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- >Be Norman Normal.
- >Today, you were ill and had to stay home from school.
- >Your parents weren't very clear on what you were allowed to do and not to do.
- >"Don't play Xbox all day and sleep and drink a lot". That's what they said.
- >Of course, you weren't having any of that.
- >Xbox all day.
- >You get up and have a look at the clock.
- >9:43 AM.
- >Your parents won't be home for another 12 hours.
- >Guess what time it is.
- >You lay down on the sofa and sog your trusty console in the jaw.
- >Nothing happens.
- >You slap it again.
- >Nothing.
- >You turn your head to look at it.
- >It's got the red eye of doom.
- "Goddamnit"
- >Now you have nothing to do.
- >Fuck it, outside hasn't killed you yet.
- >You grab your jacket and head out.
- >It's quite cold outside.
- "Well fuck, guess I should've put a thicker jacket on."
- >A bit of cold hasn't ever killed a man, as far as you know anyway.
- >After a bit of walking through town, you find something most unusual.
- >A brothel.
- >You check both ways to make sure that no one sees, and head in.
- >"AAAAH ANOTHER GUEST, PERFECT!" yells a man behind you.
- >You're dragged to a room filled with other people, some male, some female, young, old, alive, dead, you fucking name it.
- >"Gentlemen!" Shouts a man in black. You all stare in his direction.
- "Come on in, right on in!"
- To our temple of sin!"
- The sensual land, sublime
- With multiple versions
- Of every perversion
- And women of every kind
- >Oh shit.
- If you’re a fellow
- Who likes a bordello
- With something on for a change,
- Two dollars more,
- You can have a dead whore
- We specialize in the strange
- "How do I get out of here" You scream internally
- If you get lucky this evening
- And one takes you up for a whirl
- Might I suggest you look under the dress
- ‘Cause we can’t tell the boys from the girls here!
- Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!
- Come and see
- Why we like to call our cathouse
- Tragedy!
- What a curious sight!
- Our female selection
- Is not quite perfection
- It’s like biting into a bitter confection
- At Cathouse Tragedy!
- >He gives you a tour around the place.
- There’s an Asian albino
- >She looks a lot like Rarity...
- And as far as I know
- She has the prosthetic eye
- And if you approve it
- She’ll gladly remove it
- If you tire of her thighs
- >Christ.
- Don’t be alarmed
- By the girl with no arms
- >That's the young one from school, what's her name? Sco-something.
- She’s actually quite a treat
- And if you wanna
- She’ll peel your banana
- She’s bloody good with her feet!
- If you get lucky this evening
- And one takes you up for a spin
- Might be suggestin’
- A lamby intestine
- You don’t know where these girls have been!
- >Fuck me, I need to get to meet that arm-less girl right now.
- >The man stares at a guy who apparently comes here alot. The man had yelled out, "LEMME FUCK SOME CATS ALREADY!"
- They called you pretty.
- >He pinches the man's cheek.
- In your hometown
- Not to be petty,
- But here in the city,
- You’re not all that pretty,
- You’re lucky we keep you around!
- Now get back to work!
- Come on in to the cathouse!
- We’ve got pussies of every kind!
- We have black, white and yellow and red ones!
- And only one or two are feline!
- I’m your benevolent MC
- And I’m here to make sure they behave
- Sure, they smell like cheese
- >You put your palm over your mouth so as to not throw up
- And they’re full of disease,
- But just think of the money you’ll save!
- >When he's done with his yelling, you just bolt out of the room and head for the young lady without arms.
- >"Aah, someone finally visited me". She says with a little smile.
- >Her smile fades away when she sees who her visitor is.
- >"You, I know you, don't I?"
- "I was going to ask you the same thing"
- >You spend some time talking.
- >*BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM*
- >"OI, THERE ARE OTHERS THAT WANTS TO GET THEIR BANANAS PEELED"
- >You just go out and head back home.
- >The first thing you do is vomit.
- >Second thing is go to bed.
- >What the hell is wrong with this city?
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