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- Instrumental- https://youtu.be/5OiqdSZNqZ4
- (narrator) Meet tim, forty nine years old.
- Fed up with life and the way things are going,
- he decides to rob the fans of a dead ip
- ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
- But on his way in to e3, he has a sudden change of heart.
- And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
- ("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")
- (/v/) Alright, stop! (Huh?)
- Now before you walk in the door of this dealers floor
- and try to get money from the poor
- You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
- I'm your motherfuckin conscience
- (Todd Howard) That's nonsense!
- Go in and lie the audience and start a kickstarter gig
- then run to twitter, and take some more of your shitty pics
- after a couple months delay the game
- you’ll be called thief for days, but after a couple more the hate will go away.
- (/v/) Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
- The whole internet knows you and they'll expose you
- Think about it before you start to collect bills
- Look at this IP, it deader than silent hills
- (Todd) Fuck that! Do that shit! Loot those dicks!
- Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
- you care if an IP dies? Are you a bitch?
- you really think they give a fuck if psychonauts Lives?
- (/v/) Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
- Not over this shit (Stop!) actually sell it(I will!)
- Don't even listen to Todd yo, he's bad for you
- (You know what /v/ I don't like your attitude ..)
- (narrator) Meet Konami, forty-seven years old. ("Give me your money!")
- After releasing the new game in the Metal Gear series,
- they fire long time series detector hideo kojima.
- Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Survive!")
- (Todd) listen to me, now that you dropped that chink
- and are making patchinko machines,
- Go ahead and drop the trailer for your spin-off with zombies
- Now all you gotta do is post on reddit and get the upvotes.
- (/v/) (Yo! The Last of us is only three years old
- You shouldn't copy the game, it’s Only a 7/10)
- (Todd) Yo, they made it twice.. Might as well make it again? (Uh huh!)
- just pay ign a cool MIL and then they’ll tell a friend
- Polygon will pick it up, record shit gameplay and hit send
- (/v/) (Man, don’t you remember you’re other IP silent hill?)
- (Todd) No, but I seen the spinoff by wayforward technologies!
- (/v/) (Shit, you wanna another series to fail?)
- (Todd) Man fuck that, rob these fags and bail ..
- (Narrator)Meet Sean, a twenty-five year old game designer
- After releasing his new game no man’s sky
- he goes to the news feed of his twitter
- to find his fans in a fury over accusations of lies.
- ("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
- ("sean!!")
- (/v/)Alright calm down, relax, start breathin
- (Todd) Fuck that you just got called out for lying
- While you at work they’re on the internet jerking off?!
- FUCK Making free dlc , RIP THESE MOTHERFUCkERS OFF!!!
- (/v/)Wait! What There’s An expansion for this shit?
- (Todd) (I don’t know? You tripped? Fell? Landed on a new planet?!)
- (/v/)Fuck off Todd, don’t listen to him Sean.
- think about integrity before you lead us on.
- (Todd) Okay! Thought about it, still wanna make it?
- Fool all the players, get their wallets and kidnap it?
- That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
- You gonna Listen to a board who shills this hard??!
- (/v/) What'chu say?
- (Todd) (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
- (/v/) I'ma kill you motherfucker!
- (Todd) Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
- Mr. V? Mr. Dark souls 3?
- Mr.PC “look how many people are playing stillborn on steam!”
- How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to make up content?
- (/v/) Cause he don't need to go the same route that you went
- Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
- What am I sayin? I’ll just pirate it anyway, where's the bay at?
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