1) I dont even... (stuck)

>What is going on with you...
>You are alone... again...
>GF broke up with YOU...
>Parents are gone...
>"Friends" are traitors, backstabbers, and users
>School got you know where
>You went to college for this?!
>Crappy job as a waiter
>mediocre pay, just enough for the tele and internet
>co-workers treat you like crap
...
>Calm down... relax...
>Making some Spaghetti... that always makes things better (even though you are the worst chief ever)
>Finally done
>You turn on the tele
>more war, drugs, murders, and stuff that you don't normally care about
>Goes back to check on food
>All of it is gone
>You rush over to the pot, to see what looks like Trixie... covered in your diner.
Trixie:The AMAZING TRIXIE has done it! A portal leading to "him"
?????: Well it seems you are also covered in "his" diner... Also, dont you think that the portal is *cough* a little small?
Trixie: Non-sense! The portal is more then enough!
?????: You cant make it bigger... can you...
The image switched to, what looked like, Gilda
Gilda: Let me see! I wanna see this guy!
Trixie: Dont be so rough with it, it isnt a toy!
What the hell, what the actual hell?! Your food has gone through a portal that leads to a Equestria...
Gilda: Whats wrong with him? NORMAL humans dont look like that!
?????: Dont insult anon. Can you, or cant you make this portal any bigger?
Trixie: Um... Let us see...
>On the outside, the pot is the same... but on the inside... IMPOSSIBRU! It is huge!!!!

>Drugs... it must be...
>I think its time for bed...
>you put the lid on the pot, trying to forget what you just saw
>Brushing your teeth
>Weird sound from toilet
>Nope.PNG
>Jumps on bed, pulls cover face like a little girl
>Light coming from under the bed
Good-bye cruel world
>Trixie and Gilda be in your room
>Stuck in hiding mode
Trixie: Trixie does now like this on bit.
Gilda:You and me the same, hun. Now... where is he?
>You scurry your way toward the door, trying to make no sound
Trixie: There he is!
Gilda: Grab him!
>You begin to float in the air, with a weird glow around you.

Gilda crawls under the bed, into the light
>Trixie follows her, taking you along with her
>Blind
?????:Awww yes. Well if it isnt Anon, my wonderful frie- wait... this isnt him?! This guy... is different...
Gilda: Are you saying... that we grabbed the wrong one?!
Trixie: Trixie is pleased with her work, Trixie made the portal, Trixie grabbed anon, She followed you instructions exactly. hmp!
?????: Something is different though... he looks the same... but without the chaos.
>Your eyesight begins to return
>Discord floating in midair, with a photo of you and him with the mane six in chaos in the backround
Anon: Wha- What is going on?!
Discord: Well, Well, Well, if it isnt the impostor anon!
>Gilda and Trixie both looking very upset
>Discord as well, suprisingly
Anon: What are you talking about?
Gilda: Dont play dumb!
Trixie: Faker!
Discord: where is the REAL anon?
Anon: what?!
>Suddenly another burst of light, this time from the ceiling
Discord: We were to late! Get out, quick!

>Celestia, along with the mane six floating down from ceiling
>Looks pretty epic
>Gilda flies out, while Trixie and Discord teleports out
>Alone
>They all land, looking at you... angrily
>Rainbow flies up to you
Anon: RainbowDa-
>She hits across the face
>Tears coming out of her eyes
>You... returned
>Idonteven.avi
>Pinkie jumps around you and rainbow
Pinkie: Anon is back, anon is back, Still looking like a tack! We thought he was dead, and now he's here! I think we im gonna shed a tear!
>Anon was confused, its super effective!
Celestia: Anon... how did you return?
Anon: What... do you mean? Was I ever here in Equestria in the first place?
Twilight: You mean... you dont remember?
>Fluttershy gasps, along with the rest of the six
>AppleJack looks down
AppleJack: He... doesnt remember... those summer days... those cold winters... our adventures...
>You are completely confused...

>The next thing you know is that your on the floor, Rainbowdash above you in tears
RD: HOW?! how... can you forget us...
Luna: DOEST THOU NOT REMEMBERED? THE PLEDGE YOU MADE TO EQUESTRIA, TO YOUR FRIENDS?!
Anon: 1) tone down the volume 2) what pledge?
>Celestia magically appears a scroll, at the top says Anon's pledge
>It states that you would protect your land, loved ones, and life
Celestia: You have been missing... for a year now...
RD: You just vanished, out of thin air! We were worried sick! We sent rescue parties all across equestria!
>Her tears are even heavier
>She suddenly comes to a stop
>She jumps back, her eyes shocked in horror
RD: Thats not... anon... is it?
>AppleJack walks up to you, puts her hoove on your head, then begins to walk around looking at your body
Applejack: It is him! I'd know anon from a mile away
RD: I dont know anymore... Im out of here
>She flies out of the hole quickly

>Silence befell the room
Celestia: Lets get back to Canterlot to solve this
>Celestia's horn began to shine and the whole party re-appeared in Canterlot, in the hall of the elements of harmony
Celestia: Anon, you may not know this but, you we once the hero of Equestria
>She reveals a tainted glass image... of what looks like you, fighting a large beast, with Discord rising one top
Luna: You were the ponies champion, your very presence light the room. But... for some reason, you lost all of it...
Celestia: where were you?
>the room fell silent
Anon: I was never here in the first place... so how...
Celestia: It seems like you still don't remember, but in due time, i'm sure you will remember.
>the rest of the ponies depart, exept Luna and Celestia
Celestia: Luna, please escort anon to his new quarters
Luna: At once

>You made your way to "Your new quarters"
>You enter a room, a little to fancy for your tastes, and everything is blue...
Luna:These are your quarters
>She said it so... sadly
Anon: Luna... I dont know whats going on, but when I do I'll-
>She puts her hoof over your mouth
Luna: Hush now anon, save it for tomorrow...
>She exits the room quietly
>You lay there on your bed, looking at the ceiling
>this is really happening, not the way you wanted it to... but it is happening
>You pull the large blanket over you, and ready yourself to sleep

>A dark shadow appears in the window
>You hide your head under the blanket, but keeping a small hole so you can see
>Your window begins to open slowly
>A dark figure begins to manifest
>What looks like a claw grabs the ground beneath the window
>Nope.mp4
>you quickly dash over to the exit
>A warm purple glow surrounds you
Gilda: There you are anon!
Trixie: Do YOU know how hard it is to sneak into Canterlot?
>Gilda checks if the coast was clear
>Trixie then sends you flying
>you grab the curtains
Gilda: Come on anon! We have to go!!
>She began to pull on your legs
>Still holding on to the curtains
Anon: Let go of me!
Trixie: Trixie thinks there is a better way to do things, other then act like a total brute
>Gilda lets you go

>you fall to the ground... face first
Gilda: Well what do you have in mind, miss goody-two-shoes!
Trixie: Well, for starters... Trixie can just teleport us to base, and not have to deal with any of this!
Gilda: WHY DIDNT YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
Trixie: HUSH! You will alarm a guard or something!
>Gilda peeks out the window
>Trixie peeks out the door
Trixie: I think they didnt ca-
>you quickly jump over the mare in the door
Anon: See ya!
Gilda: How can you let him get away?!
Trixie: After him! GO!
>they quickly catch up to you
>Sharp turn, you hide in the nearest room
Gilda: Where did he go?
Trixie: Trixie thinks we should get out of here, QUICKLY!
>While she was saying that, a guard pony walks up
>Trixie and Gilda vanish
>the guard goes on to his normal business.

Anon:That was close
?????:What was close?
>That voice... it seemed familiar...
>You turn around