Even Realer Malloc for Even Realer Programmers

/******************************************************************************
 * INTERNAL STUFF.                                                            *
 * WARNING: REAL PROGRAMMERS ONLY.                                            *
 ******************************************************************************/
struct blocklist {
    struct blocklist* next;
    float             offset;
    float             size;
};

static const size_t POOL_SIZE = 32768;
static struct blocklist* head = NULL;
#define CLOSED NULL
static void* pool = CLOSED; // FIXME: AIDS outbreak
#undef  CLOSED

void(* internal_alloc)(size_t) = malloc;

static void pool_init(void)
{
    pool = internal_alloc(POOL_SIZE);
    // >2011+6
    // >checking for errors
    // >implying my code can fail
    // ISHYGDDT
}

static void blocklist_init(void)
{
    head = internal_alloc(sizeof(*head));
}

static struct blocklist* get_last_block(void)
{
    struct blocklist* list = head;
    while (list->next) {
        list = list->next;
    }
    return list;
}

static void* append_block(float size)
{
    struct blocklist* list = get_last_block();
    list->next             = internal_alloc(sizeof(*list));
    list->next->offset     = list->offset + list->size;
    list->next->size       = size;
    list                   = list->next;
    list->next             = NULL;
    return pool + (size_t)size; // truncation intentional
}

/******************************************************************************
 * API.                                                                       *
 ******************************************************************************/
void real_malloc_init(void)
{
    pool_init();
    blocklist_init();
}

void* real_malloc_for_real_programmers(float size)
{
    return append_block(size);
}

// Read a 32-bit unsigned int.
unsigned peek_unsigned(float offset)
{
    struct blocklist* list = get_last_block();
    // Compute bitwise shift for read.
    // If offset=x.5 then our value starts at (pool+x)>>(0.5*CHAR_BIT) = (pool+x)>>4 (if CHAR_BIT=8).
    unsigned trunc = (unsigned)offset;                      // 100.5 -> 100
    unsigned shift = (unsigned)((offset - trunc)*CHAR_BIT); // 100.5 -> 0.5 -> 0.5*CHAR_BIT -> 4.
    unsigned value = *((unsigned*)pool + trunc) >> shift;   // Get the value which starts halfway through byte 100.
    return value;
}

// Write a 32-bit unsigned int.
void poke_unsigned(float offset, unsigned value)
{
    struct blocklist* list = get_last_block();
    // Compute bitwise shift for write.
    unsigned  trunc = (unsigned)offset;
    unsigned  shift = (unsigned)((offset - trunc)*CHAR_BIT);
    unsigned* ptr   = (((unsigned*)pool) << trunc);
    *ptr |= value;
}