Redditor signing in!This video is FAKE. True redditors like me will notice that this so called 'giraffe' has two legs, and it is speaking English. As a proud visitor of r/nudegiraffe I know a lot about giraffes, and I can confirm the fact that giraffes have four legs.Still don't believe me? Giraffes are not able to balance themselves on those ski's like that. Checkmate.Redditors, I'd say we downlike this post until it gets buried. We don't want the owner of this video to trick redditors that don't know about the giraffe.- Animae Otakus, gilded redditor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRPwMBAtfTY

Poor male, I know how he is feeling right now. I've been thrown on the ground several times by women after trying to assert dominance over them. The worst part is that all the strangers around you just laugh at you and disrespect you.I'll probably be hitting the gym soon and take some martial arts lessons from a few redditors so I can finally have enough power to take on a woman, as one of the most common dating tips that I have read is that you are supposed to be dominant and alpha male-ish... like the jocks that always take my potential wives.Anyway, if you are a woman reading this, please send me a message so I don't have to go through all of this. It doesn't matter how you look or how much money you have, as long as you are someone that is prepared to love me, I will do everything to make you happy. Please note that I prefer a woman who likes anime and is part of the official PC Master Race like me (I moderate r/pcmasterrace).- Animae Otakus, endeavouring to become a professional PC gamer since I was born.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXY4_9QRBmY

Yeah, it's all fun and games until a FEMALE shows this kind of behaviour...As an intelligent redditor (~ 158 IQ) I think females should also have the right to take their shirt off. As you can see, the female at 0:51 has the urge to take off her shirt, but then she realizes that women don't have the same rights as men, so she decides to just pull off a boring dance which resulted in an ''Epic Fail'' (meme).The announcer orders the cameraman (by saying: ''wait a second.. can we go back!?'') to switch back to the man, JUST so the camera is no longer on the poor woman.We all know the r/videos community includes more men than women, so it's not strange that this video was upboated. Men of reddit, this disgusts me. As a male feminist, I respect m'ladies and try my hardest to make them feel nice. If you are a female and feel limited by the male-dominated society, make sure to send me a PM for a date, I'll do anything to make you feel better, m'lady.- Animae Otakus, gilded redditor looking for a feminine companion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_tnQdHU7Vg

I hope for you that the few dollars you made from 10.000 redditors were worth getting your account taken down, because YouTube does not take animal abuse lightly. I already marked this video for the moderators of r/PETA, and I've written my own report ticket to the YouTube headquarters. Have a nice day, a dislike and of course a tip of my fedora, because I will always keep tipping, no matter how much this society disappoints me.- Animae Otakus, twice gilded for my posts on r/anime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsIqsVRyvc8

As an upcoming professional anime reviewer and competitive memer, I sadly have to share my thoughts about the fact that this anime was disappointing to say the least.~ CHARACTERS ~ While the characters were not simply horrible, I felt little to no connection towards them because the storyline does not let me develop any love or interest for them. The Man - The man is a hard worker and he knows that he can achieve the goals that he wants, as long as he puts enough effort into them. The man might not look very classy at first, but as a reviewer I looked closely and I can confirm that this male has a neckbeard, which is something that I appreciate when I watch anime like this.The Vagabond - The vagabond is portrayed as a braindead dog who only cares about food. I can confirm that I have watched several anime with dogs in it, and those dogs had a way higher level of intelligence than the vagabond of this anime. It's obvious that the creator of this anime is trying to make the population think that dogs are creatures with a low level of intelligence, which is certainly not true (confirmed by several other anime). The dog looks like he has been tortured lately. Seeing tortured dogs in anime makes children that watch it think that it's OK to torture poor dogs. Because this anime might create a false illusion of dogs being dumb bags of meat that you can beat just up whenever you want to, I have reported this video to the YouTube headquarters, and I have posted it to r/PETA for further investigation.~ STORY ~ The story was a Masterpiece, I have never seen a storyline THIS perfect. It shows that you can always achieve your goal. Keep up your motivation. You can do it. 7/10.~ ART/STYLE ~ While I understand that the creator of this anime has chosen for a low budget animation style, I have to say that I was still very disappointed by the art.- Animae Otakus, twice gilded for my posts on r/anime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k7rCTP-sOI

Could you fine ladies give me a private tour around reddit? 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EQUj14B2wU

Redditor and dating expert here!I can confirm that this man is telling nothing but pure lies! This video is just an excuse for the filthy thoughts that us men have when we look at other women. When we look at other women, all we do is imagine them without their clothes, and after that we imagine having sexual intercourse with them.There is only one exception out of all the men on the world: me. If you are a woman, please send me a private message and maybe we can hook up one day! I swear I'm not like these jocks, I won't even look at other women.. Please just give me a chance! It's not like I'm desperate, hehe, it's just that I want to make you happy!- Animae Otakus, twice gilded for my posts on r/anime!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlZsGpWJmos

I'm honestly just going to unsubscribe from r/videos, all you disgusting redditors do is upboat animal abuse. This video shows a cat being completely forced to open its mouth and take a big object inside of it, sickening zoophilia.Whatever, just going to report another video to the HeadQuarters of YouTube and r/PETA again. Have fun getting your account taken down.- Animae Otakus, twice gilded for my posts on r/anime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb7eNeH1Les

Duration of the video: 4 minutes and 20 seconds, this is a reference to the meme ''420 Blaze It''! As a competitive memer myself, I have of course given this video an upboat on both le reddit and youtube!- Animae Otakus, gilded redditor seeking for a real life anime girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkpokcdG2A8

Wow sir, that must have been really hard for you hearing that. I think your ''father'' did a good job finally confessing the facts. If you need any psychological assistance, I'm here for you. I have a Ph.D in Psychology.- Animae Otakus, moderator of r/psychology and twice gilded for my posts on r/ anime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-55SNRL63W8

If this was an anime, a brave warrior would have saved that dog out of its misery while screaming multiple Japanese sentences.Animal abuse is not funny. It is not a joke. Do not take this lightly, this video has been reported to the headquarters of YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNot4iC7K8s

When your IQ exceeds 155, like most atheists, you will notice that the dog does NOT assault the child with an invisible attack! Instead, the dog's sudden movement scares the child a lot, and the child's natural reaction is jump back but he accidentally trips and falls on the ground, causing him a lot of pain.Of course this is scripted by the one recording, but not by the child. The child did not deserve this. This video has been reported for intentional child abuse, have a nice day!- Animae Otakus, twice gilded on meme website ''reddit''
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrJ7X_op570

I'll take the time to quote a fellow atheist, one of the most intelligent people that currently wanders this planet.''Am I supposed to be impressed because he is handicapped? That's the problem with today's society, we give credit to people for doing things that anyone can do just because they have a disability. As an atheist I feel this goes against Darwin's theory of ''Survival of the Fittest''. Since I can, you know, walk without crutches, I'm therefore the fittest.''- John DelBasso, Gilded redditor, stage 3 atheist, 148 IQ.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqeVXbTQ8NA

I ''LOL'd'' (Laughed Out Loud, for the non-redditors out there)!It disgusts me how you harm the environment of innocent squirrels by biking through their territory. Do you think you are superior, just because you are a human?Before you leave your house again next time, finish some anime series about squirrels, they will teach you that squirrels are actually really intelligent and tactical animals. If you ask me, the squirrels did a good job setting up that trap! As a professional biker myself, I do not feel sorry for you at all.- Animae Otakus, twice gilded for my posts on r/anime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRm02v-HzIM

If any of you beautiful females are searching for a nice guy who will do everything to make you feel good: I'm always ready for a date. Send me a private message if you are interested. Please note that if you will date me I promise I will go to the gym to get a six-pack.- Animae Otakus, twice gilded for my posts on r/anime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b2-itXk_qA