Vinny is love. Vinny is life.

I was very young when I loved Legend of Zelda so much. I had all the platforms and games. I pray to Vinny every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Vinny is love" I say; "Vinny is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Vinny. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It's Vinny. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "HIIIIYAAAAA YIIIIIHHHH YAAAAAAAHH" He grabs me with his gauntlet covered hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready so I spread my ass-cheeks for Vinny. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Vinny. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Vinny. He screeches something about his master sword as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in and Vinny looks him straight in the eyes and says "HUT HYET HAA!" Vinny plays Epona's song and rides his horse out my window. Vinny is love. Vinny is life.