FoE PNP Group 9 Session 22

[17:08] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  *** PnP Group Number Nine: Session 22***
[17:12] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Previously on Group Nine, our heroes recieved their assignment from Feldspar: deliver a piece of technology to a nearby raider camp and exchange it for something else. Thanks to Wishful Thinking and Blackberry Jam, Wraith was able to walk again with the help of a highly controversial Trauma Override Harness. Desert_Eagle met with Zemblanity, a sniper mare who saved their hides the previous night, and everypony else did so
[17:13] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  SHOPPING. FUCKING SHOPPING.
[17:15] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Anyway, it's around midday, and our heroes are scattered around camp, preparing for the trip to their destination. Except for Strifer, who is passed out in the medical tent, Challenger and Cloudy_Breeze, who are bickering about a certain weapon of Challenger's. Let's listen in.
[17:16] <Challenger> "So you're not gonna fix it then?"
[17:16] <Challenger> "For the simple reason that I'M the one who has it."
[17:17] * Desert_Eagle is milling around the trading post, looking for an ammo bench while the shopkeepers were out for lunch.
[17:18] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Desert_Eagle finds no reloading bench in the trading post, unfortunately.
[17:20] * Cloudy_Breeze gives Challenger a very disdainful look. "Ya really thought ah'd go along with it?"
[17:20] <Challenger> "I thought you'd like having a tactical advantage in a potentially dangerous situation.
[17:20] <Challenger> "
[17:21] * Desert_Eagle frowns. "Th' fuck kinda tradin' post don't got an ammo bench?" He mutters, heading back out. "Bah, there's gotta be 'least one 'round 'ere somewhere..." He starts serching again.
[17:21] * Wraith is looking at Lollygag's chin! cause she's got a boo boo!
[17:23] * Lollygag sniffs softly as Wraith looks at her, "Wraith..."
[17:23] * Wraith perks up...well her only remaining ear "Hm?"
[17:23] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Desert_Eagle's keen eyes spot a pair of earth ponies trotting towards a small, semi-circular building on the far side of the base. The familiar rattling of bullets in a box can be plainly heard.
[17:24] * Desert_Eagle grins. "Bingo!" He trots after them.
[17:26] * Lollygag sniffs again, her eyes tearing up a little more, her voice barely a whisper, "Wh... what can I do..."
[17:27] * Wraith sighs and lets Lollygag's head tilt back down "The best you can. It's all anyone can do. Just not everyone rises to it."
[17:27] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The earth ponies meander over to the shack, deposit their boxes on the ground, and knock on the door twice. "Zem! Got some more bullets for you!" One calls out. The door opens slightly, and the boxes float inside. With that, the pair departs to the mess hall.
[17:28] * Cloudy_Breeze gives a derisive snort. "Tactical advantage? It's more a /dis/advantage than anythin'!"
[17:29] <Challenger> "I don't see it that way. What I /do/ see is us going into a large raider nest being not exactly fully prepared for it."
[17:30] * Lollygag blinks hard, giving another sniff as the tears start to roll down her cheeks, "I... I've tried... I tried being nice... I tried being mean... the... the onlything left... The only thing I can think... is... make sure... I never hurt anyone again..."
[17:31] * Strifer groans and rolls out of the bed. The Fixer IV needle pulled from her legg. She rubs her eye with a forehoof. "Mrrgh, fuck me.." Muttering she locates her saddlebags and pops open a can of cram, downing the content. Her ears and what remains of her tail twitching about frantically.
[17:33] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Blackberry looks up from a book she's leafing through in the corner. "Well, look who's awake. How are you feeling?"
[17:34] * Cloudy_Breeze points to the building across from where they're standing. "Ya see that there? That's how close they'll be standin'. Along with almost everythin' else that we'll ever face. Ya know how big those things explode?" She doesn't give him the chance to respond before she says, "You'll kill us all by wavin' that thing around."
[17:34] * Desert_Eagle hmms. He pushes his Aviators up, and trots over to the door, knocking on it.
[17:35] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  A voice from inside asks, "Who's there? Just leave the bullets by the doorstep and go away."
[17:35] * Strifer sits down and keeps munching cram. Her eyes lowered. "Hungry... But my head feels better."
[17:36] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Blackberry gives a slight nod and slides Strifer another can of Cram. "Seems normal. Any voices? Flashing lights? Dull pains?"
[17:37] <Challenger> "Believe it or not, I AM trained in heavy weapons use. They don't blow up big enough to be a danger to this place, and I don't plan on using it unless I have to. But /if/ I have to, I don't wanna be stuck with my balls hanging out. If you won't fix it, I'll find somepony who will."
[17:38] <Desert_Eagle> "Miss, Zem wasn't it? 'S me, Desert Eagle. We spoke 'n th' bar earlier."
[17:38] * Strifer shakes her head and happily accepts the second can of cram. "Nope, nothing! Hell, my head feels clearer then it has in days. Whatever the fuck you did it worked."
[17:40] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Zemblanity opens the door slightly. "In." She says quickly. Blackberry sits down and enjoys a cigarette. "Good to hear. You were in pretty rough shape back there."
[17:40] * Wraith wraps Lollygag back in a hug "I've been there, Lolly. I was mean, rude, and crass, but then I took a minigun to my everything. Was I a little happy with the outcome? Yes, but mostly I was terrified, screaming at myself that I was an idiot for causing my own death. Honestly...It's not worth it. The only thing it's taught me is that what I was doing clearly wasn't
[17:40] * Wraith working, and the butcher who did..." She tilts her head to the right and shifts her leg "This to me...Well he was something of a spectre of my past, and...it's wasn't pretty. I guess...you could say I'm heading towards trying out being nice. It'd be a terrible blow for the first pony I try and extend it to does something like that."
[17:42] * Desert_Eagle steps inside!
[17:43] * Strifer looks up at Blackberry, more specificaly at her cigarett. "Yeah... No shit, tried to kill myself with an overdose and shit... Hey, can I have one?"
[17:43] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Inside what is presumably the Sniper's Squatter Armory, Zemblanity sits in a rather comfy looking chair at a fancy looking reloading bench. The room is wall-to-wall with benches, work tables, and lockers. Blackberry shakes her head slightly. "Not right now, kid. Once you're not my patient, then we can talk."
[17:44] * Lollygag clings to Wraith, sobbing loudly. Her tears making soft plips as they strike the override harness, "But... but it... it's my special talent! My special talent is hurting ponies! H-how can I live with... with that?!"
[17:45] * Strifer frowns. "But feel fine!" Sighing she stands up. "But I guess I can't fucking leave, huh?"
[17:46] * Desert_Eagle 's jaw his the floor. "Whoooooooooooo damn."
[17:46] * Cloudy_Breeze "Do yourself a favor. Get yerself a weapon that ain't gonna put us all at risk every time ya feel the need to prove ya got the biggest gun." She pauses a moment. "If ya keep tryin' to whip it out, y'all are just invitin' somepony to cut it off more than prove ya got the biggest."
[17:47] * Challenger reshoulders the BEL and walks off.
[17:47] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Blackberry nods slightly. "Yeeep. Just lie back, have a box of crackers and take a nap. Oh, and put the IV back in." She says, opening her book again.
[17:49] <Wraith> "Your talent doesn't define what it's capable of. you do."
[17:49] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Feldspar approaches Cloudy_Breeze and Challenger, and looks curiously as the buck trots off. "Hello there, Miss... What's his problem?"
[17:50] * Strifer mutters "Oh.. Okay..." Groaning she climbs the bed and puts the IV back in. Laying on her back she looks up to the roof. Stretching up a hoof then letting it go limp. "... Ugh, boooring."
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[17:52] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Blackberry nods slowly. "Must be. Want something to read?"
[17:52] * Lollygag trails off crying after a few moments of lying against Wraith, "So... so what do I do?..."
[17:53] * Desert_Eagle nods to Zem. "Quite th' setup yah got 'ere Miss." His gaze settles on one of the ammo benches. "But ah was wonderin' iffin' ah could use one o' these 'ere tables t' make some .36s fer mah friend."
[17:54] * Strifer glares up to the roof and mumbles. "I can't."
[17:55] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Zemblanity looks at Desert_Eagle quizzically. ".36? I can't say I've heard of that... If you can show me how to make it, I'll gladly let you use one of my benches."
[17:55] * Cloudy_Breeze glances over to Feldspar, before turning back to look at Challenger as he leaves. "He ain't thinkin' straight." She turns back to Feldspar. "What brings y'all here?"
[17:55] <Wraith> "That's up to you end the end. I suggest trying to find other ways to use your special talent."
[17:57] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The buck adjusts the beret on his head and looks up at the truck. "Well... there's something you should see." He says, hoofing Cloudy_Breeze a poster-sized piece of paper. "Seems somepony wants you and your friends dead."
[17:59] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns and checks the paper.
[17:59] <Wraith> up to you in the end*)
[18:00] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Sure thing. Ah've gotta knack fer makin' ammo muhself, s'how ah got muh mark after all." He pulls out the box of .44 rounds. "Now yah gotta use .44 Mags fer th' casin's, 30 lead, 10 grams o' pistol powder, an' a rifle primer."
[18:01] * Lollygag closes her eyes and sniffs softly, "What good can come out of making such a terrible thing..."
[18:01] <Wraith> "As far as I know, Moondust allows you to see what happens in a book. To feel whats going on around you, right?"
[18:02] * Lollygag nods just a little, "Yeah..."
[18:04] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  It's a wanted poster. Featured prominently is a picture of Cloudy_Breeze, Challenger, and Desert_Eagle, dressed like a Knight of the Celestial Senate. The bounty is 7,000 caps for returning the six corpses to one 'Mr. Mizzet.' Feldspar adds, "I hid this from the others... for obvious reasons. What exactly did you do?"
[18:05] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Zemblanity shrugs. "Well... that's interesting. Just... use any bench you like, and try not to break anything."
[18:06] * Cloudy_Breeze has a genuine look of confusion. "Ah have... no idea. Where'd this come from?"
[18:06] <Wraith> "Ponies who abuse drugs are escapists. Our very own Strifer is the perfect example of this. Ponies like her /will/ abuse and misuse it. It's just a matter of 'how long?'. Other ponies...well, it could be a learning aid. What better way to learn history than through the eyes of a writer from that time period?"
[18:08] <Wraith> "That's just off the top of my head. I'm sure there are a myriad of ingenious ways to ply moondust towards more productive ends."
[18:08] * Strifer glares a little at Blackberry. "Can't I just have a ciggarett...?" One of her ears flops down, reaching up  she corrects it again with a hoof.. "Stupid ear..."
[18:09] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Blackberry shurgs. "Nope." Feldspar keeps looking at the truck. "Somepony dropped it off last night. We get a stack of bounties from the Ranger Station up north, and this was mixed in with them."
[18:09] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Thank yah kindly Miss Zem." He smiles, and moves off to one of the benches, getting to work.
[18:11] * Lollygag sniffles a little more, "A... a learning... aid? Maybe... I... I don't know if I could trust myself... but maybe..."
[18:11] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Zemblanity sits down in her chair and sighs lightly.
[18:11] * Cloudy_Breeze hmms. "Well, good to know somepony out there ain't gonna be friendly to us. Thanks fer lettin' me know."
[18:12] * Challenger trots back toward the hospital, but stops half way to look around.
[18:12] <Wraith> "It'll be a learning process, to be sure. A lot of trial and error...but I believe you can make it work."
[18:12] <Strifer> "Aww mare, come on! Gotta give me something here, Ill be climbing the walls in a minute."
[18:13] * Desert_Eagle sets about beaking down the 27 .44 rounds, and 21 9mm rounds.
[18:14] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Feldspar nods slightly. "Not a problem, miss. Just... make sure your friend keeps that launcher of his holstered." He departs after giving the truck another glance. "We'll load that tech onto the truck whenever the rest of your team is ready. Take care."
[18:16] * Lollygag pulls back a little, giving Wraith the best smile she can manage, which isn't very big, but it's there, "Thank you... Do... do you think you could... help me through it?"
[18:17] * Wraith smiles back and nods "I'll try my best."
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[18:18] * Desert_Eagle pulls apart 32 of his 5.56 mm rounds as well, before setting about making 32 .36s.
[18:19] * Strifer grumbles and hugs a pillow. Atleast she wasnt hearing voices anymore.. Hell, a sleep without being absolutely shitfaced might be just what she needed. She cloes her eyes  in a atempt to sleep.
[18:20] * Cloudy_Breeze nods, and heads off to find the rest of the group.
[18:20] * Lollygag sniffs and leans back against Wraith, nuzzling delicately, "Thank you."
[18:21] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Blackberry lets her cigarette fizzle as she trots outside. She spots Challenger. "Hey you, your Dash-head friend is doing a lot better now."
[18:21] * Wraith gives her a little squeeze and nuzzles gently back "You're welcome."
[18:21] * Challenger is looking off at the raider town thoughtfully. He doesn't seem to hear.
[18:22] * Desert_Eagle manages to make 20 of the .36 rounds for Challenger, with plenty of lead and powder left over for more.
[18:23] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Blackberry frowns and taps him on the shoulder. "Hey, Tin Can. I said 'Your friend is recovering.'"
[18:23] * Lollygag just rests against Wraith for a few more moments, "I... I guess we really should... go check on the others... now."
[18:23] * Challenger blinks. "Hmm? Oh. Okay." He turns around and goes into the hospital.
[18:24] * Wraith nods "I figure if anything seriously important happens they'd come find us, but then again...I've been cooped up in a hospital bed for like a month. It feels wonderful to be moving around."
[18:24] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The doctor follows him in. Inside is a snoozing Strifer, hooked up with an IV drip.
[18:25] * Challenger pokes Strifer.
[18:25] * Strifer snores, still huggling that pillow.
[18:26] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Blackberry slaps Challenger on the back of the head. "Don't touch her, moron."
[18:26] * Desert_Eagle tidys up the bench where he had been working. He turns to Zemblanity and smiles. "Thank yah kindly Miss Zem." He looks around the rest of the armory. "D' yah mind if ah take a little look around real quick?"
[18:26] * Challenger narrows his eyes at Blackberry, but leaves Strifer alone.
[18:27] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The snipermare blinks. "At... what, exactly?"
[18:27] * Lollygag nods a little more, "I... I really should go apologize too..."
[18:28] * Desert_Eagle gestures to what presumably were weapons lockers. "At th' weapons Miss. Ah'm assumin' this's th' armory, correct?"
[18:29] <Wraith> "Want me to come with you?"
[18:29] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The lockers are weapon lockers, but there are other weapons lying around. "Yes, they are. I'd rather you didn't, though."
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[18:32] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Alrighty then, well, it's been nice talkin' t' yah again Miss Zem. Thank yah again."
[18:32] * Lollygag pulls back enough so that she can very carefully get to her hooves, she nods again, "If you don't mind."
[18:33] * Wraith nods and climbs to her hooves as well "I'd be glad to."
[18:33] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Zemblanity opens the door with her telekinesis. "Good day." Blackberry motions for Challenger to follow her to the opposite side of the tent.
[18:34] * Challenger follows. "How long till she's up and around?"
[18:34] * Cloudy_Breeze heads to the hospital, where she last remembered everypony being.
[18:35] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The doctor lights a fresh cancer stick and nods. "'Bout an hour or so, when the IV empties. Till then, she's just resting. She seemed... well enough, though."
[18:35] * Desert_Eagle nods politely, and steps out. He heads off to find Challenger.
[18:36] <Challenger> "No more strange hallucenations?"
[18:37] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  "From what I could tell, none. What was she like when she was hallucinating?" Blackberry asks, quickly adding, "For my personal files."
[18:37] * Lollygag gently scrubs her face with a hoof to wipe the tear stains mostly away before trotting slowly for the door out of the cabin, opening it and waiting for Wraith before heading to the medical tent.
[18:37] * Wraith follows after Lollygag.
[18:38] <Challenger> "It was like she was somepony else completely. Like she'd never been in the wasteland at all."
[18:39] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The doctor makes a few notes in her notepad as everypony arrives in the tent. Everypony is now packed into the tent.
[18:41] <Challenger> "She once refered to me as 'Big Mac' as well."
[18:42] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Blackberry looks him over. With a joking smile, she says, "The resemblance is uncanny."
[18:44] * Desert_Eagle arrives at the van, looking around, seeing neither Chal or Breezy around. He settles in to wait for them to return.
[18:44] * Lollygag stops outside the tent actually, not coming inside. She raises her voice as much as she can, "Um... hello... Dr. Blackberry?"
[18:45] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  "Come in, kid. Your favorite customer should be waking up soon." She says with a little venom.
[18:45] * Challenger turns his head. "I don't see it. Big Mac was never a Ranger."
[18:46] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Blackberry frowns and mutters something about a flagpole in a certain Ranger's anus.
[18:46] <Challenger> "Say somethin, doc?"
[18:47] * Lollygag trots in, approaching the doctor slowly, "Miss... Doctor Blackberry... I wanted to apologize..."
[18:48] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Before trotting off to check on Strifer she nods and says, "Flagpole." As she checks if the IV is secure, she turns to Lolly. "Let's hear it then."
[18:48] * Strifer flops over to her side, still fast asleep
[18:49] * Wraith trots in after Lollygag
[18:50] * Cloudy_Breeze looks around the hospital area for a few minutes before finding the place they're all holed up in, and joins everypony in the tent.
[18:52] * Lollygag bows her head, "I'm very sorry for how I acted towards you... I was wrong to treat you like that... and I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble with Strifer." She pauses a little, "I... I'm not a slaver either... I was just trying to sound... tough..."
[18:53] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The doctor cracks a smile and wraps a hoof around Lollygag. "Apology accepted. I could tell that you're not the hurting kind, kid. Now I want you to promise me that if she ever gets this bad again," She says, motioning to Strifer, "Bring her to me. Got it?"
[18:54] <Wraith> "I purged her once before. She took a cocktail of drugs and alcohol and nearly died before anyone could stop her."
[18:54] <Wraith> "I'm wary of trying it again."
[18:56] * Lollygag nods a little, hugging back with a hint of awkwardness, "Okay... I-if this ever happens again... I'll try to bring her back. And... and no more Moondust."
[18:56] * Strifer mutters. "Five more minutes mom..." Still hugging into the pillow which now is damp from drool. Wiggling her rearlegs she curls up a little. She blinks and slowly looks groggily up from the bed. "...Hey, talking about me?"
[18:58] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The Doctor nods. "Ah... I see. It would probably be best to not do that, yes. And... keeping her off the stuff is probably a good idea." She returns to Strifer's side and carefully removes the IV.
[19:00] * Lollygag looks up and over at Strifer, smiling and giving a gentle wave
[19:01] * Strifer drops the pillow and rolls to sit up. She grins lightly and waves back to Lollygag before looking at Blackberry. "So.. Cigg?"
[19:02] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The doctor chuckles and removes one from her pack. She places it behind her ear and trots outside. "Yep, you are officially discharged."
[19:03] * Cloudy_Breeze glances at Strifer, and to Blackberry. "Do ya think we can get a moment, in private, before we go?"
[19:04] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The doctor nods and steps outside. "Of course."
[19:05] * Strifer flicks her ear and catches the cigg in her mouth. "Fuck yeah!" She rolls out of the bed, landing with a thud. Glancing over at Cloudy with a raised eyebrow and a grin "Huh? Alright, why the fuck not."
[19:05] * Cloudy_Breeze waits until she steps outside before saying to the others, "We got a problem. A big one."
[19:06] <Challenger> "How much bigger than the ones we already had is it?"
[19:06] * Desert_Eagle trots in, looking for Challenger. "There yah are." He says, nodding to the others.
[19:06] * Challenger motions Deagle over.
[19:06] * Strifer trotts up to Wraith and puts the cigarett behind her ear instead. Grinning wide she sits down next to CHallenger. "Like fucking always then."
[19:07] * Wraith blinks and tilts her head trying to look at her ear
[19:07] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns a bit. "Feldspar showed me somethin' after our little chat. Somepony's stuck us on a wanted poster." She points to herself, Challenger, and Desert_Eagle. "And they're sendin' it out to places."
[19:08] * Desert_Eagle frowns. "Who's givin' th' bounty?"
[19:08] <Challenger> "And how much?"
[19:09] * Lollygag sighs a little, of course they were on a wanted poster, "Well that was fast..."
[19:10] * Cloudy_Breeze thinks for a moment. "Ah think it was... 'Mr. Mizzet'? For 7000 caps."
[19:10] <Challenger> "Mizzet... doesn't ring a bell."
[19:10] <Desert_Eagle> "Nless that dragon changed his name again..."
[19:11] * Cloudy_Breeze nods. "That's why ah thought it was worth mentionin'."
[19:11] <Challenger> "Well shit. Now we gotta look out for bounty hunters too."
[19:12] <Wraith> "You weren't expecting this?"
[19:12] <Strifer> "So, wait just a fucking minute.. Now we have a Dragon AND bounty hunters after us?" She snickers. "This is just getting better and better."
[19:12] <Challenger> "Was more expecting a dragon, remember?"
[19:13] <Wraith> "He's probably too lazy to come after us in the first place."
[19:13] <Challenger> "For what we owe him?"
[19:13] <Wraith> "What better way than to just get some other schmucks to do it for him?
[19:14] <Wraith> "And besides."
[19:14] <Wraith> "7000 caps is a pittance compared to what we 'owe him'."
[19:14] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Which was what, like a million?"
[19:14] <Wraith> "I'm thinking if not the dragon, someone else who knows about what went down and wants the gold for themselves, probably. Jokes on them though."
[19:14] * Desert_Eagle chuckles,
[19:15] <Challenger> "Well, there's nothing we can do about it now. Let's just do this delivery and then get moving again."
[19:16] <Strifer> "Oh yeah, shit! Wraith is like a ticking time bomb now isnt she?!"
[19:16] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns and adds, "This one just wants us dead. The bounty's for our corpses."
[19:16] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Agreed." He forowns. "Jus' dead? Damn."
[19:16] <Challenger> "Probably not Fang then. He'd want us alive to roast us himself."
[19:18] * Lollygag just rubs a hoof over her face, "Fantastic... this is just what my day was missing..."
[19:18] * Challenger starts for the door. "Come on. Sooner we do our job, the sooner we're outta here."
[19:19] * Strifer grins between everypony. As she moves to follow Challenger. Quickly picking up her saddlebags on the way out. "So... Where are we going?"
[19:19] * Desert_Eagle nods, trotting after Challenger. "Hey Chal, ah got 20 o' those .36s made fer yah."
[19:20] * Cloudy_Breeze follows as well.
[19:20] * Challenger nods. "Let's hope we don't need them, OR the BEL..."
[19:21] * Desert_Eagle chuckles. "Eyah, ah don't wanna get blown up." He pulls out the rounds, hoofing them to Chal. "Here yah go."
[19:21] * Strifer glances back towards Wraith and Lollygag. "Hey Smallstuffs! ... Where are we going?"
[19:21] * Challenger takes the rounds. "Why does everypony think I just want to blow them up?"
[19:22] * Wraith scratches her mane "What was the name of the place? 'Perch'?"
[19:22] <Wraith> "I dunno, Griffon lands apparently."
[19:22] * Lollygag smiles gently, "Hi, Strifer."
[19:23] <Challenger> "Yeah, perch."
[19:23] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Breezy, yah wanna drive? Ah'll ride shotgun."
[19:24] <Challenger> "Did they load up the cargo yet?"
[19:24] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Feldspar waits by the truck, which is now running and purring like a kitten. A loud kitten with bronchitis, that is. He gives a nods as the group approaches. "You guys are all set to make the delivery. You're looking for Pain Spike, the raider leader. The replacement battery should get you there and back safe and sound."
[19:24] * Strifer grins at Lollygag. "Heya!" Looking forard again. "Perch huh..."
[19:25] * Lollygag looks past Strifer at the others, "Raider?"
[19:26] <Wraith> "...Raiders?"
[19:26] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Feldspar nods. "Yes... the Raider camp you're delivering this package to. Didn't Challenger brief you on your job?" He asks, confused.
[19:27] <Strifer> "Huh I thought we where going to Perch, now we're fucking with raiders? .... Fucking SWEET!"
[19:27] <Challenger> "We've been busy."
[19:28] * Wraith facehoofs "Ow."
[19:28] * Lollygag looks at Feldspar, "No... no one told us anything..."
[19:28] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The buck sighs a little. "Easy there, killer. You're not 'fucking' with anypony. Just delivering this package to them, and picking up one of ours. That's all."
[19:29] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  "Place your headed is Severed Hoof Hill, about twenty miles up the road."
[19:29] * Strifer blinks. "Oh. Well that works too I guess.." She scratches her head with a hoofclaw.
[19:30] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Well, le's get a move on then."
[19:32] * Cloudy_Breeze nods. "Let's get on the road, then." She heads into the driver's seat and waits for everypony to get in.
[19:33] * Strifer jumps inside. "So.. We're totaly fucking with them, right? Plan B and all that shit?
[19:34] * Desert_Eagle hops into the passenger seat, holding his DMR so that the barrel was out the window.
[19:34] * Challenger climbs in with Strifer, loading his rifle.
[19:34] * Lollygag climbs very carefully into the back of the car, "S-so... just a... delivery...?"
[19:35] <Challenger> "We only fuck with them if they fuck with us. Clear?
[19:35] <Challenger> "
[19:35] * Wraith climbs in after Lollygag
[19:35] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  It looks as though the mechanics have added a few more asthetically pleasing features to the package car, like a row of seats in the back. A large cardboard box dominates the package area. Feldspar trots over to the driver's side. "Good luck."
[19:35] <Wraith> "I'm fine with that. I've only got like two shots left for my Grenade Rifle
[19:36] * Cloudy_Breeze gives him a farewell salute, then calls into the back, "Y'all strapped in back there?"
[19:36] <Challenger>  /me hoofs over his 10mm to Wraith. "Just in case."
[19:37] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  He salutes back and departs. There's a brand spanking new radio in there, too!
[19:37] * Strifer holds her hooves up a inch between eachotehr. "Not just a little teeny tiny bit of fucking?"
[19:37] * Wraith looks at the pistol and bursts out laughing "I couldn't aim a firearm if my life depended on it, and if it comes to the point that I would it would."
[19:37] <Wraith> "Bullets don't drop like grenades."
[19:38] * Challenger presses the weapon into Wraith's hoof. "Then hope your life doesn't depend on it. Let's go Breezy."
[19:40] * Desert_Eagle cocks his rifle. "To raider country we go!"
[19:40] * Wraith grumbles and takes the pistol
[19:40] * Cloudy_Breeze nods and starts drivin'! Time to get this show on the road!
[19:40] * Challenger sits at the back of the vehicle, leg hanging out of the open door, rifle ready.
[19:43] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The gate to the rest of the Long 15 North swings open and the car lurches forward. It'd probably be a good idea to close the back door.
[19:43] * Lollygag snugs her jacket closer around her as she tries not to fall over this time as the car accelerates.
[19:43] * Challenger closes the back door to forstall bitching from the thin skinned ponies.
[19:45] * Wraith zips up her jacket then tries to sit down and wiggle her hindlegs inside the warmth of the jacket as well
[19:45] * Strifer looks around in the car. "Chall, hey, Chall! Where did my jacket go?"
[19:46] * Challenger points to the corner. "Somepony tossed ot over there."
[19:47] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  The road is remarkably well maintained, and not very bumpy as it winds into the woods. The wind picks up a little, and whisps of snow fall from the treetops.
[19:48] * Strifer "Oh, there it is!" She streches over and wiggles into it.
[19:52] * Cloudy_Breeze isn't that used to seeing snow. She's seen it before, sometime in her mysterious distant past, but that doesn't mean it's not a strange sight to her.
[19:52] * Challenger sits in the back of the van. "Suppose I'm the one offloading this thing, whatever it is..."
[19:52] <Wraith> "Pretty sure I can't do it."
[19:53] * Lollygag looks down at the mysterious package, "What is it, anyways?"
[19:54] <Challenger> "No idea. Feldspar wouldn't say."
[19:54] <Wraith> "Lovely. Mystery package."
[19:54] <Strifer> "So... Open it."
[19:54] <Strifer> "No more mystery!"
[19:55] * Lollygag climbs very carefully off her seat and puts her head up to the box, listening a little.
[19:55] <Challenger> "I'm not opening it."
[19:56] * Desert_Eagle watches the road and woods ahead of them, sighing a little. "Yah know, this kinda reminds me o' th' mountains 'round Seaddle."
[19:57] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Something moves around inside the box as the truck bounces around. It sounds a lot like bottles clinking together.
[19:58] * Challenger carefully walks over to sit near the front. "I've never been."
[19:58] * Lollygag hmms a little, "Sounds like... bottles."
[19:59] * Desert_Eagle looks back at Challenger as he appears in the doorway. He chuckles. "Yah should come visit sometime then, it's great. Really wet too."
[20:00] * Challenger smiles. "I'll have to take the trip. I'm from Gullywash myself."
[20:00] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Where's that at?"
[20:01] * Strifer smirks. "And you've already seen where I am from."
[20:03] * Lollygag looks up from the box, realizing no one's paying attention. She humphs softly and climbs back up onto her seat.
[20:04] * Challenger leans (somehow) thru the hole between the compartments to point at Deagle's map.－ "That area."
[20:05] * Wraith ways paying attention "Bottles, huh."
[20:06] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Ahh." He zooms the map out, pointing out where Seaddle was off to the west. "It's a fairly good trip, 'specially if yah ain't flyin'."
[20:06] * Lollygag looks up to Wraith, nodding a little, "That's what it sounded like, yeah."
[20:07] * Challenger pulls himself back into the back area. "Yeah. Was a hell ove a walk getting out here."
[20:07] <Wraith> "Probably just booze or something. What's a better peace offering than that?"
[20:08] * Lollygag smiles softly, "I suppose so. Booze is a pretty nice peace offering."
[20:09] * Desert_Eagle nods, turning his attention back forward.
[20:09] * Wraith grins
[20:10] * Lollygag looks back to the box, she wants to take a look, but it's really rude to open other people's presents...
[20:11] * Lollygag smiles a little, "Hey... these Raiders... they've been fighting a lot with the um... with the ponies at that camp, right?"
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[20:11] <Wraith> "I guess?"
[20:12] * Strifer scratches her neck with a rearhoof. One of her ears flops down, again. Grumbling she jerks her head to make it stand up again.
[20:12] * Lollygag grins, "Well, it would be in the Raider's best interest, for the sake of friendship, to make sure this package hadn't been tampered with, right?"
[20:14] * Wraith laughs "I say so yea"
[20:16] * Cloudy_Breeze rolls her eyes and calls back, "Ya'll can be the one to explain why ya opened their package, then."
[20:16] <Wraith> I'd*
[20:16] * Lollygag grins a little wider, "Could I borrow your scalpel please?"
[20:17] * Desert_Eagle frowns. "Ah really don't think tha's a good idea you two."
[20:17] * Wraith roots around in her bags and takes it out, standing back up and moving over to Lollygag
[20:18] * Lollygag looks up at the front of the car where the two feather dusters are, "Oh come on, I just explained it... What if they put an explosive in here? You want the Raiders blaming us too?
[20:20] * Desert_Eagle groans. "Suit yerself."
[20:24] * Strifer is distracted scratching herself. Not that she would care even if they opened anyway.
[20:27] * Lollygag carefully takes the scalpel from Wraith and uses it to cut through the tape on the box, opening it up to take a peek inside.
[20:28] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Inside is a large, white, Stable-Tec brand refrigerator.
[20:30] <Wraith> "...A fridge? huh."
[20:30] * Lollygag whistles a little around the scalpel, holding it out for Wraith to take back.
[20:30] * Wraith repockets it
[20:31] * Lollygag smiles, "A fridge. Looks pretty nice."
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[20:34] <Wraith> "Well shit."
[20:34] <Wraith> "That'd be too much of a pain to get out."
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[20:36] * Lollygag nods a little, sighing, "Yeah... I guess we can't really open it like that... Crap..."
[20:37] <Challenger> "...Ok now I'm wondering if there's booze inside."
[20:41] * Lollygag shakes her head, "With it lying down like that... you don't know if there's anything in the door that would fall out if you opened it..."
[20:42] <Challenger> "Still..." He points at the box. "Rum."
[20:44] * Lollygag turns and climbs carefully back onto her seat, "Well... I guess we just deliver as planned then..."
[20:45] * Strifer stops scratching and sighs happily, leaning back at her seat.
[20:45] * Challenger looks at Strifer. "You gonna be alright for this?"
[20:46] * Strifer looks up and grins at Challenger. "Of course."
[20:46] * Challenger smiles. "Good."
[20:51] <~Razzmatazz|GM>  Not much later, the van trundles past a blood-soaked billboard that proudly bears the same "Rangers Go Home!" warning as the one outside Sniper's Squatter. Up the road, Cloudy_Breeze can clearly see a wooden fortification rising out of a steep hillside. This is unmistakably Severed Hoof Hill.
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[20:51] * Challenger looks out at the bilboard as it goes past. "Oh, they're gonna love me here."
[20:52] * Desert_Eagle picks his rifle up, sticking his head back into the package compartment. "We're here, look sharp."
[20:52] * Strifer can't help but snicker. "This will be fuuun~"
[20:53] * Challenger pops his neck a few times, then waits for the van to stop.
[20:54] * Wraith groans "Wonderful."
[20:55] * Cloudy_Breeze pulls the van up as close as she can before bringing it to a stop.
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[20:57] * Desert_Eagle slides his door open, hopping out as well. "Showtime folks."
[20:57] <~LesbianTimepony|GM> As soon as the door opens, two ponies in cobbled armor appear at the top of the front gate to the hill. "Hey grinders, whatchya got down there?" One asks, chuckling to his other friend.
[20:58] * Lollygag remains seated, staring out the open back of the car
[20:58] * Challenger stands to the side of the door, weapon ready, deciding to let somepony else ddo the talking.
[21:00] * Cloudy_Breeze hops out of the van. "Special delivery. Seems some packages got mixed up."
[21:00] * Wraith pulls out the pistol Challenger gave her and her grenade rifle, looking between the two then snorting and putting the pistol away
[21:00] * Strifer rocks forward and jumps out of the car. She grins wide at the aproaching ponies, taking a few steps forward, placing herself off to the right.
[21:01] * Challenger still has the BEL attached to his back.
[21:01] * Desert_Eagle is kneeling along the side of the van, DMR at the ready.
[21:01] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The guard not speaking snears at Wraith from behind his mottled mane. "OOooooh, you're those bitches from the Remnants, eh? Come in. Pain Spike's been waiting."
[21:02] * Wraith is inside the van!
[21:03] * Strifer snorts and spits on the ground. Tensing her muscles but says nothing. She glances back at Challenger.
[21:04] * Challenger nods and starts toward the door. "D, you and Wraith stay with the van for now."
[21:04] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Will do."
[21:08] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The gate, which, upon closer inspection, is covered with bones, organs, and kinds of decor that you'd expect raiders to have swings open. "And hurry up!"
[21:09] * Cloudy_Breeze heads toward the gate. She might as well go first.
[21:09] * Challenger walks thru. "Lovely decor..."
[21:10] * Lollygag smiles nervously at Wraith in the back of the car.
[21:10] * Wraith smiles at Lollygag
[21:10] * Strifer just smirks, following inside. "So, what the fuck do you have for us anyway?"
[21:11] * Desert_Eagle flies up and pertches on top of the cab of the van to keep watch.
[21:12] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The guards shake their heads. "No clue. Just give us the package and take the piece of the shit from us."
[21:15] <Challenger> "Soon as we see the package you've got for us, we'll offload yours."
[21:19] * Wraith scoots next to Lollygag "Pity about the fridge. A little booze might have been nice."
[21:20] * Lollygag smiles softly, "Well... I just wanted to check what was inside... We can always get some booze when we get back."
[21:20] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The inside of the Raider camp looks... a lot like Sniper's Squatter. The layout is identical, save for the Raider chic.  A pony covered in metal spikes and nails approaches, brandishing a rebar club in his telekinetic grasp. "Well well well, look what the Bloodwings brought in! What the fuck brings some upstart fucks like you to my humble fucking abode?"
[21:21] * Wraith giggles and nods "Might be fun."
[21:22] * Cloudy_Breeze repeats what she told the guards outside. "We're here to make a package swap."
[21:22] * Challenger stands resolute next to his squad.
[21:25] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The raider gives a yellow, toothy grin. "Well cowa-fucking-bunga! You're here to take that fucking box... right... Okay, it's right over here. Follow me, fuckers."
[21:26] * Strifer grins wide back at Pain Spike. "So what the fuck is it then, tried to fucking open it?" One of her ears flops, again.
[21:28] * Challenger follows this asshole to the package we're to pick up.
[21:28] * Cloudy_Breeze follows behind him, keeping an eye out for anything suspicious
[21:29] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The raider turns his neck as he trots over to a small shack labelled "Fuckin' Tools." "Well now... you look like a real Raider! You've been around, eh? We haven't opened it, because that fuck-ass Feldspar told us he'd kill us if we did."
[21:34] * Strifer cackles madly for a moment before following the raider, she would probebly laugh her head off at the name of the shack, but cant read. :I "Eh, yeah, mostly kicking some fucking newbie flanks in New Bridle but I've been around."
[21:34] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Cloudy_Breeze finds that they are quite literally surrounded by suspicious things.
[21:34] * Cloudy_Breeze is watching to make sure none of the suspicious things try to become personally relevant.
[21:35] * Desert_Eagle is doing the same back at the van.
[21:35] <Challenger> "So where is it? We'd like to get the fuck on with our day here."
[21:35] * Wraith leans against Lollygag a little because why not. There's not much else to do at the moment.
[21:36] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Pain Spike chuckles as he throws open the door to the Fuckin' Tool shed. Lying on the floor is a box almost identical to the one in the bac kof the truck. "Hold your fucking... erm... fucking horses, buddy. Here's the damn package. Now get it out of my sight."
[21:37] * Challenger starts pulling the package out. "A little fuckin help would be nice, asshole."
[21:38] * Cloudy_Breeze rolls her eyes. "Cool it. Ain't nopony here that's gonna be impressed when ya kick each other in the head."
[21:39] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Lollygag and Desert_Eagle hear the loud snapping of twigs and the quiet chuckles of a pack of raiders that can barely contain themselves. Pain Spike blinks. "The fuck did you call me, shit head?"
[21:40] * Challenger stands up to his full height. "You want us gone? Give us a fucking hoof getting this shit out there."
[21:40] * Desert_Eagle frowns, bringing his DMR up, swinging it towards the noise.
[21:41] * Lollygag whispers very softly, "I think... I just heard somepony moving..."
[21:42] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Desert_Eagle spots some movement on the treeline across the road. Two shapes that are certainly ponies crouch as he moves to look at him. Pain Spike sizes Challenger up and just cackles. "Oooooh, Mister Big Buck, King shit over here. What a tough guy. Move it yourself, dick head."
[21:43] * Challenger resumes pulling. "Nothin less than what I'd expect from a weakling."
[21:43] * Desert_Eagle crouches, zooming his scope in on the two ponies. "OI!" He yells.
[21:43] * Strifer shoots a glare at Pain Spike then her grin widens. "Aight shithead if you're so tough, why don't you take the fucking package down to the car youself?"
[21:44] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Pain Spike trots around in front of him and flashes another grin, looking to Srifer too. "You kidding? Moving shit is a slave's job. I look like a slave to you?" There's no response to Desert_Eagle's call.
[21:45] * Desert_Eagle stays atop the van, scanning the rest of the area for more raiders, keeping an eye on the two he had already seen.
[21:46] <Challenger> "So you can't do it without help. Nothin to be sorry for."
[21:46] * Strifer snorts "Aight Tincan, this shithead is to weak to haul his own shit out of his own camp. We get it." She moves up next to Challenger and helps him with the package
[21:48] * Challenger resumes pulling, with Strifer's help.
[21:49] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Pain Spike yawns. "Har har har. Get on with it, and get the hell out of my camp." A voice from the woods hollars "Grenade Out!" and a small apple lands on the road close to the van.
[21:50] * Wraith straightens "What was that?"
[21:50] <Desert_Eagle> "Oh FUCK NO!"
[21:51] * Cloudy_Breeze sighs. "Can we just get movin'?"
[21:51] * Lollygag was starting to slowly undo the buckles to her saddlebags when the call came. She straightens immediately too, looking out the back of the truck.
[21:52] * Strifer shoots another Glare at Pain Spike. "Fuck, fine! Lets get hauling Tincan!"
[21:53] * Challenger nods and together they pull the box out.
[21:55] <Desert_Eagle> "GET DOWN!" He dives off the van, lining up the raider who had thrown the grenade and firing twice.
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[21:58] * Wraith covers Lollygag. Hopefully shit suit can take some punishment
[21:58] <Wraith> this suit*
[22:00] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Desert_Eagle's shots connect and stagger the grenade thrower, but does nothing to actually do anything about the grenade. Which explodes. And covers the side of the truck in shrapnel.
[22:00] * Challenger perks up. "The fuck was that??"
[22:02] * Desert_Eagle hits the ground and rolls, coming up on his hooves. "Big mistake fuckers!"
[22:02] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Pain Spike looks up, genuinely surprised. "Good... question... Chum! What the fuck is-" He says before the two guards' brains are splattered all over the battlements. "-Shit."
[22:03] * Challenger comes out at a gallop. "D, what the shit!"
[22:04] <Desert_Eagle> "AMBUSH!"
[22:04] * Challenger instantly rounds on Pain Spike. "You set us up!"
[22:05] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Pain Spike arrives just behind Challenger, and skids to a halt. "Yeah, smart ass. I had two of my best guards killed so I could keep a fuckin washing machine!"
[22:05] <Challenger> "Well then what the fuck are your people attacking us for?"
[22:06] * Cloudy_Breeze hasn't stuck around. She flies up to see if she can spot what's going on.
[22:06] * Desert_Eagle takes cover behind the van, letting another pair of shots fly at the uninjured attacker.
[22:07] * Lollygag squirms underneath Wraith, "L-let me up! W-we need to take better cover!"
[22:07] * Wraith nods and gets up, offer to help Lollygag up
[22:07] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Pain Spike squints into the woods. He and Cloudy_Breeze can clearly see two raiders... or at least what are probably raiders. "Those aren't... my fucking... people..."
[22:08] * Strifer gallops around the car, completely oblivious to the things Pain Spike and Cloudy Breeze where looking at. "WHERE the FUCK are they!? I'll gut them all!"
[22:08] * Challenger turns around. "D, they're not with these guys! No limits!"
[22:09] <Desert_Eagle> "Already shootin'!"
[22:09] * Challenger pulls his rifle and runs to join Deagle behind the van. "Direction?"
[22:10] * Cloudy_Breeze calls down from her spot in midair, "They're in the trees!"
[22:10] * Desert_Eagle points towards the two ponies he had been shooting at. "There's at least two o' 'em there, and there's pro'lly more."
[22:11] * Lollygag takes Wraith's hoof, getting hurriedly to hers, "Help me open this." She points to the fridge, "I think that would be the safest place to be right now."
[22:11] * Wraith blinks and nods, moving to assist Lolly in getting the fridge open
[22:11] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  A dozen ponies clad in black combat armor and berets slink out of the woods. "Well, well, well. It's been a while, Pain Spike." Feldspar says, tossing a grenade towards the van, with a wicked smile. "You piece of shit! I'll tear you in half! You fuckers better be as good as you say, kill them all!" He cries, charging at Feldspar at full speed.
[22:12] <Challenger> "Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me!"
[22:12] * Challenger dives away from the van and grenade.
[22:12] * Desert_Eagle groans. "Here we go again!" He follows Challenger.
[22:13] * Cloudy_Breeze calls down from above. "The hell is going on, Feldspar?"
[22:13] * Strifer cackles. "OH YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!"
[22:15] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Feldspar shoots Breezy a grin. "Taking what's ours, of course." Feldspar's grenade detonates, rocking the van hard, almost tipping it. Pain Spike takes a pair of lethal swings at the beret-wearing buck.
[22:17] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  He misses both, giving Feldspar a perfect opening to plant a push knife into the Radier's back. With a groan, Pain Spike falls to the grown. "Fuuuuuck..."
[22:22] * Cloudy_Breeze glares at Feldspar. She doesn't like being duped. She fires two shots at him.
[22:24] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Both of Breezy's shots go wide and to the right. Maybe she needs to realign her sights. While she's looking at Feldspar, there's something not quite right about him.
[22:26] * Wraith pulls open the door of the fridge and picks Lollygag up with telekinesis "In you go."
[22:27] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns. She calls out, "Watch yourselves, somethin's not right here!"
[22:27] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The inside of the fridge is packed with ice cold Sparkle Colas. It doesn't look like Lolly would fit.
[22:28] * Wraith just pulls them all out with telekinesis too because GTFO
[22:29] * Lollygag squeaks softly as she's lifted, "C-careful!"
[22:30] * Challenger looks up from behind his new cover. "Oh, really? What was your first fuckin clue??"
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[22:34] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Feldspar looks up to Cloudy_Breeze. "Shut up, featherbrain!" He says, slinging a rifle off of his back and firing off a trio of shots at her.
[22:38] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Both of his shots connect, hitting Breezy in some less than protected spots.
[22:40] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Feldspar's subordinates move out of the woods and let off a volley of bullets at everypony in sight... which is most of them.
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[22:44] * Pony_660 is now known as Deagle
[22:44] * Desert_Eagle ([email protected]) Quit ( Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Deagle)) )
[22:44] * Deagle is now known as Desert_Eagle
[22:48] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Shots fly and blood is shed, while Feldspar continues to push forward into the Radier camp, across the roads.
[22:48] * Challenger takes a round. "Fuck!"
[22:48] <Desert_Eagle> "Gah! Fuck!"
[22:50] <Desert_Eagle> "Yah die! Right now!"
[22:50] * Cloudy_Breeze is hurting quite a bit.
[22:50] * Desert_Eagle slips into S.A.T.S., lining up three shots at Feldspar's head.
[22:50] * Strifer cries out as she is hit. Blood starting to leak out from under her barding, smearing against her coat. She snorts and grits her teeths. "FUCK YOU!"
[22:50] <Desert_Eagle> 2*]
[22:54] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Feldspar lets out a mighty roar as he's struck twice in the head. A forked tongue snakes from his lips as green blood seeps from his forehead. "Son of a bitch... You... piece... of shit..."
[22:55] * Desert_Eagle blinks. "Oooooooooooooh... shit."
[22:55] <Challenger> "Can't be good for us..."
[22:59] <Desert_Eagle> "Nnope."
[23:00] * Lollygag leans back and yanks open her saddlebags, pulling out the mezmetron. As the machine hums to life, she turns back to the open end of the truck, trying to see what's going on outside.
[23:03] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Pain Spike (or as Lolly sees him, some filthy raider in a nail suit), lies on the ground with a knife in his back. "Feldspar" is bleeding to death in front of the car, while maybe eight other ponies clad like Feldspar are shooting the shit out of everything.
[23:15] * Strifer smirks and charges towards one of feldspars cronies. Chatching up speed she sprints all the way. Holding her charge just as she reaches the pony and slams Opal into him.
[23:17] <Strifer> "FACEBREAKING TIME! SAY HELLO TO OPAL!"
[23:18] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The buck blinks for a second and looks down at the device Strifer punched him with. His armor dents and and he vomits a thick black ichor all over Strifer as he crumples in a heap.
[23:20] * Strifer shakes herself. "Gah, fuck me, what the hell are these things!" Grinning she looks at her next target.
[23:21] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The ichor is very sticky, and doesn't seem very willing to come off. It's also itchy.
[23:21] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Very, very itchy.
[23:25] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  A pack of Pain Spike's raiders charge into the fray too, slashing and hacking at everything in sight.
[23:25] * Strifer it  takes all her willpower not to scratch at the itch, she could do that once this was all over. "I've had it with all the fucking monsters around here spraying me with someshit!"
[23:28] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The raiders manage to down two of "Feldspar"'s troops.
[23:34] * Challenger pops out of cover briefly and fires two rounds into the nearest of Feldspar's guys.
[23:37] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Both of Challenger's shots go wide over his target's head. Some of Pain Spike's men pick up their wounded leader and carry him to the "safety" of the Package truck. "We need a doctor!" One shouts.
[23:39] <Challenger> "Wraith, if you're not busy, we could use some help out here!"
[23:42] <Wraith> "Yea yea!"
[23:45] * Cloudy_Breeze is hurting pretty bad. She flies down to the fortifications, taking cover. She lines up a headshot on Feldspar, to try to finish him off.
[23:48] * Cloudy_Breeze winces and ducks down after taking the shot.
[23:48] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Feldspar howls in pain, dropping to the floor and clutching his face. He slumps down onto the ground, bleeding to death. His cronies look blankly at Cloudy_Breeze.
[23:49] <Desert_Eagle> "HAH! Eat it!"
[23:52] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  *** Session 22 Ends ***