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  1. [12:03:41 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): ok
  2. [12:03:48 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): its time for our
  3. [12:03:49 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): special guest
  4. [12:03:52 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): to come in the house
  5. [12:03:56 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): AYYYY
  6. [12:03:57 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): :)
  7. [12:04:02 AM] *** SirAmelio (SBBBH) added Forrest ***
  8. [12:04:03 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): My fave so far
  9. [12:04:07 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): AAAAAAAA
  10. [12:04:15 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): welcome bonk
  11. [12:04:16 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): aka forrest
  12. [12:04:21 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): MY FAVE EMBB4 PLAYER
  13. [12:04:25 AM] Forrest: hey guys
  14. [12:04:30 AM] Forrest: I was told that I can't join any alliances
  15. [12:04:35 AM] Forrest: so please DON'T add me to your alliances
  16. [12:04:39 AM] Forrest: I would TOTALLY hate it if you did
  17. [12:04:41 AM] killic33 (SBBB): Hello!
  18. [12:04:44 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): LMAO
  19. [12:04:45 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): KITTY
  20. [12:04:46 AM] Forrest: seriously, DO NOT add me yo your alliances
  21. [12:04:53 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): SirAmelio (SBBBH) - Today 8:04 PM
  22. > MY FAVE EMBB4 PLAYER
  23.  
  24. um excuse you?
  25. [12:04:54 AM] Forrest: I repeat, do NOT add me to ANY alliances
  26. [12:05:03 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): KITTTTTTTTTY
  27. [12:05:07 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): OHLOOKACAT
  28. [12:05:08 AM] Forrest: that bitch ally here too
  29. [12:05:13 AM] Forrest: where's my EMBB jury speech
  30. [12:05:15 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): MEOW :3
  31. [12:05:16 AM] Forrest: it's due at 9pm tomorrow
  32. [12:05:27 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): NOTICE ME SENPAI
  33. [12:05:32 AM] Forrest: hi olac
  34. [12:05:39 AM] Forrest: (listening)
  35. [12:05:40 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): Forrest - Today 8:05 PM
  36. > that bitch ally here too
  37.  
  38. LMAO
  39. [12:06:20 AM] Ally (SBBB): OMGO
  40. [12:06:20 AM] Ally (SBBB): OMG
  41. [12:06:28 AM] Forrest: ally where's my speech at
  42. [12:06:28 AM] Ally (SBBB): BONK
  43. [12:06:28 AM] Ally (SBBB): <3
  44. [12:06:31 AM] Forrest: hihi
  45. [12:06:33 AM] Ally (SBBB): omg i'm doing mine rn
  46. [12:06:38 AM] Forrest: okay can u send me urs
  47. [12:06:41 AM] Forrest: s oi can plagiralize it
  48. [12:06:44 AM] Forrest: ill just change the wording slightly
  49. [12:06:47 AM] N1ed (SBBB): omg its my draftee
  50. [12:06:49 AM] Ally (SBBB): no mine is going to be amazing
  51. [12:06:50 AM] Forrest: hi n1ed
  52. [12:06:51 AM] N1ed (SBBB): slay me
  53. [12:06:53 AM] Forrest: im sorry i failed u
  54. [12:06:53 AM] Forrest: <3
  55. [12:06:59 AM] N1ed (SBBB): u didnt fail me!!
  56. [12:07:03 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): Ally don't bully me in speech ;-;
  57. [12:07:04 AM] N1ed (SBBB): i had a good run
  58. [12:07:07 AM] N1ed (SBBB): and so did u
  59. [12:07:15 AM] Forrest: ;(
  60. [12:07:15 AM] Ally (SBBB): zee i'm literally going to be savage
  61. [12:07:17 AM] Ally (SBBB): get ready
  62. [12:07:18 AM] Forrest: this is so tragic.....
  63. [12:07:20 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): D:
  64. [12:07:21 AM] Forrest: n1ed....hold me.....
  65. [12:07:22 AM] Ally (SBBB): i'm using jessy's embb2 one as a model
  66. [12:07:24 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): (tmi)
  67. [12:07:28 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): AAAAAAAA
  68. [12:07:35 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): AAAAAAAA
  69. [12:07:41 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): I love N1ed
  70. [12:07:44 AM] Forrest: oh yeah, im not allowed to talk about the game
  71. [12:07:47 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): Wait I'm a host I can't be biased!
  72. [12:07:50 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): at all :'c
  73. [12:07:51 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): ?
  74. [12:07:52 AM] Forrest: so it would be 100% against the rules for me to encourage you guys to get ally out
  75. [12:07:59 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): LMAO
  76. [12:08:03 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): FORREST FLFJDNCBJDKRJF
  77. [12:08:04 AM] Forrest: so im not going to tell you to VOTE ALLY OUT AnD AVENGE ME
  78. [12:08:07 AM] Forrest: because that would be against the rules
  79. [12:08:10 AM] Ally (SBBB): BONK
  80. [12:08:10 AM] Forrest: so im nt gonna do that
  81. [12:08:10 AM] Ally (SBBB): OMG
  82. [12:08:11 AM] Ally (SBBB): HOSTS
  83. [12:08:12 AM] Ally (SBBB): KICK HIM
  84. [12:08:12 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): lmfao
  85. [12:08:12 AM] Forrest: cuz im a rule abider
  86. [12:08:13 AM] Forrest: LMFAO
  87. [12:08:19 AM] Ally (SBBB): I HATE BONK !!!
  88. [12:08:19 AM] Forrest: KICK ME OUT FOR WHAT
  89. [12:08:21 AM] Forrest: I DIDNT DO SHIT
  90. [12:08:22 AM] Forrest: FUCK YOU
  91. [12:08:27 AM] Ally (SBBB): I gave him so many rim jobs and he still attacks me
  92. [12:08:34 AM] Forrest: U AINT DO SHIT FOR ME
  93. [12:08:39 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): LOL
  94. [12:08:41 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): I love u bonk
  95. [12:08:44 AM] Ally (SBBB): bitch I can still taste ur nasty ass on my tongue
  96. [12:08:44 AM] Forrest: :D
  97. [12:08:49 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): mmmmm
  98. [12:08:54 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): LMAO
  99. [12:08:54 AM] Forrest: you are a VILE, VILE WOMAN
  100. [12:09:00 AM] Forrest: I AM PURE AND INNOCENT
  101. [12:09:01 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): don't put images in my head ally
  102. [12:09:09 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): YO
  103. [12:09:14 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): HOW TF DO I FIX MY LAPTOPB
  104. [12:09:23 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): how can you hate a face as cute as bonk's? :OO
  105. [12:09:25 AM] Forrest: okay whats wrong with it
  106. [12:09:30 AM] Forrest: aww thanks olac :')
  107. [12:09:46 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): Forrest show them your face
  108. [12:09:47 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): DO IT
  109. [12:10:14 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): OK GOOD JEWS
  110. [12:10:15 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): NEWS
  111. [12:10:25 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): MY LAPTOP IS FINE NOW
  112. [12:10:28 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): (highfive)
  113. [12:10:44 AM] Forrest: oka sure
  114. [12:10:46 AM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): Hello!!!!!!!!!!!
  115. [12:10:55 AM] Forrest: http://i.imgur.com/iyLEd4O.png
  116. [12:10:58 AM] Forrest: that's me as of a week ago or so
  117. [12:10:59 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): <3
  118. [12:11:11 AM] Forrest: [12:10 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH):
  119.  
  120. <<< MY LAPTOP IS FINE NOWyou're welcome
  121. [12:11:19 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): what the fuck
  122. [12:11:25 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): his face cured her laptop
  123. [12:11:27 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): it's a miracle
  124. [12:11:29 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): bonk ur hot no homo
  125. [12:11:31 AM] Forrest: no i used my voodoo magic
  126. [12:11:32 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): tfw no one tells me an attractive guest is coming in
  127. [12:11:34 AM] killic33 (SBBB): Y'all don't look half bad ('•o•)
  128. [12:11:35 AM] Forrest: thanks amelio, id date u too
  129. [12:11:37 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): and i'm in pajamas
  130. [12:11:37 AM] killic33 (SBBB): Amelio no
  131. [12:11:39 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): .......................................
  132. [12:11:40 AM] killic33 (SBBB): Full homo.
  133. [12:11:40 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): bonk you're hot
  134. [12:11:42 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): no homo
  135. [12:11:48 AM] killic33 (SBBB): Go big or go home
  136. [12:11:52 AM] Forrest: (blush)
  137. [12:11:59 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): new rule, when it's a smoking hot guest you have to WARN US
  138. [12:11:59 AM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): 11:11 pm Eastern make a wish!!!
  139. [12:12:01 AM] Forrest: is the twist that i get to stay in the big brother house
  140. [12:12:02 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS
  141. [12:12:02 AM] Forrest: can that be a twist
  142. [12:12:03 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): also bonk
  143. [12:12:08 AM] Forrest: im a judge now
  144. [12:12:10 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): we have a boom boom room
  145. [12:12:11 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): JUDGE ME
  146. [12:12:12 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): you may take use of it
  147. [12:12:14 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): oh my god
  148. [12:12:15 AM] Forrest: nice
  149. [12:12:18 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): I'm pretty sure you will be taking use of it
  150. [12:12:18 AM] killic33 (SBBB): Oh boy
  151. [12:12:22 AM] Forrest: jk im not, im pure and innocent
  152. [12:12:32 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): (angel)
  153. [12:12:41 AM] Forrest: if i was trapped on a desert island the 3 things id take with me are: my bible, my chastity belt, and my virginity
  154. [12:12:51 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): same
  155. [12:13:19 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): so you want to have your virginity taken?
  156. [12:13:24 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): is that what I'm reading?
  157. [12:13:26 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): HAYLEY
  158. [12:13:30 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): SET 'IM UP
  159. [12:16:04 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Hey it's the other hot guy
  160. [12:16:09 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Hey other hot guy
  161. [12:17:42 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): HAHA HE EVEN POSTED A PIC OF HIMSELF
  162. [12:18:12 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): omg LMAO
  163. [12:18:29 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): I didn't even have to scroll up to know this
  164. [12:18:36 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): I know all the hot guys on EM
  165. [12:18:42 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): (penguin)
  166. [12:18:48 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): thanks nikki for knowing me
  167. [12:18:54 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Ur welcome
  168. [12:18:55 AM] Zeezo (SBBBH): LOL
  169. [12:24:49 AM] Forrest: i feel objectified
  170. [12:25:00 AM] Forrest: are there strikes in this big brother game amelio
  171. [12:25:03 AM] Forrest: ur gonna need to start doling them out
  172. [12:25:04 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): we are all horny fucks
  173. [12:25:04 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): yes
  174. [12:25:08 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): ok
  175. [12:25:09 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): WTF WE DON'T GET STRIKES FOR BEING SLUTTY
  176. [12:25:15 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): everyone is getting strikes
  177. [12:25:17 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): bonk
  178. [12:25:17 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): NO
  179. [12:25:20 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): I OBJECT
  180. [12:25:26 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): do you want a fun activity?
  181. [12:26:21 AM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): What is fun?
  182. [12:26:30 AM] killic33 (SBBB): Sure.
  183. [12:26:30 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): this one is only for bonk sry
  184. [12:26:34 AM] killic33 (SBBB): oh rip nvm
  185. [12:26:53 AM] dooze (SBBB): oh hi forrest I dont really know you
  186. [12:27:10 AM] Forrest: hey
  187. [12:27:15 AM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): But he knows everything about us O.o
  188. [12:27:15 AM] Forrest: okay I am ready for my activity
  189. [12:27:16 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): ok bonk
  190. [12:27:20 AM] Forrest: when do i get to be HoH
  191. [12:27:36 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): bonk -- in addition to, according to you, having the biggest dick on EMBB4 do you think you also have the biggest dick on SBBB?
  192. [12:27:43 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): I wish I knew as many hot people as nikki ._.
  193. [12:27:45 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): LEWD
  194. [12:27:47 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): AMELIO
  195. [12:27:50 AM] Forrest: LMFAO
  196. [12:27:53 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): THINK OF THE CHILDREN
  197. [12:27:53 AM] Forrest: no doubt (smirk)
  198. [12:27:58 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): LOL
  199. [12:27:58 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): I know who has the biggest one
  200. [12:27:59 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): OK
  201. [12:28:00 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): it's not bonk
  202. [12:28:10 AM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): 😬😬😬
  203. [12:28:25 AM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): hello I have conveniently appeared
  204. [12:28:28 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): LMFA
  205. [12:28:28 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): O
  206. [12:28:30 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): IMCRYIN
  207. [12:28:33 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): LOL
  208. [12:28:35 AM] killic33 (SBBB): Hi Style
  209. [12:28:36 AM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): at the mention of dicks
  210. [12:28:38 AM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): HELLO
  211. [12:28:45 AM] Forrest: we were just about to get ours out william
  212. [12:28:47 AM] Forrest: its a party
  213. [12:29:01 AM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): ok but honestly you need to think of the children
  214. [12:29:15 AM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): Cover you eyes, Sammy!
  215. [12:29:22 AM] Forrest: yeah i was when i answered
  216. [12:29:25 AM] Forrest: those lil kid dicks aint got SHIT on me
  217. [12:29:31 AM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): O
  218. [12:29:45 AM] Forrest: hey man, im just a guest
  219. [12:29:48 AM] Forrest: i get asked a question
  220. [12:29:50 AM] Forrest: i give an answer
  221. [12:29:54 AM] Forrest: im a simple man
  222. [12:30:05 AM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): what's your spaghetti policy?
  223. [12:30:05 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): THE CHILD
  224. [12:30:06 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): REN
  225. [12:30:09 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  226. [12:30:31 AM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): oh wait you're the guest
  227. [12:30:43 AM] dooze (SBBB): lol
  228. [12:30:50 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): ok no more dick talk but It was a question I just HAD to ask him
  229. [12:30:57 AM] Forrest: ya i dont have to abide by your laws cuz im a guest
  230. [12:30:59 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): I'm going to bed now good night folks
  231. [12:31:03 AM] Forrest: its like when you visit another country's national parks
  232. [12:31:03 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): MEOW :3
  233. [12:31:05 AM] Forrest: u can just go buck wild
  234. [12:31:10 AM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): there is no diplomatic immunity here, BUB
  235. [12:31:17 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): good night amelio :33
  236. [12:31:19 AM] Forrest: i plea the fifth
  237. [12:31:37 AM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): i'm Canadian you're TRIGGERING me?????????????????????
  238. [12:31:43 AM] killic33 (SBBB): Nighty-o Amelio
  239. [12:31:52 AM] Forrest: good night melonchan
  240. [12:31:54 AM] Forrest: :]
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