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- Main story by Anonymous;
- >Day Anon's shitty humor is too much for the ponies in Equestria.
- >You are Anon and you were declared to have the worst jokes.
- >Atleast back on Earth.
- >For some reason ponies thought that your jokes were comedy gold and couldn't resist laughing at them.
- >You even managed to make Celestia herself to laugh like a maniac.
- >After that, she pleaded you to make less jokes so that ponies wouldn't lose their sides permanently.
- >But there was one, who was able to keep a straight face after your jokes.
- >Maud Pie, Pinkie Pie's sister.
- >No matter what you tried, she would always resist the urge to laugh.
- >One time you got close. You saw clearly that the corners of her mouth twitched.
- >Today you are going to make her laugh. Here in the Sugarcube Corner.
- >You patiently wait for her to come downstairs and prepare your best jokes.
- >"Anon, what are you doing so early here? It's barely 6 AM"
- >You look at the counter and see Mr Cake.
- "I'm on a mission. It's the most important thing and it could change the world as we know it."
- >"What kind of mission and why here?"
- "It's classified. Don't ask anymore questions or I'm forced to use my jokes on you."
- >"Wha-..."
- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
- >"Umm... I don't know. Why?"
- "To get to the other side of course"
- >Mr Cake erupts in a mad laughter, he can barely keep on his hooves.
- >"Hahaahaaha. Anon hahaha. That was a good hahahaah one."
- >Not long and he passes out due to the lack of air to breath.
- "Now to wait for the main target."
- >"Who's the main target?"
- >It's Pinkie. She just appeared out of nowhere, like usual.
- "Your sister Maud. I'm gonna make her laugh. Wanna help?"
- >Pinkie was the second funniest person in all Equestria, her help should come in handy.
- >"Okie dokie lokie. What do you want me to do?"
- "You have to make sure that Maud hears all my jokes and doesn't escape during all of this"
- "Alrighty."
- >You two wait for Maud and eventually she comes downstairs.
- >"Morning Pinkie. Morning Anon."
- "Good morning Maud, you sure slept like a rock"
- >The joke didn't have any effect on Maud, but unfortunately Pinkie cracks up.
- "Damnit, didn't think Pinkie would give up so easily. Oh well, What does a boulder do when pushed?"
- >"It moves" Maud responds.
- "It, heh, ROCK 'N ROLLS!"
- >You can see it, that joke had an effect on her. She blinked and her lips twitched a bit.
- >Too bad that the last joke was too much for Pinkie. She passed out like Mr Cake.
- >It's only you and Maud now.
- "You are tough, I give you that. Time to take out the big guns."
- >You can feel it. Maud is intimidated, the feeling of laughing being completely foreign to her.
- "What do you call a smoking rock?"
- >She remains silent.
- "...A STONER!"
- >She is about to crack, her legs are trembling and she started sweating. She can't hold it any longer. One more and you have achieved victory.
- "How are boulders born? You get a stone and make it do something brave: BOLD-ER!"
- >It's happening, she is about to laugh. You prepare for the sounds of victory.
- >She open her mouth and...
- >Out comes a mixture of coughing and laughter. It sounds terrible.
- >And here you were waiting for something grandiose.
- "Wow, was this your first time laughing?"
- >"Yes."
- "...Well, that was all. I didn't have anything else to do with you. Have a pleasant day."
- >"Wait."
- >You stop and turn around to face her.
- >"What is rock hard and should be inside of me?"
- "...Bones?"
- >"Your penis"
- >And then sex happened.
- >Good End.
- Bonus Round Texas Style;
- >Finish off in/clean yourself up after with Mr. Cake's butt.
- >Mr. Cake wakes up several hours later.
- >"Golly that Anon sure is funny."
- >He tries to stand up.
- >"YEELOWCH!!! I just wish my butt didn't hurt as much as my stomach when I wake up after his jokes."
- >Pinkie Pie wakes up
- >"Why's my booty so sore?"
- >Maud speaks up while staring out the window listlessly.
- >"Anon Rocked our worlds."
- >Pinkie and Mr. Cake burst out laughing before passing out again.
- >Maud returns to her window watching.
- >"So this is love?"
- >She blinks.
- >"Hooray."
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