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- Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 01:30:53 No.3461531
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- >You're filled with mixed emotions
- >You guess that's how anyone would feel after they're forced to move out of their house of five years
- >Curse the disaster that caused this!
- >But at least you have a new home waiting for you in the same city
- >And you get to keep your job and all that jazz
- >But you'll no longer be in the walking distance of the local In-N-Out
- >You'll miss those delicious hamburgers
- >With all your stuff packed in the moving truck, though, you know it's time to go
- >Out of a sense of sentimentality though, you decided to get one last look at your backyard.
- >You always like it.
- >You enjoyed seeing the grass, the trees, the squirrels, the fluffy poni-
- >Wait.
- >You don't care for fluffy ponies
- >But there they are in your yard right now
- >You decide to go outside to get a better look at them
- >Taking a gaze, they're about around thirty in number.
- >A silver fluffy pony unicorn with a black mane trots up to you and puffs its cheeks
- >"Weave dis pwace, hooman! Bewong to hewd now!"
- >Eh... You might as well humor this smarty friend.
- Okay
- >You start to walk away
- >Suddenly the smarty friend trots up to you again
- >"Wai, weally? Nuu huwt smawty fwiend ow hewd?"
- Yeah, really. I have no idea what you'll all do to this place, but the back door is unlocked, so feel free to do whatever. I doubt this home will ever be used again.
- >The smarty friend looks at you, his eyes glittering in appreciation
- >"Ooooh, tank yuu nice hooman! Now hewd can wive out dweam!"
- >Okay you're getting a bit curious.
- What would that dream be?
- >The smarty friend is letting out a big smile
- >"Hewd gonna wite cowwabowative nowel! Teww stowies, ge' bess sewwews!"
- >...Da fuq.
- Well, good luck with that.
- >You leave.
- >A couple of months later, and the herd's dream came true.
- >A novel named "Balls of Sketties" is released, and instantly becomes a best seller.
- >It quickly gathers a massive fan following, and a movie adaption will be released next year, alongside a sequel and an audio reading done by Morgan Freeman.
- >You're not sure how all this happened, since the novel is an incoherent mess with no continuity and filled with grammar mistakes and misspellings
- >But at least the fluffies thanked you in the introduction section.
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