...You,"
[21:50]	Liu	hisses, eyes wide, pupils contracted to narrow slits
[21:50]	Kitkat	"Woah, woah woah woah, guy alert!"
[21:50]	Jonah	preemptively dodge for his safetyl
[21:51]	Kitkat	sprints over in Jonah's direction, making sure no men are allowed to see this girl-ness!
[21:52]	Liu	digs in her heels, and makes a flying tackle towards Jonah
[21:53]	Ai`	takes notes on the situation at hand.
[21:55]	Liu	blows past Kat, slamming into Jonah and knocking him to the floor, hands on either side of his head, sitting on his chest.
[21:55]	Liu	"Forget everything."
[21:55]	Ai`	puts down the cooking supplies and follows the turmoil.
[21:56]	Kitkat	just sort of slides almost, but not quite, into Ai.
[21:56]	Jonah	hurgleblurgle'd
[21:56]	Kitkat	"Woah, hello!"
[21:57]	Liu	uses her legs, squeezing his head with her thighs. It's... quite a heavy pressure, and quite the direct view
[21:58]	Kitkat	shakes Ai's hand, since she's this close anyways.
[21:58]	Jonah	's scream is muffled by thighflesh.
[21:59]	Kitkat	"Hi; m'names' Kaitlyn Katrin, but it'd be cool if nyou call me Kitkat!"
[21:59]	Kitkat	[As if Ai didn't already know this]
[21:59]	Ai`	looks to a Kitkat for a short, confused moment, but completes the handshake.
[22:00]	Ai`	"I am 'Ai'. I did not know your full name before. Would you like to know my full designation?"
[22:02]	Jonah	tries to unfuck the situation by poking her sides.
[22:03]	Kitkat	"Ehh... Nyah. Myabye later."
[22:03]	Liu	squirms. The pressure halts, but doesn't go away
[22:04]	Kitkat	looks behind her shoulder at the two loverbirds. Too bad her college years weren't anything even remotely like that. What with being a cat and all.
[22:05]	Kitkat	"Wanna learn how to myake tater-tot casserole?"
[22:05]	Jonah	legs flails around a bit. WTB Oxygen 1g pm pls.
[22:05]	Ai`	"Yes."
[22:06]	Liu	doesn't let up, and, seizing the opportunity, grabs the back of his head,forcing his face deeper, to make him pass out faster.
[22:06]	Ai`	prepares to go with Kitkat, but...
[22:06]	Ai`	"Does Jonah require assistance?"
[22:07]	Jonah	doesn't know how to sign 'yesplz' but he tries anyway
[22:08]	Ai`	momentarily watches Jonah for additional signs of distress.
[22:08]	Kitkat	looks at the situation a second time, and massages her chin.
[22:08]	Kitkat	"Hey, Joe, you doing okay down there with your girlfriend? She letting you breathe?"
[22:09]	Liu	"Just... a little... more..."
[22:09]	Liu	grunts, trying to suffocate him before he can reply
[22:10]	Jonah	bangs his fist against the ground. oh fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
[22:10]	Kitkat	turns to Ai, looking a little worried.
[22:11]	Ai`	"Assistance is needed."
[22:11]	Ai`	steps up to Liu.
[22:11]	Ai`	"Please stop."
[22:11]	Liu	"...Why...?"
[22:11]	Liu	grunts, remaining focused
[22:11]	Ai`	"We must cook."
[22:12]	Ai`	retrieves Liu's pants and offers them.
[22:12]	Kitkat	approaches the bundle of folks and takes a better look at Liu's thighs... Oh, dang...
[22:12]	Liu	"I'll be ready in just... a minute..."
[22:12]	Kitkat	"Umm, Liu... He's, not... Is he breathing?"
[22:13]	Liu	"Not... if this works!"
[22:13]	Ai`	's tone turns a shade harsher.
[22:13]	Ai`	"That is lethal. Please stop."
[22:14]	Jonah	thrashes around some more. this is bad aaaaaaaagh
[22:14]	Kitkat	suddenly grabs at Liu's bare thighs with pointy sharp claws!
[22:14]	Kitkat	"Hiyah!"
[22:15]	Liu	deflates slightly, her tail dropping limply. Just before she can reply, she yelps, kicking off as her legs are scratched
[22:15]	Liu	"Ow!"
[22:17]	Kitkat	"Boyfriend! Boyfriend, nyou all right?!"
[22:18]	Kitkat	helps get Jonah sitting upright.
[22:19]	Jonah	"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
[22:19]	Jonah	gasps
[22:19]	Ai`	drops Liu's pants on her, turning to Jonah.
[22:19]	Jonah	"oh god the sweet mother of oxygen!"
[22:19]	Ai`	"Are you alright?"
[22:20]	Liu	bites her lip as she looks at the mark on her leg, squeezing it, brushing it, and generally fretting
[22:20]	Jonah	"almost got killed be a friendlies, but otherwise okay.
[22:20]	Jonah	seriously, woman, keep your shit together!"
[22:20]	Liu	"Hey!"
[22:21]	Liu	growls, turning to kat
[22:21]	Liu	"What are you gonna do if this leaves a mark?!"
[22:21]	Jonah	have less patience than usual. He got hit by a stream of bad luck lately.
[22:21]	Liu	points prominently to the scratch, tail flicking anxiously
[22:21]	Kitkat	crosses her arms and glares at Liu.
[22:21]	Liu	glares back
[22:21]	Kitkat	"Hey, what were NYOU gonna do if nyou killed him?!"
[22:22]	Kitkat	"It's his first day!"
[22:22]	Kitkat	"I myean, come ON!"
[22:22]	Liu	"I was gonna stop as soon as he passed out! He wouldn't die from that!"
[22:22]	Ai`	notes this vulnerability.
[22:22]	Kitkat	"It's underwear, for Christ's sake!"
[22:22]	Ai`	"Hostilities are not desired."
[22:23]	Kitkat	"I was just gonna, like, cover his eyes or something!"
[22:23]	Jonah	"if you do that shit again, I don't care if you are a woman or whatever but I am seriously gonna beat the shit out of you!"
[22:23]	Jonah	growls.
[22:24]	Liu	"He's in the military, he should be able to take a hit like that!"
[22:24]	Liu	counters, but her tone is faltering
[22:24]	Kitkat	points to Jonah.
[22:24]	Kitkat	"Human."
[22:24]	Kitkat	points to Liu.
[22:24]	Jonah	go sit in a corner chair, grabbing something to drink.
[22:24]	Kitkat	"DRAGON."
[22:24]	Ai`	tries to mediate.
[22:24]	Ai`	"We must cook."
[22:25]	Kitkat	"Ny-Nyeah, nyeah... We should, do that... Before the boss-man finds out."
[22:26]	Liu	grumbles aimlessly, putting oh her pants aggressively.
[22:26]	Ai`	"We also need more biomass."
[22:27]	Jonah	is taking in his sweet sweet oxygen.
[22:29]	Ai`	strolls over to the kitchen again and searches the cabinets for additional food. She begins removing items indiscriminately.
[22:30]	Kitkat	"Nyo, nyo, stop, kid, just stop."
[22:30]	Jonah	"so what are you people doing?"
[22:30]	Kitkat	holds Ai's hands still before she makes a mess.
[22:30]	Liu	scans the fridge, settling on the milk, and pours a glass of it.
[22:30]	Jonah	asks after stabilizing his breathe.
[22:30]	Kitkat	"Makin' dinner!"
[22:30]	Kitkat	"Sorta!"
[22:31]	Liu	chews her lip, looking contemplatively at the glass, but not drinking.
[22:31]	Ai`	halts after Kitkat stops her.
[22:31]	Jonah	"huh. I bet she has to get naked in order to cook something."
[22:31]	Jonah	snaps at Liu.
[22:31]	Ai`	"Instructions? I lack knowledge."
[22:31]	Liu	flinches
[22:31]	Jonah	"being exhibitionist she is."
[22:32]	Liu	sets her shoulders, and stalks over to Jonah
[22:32]	Kitkat	"Hey, kids, stop fighting myou two!"
[22:32]	Kitkat	runs in between their lines of sight before something starts again.
[22:32]	Liu	"Here,"
[22:32]	Liu	holds out the glass, around Kat.
[22:33]	Liu	"...sorry."
[22:34]	Jonah	"...?"
[22:34]	Jonah	totally did not expect that.
[22:34]	Jonah	"uh, thanks?"
[22:34]	Jonah	take it.
[22:35]	Liu	turns sharply and walks to the other side of the room, looking for anything to busy herself with that doesn't involve looking in his direction.