//crosshair
cl_crosshair_drawoutline "1"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio "0.35"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod "1"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod "0.5"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist "7"
cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "1.000000"
cl_crosshair_sniper_width "1"
cl_crosshairalpha "200.000000"
cl_crosshaircolor "4"
cl_crosshaircolor_b "255"
cl_crosshaircolor_g "255"
cl_crosshaircolor_r "0"
cl_crosshairdot "0"
cl_crosshairgap "-1"
cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0"
cl_crosshairscale "600"
cl_crosshairsize "3"
cl_crosshairstyle "4"
cl_crosshairthickness "1"
cl_crosshairusealpha "1"
cl_fixedcrosshairgap "-2"

cl_disablefreezecam 1
cl_cmdrate 128
cl_updaterate 128


alias +clearspray "r_cleardecals; +spray_menu"
alias -clearspray "-spray_menu"
bind mouse5 +clearspray

alias +jumpthrow "+jump;-attack;-attack2"
alias -jumpthrow "-jump"
bind h +jumpthrow

alias +kobe "+attack"
alias -kobe "say K O B E;-attack"

alias +shootshot "+attack; screenshot"
alias -shootshot "-attack"

alias "+crosshairmax" "cl_crosshairsize 5000; cl_crosshairgap -10; cl_crosshairthickness 0.5; cl_crosshair_drawoutline 0"
alias "-crosshairmax" "cl_crosshairsize 3; cl_crosshairgap -1; cl_crosshairthickness 1; cl_crosshair_drawoutline 1"
bind "mouse4" "+crosshairmax"

bind k "say Du er ret skrald tbh :steamsalty:"
bind l "say Look at you! All you do is gamble"
bind i "say noob team"
bind o "say Clutch or kek :kappa:"
bind p "say Error 404: aim.exe not found"
bind - "say same"
bind n "say Karen OP"
bind , "say Volvo pls fix"
bind 8 "say VAC!"
bind 9 "say I would call your aim cancer, but cancer can actually kill..."
bind 0 "say Pice of shit nobo only hackers"
bind . "say admin he doing it sideways"

alias trashtalk1 "say Not even Noah could carry these animals...;alias trashtalk trashtalk2"
alias trashtalk2 "say Whats the difference between a puppy and this team?;alias trashtalk trashtalk3"
alias trashtalk3 "say At least the puppy stops whining...;alias trashtalk trashtalk4"
alias trashtalk4 "say Who taught these monkeys to use a computer?;alias trashtalk trashtalk5"
alias trashtalk5 "say How did i get 4 bots on my team?;alias trashtalk trashtalk1"
alias trashtalk6 "say PLACEHOLDER;alias trashtalk trashtalk7"
alias trashtalk trashtalk1
bind 6 trashtalk

alias mlg_on "bind +mouse1 "-lookatweapon; +lookatweapon"" alias mlg mlg_off
alias mlg_off "bind -mouse1 "+lookatweapon; -lookatweapon"" alias mlg mlg_on

alias yomama1 "say Yo mama so fat she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck;alias yomama yomama2"
alias yomama2 "say Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!;alias yomama yomama3"
alias yomama3 "say Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake;alias yomama yomama4
alias yomama4 "say Yo mama so fat she has to wear a spandex wedding ring;alias yomama yomama5"
alias yomama5 "say Yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention;alias yomama yomama6"
alias yomama6 "say Yo mama so old, her memory is in black and white;alias yomama yomama7"
alias yomama7 "say Yo mama so stupid, she sold the car for gas money;alias yomama yomama8"
alias yomama8 "say Yo mama so fat, not even Jesus could lift her spirits;alias yomama yomama9"
alias yomama9 "say Yo mama so old, her birth-certificate expired;alias yomama yomama10"
alias yomama10 "say Yo mama such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles;alias yomama yomama11"
alias yomama11 "say Yo mama so old she has an autographed bible;alias yomama yomama12"
alias yomama12 "say Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth;alias yomama yomama13"
alias yomama13 "say Yo mama so fat she blocks the WiFi signal;alias yomama yomama14"
alias yomama14 "say Yo mama so poor she created a gMail account just to eat the spam;alias yomama yomama15"
alias yomama15 "say Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World;alias yomama yomama16"
alias yomama16 "say Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion;alias yomama yomama17"
alias yomama17 "say Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet;alias yomama yomama18"
alias yomama18 "say Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick;alias yomama yomama19"
alias yomama19 "say Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite;alias yomama yomama20"
alias yomama20 "say Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot;alias yomama yomama21"
alias yomama21 "say Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck;alias yomama yomama22"
alias yomama22 "say Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows;alias yomama yomama23"
alias yomama23 "say If pigs could fly, your mom would have wings;alias yomama yomama1"
alias yomama yomama1
bind 7 yomama

alias +duckjump "+jump;+duck"
alias -duckjump "-jump;-duck"
bind space +duckjump

//fps increase
cl_disablehtmlmotd "0"
cl_forcepreload "1"
fps_max "999"
r_eyegloss "0"
r_eyemove "0"
r_eyeshift_x "0"
r_eyeshift_y "0"
r_eyeshift_z "0"
r_eyesize "0"

//Weapon viewmodel script for Launders. Based on a TF2 script by /u/genemilder (http://pastebin.com/7beau8BP). Modified for csgo by /u/Flapadiddle (http://steamcommunity.com/id/flapadiddle) 2014/12/29

//This script allows one to create individual settings for each inventory slot while preserving quickswitching functionality. There is also the option to use mouse scrolling if desired. Slot4 is excluded because the grenade cycle functionality is not compatiable with this logic.

//Place this in your autoexec after verifiying that it works. You may have to remove existing binds to the keys that you use here to avoid complications.

// ========== BINDS ==========
   //Bind whatever keys you like. next/previous inventory binds are commented by default, uncomment and add keys to enable.

bind 1            eq_slot1   //primary
bind 2            eq_slot2   //secondary
bind 3            eq_slot3   //melee
bind 5            eq_slot5   //bomb
bind 4            eq_slot6   //HE grenade
bind v            eq_slot7   //flash
bind c            eq_slot8   //smoke
bind f2           eq_slot9   //decoy
bind x            eq_slot10  //molotov/incendiary
bind q            eq_lastinv   //quickswitch
//bind [key]      eq_invnext   //select next weapon
//bind [key]      eq_invprev   //select previous weapon


// ========== SETTINGS ==========
  //insert any settings you wish to add for individual slots (xhair, viewmodel, sensitivity etc.) with a semicolon and the command. the example below puts only the knife in your left hand.

alias eq_slot1_1 "slot1; set_slot1; cl_righthand 1; cl_crosshair_drawoutline 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio 0.35; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod 0.5; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist 7; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness 1; cl_crosshairalpha 200; cl_crosshaircolor 4"
alias eq_slot1_2 "cl_crosshaircolor_b 255; cl_crosshaircolor_g 255; cl_crosshaircolor_r 0; cl_crosshairdot 0; cl_crosshairgap -1; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue 0; cl_crosshairscale 600; cl_crosshairsize 3; cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairthickness 1; cl_crosshairusealpha 1; cl_fixedcrosshairgap -2"

alias eq_slot2_1 "slot2; set_slot2; cl_righthand 1; cl_crosshair_drawoutline "1"; cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio "0.35"; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod "1"; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod "0.5"; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist "7"; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "1"; cl_crosshair_sniper_width "1""
alias eq_slot2_2 "cl_crosshairalpha 255; cl_crosshaircolor 4; cl_crosshaircolor_b 50; cl_crosshaircolor_g 250; cl_crosshaircolor_r 50; cl_crosshairdot 0; cl_crosshairgap -2; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue 0; cl_crosshairscale 600; cl_crosshairsize 2; cl_crosshairstyle 5; cl_crosshairthickness 1; cl_crosshairusealpha 1; cl_fixedcrosshairgap 3"

alias eq_slot3_1 "slot3; set_slot3; cl_righthand 0; cl_crosshair_drawoutline 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio 0.35; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod 0.5; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist 7; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness 1; cl_crosshairalpha 200; cl_crosshaircolor 4"
alias eq_slot3_2 "cl_crosshaircolor_b 255; cl_crosshaircolor_g 255; cl_crosshaircolor_r 0; cl_crosshairdot 0; cl_crosshairgap -1; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue 0; cl_crosshairscale 600; cl_crosshairsize 1; cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairthickness 1; cl_crosshairusealpha 1; cl_fixedcrosshairgap -2"

alias eq_slot5_1 "slot5; set_slot5; cl_righthand 1; cl_crosshair_drawoutline 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio 0.35; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod 0.5; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist 7; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness 1; cl_crosshairalpha 200; cl_crosshaircolor 4"
alias eq_slot5_2 "cl_crosshaircolor_b 255; cl_crosshaircolor_g 255; cl_crosshaircolor_r 0; cl_crosshairdot 0; cl_crosshairgap -1; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue 0; cl_crosshairscale 600; cl_crosshairsize 1; cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairthickness 1; cl_crosshairusealpha 1; cl_fixedcrosshairgap -2"

alias eq_slot6_1 "slot6; set_slot6; cl_righthand 1; cl_crosshair_drawoutline 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio 0.35; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod 0.5; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist 7; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness 1; cl_crosshairalpha 200; cl_crosshaircolor 4"
alias eq_slot6_2 "cl_crosshaircolor_b 255; cl_crosshaircolor_g 255; cl_crosshaircolor_r 0; cl_crosshairdot 0; cl_crosshairgap -1; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue 0; cl_crosshairscale 600; cl_crosshairsize 3; cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairthickness 1; cl_crosshairusealpha 1; cl_fixedcrosshairgap -2"

alias eq_slot7_1 "slot7; set_slot7; cl_righthand 1; cl_crosshair_drawoutline 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio 0.35; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod 0.5; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist 7; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness 1; cl_crosshairalpha 200; cl_crosshaircolor 4"
alias eq_slot7_2 "cl_crosshaircolor_b 255; cl_crosshaircolor_g 255; cl_crosshaircolor_r 0; cl_crosshairdot 0; cl_crosshairgap -1; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue 0; cl_crosshairscale 600; cl_crosshairsize 3; cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairthickness 1; cl_crosshairusealpha 1; cl_fixedcrosshairgap -2"

alias eq_slot8_1 "slot8; set_slot8; cl_righthand 1; cl_crosshair_drawoutline 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio 0.35; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod 0.5; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist 7; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness 1; cl_crosshairalpha 200; cl_crosshaircolor 4"
alias eq_slot8_2 "cl_crosshaircolor_b 255; cl_crosshaircolor_g 255; cl_crosshaircolor_r 0; cl_crosshairdot 0; cl_crosshairgap -1; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue 0; cl_crosshairscale 600; cl_crosshairsize 3; cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairthickness 1; cl_crosshairusealpha 1; cl_fixedcrosshairgap -2"

alias eq_slot9_1 "slot9; set_slot9; cl_righthand 1; cl_crosshair_drawoutline 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio 0.35; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod 0.5; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist 7; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness 1; cl_crosshairalpha 200; cl_crosshaircolor 4"
alias eq_slot9_2 "cl_crosshaircolor_b 255; cl_crosshaircolor_g 255; cl_crosshaircolor_r 0; cl_crosshairdot 0; cl_crosshairgap -1; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue 0; cl_crosshairscale 600; cl_crosshairsize 3; cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairthickness 1; cl_crosshairusealpha 1; cl_fixedcrosshairgap -2"

alias eq_slot10_1 "slot10; set_slot10; cl_righthand 1; cl_crosshair_drawoutline 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio 0.35; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod 0.5; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist 7; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness 1; cl_crosshairalpha 200; cl_crosshaircolor 4"
alias eq_slot10_2 "cl_crosshaircolor_b 255; cl_crosshaircolor_g 255; cl_crosshaircolor_r 0; cl_crosshairdot 0; cl_crosshairgap -1; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue 0; cl_crosshairscale 600; cl_crosshairsize 3; cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairthickness 1; cl_crosshairusealpha 1; cl_fixedcrosshairgap -2"

alias eq_slot1    "eq_slot1_1;eq_slot1_2"
alias eq_slot2    "eq_slot2_1;eq_slot2_2"
alias eq_slot3    "eq_slot3_1;eq_slot3_2"
alias eq_slot5    "eq_slot5_1;eq_slot5_2"
alias eq_slot6    "eq_slot6_1;eq_slot6_2"
alias eq_slot7    "eq_slot7_1;eq_slot7_2"
alias eq_slot8    "eq_slot8_1;eq_slot8_2"
alias eq_slot9    "eq_slot9_1;eq_slot9_2"
alias eq_slot10   "eq_slot10_1;eq_slot10_2"


// ========== LOGIC ==========
  //No touching. Basically this manually implements quiswitching without the 'lastinv' command and next/previous inventory selection

alias qs_slot1    "alias eq_invnext eq_slot2; alias eq_invprev eq_slot10; set_lastinv; alias set_lastinv alias eq_lastinv eq_slot1; alias set_slot1 ; alias set_slot2 qs_slot2; alias set_slot3 qs_slot3; alias set_slot5 qs_slot5; alias set_slot6 qs_slot6; alias set_slot7 qs_slot7; alias set_slot8 qs_slot8; alias set_slot9 qs_slot9; alias set_slot10 qs_slot10"
alias qs_slot2    "alias eq_invnext eq_slot3; alias eq_invprev eq_slot1; set_lastinv; alias set_lastinv alias eq_lastinv eq_slot2; alias set_slot1 qs_slot1; alias set_slot2 ; alias set_slot3 qs_slot3; alias set_slot5 qs_slot5; alias set_slot6 qs_slot6; alias set_slot7 qs_slot7; alias set_slot8 qs_slot8; alias set_slot9 qs_slot9; alias set_slot10 qs_slot10"
alias qs_slot3    "alias eq_invnext eq_slot5; alias eq_invprev eq_slot2; set_lastinv; alias set_lastinv alias eq_lastinv eq_slot3; alias set_slot1 qs_slot1; alias set_slot2 qs_slot2; alias set_slot3 ; alias set_slot5 qs_slot5; alias set_slot6 qs_slot6; alias set_slot7 qs_slot7; alias set_slot8 qs_slot8; alias set_slot9 qs_slot9; alias set_slot10 qs_slot10"
alias qs_slot5    "alias eq_invnext eq_slot6; alias eq_invprev eq_slot3; set_lastinv; alias set_lastinv alias eq_lastinv eq_slot5; alias set_slot1 qs_slot1; alias set_slot2 qs_slot2; alias set_slot3 qs_slot3; alias set_slot5 ; alias set_slot6 qs_slot6; alias set_slot7 qs_slot7; alias set_slot8 qs_slot8; alias set_slot9 qs_slot9; alias set_slot10 qs_slot10"
alias qs_slot6    "alias eq_invnext eq_slot7; alias eq_invprev eq_slot5; set_lastinv; alias set_lastinv alias eq_lastinv eq_slot6; alias set_slot1 qs_slot1; alias set_slot2 qs_slot2; alias set_slot3 qs_slot3; alias set_slot5 qs_slot5; alias set_slot6 ; alias set_slot7 qs_slot7; alias set_slot8 qs_slot8; alias set_slot9 qs_slot9; alias set_slot10 qs_slot10"
alias qs_slot7    "alias eq_invnext eq_slot8; alias eq_invprev eq_slot6; set_lastinv; alias set_lastinv alias eq_lastinv eq_slot7; alias set_slot1 qs_slot1; alias set_slot2 qs_slot2; alias set_slot3 qs_slot3; alias set_slot5 qs_slot5; alias set_slot6 qs_slot6; alias set_slot7 ; alias set_slot8 qs_slot8; alias set_slot9 qs_slot9; alias set_slot10 qs_slot10"
alias qs_slot8    "alias eq_invnext eq_slot9; alias eq_invprev eq_slot7; set_lastinv; alias set_lastinv alias eq_lastinv eq_slot8; alias set_slot1 qs_slot1; alias set_slot2 qs_slot2; alias set_slot3 qs_slot3; alias set_slot5 qs_slot5; alias set_slot6 qs_slot6; alias set_slot7 qs_slot7; alias set_slot8 ; alias set_slot9 qs_slot9; alias set_slot10 qs_slot10"
alias qs_slot9    "alias eq_invnext eq_slot10; alias eq_invprev eq_slot8; set_lastinv; alias set_lastinv alias eq_lastinv eq_slot9; alias set_slot1 qs_slot1; alias set_slot2 qs_slot2; alias set_slot3 qs_slot3; alias set_slot5 qs_slot5; alias set_slot6 qs_slot6; alias set_slot7 qs_slot7; alias set_slot8 qs_slot8; alias set_slot9 ; alias set_slot10 qs_slot10"
alias qs_slot10   "alias eq_invnext eq_slot1; alias eq_invprev eq_slot9; set_lastinv; alias set_lastinv alias eq_lastinv eq_slot10; alias set_slot1 qs_slot1; alias set_slot2 qs_slot2; alias set_slot3 qs_slot3; alias set_slot5 qs_slot5; alias set_slot6 qs_slot6; alias set_slot7 qs_slot7; alias set_slot8 qs_slot8; alias set_slot9 qs_slot9; alias set_slot10 "

qs_slot2
eq_slot3

// ========== SCRIPT OVERWRITE ==========
 //in case you done messed something up, uncomment the beginning of each line.

//bind 1            slot1   //primary
//bind 2            slot2   //secondary
//bind 3            slot3   //melee
//bind 5            slot5   //bomb
//bind 4            slot6   //HE grenade
//bind mouse4       slot7   //flash
//bind mouse5       slot8   //smoke
//bind x            slot9   //decoy
//bind c            slot10  //molotov/incendiary
//bind q            lastinv //quickswitch
//bind [key]        invnext //select next weapon
//bind [key]        invprev //select previous weapon

cl_join_advertise "2" //folk behøver ej invite
cl_radar_always_centered "0"
cl_radar_icon_scale_min "1"
cl_radar_scale "0.3"
cl_hud_radar_scale "1.15"
cl_radar_square_with_scoreboard "1"
cl_radar_rotate "0"

cl_teammate_colors_show "2"
snd_mixahead "0.05"

bind f2 "slot9" //Decoy
bind x "slot10" //Molly
bind c "slot8" //Smoke
bind v "slot7" //Flash
bind 4 "slot6" //HE

bind mouse1 "+attack"
bind t "use weapon_knife; use weapon_c4;drop"
bind alt "toggle cl_righthand"
bind z "+voicerecord"
bind mouse3 "toggle voice_enable"


bind mwheeldown "+jump"

alias heil1 "say .卐    卐卐卐; alias heil heil2"
alias heil2 "say .卐    卐; alias heil heil3"
alias heil3 "say .卐卐卐卐卐; alias heil heil4"
alias heil4 "say .        卐    卐; alias heil heil5"m
alias heil5 "say .卐卐卐    卐; alias heil heil1"
alias heil heil1

developer "1"
con_filter_text "Damage"
con_filter_text_out "Player:"
con_filter_enable "2"

bind f8 "say U liek my haxZ? U can has dem @ www.pjottrnordbeckshaxz.com/V0lv0N0zD1sHaxZz"


gameinstructor_enable 0;
alias noobon "say noobhelp enabled; gameinstructor_enable 1; alias noob nooboff"
alias nooboff "say noobhelp disabled; gameinstructor_enable 0; alias noob noobon"
alias noob nooboff
bind f1 noob
nooboff

sensitivity 1.56
alias sensnorm "sensitivity 1.56; alias sens senshigh"
alias senshigh "sensitivity 1000; say Spinbot by PjottrNordbecksHackz.com; alias sens sensnorm"
alias sens senshigh
bind scrolllock sens

alias "DaZeD0" "say Okay. Can you guys actually legitimately imagine waking up next to DaZed in the morning?; alias DaZeD DaZeD1"
alias "DaZeD1" "say You'd wake up, rub your eyes, have a nice stretch while yawning..; alias DaZeD DaZeD2"
alias "DaZeD2" "say then you'd look to your right and see this 10/10 aesthetic god next to you.; alias DaZeD DaZeD3"
alias "DaZeD3" "say Are you telling me that wouldn't make your day? Your month? Even your year?; alias DaZeD DaZeD4"
alias "DaZeD4" "say Would you run your fingers down through his hair? I would.; alias DaZeD DaZeD5"
alias "DaZeD5" "say Imagine how that would feel. Silky smooth model hair going through your finger tips.; alias DaZeD DaZeD6"
alias "DaZeD6" "say God damn. That would be amazing.; alias DaZeD DaZeD7"
alias "DaZeD7" "say Then he would wake up and look at you.; alias DaZeD DaZeD8"
alias "DaZeD8" "say He'd say 'Hey you' with a cheeky smile on his face while biting his lip.; alias DaZeD DaZeD9"
alias "DaZeD9" "say You'd ask him 'Is everything okay? Can i make you break fast??'; alias DaZeD DaZeD10"
alias "DaZeD10" "say And he'd say 'Everything I need is right here in front of me'; alias DaZeD DaZeD11"
alias "DaZeD11" "say as he'd playfully punch your shoulder.; alias DaZeD DaZeD12"
alias "DaZeD12" "say You would sit up a little and eye him, looking at his face, and slowly down to his chest,; alias DaZeD DaZeD13"
alias "DaZeD13" "say down further to his abs, and eventualy down to his you know what.; alias DaZeD DaZeD14"
alias "DaZeD14" "say He would look you straight in the eyes and say 'Let's do it'.; alias DaZeD DaZeD15"
alias "DaZeD15" "say Are you guys really gonna sit there and tell me that wouldn't be awesome?; alias DaZeD DaZeD0"
alias DaZeD DaZeD0
bind j DaZeD

alias Cena Cena0
alias "Cena0" "say I sexually Identify as John Cena.; alias Cena Cena1"
alias "Cena1" "say Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM.; alias Cena Cena2"
alias "Cena2" "say People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care,; alias Cena Cena3"
alias "Cena3" "say You Can't See Me.; alias Cena Cena4"
alias "Cena4" "say I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect.; alias Cena Cena5"
alias "Cena5" "say From now on I want you guys to call me 'Champ' and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up.; alias Cena Cena6"
alias "Cena6" "say If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege.; alias Cena Cena7"
alias "Cena7" "say Thank you for being so understanding.; alias Cena Cena0"
bind f9 Cena

alias "rusrus0" "say Mudak; alias rusrus rusrus1"//Grim mongol
alias "rusrus1" "say Pidaras; alias rusrus rusrus2"//Homo
alias "rusrus2" "say Mamku ebal; alias rusrus rusrus3"//Kneppet din mor
alias "rusrus3" "say Kurva; alias rusrus rusrus4"//Luder (polsk)
alias "rusrus4" "say Idi an xuy; alias rusrus rusrus5"//Går til din pik
alias "rusrus5" "say Bombot??; alias rusrus rusrus6"//Eksploderer din røv?
alias "rusrus6" "say Ebannyy nasos; alias rusrus rusrus7"//kneppet støvsuger
alias "rusrus7" "say Pidar poslednej stepeni; alias rusrus rusrus8"// lortebøsse
alias "rusrus8" "say Oxuet ne vatat; alias rusrus rusrus9"//FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
alias "rusrus9" "say Suka; alias rusrus rusrus10"//luder
alias "rusrus10" "say Bljat; alias rusrus rusrus11"//mandeluder
alias "rusrus11" "say Dolboeb; alias rusrus rusrus12"//mongol
alias "rusrus12" "say Evrey; alias rusrus rusrus13"//nærige jøde
alias "rusrus13" "say Govno; alias rusrus rusrus14"//lort
alias "rusrus14" "say An koleni suka; alias rusrus rusrus15"//ned på knæ, luder
alias "rusrus15" "say Che tebe nado skolnik; alias rusrus rusrus16"//Hvad ved du din skoledreng
alias "rusrus16" "say Ochki protri; alias rusrus rusrus17"//vask dine briller
alias "rusrus17" "say Obosralsja na B; alias rusrus rusrus18"//Sked i bukserne på B
alias "rusrus18" "say Dcp; alias rusrus rusrus19"//Spadser
alias "rusrus19" "say Sosi!!; alias rusrus rusrus20"//sut!
alias "rusrus20" "say Noob; alias rusrus rusrus21"//Fooking noob
alias "rusrus21" "say Uebok; alias rusrus rusrus22"//mongol
alias "rusrus22" "say Pizdec; alias rusrus rusrus23"//fuck
alias "rusrus23" "say Daun; alias rusrus rusrus24"//Spadser
alias "rusrus24" "say Jeto pizdec; alias rusrus rusrus26"//det er fucked boyz
alias "rusrus26" "say Urod; alias rusrus rusrus27"//grimme menneske
alias "rusrus27" "say Prigoraet??; alias rusrus rusrus28"//Brænder på din røv
alias "rusrus28" "say Baklazhan ty ebannyj; alias rusrus rusrus0"//Kneppet aubergine
alias rusrus rusrus0
bind m rusrus

//22
alias taytay taytay0 // To use this taunt, bind a key to "taytay"
alias "taytay0" "say It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters; alias taytay taytay1"
alias "taytay1" "say And make fun of our exes, uh uh, uh uh.; alias taytay taytay2"
alias "taytay2" "say It feels like a perfect night for breakfast at midnight; alias taytay taytay3"
alias "taytay3" "say To fall in love with strangers, uh uh, uh uh.; alias taytay taytay4"
alias "taytay4" "say Yeah,; alias taytay taytay5"
alias "taytay5" "say We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time; alias taytay taytay6"
alias "taytay6" "say It's miserable and magical.; alias taytay taytay7"
alias "taytay7" "say Oh, yeah; alias taytay taytay8"
alias "taytay8" "say Tonight's the night when we forget about the deadlines; alias taytay taytay9"
alias "taytay9" "say It's time; alias taytay taytay10"
alias "taytay10" "say Uh oh!; alias taytay taytay11"
alias "taytay11" "say I don't know about you; alias taytay taytay12"
alias "taytay12" "say But I'm feeling 22; alias taytay taytay13"
alias "taytay13" "say Everything will be alright; alias taytay taytay14"
alias "taytay14" "say If you keep me next to you; alias taytay taytay15"
alias "taytay15" "say You don't know about me; alias taytay taytay16"
alias "taytay16" "say But I'll bet you want to; alias taytay taytay17"
alias "taytay17" "say Everything will be alright; alias taytay taytay18"
alias "taytay18" "say If we just keep dancing like we're; alias taytay taytay19"
alias "taytay19" "say 22, ooh-ooh; alias taytay taytay20"
alias "taytay20" "say 22, ooh-ooh; alias taytay taytay21"
alias "taytay21" "say It seems like one of those nights,; alias taytay taytay22"
alias "taytay22" "say This place is too crowded.; alias taytay taytay23"
alias "taytay23" "say Too many cool kids, uh uh, uh uh (who's Taylor Swift anyway, ew?); alias taytay taytay24"
alias "taytay24" "say It seems like one of those nights,; alias taytay taytay25"
alias "taytay25" "say We ditch the whole scene and end up dreaming; alias taytay taytay26"
alias "taytay26" "say Instead of sleeping.; alias taytay taytay27"
alias "taytay27" "say Yeah,; alias taytay taytay28"
alias "taytay28" "say We're happy, free, confused, and lonely in the best way; alias taytay taytay29"
alias "taytay29" "say It's miserable and magical.; alias taytay taytay30"
alias "taytay30" "say Oh, yeah; alias taytay taytay31"
alias "taytay31" "say Tonight's the night when we forget about the heartbreaks; alias taytay taytay32"
alias "taytay32" "say It's time; alias taytay taytay33"
alias "taytay33" "say Uh oh! (hey!); alias taytay taytay34"
alias "taytay34" "say I don't know about you; alias taytay taytay35"
alias "taytay35" "say But I'm feeling 22; alias taytay taytay36"
alias "taytay36" "say Everything will be alright; alias taytay taytay37"
alias "taytay37" "say If you keep me next to you; alias taytay taytay38"
alias "taytay38" "say You don't know about me; alias taytay taytay39"
alias "taytay39" "say But I'll bet you want to; alias taytay taytay40"
alias "taytay40" "say Everything will be alright (alright); alias taytay taytay41"
alias "taytay41" "say If we just keep dancing like we're; alias taytay taytay42"
alias "taytay42" "say 22, ooh-ooh (oh, oh, oh); alias taytay taytay43"
alias "taytay43" "say 22, ooh-ooh; alias taytay taytay44"
alias "taytay44" "say I don't know about you; alias taytay taytay45"
alias "taytay45" "say 22, ooh-ooh; alias taytay taytay46"
alias "taytay46" "say 22, ooh-ooh; alias taytay taytay47"
alias "taytay47" "say It feels like one of those nights,; alias taytay taytay48"
alias "taytay48" "say We ditch the whole scene.; alias taytay taytay49"
alias "taytay49" "say It feels like one of those nights,; alias taytay taytay50"
alias "taytay50" "say We won't be sleeping.; alias taytay taytay51"
alias "taytay51" "say It feels like one of those nights,; alias taytay taytay52"
alias "taytay52" "say You look like bad news.; alias taytay taytay53"
alias "taytay53" "say I gotta have you,; alias taytay taytay54"
alias "taytay54" "say I gotta have you.; alias taytay taytay55"
alias "taytay55" "say Ooh-ooh; alias taytay taytay56"
alias "taytay56" "say Ooh-ooh, ye-e-e-e-eah, hey; alias taytay taytay57"
alias "taytay57" "say I don't know about you (I don't know about you); alias taytay taytay58"
alias "taytay58" "say But I'm feeling 22; alias taytay taytay59"
alias "taytay59" "say Everything will be alright; alias taytay taytay60"
alias "taytay60" "say If you keep me next to you; alias taytay taytay61"
alias "taytay61" "say You don't know about me (you don't know about me); alias taytay taytay62"
alias "taytay62" "say But I'll bet you want to; alias taytay taytay63"
alias "taytay63" "say Everything will be alright; alias taytay taytay64"
alias "taytay64" "say If we just keep dancing like we're; alias taytay taytay65"
alias "taytay65" "say 22, ooh-ooh; alias taytay taytay66"
alias "taytay66" "say 22, ooh-ooh; alias taytay taytay67"
alias "taytay67" "say 22, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah; alias taytay taytay68"
alias "taytay68" "say 22, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah; alias taytay taytay69"
alias "taytay69" "say It feels like one of those nights,; alias taytay taytay70"
alias "taytay70" "say We ditch the whole scene; alias taytay taytay71"
alias "taytay71" "say It feels like one of those nights,; alias taytay taytay72"
alias "taytay72" "say We won't be sleeping; alias taytay taytay73"
alias "taytay73" "say It feels like one of those nights,; alias taytay taytay74"
alias "taytay74" "say You look like bad news,; alias taytay taytay75"
alias "taytay75" "say I gotta have you,; alias taytay taytay76"
alias "taytay76" "say I gotta have you.; alias taytay taytay77"
//Blank Space
alias "taytay77" "say Nice to meet you, where you been?; alias taytay taytay78"
alias "taytay78" "say I could show you incredible things; alias taytay taytay79"
alias "taytay79" "say Magic, madness, heaven, sin; alias taytay taytay80"
alias "taytay80" "say Saw you there and I thought; alias taytay taytay81"
alias "taytay81" "say Oh my God, look at that face; alias taytay taytay82"
alias "taytay82" "say You look like my next mistake; alias taytay taytay83"
alias "taytay83" "say Love's a game, wanna play?; alias taytay taytay84"
alias "taytay84" "say New money, suit and tie; alias taytay taytay85"
alias "taytay85" "say I can read you like a magazine; alias taytay taytay86"
alias "taytay86" "say Ain't it funny, rumors fly; alias taytay taytay87"
alias "taytay87" "say And I know you heard about me; alias taytay taytay88"
alias "taytay88" "say So hey, let's be friends; alias taytay taytay89"
alias "taytay89" "say I'm dying to see how this one ends; alias taytay taytay90"
alias "taytay90" "say Grab your passport and my hand; alias taytay taytay91"
alias "taytay91" "say I can make the bad guys good for a weekend; alias taytay taytay92"
alias "taytay92" "say So it's gonna be forever; alias taytay taytay93"
alias "taytay93" "say Or it's gonna go down in flames; alias taytay taytay94"
alias "taytay94" "say You can tell me when it's over; alias taytay taytay95"
alias "taytay95" "say If the high was worth the pain; alias taytay taytay96"
alias "taytay96" "say Got a long list of ex-lovers; alias taytay taytay97"
alias "taytay97" "say They'll tell you I'm insane; alias taytay taytay98"
alias "taytay98" "say 'Cause you know I love the players; alias taytay taytay99"
alias "taytay99" "say And you love the game; alias taytay taytay100"
alias "taytay100" "say 'Cause we're young and we're reckless; alias taytay taytay101"
alias "taytay101" "say We'll take this way too far; alias taytay taytay102"
alias "taytay102" "say It'll leave you breathless; alias taytay taytay103"
alias "taytay103" "say Or with a nasty scar; alias taytay taytay104"
alias "taytay104" "say Got a long list of ex-lovers; alias taytay taytay105"
alias "taytay105" "say They'll tell you I'm insane; alias taytay taytay106"
alias "taytay106" "say But I've got a blank space, baby; alias taytay taytay107"
alias "taytay107" "say And I'll write your name; alias taytay taytay108"
alias "taytay108" "say Cherry lips, crystal skies; alias taytay taytay109"
alias "taytay109" "say I could show you incredible things; alias taytay taytay110"
alias "taytay110" "say Stolen kisses, pretty lies; alias taytay taytay111"
alias "taytay111" "say You're the King, baby, I'm your Queen; alias taytay taytay112"
alias "taytay112" "say Find out what you want; alias taytay taytay113"
alias "taytay113" "say Be that girl for a month; alias taytay taytay114"
alias "taytay114" "say Wait, the worst is yet to come, oh no; alias taytay taytay115"
alias "taytay115" "say Screaming, crying, perfect storms; alias taytay taytay116"
alias "taytay116" "say I can make all the tables turn; alias taytay taytay117"
alias "taytay117" "say Rose garden filled with thorns; alias taytay taytay118"
alias "taytay118" "say Keep you second guessing like; alias taytay taytay119"
alias "taytay119" "say 'Oh my God, who is she?'; alias taytay taytay120"
alias "taytay120" "say I get drunk on jealousy; alias taytay taytay121"
alias "taytay121" "say But you'll come back each time you leave; alias taytay taytay122"
alias "taytay122" "say 'Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream; alias taytay taytay123"
alias "taytay123" "say So it's gonna be forever; alias taytay taytay124"
alias "taytay124" "say Or it's gonna go down in flames; alias taytay taytay125"
alias "taytay125" "say You can tell me when it's over; alias taytay taytay126"
alias "taytay126" "say If the high was worth the pain; alias taytay taytay127"
alias "taytay127" "say Got a long list of ex-lovers; alias taytay taytay128"
alias "taytay128" "say They'll tell you I'm insane; alias taytay taytay129"
alias "taytay129" "say 'Cause you know I love the players; alias taytay taytay130"
alias "taytay130" "say And you love the game; alias taytay taytay131"
alias "taytay131" "say 'Cause we're young and we're reckless; alias taytay taytay132"
alias "taytay132" "say We'll take this way too far; alias taytay taytay133"
alias "taytay133" "say It'll leave you breathless; alias taytay taytay134"
alias "taytay134" "say Or with a nasty scar; alias taytay taytay135"
alias "taytay135" "say Got a long list of ex-lovers; alias taytay taytay136"
alias "taytay136" "say They'll tell you I'm insane; alias taytay taytay137"
alias "taytay137" "say But I've got a blank space, baby; alias taytay taytay138"
alias "taytay138" "say And I'll write your name; alias taytay taytay139"
alias "taytay139" "say Boys only want love if it's torture; alias taytay taytay140"
alias "taytay140" "say Don't say I didn't say, I didn't warn ya; alias taytay taytay141"
alias "taytay141" "say Boys only want love if it's torture; alias taytay taytay142"
alias "taytay142" "say Don't say I didn't say, I didn't warn ya; alias taytay taytay143"
alias "taytay143" "say So it's gonna be forever; alias taytay taytay144"
alias "taytay144" "say Or it's gonna go down in flames; alias taytay taytay145"
alias "taytay145" "say You can tell me when it's over; alias taytay taytay146"
alias "taytay146" "say If the high was worth the pain; alias taytay taytay147"
alias "taytay147" "say Got a long list of ex-lovers; alias taytay taytay148"
alias "taytay148" "say They'll tell you I'm insane; alias taytay taytay149"
alias "taytay149" "say 'Cause you know I love the players; alias taytay taytay150"
alias "taytay150" "say And you love the game; alias taytay taytay151"
alias "taytay151" "say 'Cause we're young and we're reckless; alias taytay taytay152"
alias "taytay152" "say We'll take this way too far; alias taytay taytay153"
alias "taytay153" "say It'll leave you breathless; alias taytay taytay154"
alias "taytay154" "say Or with a nasty scar; alias taytay taytay155"
alias "taytay155" "say Got a long list of ex-lovers; alias taytay taytay156"
alias "taytay156" "say They'll tell you I'm insane; alias taytay taytay157"
alias "taytay157" "say But I've got a blank space, baby; alias taytay taytay158"
alias "taytay158" "say And I'll write your name; alias taytay taytay159"
//Wildest Dreams
alias "taytay159" "say He said, 'Let's get out of this town,; alias taytay taytay160"
alias "taytay160" "say Drive out of the city, away from the crowds.'; alias taytay taytay161"
alias "taytay161" "say I thought heaven can't help me now.; alias taytay taytay162"
alias "taytay162" "say Nothing lasts forever, but this is gonna take me down; alias taytay taytay163"
alias "taytay163" "say He's so tall and handsome as hell; alias taytay taytay164"
alias "taytay164" "say He's so bad but he does it so well; alias taytay taytay165"
alias "taytay165" "say I can see the end as it begins; alias taytay taytay166"
alias "taytay166" "say My one condition is; alias taytay taytay167"
alias "taytay167" "say Say you'll remember me; alias taytay taytay168"
alias "taytay168" "say Standing in a nice dress,; alias taytay taytay169"
alias "taytay169" "say Staring at the sunset, babe; alias taytay taytay170"
alias "taytay170" "say Red lips and rosy cheeks; alias taytay taytay171"
alias "taytay171" "say Say you'll see me again; alias taytay taytay172"
alias "taytay172" "say Even if it's just in your; alias taytay taytay173"
alias "taytay173" "say Wildest dreams, ah-ha ohh,; alias taytay taytay174"
alias "taytay174" "say Wildest dreams, ah-ha ohh.; alias taytay taytay175"
alias "taytay175" "say I said, 'No one has to know what we do, '; alias taytay taytay176"
alias "taytay176" "say His hands are in my hair, his clothes are in my room; alias taytay taytay177"
alias "taytay177" "say And his voice is a familiar sound,; alias taytay taytay178"
alias "taytay178" "say Nothing lasts forever but this is getting good now; alias taytay taytay179"
alias "taytay179" "say He's so tall and handsome as hell; alias taytay taytay180"
alias "taytay180" "say He's so bad but he does it so well; alias taytay taytay181"
alias "taytay181" "say And when we've had our very last kiss; alias taytay taytay182"
alias "taytay182" "say My last request it is; alias taytay taytay183"
alias "taytay183" "say Say you'll remember me; alias taytay taytay184"
alias "taytay184" "say Standing in a nice dress,; alias taytay taytay185"
alias "taytay185" "say Staring at the sunset, babe; alias taytay taytay186"
alias "taytay186" "say Red lips and rosy cheeks; alias taytay taytay187"
alias "taytay187" "say Say you'll see me again; alias taytay taytay188"
alias "taytay188" "say Even if it's just in your; alias taytay taytay189"
alias "taytay189" "say Wildest dreams, ah-ha ohh,; alias taytay taytay190"
alias "taytay190" "say Wildest dreams, ah-ha ohh.; alias taytay taytay191"
alias "taytay191" "say You see me in hindsight; alias taytay taytay192"
alias "taytay192" "say Tangled up with you all night; alias taytay taytay193"
alias "taytay193" "say Burning it down; alias taytay taytay194"
alias "taytay194" "say Someday when you leave me; alias taytay taytay195"
alias "taytay195" "say I bet these memories; alias taytay taytay196"
alias "taytay196" "say Follow you around; alias taytay taytay197"
alias "taytay197" "say You'll see me in hindsight; alias taytay taytay198"
alias "taytay198" "say Tangled up with you all night; alias taytay taytay199"
alias "taytay199" "say Burning it down; alias taytay taytay200"
alias "taytay200" "say Someday when you leave me; alias taytay taytay201"
alias "taytay201" "say I bet these memories; alias taytay taytay202"
alias "taytay202" "say Follow you around; alias taytay taytay203"
alias "taytay203" "say Say you'll remember me; alias taytay taytay204"
alias "taytay204" "say Standing in a nice dress,; alias taytay taytay205"
alias "taytay205" "say Staring at the sunset, babe; alias taytay taytay206"
alias "taytay206" "say Red lips and rosy cheeks; alias taytay taytay207"
alias "taytay207" "say Say you'll see me again; alias taytay taytay208"
alias "taytay208" "say Even if it's just pretend; alias taytay taytay209"
alias "taytay209" "say Say you'll remember me; alias taytay taytay210"
alias "taytay210" "say Standing in a nice dress,; alias taytay taytay211"
alias "taytay211" "say Staring at the sunset, babe; alias taytay taytay212"
alias "taytay212" "say Red lips and rosy cheeks; alias taytay taytay213"
alias "taytay213" "say Say you'll see me again; alias taytay taytay214"
alias "taytay214" "say Even if it's just in your (just pretend, just pretend); alias taytay taytay215"
alias "taytay215" "say Wildest dreams, ah-ha ohh; alias taytay taytay216"
alias "taytay216" "say In your wildest dreams, ah-ha ohh; alias taytay taytay217"
alias "taytay217" "say (Even if it's just in your wildest dreams) ah-ha; alias taytay taytay218"
alias "taytay218" "say In your wildest dreams, ah-ha.; alias taytay taytay0"

alias test echo test

clear
exec gaben