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- >Day .... something, in Equestria
- >You should really learn to count sometime
- >There's a knock at the door
- >Resist dinosuar urges
- >Open door
- >it's a pony, go figure
- >A pony, on all fours
- >Like a dinosaur
- >.....
- >Fuck it!
- >You get on the floor, and walk the mother fucking dinosa-
- >"Are you, ... MAKING FUN OF ME?!"
- >Pause dinosaur
- >The pony is Filthy Rich
- >The same Filthy that owns the land you live on
- >The same Filthy that has a general dislike for you
- >Awshit.script
- >"I HAD stopped by your, 'home', to pay you for your services of previously removing that tattered mess from my estate."
- >You had been called to drag Fluttershy away from their MASSIVE Avery the other day
- "Oh, money?!"
- >Your eyes glistened over as you quickly search over him, and there it is
- >He pulls a gold ingot from his pocket
- >A FUCKING GOLD INGOT
- >"I had this laying about the mansion, and I've no use for it, and so I thought you could use it for something, ... primative."
- >Mocking you per usual
- >Whatever, that's fucking gold
- "Why yes, I'm sure I could use it for-"
- >"However, if that, .. display, is how you view me, then so be it."
- >He pockets the gold and turns to leave
- >"Such uncouth patrons do not deserve to be paid like those of us more, entitled to wealth."
- >You can't fucking believe it
- >You chase towards him, but he's already seated in his carraige as a team of pegasi fly it away.
- >Back in your house, celestiadamn this fucking place
- >Maybe you should move away somewhere, better
- >Manehattan doesn't sound quite as bad as other ponies say
- >Or maybe even over in prance, you hear they have some damn loose mar-
- >Another knock at the door
- >Fuck off dinosaur
- >You lazily open the door
- >It's Fluttershy, dressed as a pots and pans robot
- >Kinda cute actually
- >Oh, hi anon I was, err, I mean .... |I AM FLUTTERBOT. I WISH TO MATE WITH YOU ANOBOT. I AM SURE THIS IS YOUR FET-|"
- You grab Flutterbot and pull her inside
- >Whythefucknot.scroll
- >You remove the pots and pans, throwing them to the side
- >Then you carry a slightly confused, but overexcited Fluttershy to your bedroom.
- >Gently laying her down, you caress her cheek, lening down and slowly kissing her soft lips
- >She returns the favor, pushing her lips against yours
- >She gasps as your hand travels down, lightly touching her MAREHOOD
- >suddenly, she brkes the moment
- >"Anon, I'm sorry, but, don't be so gentle, soft loving isn't my fetish."
- >she smiles a little bit, at the irony of her statement
- >You lean in, kissing her again
- "Anything you want"
- >you forcefully throw her down on the bed
- >Gabbing her hind legs, you wrench them up in the air together
- >Her soft innocent MAREHOOD quivering at your tactics
- >You hold her legs up with one had and the other to hold her dow, as you maneuver about so your MEMBER is ready to go
- >Pushing in hard, you force yourself inside her
- >Oh dear sweet Celestia THAT IS A TIGHT FIT
- >Fluttershy has become frantic at your actions
- >"A-Anon! No! *huff* Not like this! Rape isn't *gasp* my fetish either!!!"
- >You pause
- "Oh."
- >...
- "Oh well."
- >"Anon NO!!"
- Later, your again lazing around, doing nothing
- >Today was a weird day.
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