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  1. https://youtu.be/H-CGWrV3oQ0
  2. Instrumental- https://youtu.be/5OiqdSZNqZ4
  3.  
  4. (narrator) Meet tim, forty nine years old.
  5. Fed up with life and the way things are going,
  6. he decides to rob the fans of a dead ip
  7. ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
  8. But on his way in to e3, he has a sudden change of heart.
  9. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
  10. ("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")
  11.  
  12. (/v/) Alright, stop! (Huh?)
  13. Now before you walk in the door of this dealers floor
  14. and try to get money from the poor
  15. You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
  16. I'm your motherfuckin conscience
  17.  
  18. (Todd Howard) That's nonsense!
  19. Go in and lie the audience and start a kickstarter gig
  20. then run to twitter, and take some more of your shitty pics
  21. after a couple months delay the game
  22. you’ll be called thief for days, but after a couple more the hate will go away.
  23.  
  24. (/v/) Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
  25. The whole internet knows you and they'll expose you
  26. Think about it before you start to collect bills
  27. Look at this IP, it deader than silent hills
  28.  
  29. (Todd) Fuck that! Do that shit! Loot those dicks!
  30. Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
  31. you care if an IP dies? Are you a bitch?
  32. you really think they give a fuck if psychonauts Lives?
  33. (/v/) Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
  34. Not over this shit (Stop!) actually sell it(I will!)
  35. Don't even listen to Todd yo, he's bad for you
  36. (You know what /v/ I don't like your attitude ..)
  37.  
  38. (narrator) Meet Konami, forty-seven years old. ("Give me your money!")
  39. After releasing the new game in the Metal Gear series,
  40. they fire long time series detector hideo kojima.
  41. Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Survive!")
  42.  
  43. (Todd) listen to me, now that you dropped that chink
  44. and are making patchinko machines,
  45. Go ahead and drop the trailer for your spin-off with zombies
  46. Now all you gotta do is post on reddit and get the upvotes.
  47.  
  48. (/v/) (Yo! The Last of us is only three years old
  49. You shouldn't copy the game, it’s Only a 7/10)
  50.  
  51. (Todd) Yo, they made it twice.. Might as well make it again? (Uh huh!)
  52. just pay ign a cool MIL and then they’ll tell a friend
  53. Polygon will pick it up, record shit gameplay and hit send
  54.  
  55. (/v/) (Man, don’t you remember you’re other IP silent hill?)
  56.  
  57. (Todd) No, but I seen the spinoff by wayforward technologies!
  58.  
  59. (/v/) (Shit, you wanna another series to fail?)
  60.  
  61. (Todd) Man fuck that, rob these fags and bail ..
  62. (Narrator)Meet Sean, a twenty-five year old game designer
  63. After releasing his new game no man’s sky
  64. he goes to the news feed of his twitter
  65. to find his fans in a fury over accusations of lies.
  66. ("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
  67. ("sean!!")
  68. (/v/)Alright calm down, relax, start breathin
  69.  
  70. (Todd) Fuck that you just got called out for lying
  71. While you at work they’re on the internet jerking off?!
  72. FUCK Making free dlc , RIP THESE MOTHERFUCkERS OFF!!!
  73.  
  74. (/v/)Wait! What There’s An expansion for this shit?
  75.  
  76. (Todd) (I don’t know? You tripped? Fell? Landed on a new planet?!)
  77.  
  78. (/v/)Fuck off Todd, don’t listen to him Sean.
  79. think about integrity before you lead us on.
  80.  
  81. (Todd) Okay! Thought about it, still wanna make it?
  82. Fool all the players, get their wallets and kidnap it?
  83. That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
  84. You gonna Listen to a board who shills this hard??!
  85.  
  86. (/v/) What'chu say?
  87. (Todd) (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
  88. (/v/) I'ma kill you motherfucker!
  89. (Todd) Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
  90. Mr. V? Mr. Dark souls 3?
  91. Mr.PC “look how many people are playing stillborn on steam!”
  92. How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to make up content?
  93. (/v/) Cause he don't need to go the same route that you went
  94. Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
  95. What am I sayin? I’ll just pirate it anyway, where's the bay at?
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