Piss Poor Group 50

[16:21:09] Borealis is now known as Merciful_Devotion.
[16:25:53] Rabtar  when we last left our group they had just been run off by the fire ants they were trying to exterminate....
[16:26:33] Ragebrew brushed off some smoldering bits, before galloping over to the fuckoff huge ant. Dissection? Dissection!
[16:27:19] Spectre grumbles and takes to the air ".... Why dont i get payed for this stuff?"
[16:27:31] Merciful_Devotion winces a bit as she hops off the tank, still a bit sore after being set on fire.
[16:27:40] Elektron continues inspecting the damage the tank sustained in the fight, fretting over the damage to it's transmission
[16:27:48] Rabtar  the big ant is kinda squished...
[16:27:50] Ragebrew grumbled as there was nothing but mush. "I pay you in food, water, and equipment. Shush."
[16:28:40] Ragebrew looked to the hole in the ground. "Well, we thinned out the ranks a bit. But I figure we'll have to find mommy before we can call it a day."
[16:28:41] Spectre chuckles "I guess.... So are we heading down those holes? Or has this sated your desires?"
[16:29:09] Ragebrew just smiled with those nasty yellow teeth,w ithone shiny one. "Oh ya know this has just whetted my appetite."
[16:29:40] Ragebrew blinked a few times, before her eyes durped out. "Oooh yeeaaah... Fergot dis..."
[16:30:07] Spectre cants his head "..... UH huh..."
[16:30:52] Ragebrew scooped up Maw, petting the angry ball of fiery teef with a "Yer waaarm."
[16:31:17] Merciful_Devotion scratches her left leg slightly. "Ya know, I could've sworn that big ant was the queen... But then I'm no entomologist.
[16:32:29] Ragebrew shoved her head into the ant's abdomen, pulling out a weird cluster of organs. "Duuuh, nope. Dese be bug balls."
[16:32:55] <+Merciful_Devotion> "... Ya mean I could've fucked the damn thing?"
[16:33:21] <+Ragebrew> "
[16:33:28] <Spectre> "So... I guess we wait until Rage is no longer an idiot? I dont want to go down there with her like this"
[16:33:52] Ragebrew frowned "Eeenope. I are dumb, but still shoot good."
[16:34:06] <+Ragebrew> "Plus, no burn now!"
[16:34:39] <Spectre> "Uh huh..."
[16:35:12] <+Ragebrew> "No make me waste cinnamonony bug juice..."
[16:35:28] Merciful_Devotion shrugs. "Hey, I'm good with whatever's going to happen today."
[16:36:11] Spectre sighs "Alright... So I guess lets go inside?" he asks somehwat nervously, looking at the anthill in the distance
[16:36:34] <+Ragebrew> "Come!" She jittered over to the anthill, looking down into it with Omega at the ready. "Les' go!"
[16:36:44] Elektron gets out from under the tank, dusting himself off "It should hold together... for now. If something else hits it though its transmission could snap in two, and I don't think we could fix it.. not out here at least."
[16:37:03] <+Ragebrew> "Den leave! Too big for small hole."
[16:37:31] Spectre sighs and flies behind the fluffball "This is going to go horribly"
[16:37:41] Merciful_Devotion giggles. "I dunno, I have some experience with getting small holes to fit really big things."
[16:37:53] Merciful_Devotion trots after the other two.
[16:38:06] Elektron follows Ragebrew as well
[16:39:15] Spectre facehoofs at what Mercy just said
[16:39:25] Lostshot comes out after getting her flanks in her new armor "Hmm.. this fits strangely well."
[16:39:32] Ragebrew looked down the... pitch black hole, and grumbled, flicking out the Samareitan, flashing the light down the hole. "Dirty mare is dirty."
[16:40:19] Rabtar  Ragebrew flops into the hole, (giggity). Everything around her is dark because the GM don't like biolumineciant algae and fungus everwhere...
[16:40:50] Merciful_Devotion giggles some more. "And I'm gonna keep it that way."
[16:41:24] <+Ragebrew> "Merci, horn light." She waved the light side to side, moving into the cave slowly.
[16:41:51] Spectre heads inside as well, his eyes used to the darkness and tight spaces "If it were not for the threat of ants... I might feel at home"
[16:42:15] Lostshot follows Spectre into the hole and keeps her Battle Rifle out behind them and using her horn for light
[16:42:37] Spectre grumbles as the others use lights
[16:42:42] <Spectre> "Wimps"
[16:42:55] Ragebrew looked at Spectre crosseyed, and booped him "Shush, day sleeper."
[16:43:11] Merciful_Devotion focuses a second to bring up her light.
[16:43:58] Elektron breathes a slight sigh of relief with the new lights and pulls out his pistol
[16:44:45] Rabtar  Merciful_Devotion's flowery light.... illuminates a small area. Showing the group that they have four... three tunnels to go down, the fourth is unfinished and looks new...
[16:45:05] Ragebrew 's little ball of teef had dropped to the ground, bouncing around Rage's hooves, teef gnashing together.
[16:45:37] Ragebrew looked around the tunnels. "Duuh, it was da midda one!" And down she went, through the second of three tunnels."
[16:46:07] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Ugh... Ya know, I don't think that potion did anything actually worthwhile, Rage... Plus flowers aren't my thing."
[16:47:05] <Spectre> "Guess that decides it..." and the batpony follows. "Somepony mark whatever tunnels we go down just in case"
[16:47:41] Ragebrew thumped into the side of the tunnel while walking, leaving a gouge in the sand.
[16:48:22] Rabtar  Lostshot has light to
[16:48:46] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Well... That'll work. Better than my idea at least." She cautiously trots after Ragebrew
[16:49:18] Ragebrew durped her way down the middle tunnel, a little drool oozing around the handle of the Samareitan.
[16:49:27] <Spectre> "That works"
[16:51:51] Rabtar  Ragebrew stumbls into a worker ant as she rounds the next corner...
[16:52:03] Ragebrew durpahurped her way down the tunnel, coming face to face with ANT. "Duuuh" BOOM.
[16:52:49] <Spectre> "So much for the silent approach" he mutters, grabbing his blade in case omega failed
[16:55:02] Merciful_Devotion gives her saddle a quick adjustment. "At least we have enough firepower to deal with ants in these tunnels. I think... Don't actually take my word on that."
[16:55:42] Rabtar  the ant has a leg blown off! It flails but it is still alive....
[16:56:19] <+Ragebrew> "Bah." She reared back and dropped her huge hoof on the creature.
[16:56:43] Lostshot keeps following behind Specter closely and keeping an eye out behind them now and again.
[16:57:07] Spectre sighs and finishes it off
[16:57:12] Ragebrew grumbled as Spectre slice and diced the bug.
[16:57:16] Rabtar  it dies
[16:58:51] Ragebrew looked about slowly, before trotting to the north.
[16:59:28] Elektron follows behind Ragebrew
[17:00:06] Lostshot keeps close behind Specter always staying close to the group.
[17:00:55] Merciful_Devotion continues along with the group, idly humming softly to herself and shaking her hips in tune to her own song
[17:01:12] Spectre sighs and keeps walking, sword in mouth
[17:01:31] Rabtar  they stumble across two more workers and a warrior comes out of the darkness!
[17:07:10] Lostshot trots closer to the ants in the front of the group and raises her BR to fire three shots into the head of one ant.
[17:08:52] Rabtar  the ants head just explodes!
[17:11:06] Rabtar  the two remaining ants move up with an angry "SKREE!" and breath fire on the bunched up party!
[17:15:36] Spectre growls and moves over to the large fire ant and swings at its head, while trying to ignore the pain of BEING ON FIRE!
[17:18:54] Rabtar  the batpony cuts it's head into bacon bits!
[17:19:32] Ragebrew snarled as the flames licked torched through her fwuff, braids randomly popping out and smoldering as she BLAMMED the drone in the face with the Samareitan before popping a potion in Merci's mouth.
[17:21:18] Rabtar  this ant dies like a bitch too
[17:21:30] Rabtar the group burns
[17:21:38] Ragebrew rolls around on the floor to snuff the fire.
[17:21:41] Spectre proceeds too roll around as he tries to extinguish the flames
[17:21:56] Elektron lets out a little scream and drops the ground rolling
[17:22:50] Merciful_Devotion acks before potion is forced down her throat, trying to swallow so she can stopdroproll too.
[17:23:06] Lostshot stops drops and rolls getting herself unburnt! She just lays there for a while resting before she reloads "Unnng... I liked it better when only I could turn ponies into hotties...
[17:23:08] <Lostshot> "
[17:24:19] Ragebrew stood up, her fwuff rapidly regrowing, dropping bits of charred hair as it was replaced by fresh growth. "Ow..."
[17:24:22] Rabtar all the flails put the fires out!
[17:25:08] Merciful_Devotion shakes off the layer of char on her, grumbling. "Well this killed my flamethrower fantasy idea..."
[17:25:23] Elektron gets up, panting a little and prodding Ragebrew, "Could I get a potion please?"
[17:25:34] Lostshot gets up after a bit and goes to check the room the big ant came from
[17:25:38] Ragebrew grumbled and crammed a potion down Elektron's mouth as well.
[17:26:33] Spectre winces "Flamethrower..... What?!?!?" he just seems flabbergasted that is a thing
[17:27:12] Lostshot sees more tunnels and decides to check them out.. but not venture into them. Sure a look around the corner couldn't hurt anypony....
[17:27:24] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Yeah, don't ask if you're that surprised."
[17:28:33] Rabtar  Lostshot stumbles onto another ant, tripping as she tries to bring her weapon up. The ant "SKREES!" and breaths fire at her before she can react further...
[17:29:29] Lostshot EEPS and starts rolling back to the party like a bimbo putting her weapon away as she ROOOOOOOOLLLLS back to the group to put out the fire.
[17:30:16] Ragebrew looked around the room... Then heard SKREE FOOM EEEEP and facehooved.
[17:30:51] Rabtar  the ant pursues the intruder!
[17:32:32] Spectre darts forward and slices and dices
[17:32:55] Merciful_Devotion folds her ears back. "We don't have any aloe do we?"
[17:33:00] Rabtar  DECAPITATION!
[17:33:28] <Spectre> "How about we dont venture alone in the ant filled caves?"
[17:33:37] Lostshot pants and crawls over to Ragebrew hurt and holding up a hoof limply with a whimper. "I gotta boo boo"
[17:34:10] Ragebrew grumbled as she stumbled back to the group, looking at Lostshot before cramming a potion down HER mouth as well. "Stop gittin' 'urt!"
[17:34:27] Elektron follows up behind Ragebrew, "Any idea where to go next?"
[17:34:52] Rabtar  the group comes to another two way junction
[17:35:10] Ragebrew stumbles to left. Because left!
[17:35:14] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Hey, it's not my fault the ants breathe /FIRE/ for the goddesses' sake. They hit all of us at once."
[17:35:36] <Spectre> "Follow the idiot!"
[17:35:52] Lostshot gulps it down and gives Rage's hoof a nuzzle "Thanksies Ragey."
[17:36:07] Ragebrew gives Lostshot a quick squeeze of a hug.
[17:36:28] Rabtar  the left tunnel takes them back around to where they just were
[17:36:39] Ragebrew trotted into the room, turned around, and went right.
[17:37:05] <+Ragebrew> "Sped oot. No foom foom."
[17:37:09] Rabtar  right tunnel leads them to yet another two way tunnel
[17:38:31] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Should we flip a cap?" Mercy says as she steps back from the group, just keeping them in the limit of her light.
[17:38:46] Ragebrew goes north. Because north!
[17:38:59] <Spectre> "No, i doubt dumb dumb there would listen to whatever the result it" he replies, heading north
[17:39:15] <+Ragebrew> "Eeeeyup!"
[17:40:52] Rabtar  oh look they found even more ants! And they seem to be looking at Elektron
[17:41:15] Merciful_Devotion facehoofs before following. "Well so long as we're getting somepl-And of course there's more ants."
[17:42:16] Lostshot sees really big ants and meeps and pulls up her rifle shooting four shots, two shots at two different ants going for their antennas each time.
[17:47:36] Rabtar  the mare misses her first shots but blows the antenna off on the second, staggering it. It attacks its comrade once it regains it's balance! The two fight as the third moves up and breaths fire in Elektron's direction, Ragebrew getting caught in the flames...
[17:49:51] Rabtar  and both Elektron and Ragebrew are set on fire.... again
[17:50:50] <Spectre> Moar slice and dice! The batpony once again dashes forward to decapitate the bugs
[17:52:04] Ragebrew blinked as the flames washed over her, sighing as she dropped to the floor and rolled around like mad on the floor to smother the flames.
[17:52:31] Rabtar  the first ant is cut into bacon bits, the second is just cut in half.
[17:53:23] Ragebrew took a moment during her wild rolling to blast at the ant's head with Samareitan
[17:55:08] Rabtar  first shot hits it hard, stagering the ant while a second makes the thing explode! Painting the walls of the small tunnel with bug guts!
[17:56:33] Ragebrew stood back up, dusting herself off "Heh. Ah luv hyu dakka." She nuzzled the Samareitan before reloading it.
[17:56:39] <+Merciful_Devotion> "... Yuck."
[17:57:37] Rabtar  this small room has only a single tunnel leading out from it...
[17:57:45] Elektron drops to the ground and starts rolling... again
[17:58:54] Rabtar  Ragebrew can smell ants and rotting meat down this tunnel...
[17:59:28] Ragebrew sniffs the air a few times. "Duuuh, rot garden." And trot trot down the hall.
[18:00:41] Spectre follows yet again, sword in mouth
[18:00:49] Rabtar  it is a dump of sorts. Chard corpses critters, brahmin and possibly ponies are scattered about....
[18:01:39] Ragebrew looked around, and started sifting through the corpses, picking off burnt flesh here and there. "Oooo, shiny."
[18:01:46] Merciful_Devotion looks around. "Huh... I wonder if they swallow smaller things whole?"
[18:02:36] Spectre raises an eyebrow at the sight and approaches one of the piles, looking for shinies as well
[18:03:20] Rabtar  tucked off in the corner, partly buried, is a rusted mound of... something.... And oddly enough a safe, where did that come from?
[18:03:42] <+Ragebrew> "Dis rot garden. Eat gud bits, leave rest. Make rot. Eat rot."
[18:04:11] Lostshot cants her head to the side "Uh huh... ima just follow you Ragey.."
[18:04:29] Ragebrew trotted to the mound o' metal, picking it up. "Ooh, safe. Batbrain!" She pointed at the safe.
[18:04:48] Spectre blinks as he looks away from the pile "Batbrain? Seriously?"
[18:05:06] Merciful_Devotion giggles. "I kinda like it. Fits you."
[18:05:17] Rabtar  it... it's a suite of power armour! The helmet is caved in and one of the legs is mangled but it looks fixable!
[18:05:32] <Spectre> "Har har..."he mutters and gets to work on the safe
[18:06:18] Ragebrew blinked, looking at the armor for a moment. She eyed the helmet with a frown, before laying the armor out. All the drool.
[18:06:52] Lostshot blinks "Hmmm. Interesting for that to be here..." she looks for any BoS dog tags...
[18:07:08] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Hot damn, that's a nice find..."
[18:07:32] <Spectre> And click, it swings open
[18:09:32] Rabtar  inside the safe is a large revolver, a beat up plasma pistol and a few caps...
[18:10:21] <Spectre> "Why do ponies shove bottlecaps in these" he mutters looking the weapons over
[18:13:54] Elektron picks up the Plasma Pistol and ammunition
[18:14:21] <+Merciful_Devotion> "I dunno, but can I have that revolver if nopony else wants it?"
[18:14:35] Spectre shrugs "Its all pretty beat up"
[18:15:47] <+Merciful_Devotion> "I don't care, a good spit polish and some lube, and if it doesn't work I can still use it as a dildo."
[18:16:28] Spectre shakes his head "Uh huh"
[18:16:35] Ragebrew facehooved as she picked through the last bits of the corpses. "Fix later. Kill queen?"
[18:17:10] Ragebrew POWs herself right in the face.
[18:18:32] Lostshot gasps and squeezes Rage very tightly chanting Power Armor! over and over again.
[18:18:48] Ragebrew hugs the mare back.
[18:21:49] Rabtar  underneath the power armour is a very strange looking weapon with coils running up and down it's barrel.....
[18:22:10] Ragebrew picked up the weapon, looking at it for a moment "Da fuck is dis?"
[18:22:24] Spectre shrugs
[18:22:27] Lostshot looks at Rage "RAGE CARREFUL!"
[18:22:28] <Spectre> "Not something i use"
[18:22:50] <Lostshot> "Ragey.. I think it's a gauss rifle or carbine... Very strong.. "
[18:23:13] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Looks weird. But I like how shiny it is."
[18:23:27] Ragebrew blinked "Huh."
[18:24:37] <Lostshot> "Ragey do you have any clue how to shoot it? And you have strong guns. You still wan' it?"
[18:26:30] Merciful_Devotion looks around the cavern quick to see if there was any place left unpicked.
[18:26:54] <Lostshot> "Want Gauss weapon... Want gauss weapon... offers sex and BR as trade tribute..."
[18:27:58] <+Ragebrew> "Ya get PA. Could use good rifle."
[18:28:30] Spectre goes back to the tunnel entrance to keep an eye out for any ants while the party bickers
[18:29:54] Ragebrew slung the carbine over her back, pulling out a leather belt for a shoulder sling. "Yay, lethal at all range!" She danced a little before rejoining with Spectre.
[18:30:42] Lostshot giggles "Alright. Still fair." she laughs evilly at the Power Armor she got.
[18:31:33] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Can I still get in on the sex?"
[18:32:12] <+Ragebrew> "Later." She chuckled, looking down the hall with her light. "Kill da queen?"
[18:32:27] <Spectre> "Lead the way"
[18:32:37] <+Elektron> "I guess..."
[18:35:00] Ragebrew trots down the hall, her light waving back and forth as she looked around for a downhill area.
[18:36:11] Merciful_Devotion trots after Ragebrew, though she makes her way closer to Lostshot. "Hey, Long... Can I say something quick?"
[18:36:25] <Lostshot> "Sure what's up?"
[18:36:33] Ragebrew bristled, looking down at a bunch of ants. "Squishies!"
[18:36:44] Spectre hums and follows along, groaning as more ants show up
[18:37:04] Rabtar  the tunnel starts to slope downward slightly and guess what? More ants! The things almost seem to be coming out of the walls! And Elektron has a trio of warriors right on top of him!
[18:37:15] <+Merciful_Devotion> "... I'll tell you after all the ants are dead..."
[18:37:31] Elektron meeps as he takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque
[18:38:20] Rabtar  the three "SKREE!" as one and breath fire at Elektron!
[18:39:02] Rabtar  burn the little bragard does
[18:41:48] Elektron screams and falls to the ground in a smoldering heap
[18:45:21] Lostshot runs around to flank the ants at Elektron and shoots two shots into a single nearest ant!
[18:46:42] Rabtar  she hits it twice! Drawing the ants attention to her...
[18:47:53] Rabtar  another group move down the tunnel at Ragebrew! The lead ant breathing fire on Ragebrew
[18:52:16] Merciful_Devotion whips around and fires a burst from her HMG at the ants ahead of the group.
[18:54:50] Rabtar  the big ass bullets go over Elektron and splatter the ant all over the place
[18:55:01] Spectre zips on over to the group attacking Elektron and engages the remaining two
[18:56:28] Rabtar  the batpony finishes off the one Lostshot shot and kills the second without trouble...
[18:56:36] Ragebrew stared down the swarm of oncoming ants. She darted to the side, cramming a potion in Elektron's throat before darting back, becoming wall o' angry pony She pulled out a dose of buck, downing it as she readied herself for pain.
[18:59:23] Elektron staggers up, coughing up a storm before stumbling away to a corner to lay down
[19:00:08] Elektron also puts out the fire
[19:01:58] Rabtar  even more ants come from around the corner! Attacking Ragebrew with more FIRE!
[19:02:12] Ragebrew just weathers the blaze, like a boss.
[19:03:51] Lostshot runs back to the other place she just was and sees a whole bunch of ants! "HEY, only I can eat Ragebrew!" she growls and shoots off two rounds into the ants before reloading.
[19:04:35] Rabtar  the first shot hits but her weapon then jams!
[19:04:55] Lostshot grrrs and takes the clip out emptying the chamber unjamming the fucking weapon if she could.
[19:06:00] Rabtar  the ants move in closer and start biting at Ragebrew!
[19:08:01] Rabtar  and they bite her in the sides and body
[19:10:39] Ragebrew screams in mindless fury as the ants overwhelmed her, Samareitan blasting away at the larger ones, while Maw joined in the fight, gnashing anything with teef bigger than it in da teef!
[19:12:18] Rabtar  the ant explodes in a big fireball! Covering Ragebrew and the other ants in more fire!
[19:16:45] Rabtar  and Maw kills a few workers
[19:18:02] Merciful_Devotion whirls around to face the last warrior standing, taking careful aim and blasting it with her caster
[19:20:48] Rabtar  this ant dies to
[19:22:27] Spectre sees an opening in the group as the last warrior goes down and darts in, hoping over one of the ants and attacking the remaining 4 in a wide ark
[19:23:37] Rabtar  the first one dies but the others are fine
[19:24:49] Lostshot unjams her gun which was being strangely messy lately, she reloads and flips her gun up shooting two shots and a 3rd wild shot, one at all three of the ants heads!
[19:26:19] Rabtar  she misses most of her shots, but dose finish off one
[19:27:19] Rabtar  the one still on Ragebrew is still desperately trying to bite her!
[19:29:40] Rabtar  and the fwuffy mare is badly bitten once again
[19:35:31] Spectre attacks the final two ants
[19:35:47] Rabtar  and he kills the final two
[19:36:01] <Spectre> "Everypony ok?"
[19:36:32] Ragebrew sighs as the last ant drops to the ground, before falling herself and rolling around. Maw joined her! It was a game!
[19:36:35] Lostshot runs over to Elektron reloading and keeping her stuff in order before putting her things away and going to help Elektron.
[19:36:53] Merciful_Devotion looks over at Elektron. "Other than Elektron, I think we are. You got him Long?"
[19:37:11] Ragebrew was covered in burns and bleeding all over "Wooh! Drugs!"
[19:37:51] Ragebrew wraps Elektron in a pair of bandages, before using the last pair on herself.
[19:39:01] Lostshot helps Elektron where she can however she didn't have any healing things "Sorry, I have no med stuff.."
[19:39:42] Ragebrew shrugged "Done soon. Queen down." She turned around around stomped down the corridor, reloading Samareitan.
[19:40:05] Lostshot helps Elektron up and follows after Rage...
[19:40:27] Elektron shakily gets to his hooves, "Thanks..."
[19:43:28] Merciful_Devotion follows the group once more. "Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go!"
[19:45:26] Rabtar  a quick check of the remaining tunnels reveals that all the ants are dead.... and that there is a little toxic waste hidden in the corner. All that remains to do is check one last cave...
[19:51:11] Rabtar  they enter the next room finding yet another group of ants! The all "Skree!" and advance. Behind them a big, glowing, sharp toothed smile materializes behind them. Slowly the form of a very large, blue gecko shimmers in to exhistance. The large spins on her back glow brightly and she opens her mouth, obliterating all of the smaller ants before fading away with a giggle...
[19:51:49] Spectre blinks "So that happened"
[19:51:57] Merciful_Devotion blinks. Then rubs her eyes and blinks again. "What... The hell...?"
[19:51:57] Ragebrew blinked a few times as Amy blinked into existence for a moment "Dawww, dey grow up so fast."
[19:52:39] Elektron rubs his eyes, "Did... did everypony else see that? Or is the fire still getting to me?"
[19:53:16] Ragebrew grinned "Mah litle gem said hi!"
[19:53:18] <+Merciful_Devotion> "We saw it."
[19:53:44] Lostshot trots in with a whistle like nothing is wrong and immediately stops, turns around, and continues to make her way back in a single turn. She goes to Rage and pats her on the back "Um... I think this ones on you hun. I'll be right behind ya."
[19:54:44] Lostshot tries to wave to Amy as she disappears... more awkwardly then anything... and surprised...
[19:57:08] Spectre trots forward and injects himself with some buck and med x "LAdies first"
[19:58:06] Merciful_Devotion giggles. "You're a lady now, huh?"
[19:58:10] Rabtar  the fire ant queen comes stomping from around the corner "SKREEING!" loudly before it breaths a great gout of fire all over the intruders
[19:59:26] Ragebrew roared through the all encompassing blaze, Samareitan dropping to the ground as Omega came out of it's holster and barked three times at the huge creature. Maw quickly came charging down the hall, teef a lashing!
[19:59:33] Rabtar  and they burn!
[20:01:36] Rabtar  she hits it twice! But stumbles and accidentally shoots Spectre!
[20:03:04] <Spectre> "Son of a bitch!"
[20:03:34] Rabtar  and Maw gnaws on it's head!
[20:03:42] <+Ragebrew> "SORRY!"
[20:04:51] Elektron rushes around the corner and fires five shots at the queen with the Plasma Defender
[20:08:13] Rabtar  the queen goes down, melting into a big puddle of green goo from the nerds plasma pistol....
[20:08:42] Ragebrew blinked at the huge puddle of goop that was once the queen... And cried, falling to her knees and weeping "Nooooooo!"
[20:08:57] Spectre sighs "... Well i got drugged up for nothing" he mutters and sheathes the blade
[20:09:16] Lostshot drops and rolls AGAIN whimpering and panting on the ground. Once she was done 'relaxing' she gets up and checks her things to be reloaded and well before carefully going around the queen to check the lair...
[20:09:51] Merciful_Devotion blinks. "Well... fuck, remind me not to make you mad ever Elek-Ohwaitfirefuck!" She drops to the ground and rolls madly
[20:11:40] Spectre grumbles and after dousing the fire he heads outside to keep an eye o nthe tank and the surrounding area
[20:12:07] Ragebrew weeped silently as she smothered her flames before trotting about, harvesting all the bits from the ants inside the cave. Lot of good bits from this fight, even if she didn't get the glands...
[20:12:15] Lostshot follows Spectre "Hey um... I'll go with ya and help!"
[20:12:22] Elektron sighs and groans "Sorry Rage, didn't think she'd get melted by it..."
[20:12:37] Wirepony [[email protected]] joined the channel.
[20:12:38] ChanServ sets mode +ao Wirepony Wirepony
[20:13:05] Spectre shrugs
[20:13:17] Rabtar  the fwuffy mare gets a good amount of bits as she loots
[20:13:41] Lostshot trots side by side with Spectre "Hey um... I didn't get your name... and also super sorry about the fire incident meeting... super sorry..."
[20:13:55] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Finding all the good stuff Rage?"
[20:14:05] <Spectre> "Spectre" he replies bluntly
[20:16:01] Wirepony strokes the tank lovingly, caressing it's prow with wirey tendrils.
[20:16:07] <Lostshot> "I'm sorry Spectre. I'll make sure that stupidity I showed won't happen again. If there is anything you want or need for me to show you that we can be friends not enemies, I'd be glad to try and help. Were in a group so I'd rather not be pissed off at eachother.. and uh.. maybe off topic but I really like how your a batpony.." she giggles softly
[20:16:48] Rabtar  and they all see the Wirepony doing this as they crawl out of the ant tunnels...
[20:17:07] Lostshot blinks "Spectre... um... I don't think that's so good..."
[20:17:08] Ragebrew blinked, looking at... A mass of wires, fondling the tank. "The hell is that?"
[20:17:11] <Spectre> "Shoot it"
[20:17:29] Merciful_Devotion blinks a bit. "... Damnit! I wanted to hump the tank first!"
[20:17:33] Elektron 's jaw drops
[20:18:10] Ragebrew looked to Merciful_Devotion "Yeah, a lot of good bits." She just looked at the creature. "I have no idea what the fuck that is. Unless it gets violent with us, I ain't getting violent with it."
[20:18:41] <Spectre> "You go ahead and be the first to make nice with it then Rage"
[20:19:02] Wirepony scratches at the front of the tank, scraping purposefully on the armor plate before turning to face the party. It's Steel Ranger helmet _opens_, and the jagged shards of metal spin like chainsword teeth, with a shriek of poorly-lubricated metal.
[20:19:33] Elektron retreats back into the hole
[20:19:34] <Spectre> "Totally looks like an upstanding member of the wastes"
[20:19:45] Ragebrew flicked out Omega, looking at the creature. "Right then. Ya want to dance, or just fondle our tank?"
[20:19:48] Merciful_Devotion folds her ears back at the uncomfortable sound. "I could... /Try/ and talk to it... Maybe..."
[20:20:14] Ragebrew had Omega at the ready, but didn't point it at the creature.
[20:20:32] Lostshot raises her weapons and stares at it a good bit... it LOOKS like something in PA... but it was acting strange "Um... Initiate Long-shot of the Rangers of Bunker 17, Sniper team of division 3 reporting. Are you Ranger and what are you here for?" she asks weapons still up...
[20:21:55] Wirepony takes a step towards Lostshot, wirey tendrils writhing and whipping about it... and sinks into the sandy soil, dozens of wires digging it into the ground faster than a pony could run.
[20:22:03] Wirepony disappears.
[20:22:23] Lostshot coughs "Um... okay... well that surely is not friendly... "
[20:22:45] Elektron remains hidden unground
[20:23:04] Spectre cants his head "...So that also happened... Im going to sleep,"
[20:23:08] Ragebrew blinked at the thing disappeared into the sand. "Right then..." She looked around the area, waiting to see if the thing reappears.
[20:23:36] Wirepony bursts out of the ceiling in the ant cave tunnel, landing on Elektron and trampling him as he scuttles down the tunnel.
[20:24:03] <+Merciful_Devotion> "I vote we go FAR THE FUCK AWAY just in case that thing is after us..."
[20:24:12] Elektron screams and flails in a panic
[20:24:22] Lostshot teleports to the top of the fucking tank "Oh hell no, it's going to dig up from the ground and ass buck us. Uh uh nopony be careful til were outta here!"
[20:24:50] Ragebrew spun around at the sound of panicked Elektron "Fer fucks sake..." She galloped into the ant hill and grabbed Elektron by the scuff, hauling him out.
[20:25:15] Merciful_Devotion flicks her ears back. "Does anypony else wanna go back in the tunnels? No? Good."
[20:26:52] Rabtar  it seems the Wirepony has carved some kind of rune into the front of the tank...
[20:27:16] <+Ragebrew> "Anyone know what that means?"
[20:27:43] Merciful_Devotion looks closer at the rune. "Uh..."
[20:27:49] <Spectre> "No clue. Wake me up if you need me" Too much weird... Nope, batpony out~
[20:29:49] Elektron legs remaining shaking even after he returns to the tank
[20:31:20] Ragebrew sat on the tank, looking around. "Oh grow a pair Elektron. I figure after all the shit ya've been through, a trampling by evil wires should be a walk in the park."
[20:32:49] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Speaking of pairs... Rage, do you still have those bandoleer things?"
[20:33:07] <+Ragebrew> "They're busted. Got gyped."
[20:33:23] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Fuck..."
[20:33:53] <+Ragebrew> "Sorry, no gender bending for ya. I figure there is a spell for that. Or I could see about making something to swap ya over."
[20:34:21] Lostshot raises her hoof into the air and screams "Insert balsy comment here, followed by counter retort of invisible Wire monster! Bah! If only I had more Dakkaaaaaa!"
[20:35:06] Elektron takes a moment to sit down and calm himself
[20:35:46] <Lostshot> "When I get power armor... I'm going to try and hug it..."
[20:36:02] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Oh, how about one for both? Doesn't need to be permanent or anything, but a few doses for when I wanna feel extra frisky~" She giggles. "Oh, right, Long! Come over here, I wanted to tell you something..."
[20:36:39] <+Ragebrew> "Elektron, we got to roll? Or do ya want to fix up the engine
[20:38:34] Elektron frowns, looking at the tank "The transmission /should/ hold together, but I dont think there's anything I can to fix it out here either way."
[20:39:14] <+Ragebrew> "Alright then. We
[20:39:48] Rabtar %3 and with that we leave our exhausted, burnt, traumatized and burnt group for now. For taking down the ant hill they get 6000xp
[20:39:54] <+Ragebrew> "We'll ride for Newton, hawk what little we got spare, then.... Figure out if we go to the Glow right away or seal some deals. Be nice to see the dragoness again."
[20:40:11] Wirepony [[email protected]] has left the channel.
[20:40:17] <Lostshot> "See. Honestly, I don't know if he likes Rangers. He seemed to not like them as sign of him stepping towards me? Maybe not, who knows. All I know is that I would rather have his name prison tatted into my taint over dying by that thing!
[20:40:18] <Lostshot> "