Psychotic Anon in Equestria 2

>You awake to the sound of soft steps.
>They sounded like someone was softly tap dancing on a tile floor.
>You open your eyes to see a white p0ny walking towards you.
>everything rushes back to you.
>’Mr Anon, The Princess requests you for breakfast.’
‘Well I would suggest bacon, but what the hell?’
>She gives you a weird look.
‘Okay, Where can I find this place?’
>she gives you directions to the royal eatery.
>You get dressed, and notice that Mark is still asleep on the ceiling.
>Alice gets a wicked smile, as do you.
‘Voice of compassion, doesn’t mean you HAVE to be compassionate to everyone.’
>Alice slinks along the ceiling until she is right next to Mark’s head.
A:HEY SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!
>Mark wakes with a startle and falls to the floor and through it.
>You walk out of the room, laughing.
>Eventually you find the dining room, where Princess Celestia sat. Next to her sat a midnight blue p0ny.
A: Alicorn…
>Thank you Alice. They are Alicorns.
>You sit down across from them and smile half heartedly
>’Ah, Anon. Thank you for gracing us with your presence. This is my sister, Princess Luna.’
>’WELCOME ANON!’ Luna screams.
‘Wow…that was a great way to wake up.’
>’Sorry, We have been told to not use thy royal voice in close company.’
‘It is alright Princess Luna. I am not hurt.’
>’And of your friends?’ she gives you a quizzical look.
>You look around to see Alice and Mark standing behind the princesses, making faces
>You purse your lips, trying not to laugh.
>’Anon, are you okay?’ Celestia asks
>’Doust thou feel ill?’ Luna adds
>You can’t hold back. You burst into laughter towards the princesses, and they look at you with anger.
‘I’m sorry Princesses. My friends are standing behind you, making such faces that I was unable to control my composure.’
>Luna looks around, but couldn’t see anything.
>’Where art thou friends, Anon?’
‘They…they are invisible, but I can see them.’
>You can feel the spaghetti rising in your pockets, until you hear Luna laughing.
>’Anon, We can understand how thy feels. My dearest sister never believed in my friends as well.’
>’Anon, I am having a student of mine come to the castle. I would like for you to live with her for a sometime. She has offered to study you.’
M:See man, I told ya. LAB ANIMAL!!
>Your face drops. You were once again a lab rat, this time for p0nies.
>’But you will have your freedom in exchange.’ Celestia adds in ‘If you help us understand your species, just talk to them, then I will help you. If you feel like this place is not what you like, I will try to find a way back for you.’
‘Princess, I thank you, but I don’t think I want to go back to that world. I don’t even know if I want to stay here. I have been considered a freak for a while now, I’m starting to feel it’s true. All I require is shelter, food and medication.’
>‘Ah, and speaking of which. I had my doctors study your little white pills. They were able to replicate it.’
>She levitates a small chest from her mane. You open it to find a box filled with Palexion, the current drug that was keeping you sane.
>You immediately take two, feeling Mark’s fingers extending into your brain, now retreating. You hear a knock at the massive doors, and you spin.
>you see a small purple unicorn walk in.
>’Good morning Princesses. How are yo…’
>Her eyes fall on you, and you feel like running.
‘Hey.’
>’It…It talks?’ she spluttered
‘I’m a He, you fucking horse!’
>’Anon, I must ask you to control Mark. She didn’t mean what she said.’
M:You fucking arsewipe. You did that to get me in trouble.
‘I’m sorry Princess Celestia. I’m sorry Miss….?’
>’Umm…Twilight Sparkle.’
>Twilight runs over to Celestia, whispering something. You decide not to give a fuck, and start eating some fruit.
>She eventually walks back over to you, trying hard to smile at you.
>’Anon? We should be going now. The Princess has told me about you.’
>You eventually find yourself on a train, sitting uncomfortably in the seat across from Twilight.
A:SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Oh god, you fall out of your seat. Alice is screaming in your ear.
A:You have to get her to read your mind.
>Why, you think to her.
A:Fluffy p0ny…
>She tries to touch Twilight, but it doesn’t work.
‘Umm…Miss Twilight, was it?’
>She turns to look at you.
‘I…need you to read my mind…’
>’But… it won’t work. Princess Celestia said so.’
‘Look, What did she tell you?’
>’You are human. You will be staying with me until you find accommodations. I should be asking you questions about your species. Also…’
>She leaned in close.
>’She says you have people living in your head.’
‘Yeah…that’s pretty much it. And if you don’t read my mind, one of them is going to scream in my ear again. Please, I will do whatever you want.’
>She looks at you pleading, and sighs. Her horn glows purple.
>Twilight lands in your mind, and there you stand.
>’So…where are these people?’
‘I’m sorry for anything she does.’
>Your body splits apart, and Alice appears. Her eyes are wide, and she looks like a mad woman.
A:Fluffy…
>She jumps onto Twilight and after a struggle, and softly pets her mane.
‘I really am sorry. She must like you. A LOT’
A: Brushie Brushie Brushie Brushie.
>’Is she…okay?’
‘I don’t know. She was always quiet.’
>Twilight shoots out of your mind. She looks at you with utter horror.
‘If you are going to kill me, please make it fast.’
>’What are you?’
‘Anon, King of the bat shit crazy, and leader of the fluffy p0ny likers.’
>’Well she seems nice…’
‘She is really nice, it’s the other one you must be careful of.’
>’Mark?’
‘….how did you know?’
>’ Alice, that’s her name right?’
>You nod
>’She whispered in my ear about how Mark was a bad brother.’
M:Bitch you are dead!
A:Ah shit...
‘Well…I never really thought of it like that, but yeah. I guess they are siblings. Seem to act like it at times.’
>’You might want to get some sleep. We still have a few more hours until we arrive in P0nyville.’
M:P0nyville? Are you fucking kidding me?
A:More fluffy p0nies…?
M:And none of them can read minds. HA HA!
>Alice punches Mark in the stomach, which throws him out of the train.
>You chuckle as you close your eyes to let sleep find you.
>You awaken to a hoof to the chest, slightly poking you. You open your eyes to see Twilight.
>’Mr. Anon?’
‘Twilight, I ask you call me Anon. I spent 2 years known as “Mr. Anon”. I don’t really need more of it.’
>’Okay Anon. We have arrived in P0nyville. It’s time to go.’
>You stand up, stooped over in the p0ny sized train. She walks you out and you finally have a chance to stretch. You notice how many p0nies are staring at you.
M: You’re weird to them.
‘I’m weird to humans.’
>’Pardon?’
‘Nothing Twilight. Is there anything I should know while I’m here?’
>’Well, my friends are nice. But they may take time to warm up to you. Same as the p0nies in town, but give it time.’
>As you walk into the town, you realise how different it is here. It was like the town you grew up in before moving to the city. P0nies look at you weirdly, like you’re a monster, but none seem to want to attack.
M: Man, duck!
>You hit the deck as a rainbow streak hits the ground in front of you. After the dust settles, you see a blue Pegasus with a rainbow mane shake herself off.
>’Twilight, watch out!’ she screamed ‘There is a monster following you.’
>You put up your hands in a defensive motion before Twilight steps in.
>’Rainbow Dash. This is my guest, and he is not a monster. His name is Anon, and he was sent by the princess.’
>’Oh yeah, then how did he know I was gunna attack! What’s he got, eyes behind him?’
>Twilight looks at you, quizzically. ‘Was is Mark or Alice?’
‘Umm…Mark told me to duck, but they can’t see what I can’t see.’
>’Then how?’
‘They can be a root to my subconscious mind. I picked up the sound of wind moving faster and closer, and Mark told me.’
>’Who the buck is Mark and Alice?’ Rainbow Dash asks.
>You sigh, and look at her.
‘If I tell you, will you promise not to go telling peop…p0nies about it?’
>She nods, and all three of you continue walking. You explain to her your condition, and what happened to end you up here. Rainbow looks at you like you are joking, but Twilight can verify seeing Alice. You stop outside a large tree….with a door and windows.
>You walk inside to see a large array of books, to which Alice starts getting giddy over.
>’Spike? SPIKE?!?’ Twilight calls.
‘Spike’s a weird name for a p0ny.’
>’Good, cos he’s a dragon’ Rainbow says.
M:What the ever loving fuck? Dragons?
A:Talking p0nies and dragons…YAY!
>A small purple lizard walks down the stairs with a book in hand.
>’Hey Twi, Hey Dash. Whose the monster?’ He says
‘Whoa, I’m the monster? Look who’s talking scale breath.’
>’How about I burn your flank back to where ever you came from?’
‘How about I drop kick you 20 yards? I reckon I could clear P0nyville on a good day.’
>You get in each others faces, both of you scowling. You can’t help but to crack up laughing.
‘Man, you know what. You hold your own against me, you must be one bad ass mother fucker. I’m Anon’
>You extend your fist to him, and he gives you a weird look. You look at him and sigh.
‘Make a fist and bump it with mine.’
>He does as you request, and completes the bro-fist. You do the same for RD, seeing as she has the ovaries to attack an unknown monster.
‘You are now bro-knights under the King of Bat-Shit Crazy.’
>’Would you three stop playing around?’ Twilight says.
>You all give her a scowl, but you nod.
‘Sorry. Got carried away.’
>’Well we need to get a move on. We need to get as much done before you-know-who catches wind.’
‘Holy Shit…Voldermort is here too?’
A:Hey I smell bubblegum.
>’No…I mean-‘
>suddenly a pink p0ny with cotton candy style hair pops out of nowhere.
>’HI! I’m Pinkie Pie. You must be new to town cos I know every p0ny and your obviously not a p0ny because you are walking on two legs but back to the matter at hand which is I need to throw you a “welcome to P0nyville” party like I did for everyp0ny else so you can meet everyp0ny and be welcomed to P0nyvile which should be obvious by the name and speaking of names I sure as sugar don’t know yours because you are new to town and I haven’t thrown you your “Welcome to P0nyville” party.’
M:Jesus Christ! Does she ever breathe.
>You pick her up by her hair and look her in the eyes.
‘Shhh… or no party’
>Surprisingly she stops talking
‘Hello, My name is Anon and I would love to have a party. How about tonight at 7? Right now I have work to do, but I can’t wait.
>You give her a smile and lower her to the ground. She smiles and bounces on her way. You turn to see a shocked look on everyone’s face.
‘What?’
>Twilight spoke first. ‘How the Tartarus did you get Pinkie Pie to stop talking?’
‘Oh…I have 2 baby sisters. Had 2 baby sisters. Usually when they acted like that, I offered an ultimatum. I could tell she wanted to throw a party. The main point to remain calm and speak softly.’
>’That’s  it? Just talk softly to her?’ RD says
‘Yeah. Works wonders. Now back to this research that I was dragged here for. It seems we have until 7 to finish as much as we can, unless this you-know-who is going to pop in.’
>’Dude, you are one amazing mother bucker!’
>RD and Spike give you bro hoof/ claw.
‘Nah, this guy on earth called Mick Dundee. He could actually control animals with a look. I just grew up with 2 sisters.’
>’Well, I should go. I need to clear the skies.’ RD gives you one final bro hoof and shoots out the door.
>’So, should we start with family lifestyle then?’
‘Mmm….okay. Human family style is our mothers give birth to us and we fight our way out of a larval form. We are then grown into a more bi-pedal form and are raised by god-like creatures.’
>’Really?’
‘No. Humans usually have a mother and a father. Sometimes siblings. We are raised until we become self sufficient and leave home. I had a mother and father, my 2 baby sisters, Dakota and Bizzle and one older brother, Alighieri. After I had a car accident-‘
>’car?’
‘Motorised chariot. I was in a coma for about 2 weeks which was when Alice and Mark turn up. They followed me out and I admitted myself to a psyche ward. My mother disowned me for that, never saw her again. My dad on the other hand, he took it differently. When he was my age, he messed around with some bad people. Gangs and such. Dad and my siblings didn’t care I was insane, they all came to visit me once a week.’
>’Didn’t it put a strain on your parents marriage?’
‘They got divorced when I was 13.’
>’So, are these names usual for humans? Dakota, Bizzle, Alighieri, Anon?
‘Surprisingly not. My parents were weird, though I do remember someone calling their child John spelled J-Q-P-F.’
>You continued to answer all of Twilight’s questions through the day, until 7pm rolled around.