For Heshie 1

>You're tired of life
>People are shit and everything is shit
>You wish you were in Equestria where you could work hard and see something from it
>Hell you wouldn't mind working with your second favorite p0ny Applejack
>You look out the window and see a star
"I wish I could work with Applejack on the farm...maybe even be Applejack's lover"
>It flashes beckoning you to walk toward the window
"What the?"
>You see it flash a few times
>Suddenly you're blinded by pure white
>You rub your eyes then your head
"What the fuck man"
>You walk out of the woods and see a familiar red barn
>Oh could it be?
>You hear some cheerful whistling coming from the barn
>You run in it with pure joy
"APPLEJACK!"
>"Huh? What the?"
>You see the...orange...stallion?
"..."
>"Well howdy der fella, the name's Applejack but I guess you already knew dat. What's yer name?"
>You wanted female Applejack not...not this
>Applejack started to give you bedroom eyes
>"Why don't you come in feller, we have some good. BIG. juicy apples"
"I never asked for this"