(FR) Steel chairs can affect ponies too (A-)

>Day gotta pee
>It's happening, and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>The town's entire population of mares have all gone into estrus at once
>They managed to catch you in town square completely unaware
>That is... quite a lot of ponies
>The looks on their faces nearly scare the pants off you
>Had you not been in fear for your pony virginity, you -would- have lost your pants
"Now girls", you say backing up, "I'm sure we can discuss this in a civil manner."
>"Talk is cheap Anon," Pinkie shouts, "It's Pony time!'
"No Pinkie, no!" You shout back to her
>Just before they can strike, you notice a steel chair sitting on the ground
>This can't possibly work, but it's your only chance
>You grab the chair and hurl it into the air towards the group
>They all gasp and watch as it flies over them and lands on the ground just behind the group
>There's a moment of silence as they all just observe the chair curiously
>"I'm mad!"
>You don't know who said that, but they're all fighting each other now
>A town brawl has just broken out due to a steel chair
"Niggers," is all you can think to say
>You don't waste any more time as you book it back home
>Safe inside your domicile, you finally start breathing again
>That's when you look to your right and straight into two eyes you wish were not there
>"A-are really bad references your fetish Anon?"
"No Fluttershy, they aren't," you blurt out as you back away from her
>"That's too bad mister. It's pony time i-if that's okay with you."
>Fucking Fluttershy