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Fire Lookout anon w/ Rainbow Dash

Feb 11th, 2016
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  1. >be anon
  2. >just found a promising job opportunity in the paper
  3. >operating a fire tower in Yellowstone
  4. >you can already imagine the blissful peace and quiet
  5. >and the nature
  6. >ad gives a list of suggested equipment
  7. >hiking boots, gun, backpack... pegasus?
  8. "What in the hell?"
  9. >you decide to go with it
  10.  
  11. >be at pet store browsing the 'pony' section
  12. >nothing stands out
  13. >apart from one mare
  14. >the collar suggests that her name is Rainbow Dash
  15. >she looks dead inside
  16. >athletic and sturdy
  17. >the ad reccomends that your pony should have at least some experience with weather
  18. >Her cutie mark is of a raincloud with a rainbow bolt of lightning
  19. >actually her entire style is rainbow
  20. >both her mane and tail are dyed rainbow
  21. >its a shame that she is covered in so much grime
  22. >you call over a clerk and tell him that you have chosen her
  23. >holy fuck she's expensive
  24. >you walk out the door, leash in hand
  25. >you order her to climb into your pickup truck
  26. >silence
  27. >she sits there, looking out of the window
  28. >the reflection reveals thet she is crying
  29. >you reach out your hand to pat her on the head but she fails to acknowledge your presence
  30. >on the way home you stop at REI to get some gear
  31. >following the advertisement, you gather a cartful of supplies
  32. >you even bought some backpacking clothes
  33. >one of your most prized possessions is a polypropylene shirt with long sleeves
  34. >comfortable as fuck
  35. >you return to the truck
  36. >Rainbow Dash's ears perk up as you turn the ignition key
  37. >she doesnt seem to like being in a car
  38. "don't worry, we're almost home "
  39. >nothing
  40. "Can you even talk?" You snap
  41. >she finally speaks up
  42. >"s-sorry master, I assumed that you wanted me to not talk."
  43. >you were getting somewhere
  44. "Why would you think I would do that?"
  45. >"all of my previous masters requested so, so I assumed you would be the same"
  46. >some slave owners actually prefer that their ponies act like mindless pets
  47. >it never made much sense
  48. >you are now pulling into your driveway
  49. >on your limited funds you really could only afford a tiny shithole of a trailer
  50. >you don't even own the furniture
  51. >you turn off the ignition and got out of the truck, Dash following suit
  52. >it's getting late
  53. >damn its cold
  54. >you open your door and enter the trailer
  55. >only for the door to slam shut on the leash, trapping Rainbow Dash outside
  56. >those fucking springs
  57. >you let her in, this time holding it open
  58. "I am so sorry, I never meant to do that!"
  59. >you cry out
  60. >once inside you examine her
  61. >now you understand why she was so expensive
  62. >her muscles were well toned
  63. >she could outrun a racing dog. Hands down.
  64. >and her wings are in good shape too
  65. >Rainbow Dash was also dirty
  66. >her coat almost brown with dirt
  67. >her hair unkempt and full of knots
  68. >and that smell
  69. >they only wash their ponies once every two weeks according to a friend of yours who works at a similar pet store
  70. >it clearly shows
  71. >she smells like a mixture of sweat and dirt and something else rancid that you can't quite place
  72. >there is a silver lining
  73. >the pet store chain is widely known for their ethical treatment of merchandise, which you admire
  74. >but this doesnt mean she didn't escape mistreatment from her previous masters
  75. >you had to check
  76. >running your hands through her back, not finding anything.
  77. >you flip her over, maybe too hard
  78. >"gah" she cries
  79. "Sorry"
  80. >you scan her underside
  81. >feeling around the side of her barrel
  82. >Dash winced
  83. >you let up a little
  84. >it was a bruise
  85. "what happened here?"
  86. >"m-my second master. He k-kicked me for speaking" she replied shakily
  87. "Anything else?"
  88. >"my third master's fill- I mean daughter b-burned my leg with a m-metal stick"
  89. >probably a curling iron
  90. >fucking children
  91. >they think they are entitled to shit they don't deserve
  92. "Is that all?"
  93. She nods
  94. >this is where the real fun begins
  95. >it's bath time
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