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  1. Ryuu Ga Waga Teki Go An Fuk Yo Self Kurau
  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRFHXMQP-QU (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from Mary Poppins)
  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SepdQNv_Bs (Karaoke)
  4.  
  5. [pre-skit. Not terrible important]
  6. (Winston, Spoken)
  7. We've got the enemy team on the ropes! And there's nothing they can say to change it!
  8.  
  9. (Tracer, spoken)
  10. Winston, Please! On the contrary, there's a word that might just do us in yet. Isn't that right, Roadhog?
  11.  
  12. (Roadhog)
  13. Hrrrrg
  14.  
  15. (Tracer, spoken)
  16. Right!
  17.  
  18. (Tracer/Chorus)
  19. It's Ry-uu ga wa-ga tek-i go-an fuk-yo-self Kur-au
  20. Never mind how hard it is to aim while playing Hanzo
  21. Just say this phrase and you'll have a Play of Game to show!
  22. Ryuu Ga Waga Teki Go An fuk Yo Self Kurau!
  23.  
  24. (Junkrat, with Bad Ozzy Accent to match Dick Van Dyke's)
  25. So I was cap-tur-in the base, me mates wuz close behind
  26. Me bombs and traps were all in place, and the day was nearly mine!
  27. But suddenly we heard a word, it filled us all with dread
  28. The worst ol' word I ever heard, we knew that we wuz dead!
  29.  
  30. (Chorus)
  31.  
  32. (Widowmaker)
  33. He'd snipe from all around the map,
  34. and sometimes even hit.
  35. At every point, I'd counter snipe
  36. Our team was running lit
  37.  
  38. (Reinhart)
  39. But when we're rushing with a bomb
  40. He'd come up from the rear
  41. He'd say his special word, and then
  42. Our hearts would choke with fear
  43.  
  44. (Chorus)
  45.  
  46. (Lucio, spoken)
  47. Of course, if he's dressed in a legendary skin it's "Ōkami yo waga teki wo kur-an-fuck-off," but given how rare that skin is that's not as important is it?
  48.  
  49. (Mei)
  50. Indubidaba-ree
  51.  
  52. (Mercy)
  53. So when you're out there getting rekt
  54. By Road hog or MacCree
  55. Just leave your ultimate to charge
  56. and you'll make MVP
  57.  
  58. (Winston)
  59. But I've got this to say, My boy,
  60. A warning yet to tell
  61. (erh, ahem, yes) There may be other players
  62. Who main hanzo as well.
  63. (Gets shot.)
  64. Oww... fucking hitbox. That was bullshit aim!
  65.  
  66. (chorus)
  67.  
  68. [Hanzo releases the dragons]
  69.  
  70. (All)
  71. Oh no!
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