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- >And your life was hell.
- >Oh sure, you think "How can being a lamp be hell?"
- >Sure you have no way of moving, but it's just a lamp, right? Turn on, turn off, get new bulb, whatever.
- >But it's not that simple.
- >Your owner is Fluttershy, or as you've come to know her, Sluttershy.
- >Bitch brought in AT LEAST three dudes a week and fucking boned in the middle of the living room.
- >Last week Big Macintosh came on you and you almost grew a mouth just so you could scream.
- >Today was her "in between" day, the day where she didn't bring anyone in.
- >Or so you thought.
- >Sluttershy skanked down the stares and looked at you.
- >"Oh...that'll work nice~" she says.
- >Jesuschristwhat.
- >Sluttershy grabs you and fondles your thin base a bit before taking you upstairs.
- >You were Anon. The lamp.
- >And your life was hell.
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