Zacmac's troll post to SoS's quitting thread

When I first started making beautiful crapposts in OT, I had intentions of pissing off many more people that i already have. I wanted to be the kind of person who had done it all, who has colon cruicified everyone, yet who was still there to make you realize that i am indeed the alpha male. I did not intend to be who I am now. Idiots who post "ily bby <3" on Off Topic CONSTANTLY has worn away my desire to harass, and now, since i have other means to epic trole the hell out of you like doxxing and posting your embarrassing chatlogs, OT has become a last resort -- A place to go when i seriously have nothing else better to do. The reason why it has become this is, I believe, because a vast majority of the time I'm in OT, I feel so damned bored at the same old-same old crapposting and GREAT HUMOR like LOLL 69!!! that I want to do something else, even fapping, something I used to do much more rarely. And I have, in fact, found other things to do. I have found ways to wreck other OT'ers outside of Off Topic, whether it be simple like going onto spinoffs and gathering awful pony OC's they've created or writing brilliant fiction about them and their affairs with cats. As such, I suppose I am doing something a bit similar to MY MAN MIKE VENOMS -- I am leaving Off Topic, but not life. Perhaps I will come back some day, when the people who buzzword the hell out of me (loll zacFAT comes to mind) are then the "popular people" and when the horrible impact I've had here is still in people's minds. I just don't feel happy or proud of anything I've done in the past few months to try to destroy the community from the inside-out, and feel like it's useless to try. I think that I need time to recover from the things that have been said to me, the things that I've done, and to recollect who I am i falsely show off to be. Off Topic isn't really a place that I can call my home anymore. I used to be god damned disgusted to be an OT'er, and I still am! I can't say I'm not proud to make you cry, but definitely not all of you. Including you.

Honestly, I think that my quitting will hurt the overall post quality on OT in any way. I think that it'll force you to become real men and women. You will all be able to step up and sit on the shoulders of 300 pound GIANTS, such OT'ers who you can count on and look up to. OT'ers who I recommend to turn to would be Qwazola, Uglyfirewizard, and Porcelains, and that's how small my list literally is. There are NONE out there who are deserving of my love and who I believe can inspire others to be bash the crap out of people for no reason whatsoever.

I have fooled OT one too many times. I have screwed up more people than I have not. I hope you guys can remember me for my infinite legacy (this thread will probably be considered part of it). I love all of you who have made my time here worthwhile. To those of you who I haven't gotten to know, it's very unfortunate. To those who have said the most poorly-constructed insults against me, I understand why, but please keep being asshurt and doing it to other people. To those of you who were my friends, I will still talk to you.

I will reply to this thread, but after that I am done.

Goodbye, Off Topic.
And, I suppose, this will be my final good night, OT.

Get wrecked, SoS.

~ZAC MAC DADDY~