oprah

It was a quiet night in the Toribash IRC. Everyone was minding their own business, with their own friends, in their own channels. The night breeze was scented by the occasional connect/disconnect messages of people passing by #outside. I was hanging out at #TLL as usual, where the atmosphere was no different. Time went by and no one uttered a word, even sans was silent compared to his usual meme-like behavior. Then all of a sudden, I noticed a different kind of breeze fill the room. Someone had entered our lair, someone who has never went past the doorstep before. He spoke. I couldn't hear what he said from the sound of Pv2Caribou kicking this man out of our HQ. But before he left, I noticed he had taken something with him. It was my good friend, Viddah. I was curious to what business he has with this mysterious man who goes by the name "opraaa", so I decided to follow them. Viddah took him to his humble Serbian Burek MANSION, located somewhere in the rural areas of Toribash IRC. Everything seemed normal at first, they were talking, eating bureks, opraaa occasionally canceled a bet or two, nothing out of the ordinary. But then, suddenly, he swiftly muted Viddah and queried something into his ear. I couldn't overhear what he was saying, but after that Viddah attempted to regain control of his channel, but to no avail. I still couldn't hear what they were querying, but I could tell that Viddah was distressed. The tension in the room grew noticeably as Viddah was planning his next move, then opraaa spoke. I heard him say something about his PP, which could have only lead to no good. Suddenly the air was filled with the smell of lust, passion, sweat and other bodily fluids. Emote commands were flying everywhere. The look on opraaa's face was filled with indescribable joy, as Viddah sent all caps messages as a result to a mixture of pain and pleasure.

In conclusion, it was not powers that Kyure abused, it was Viddah. Hampa bless his tortured soul.