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Convo Beginning of year, VIA email regarding TSA.
Me:
Hey did you drop out of Software development? On the events sheet it only lists boronne dan and I.
If you didn't were going to have a meeting this weekend at the Bala Cynwyd Library at 2 pm on saturday.

Claire:
i bang chikenz
Have a nice weekend,
Claire

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Conversation middle of year, VIA text regarding Schuller (teacher)

Me:
Are you alright? You seemed pretty shaken with Schuller

Claire:
who is this

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Conversation now, VIA text when I ask her out

Me:
Hey, do you want to see a movie together this weekend?

Claire:
Oh, see a tit? Just see a tit? Why don't I strap on my tit helmet and squeeze down into a tit cannon and fire off into tit land, where tits grow on little titties?!

Me:
How's tommorrowland sound?

Claire:
I once fisted two babies and used the dead bodies as boxing gloves to fend off the grieving parents.

Me:
Sure