fear and loathing in #hardball -- smoldering remains keepers

fear and loathing in #hardball 2015 season keeper list
hey guys emessiah aka sinicalypse aka your sad-sack commish here.  i was nagged to renew the league ASAP on super bowl sunday (feb 1st 2015) so i did that, and when i renewed the league i was lazy and didnt bother to mess with any draft dagtes even tho i should have set it up for late march and changed it from there. my excuse = i was busy watching the super bowl...  but hey, since everybody and their mom drafts in march up until the days/week b4 the season starts, i figured i could just deal with it a little bit later and we'd be all set.
WRONG!  unbeknownst to me yahoo had put in a default draft date of something ridiculously early like feb 7th, so i only now got to checking my IRC messages and seeing fandango say that the league was "all fucked up" --- i thought "whatever" and went to check it out and to my surprise i saw that i had a full team already.  what the fuck?!?!
so yeah idk if i can delete the league and re-start it, or idk if we just gotta make a new one and pick keepers from this.  but here's everyone's teams from last year for determining keepers in whatever league we end up in...

knuckleBALLIN - jose abreu, mookie betts, emilio bonifacio, byron buxton, jacoby ellsbury, alcides escobar, yan gomes, jason heyward, gregory polanco, aj pollock, mike trout, troy tulowitzki, kolten wong
pitching:  jake arrieta, dellin betances, zach britton, jared burton, wade davis, doug fister, ken giles, sonny gray, craig kimbrel, corey kluber, drew storen, alex wood

cicero rockstars - javier baez, rajai davis, corey dickerson, lucas duda, jason kipnis, andrew mccutchen, daniel murphy, yasiel puig, aramis ramirez, ben revere, wilin rosario, mark trumbo
pitching: cody allen, archie bradley, santiago casilla, steve cishek, gerrit cole, yu darvish, jose fernandez, latroy hawkins, felix hernandez, jenrry mejia, charlie morton, jake odorizzi, addison reed, yordano ventura

south bend shockers - arismendy alcantara, carlos beltran, josh donaldson, edwin encarnacion, curtis granderson, carlos gomez, adam jones, francisco lindor, devin mesoraco, marcell ozuna, jimmy rollins, pablo sandoval, carlos santana
pitching: homer bailey, madison bumgarner (defnite non-keeper per our league champ), dylan bundy, andrew cashner, tony cingrani, matt garza, jon gray, mike montgomery, jose quintana, trevor rosenthal, tyson ross, alfredo simon, aaron sanchez

Lepers Messiah: erick aybar, jose bautista, michael bradley, kole calhoun, bryce harper, james loney, joe mauer, justin morneau, brandon moss, mike napoli, jurickson profar, anthony rendon, kyle seager, kurt suzuki
pitching: chris archer, alex cobb, phil hughes, mike leake, jon lester, matt moore, garrett richards, tanner roark, sergio romo, james shields, rafael soriano

mr. whitefolks: nolan arenado, ryan braun, marlon byrd, melky cabrera, jason castro, ian desmond, billy hamilton, torii hunter, ian kinsler, david ortiz, wilson ramos, jorge soler, jayson werth
pitching: josh beckett, r.a. dickey, jason hammel, hiroki kuroda, jake mcgee, jake peavy, david price, francisco rodriguez, hector rondon, adam wainwright

sports thrower (?? oh its ragone): oswaldo arcia, miguel cabrera, freddie freeman, jj hardy, juan lagares, jonathan lucroy, jordy mercer, joc pederson, denard span, george springer, justin turner, kennys vargas, neil walker
pitchers: aroldis chapman, sean doolittle, greg holland, scott kazmir, mat latos, kris medlen (*fandango tears up a little*), alex meyer, chad qualls, kohl stewart, stephen strasburg, julio teheran

anal hershhiser: kris "babe" bryant, chris "spelled wrong" carter, nick castellanos, yoenis cespedes, jarrod dyson, yasmani grandal, alex guerrero, brock holt, leonys martin, j.d. martinez, victor martinez, brian mccann, wil myers, dustin PEDroia, hanley ramirez, oscar "whoops" taveras, joey votto, ben zobrist
pitchers: tyler clippard, ian kennedy, clayton kershaw, lance lynn, rick porcello, max scherzer, noah syndegaard, chris tillman

THE SILK ROAD: alexi amarista, lorenzo cain, carl crawford, nelson cruz, michael cuddyer, wilmer flores, todd frazier, paul goldschmidt, josh harrison, russell martin, logan morrison, steve pierce, hunter pence, brandon phillips, buster posey, danny santana
pitching: mike fiers, cole hamels, kyle hendricks, david robertson, jeff samardzija, masahiro tanaka, jordan zimmermann, jacob deGrom

nas: jose altuve, elvis andrus, nori aoki, xander bogaerts, matt carpenter, starlin castro, brett gardner, carlos gonzalez, michael morse, salvador perez, anthony rizzo
pitching: johnny cueto, danny farquhar, neftali feliz, gio gonzalez, matt harvey, hishashi iwakuma, josh johnson, dallas keuchel, kyle lohse, jean machi, mark melancon, fernando rodney, hyun-jin ryu, chris sale, jered weaver

urban shockers: robinson cano, shin-soo choo, brian dozier, evan gattis, adrian gonzalez, alex gordon, josh hamilton, matt holliday, eric hosmer, chris johnson, adam lind, evan longoria, jhonny peralta, alexei ramirez, mark teixeira
pitching: a.j. burnett, jason grilli, francisco liriano, jonathan papelbum, glen perkins, hector santiago, huston street, anibal sanchez

SNK Crushers:  Matt adams, brandon belt, charlie blackmon, adrian beltre, asdrubal cabrera, dee gordon, matt kemp, brett lawrie, manny machado, yadier molina, miguel sano, giancarlo stanton, justin upton, stephen vogt, christian yelich
pitching: danny duffy, zack greinke, casey janssen, shelby miller, mike minor, michael pineda, danny salazar, drew smyly, marcus stroman, michael wacha, taijuan walker, zack wheeler

Quik's Bangas! (the oldest team on IRC): lonnie chisenhall, coco crisp, chris davis, adam eaton, prince fielder, maikel franco, ryan howard, desmond jennings, howie kendrick, starling marte, miguel montero, albert pujols, jose reyes, chase utley, david wright (the last 4 players = 4 first round draft picks in 2011)
pitching: john axford, mark buehrle, bartolo colon, nathan eovaldi, dan haren, kenley jansen, joe nathan, joakim soria, jason vargas, justin verlander (nee upton), henderson alvarez (because of the dash/accent over the first A of alvarez he comes last alphabetically.  c'est la vie)