Advertisement
Guest User

Untitled

a guest
Jan 25th, 2012
170
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 48.64 KB | None | 0 0
  1. (8:03:45 PM) The topic for #redpool is: Current location: Nowhere
  2. (8:03:45 PM) mode (+o Tox) by ChanServ
  3. (8:11:29 PM) Fifthman left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
  4. (8:19:04 PM) Faminepulse [~chatzilla@synIRC-63220652.tampabay.res.rr.com] entered the room.
  5. (8:19:12 PM) FlyingIcarus: A thing.
  6. (8:19:12 PM) Faminepulse: Virgil steps in.
  7. (8:19:13 PM) Scantron: Halim enters the sub bay and stretches.
  8. (8:19:16 PM) Holben: Sabrina comes!
  9. (8:19:33 PM) Faminepulse: Virgil notices Sabrina and hugs immediately.
  10. (8:19:43 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik enters.
  11. (8:19:50 PM) Holben: Sabrina hugged
  12. (8:21:03 PM) Scantron: "Huh... is this it? I was kinda hopin' for more firepower. No offense."
  13. (8:21:13 PM) Holben: Sabrina has PPK/E
  14. (8:21:21 PM) Holben: and 3RW
  15. (8:21:34 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik has a pistol. And he is skilled with it.
  16. (8:21:38 PM) Fifthman [~friiwinds@synIRC-252A3439.itap.purdue.edu] entered the room.
  17. (8:21:55 PM) Scantron: Halim is not satisfied with this amount of firepower!
  18. (8:22:04 PM) ShadesO`Gray: Donovan walks into the pool area stretching and rolling his shoulders a bit as he goes.
  19. (8:22:18 PM) Scantron: "Ah, /there/ we go."
  20. (8:22:37 PM) Faminepulse: Virgil then leaves, after saying hello. "Good luck!"
  21. (8:22:44 PM) Daedalize: Velia is there. She found that asprin she was looking for.
  22. (8:22:55 PM) Scantron: "Right, right. I think this'll be good."
  23. (8:23:24 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I'll try not to screw up too badly this time."
  24. (8:23:47 PM) ShadesO`Gray: "Hey Velia, sorry the marathon got derailed..."
  25. (8:23:47 PM) Scantron: "Don't worry."
  26. (8:24:01 PM) Sequence: Director Corbette is standing by the submarine, tapping his foot.
  27. (8:24:14 PM) Scantron: Halim turns to him. "So... whaddowe got?"
  28. (8:24:23 PM) Sequence: "You ought to know the drill by now. Get in, do your job, get out."
  29. (8:24:25 PM) Sequence: He leaves.
  30. (8:24:40 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik clamors into the submarine.
  31. (8:24:49 PM) Holben: Sabrina follows in.
  32. (8:24:51 PM) ShadesO`Gray: "Nice guy..." says Donovan shuffling into the Sub.
  33. (8:24:54 PM) Scantron: He shrugs and gets in the sub too. He straps in!
  34. (8:24:57 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I'm here!" He says to Halim from inside the sub.
  35. (8:25:14 PM) Daedalize: Velia climbs aboard.
  36. (8:25:15 PM) Pemander [~IceChat77@synIRC-2D27C0C2.try.wideopenwest.com] entered the room.
  37. (8:25:30 PM) Scantron: "Yes, yes. I noticed."
  38. (8:25:45 PM) Holben: Sabrina straps in, and looks around nervously.
  39. (8:25:54 PM) FlyingIcarus: "You asked..." He straps in, in front of a few monitors.
  40. (8:26:37 PM) Sequence: The sub descends, bearing Sabrina, Halim, Erik, and Velia! And them only! This is final!
  41. (8:26:41 PM) ShadesO`Gray: Suddenly Donovan wasn't there at all
  42. (8:26:56 PM) FlyingIcarus: The finality strikes Erik. "Why only us four?"
  43. (8:27:04 PM) Holben: Sabrina shrugs.
  44. (8:27:05 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I thought there was usually more...."
  45. (8:27:16 PM) Scantron: "Eh, usually. Guess othah people're busy."
  46. (8:27:24 PM) Daedalize: Velia is also confused. "Maybe something else came up, so they needed more people elsewhere."
  47. (8:27:40 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Oh well, more samples for me."
  48. (8:27:52 PM) Sequence: There is a gentle thump.
  49. (8:28:04 PM) Scantron: "Hm."
  50. (8:28:12 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik watches the monitors and sensors for anything suspicious.
  51. (8:28:25 PM) Sequence: You appear to have landed!
  52. (8:28:30 PM) Scantron: Halim is concerned about all the fragile-looking people on the mission with him! He can't deal with that many people who need protecting!
  53. (8:28:56 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik checks the camera. "We're here!"
  54. (8:29:06 PM) Daedalize: "Well, that was fast." Velia looks outside.
  55. (8:29:11 PM) Sequence: The sub has bumped itself onto a beach.
  56. (8:29:13 PM) Daedalize: Through a window, that is.
  57. (8:29:14 PM) Holben: Sabrina looks out.
  58. (8:29:20 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik also looks out.
  59. (8:29:21 PM) Scantron: Halim also takes a peak.
  60. (8:29:23 PM) Scantron: *peek.
  61. (8:29:25 PM) Holben: Yep, through window too.
  62. (8:29:40 PM) Pemander left the room.
  63. (8:29:44 PM) Sequence: The beach looks strangely formed and mounded. It's like someone went along and shaped a bunch of people sand sculptures.
  64. (8:29:46 PM) FlyingIcarus: Well, he could see through the cameras, but, oh well.
  65. (8:30:07 PM) Daedalize: "Think that's natural?"
  66. (8:30:08 PM) Scantron: Halim shrugs and exits the sub.
  67. (8:30:14 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik follows Halim.
  68. (8:30:15 PM) Scantron: "Who knows?"
  69. (8:30:18 PM) Holben: Sabrina follows Halim out, nervous.
  70. (8:30:57 PM) Sequence: The sand crushes under your feet, sliding away easily.
  71. (8:31:00 PM) Sequence: Perception, everyone.
  72. (8:31:09 PM) Holben: 6df+6 what what is it
  73. (8:31:10 PM) Glacon: Holben: what what is it: 9 (6df+6=-, +, 0, +, +, +)
  74. (8:31:14 PM) Scantron: 6df+6 i wanna know
  75. (8:31:15 PM) Glacon: Scantron: i wanna know: 6 (6df+6=-, +, +, -, -, +)
  76. (8:31:16 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+5 [s] PERCEIVE
  77. (8:31:16 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: [s] PERCEIVE: 3 (6df+5=+, 0, -, -, -, 0)
  78. (8:31:30 PM) Daedalize: 6df+6
  79. (8:31:31 PM) Glacon: Daedalize: 6 (6df+6=-, 0, 0, +, +, -)
  80. (8:32:14 PM) Sequence: Sabrina, Halim, Velia. The sand is all shaped like people, and you're standing on their stomachs, and faces, and arms, and they look utterly, absolutely terrified.
  81. (8:32:31 PM) Daedalize: "Well, this isn't creepy at /all/."
  82. (8:32:35 PM) Sequence: They're packed tight against one another, like some sort of Escher beach.
  83. (8:32:38 PM) Scantron: "Deaugh..."
  84. (8:32:39 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Got damn glasses." Erik cleans out his glasses.
  85. (8:32:45 PM) FlyingIcarus: "What is it?"
  86. (8:32:55 PM) Scantron: "It's made of people."
  87. (8:33:00 PM) Holben: Sabrina tries to move her feet off the faces, panicking a fair bit
  88. (8:33:01 PM) Sequence: Erik, you can now see that as well.
  89. (8:33:14 PM) Sequence: Sabrina, you just succeed in shifting some sand around more.
  90. (8:33:17 PM) Scantron: "Eh... let's just go."
  91. (8:33:24 PM) Sequence: There's a low moan from the person under you, Sabrina.
  92. (8:33:25 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Please don't be like last time..." He steps in front of one of the, mounds...
  93. (8:33:32 PM) Scantron: "Oh god what."
  94. (8:33:40 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Jerbus."
  95. (8:33:41 PM) Daedalize: Velia attempts to put her foot through one of the sand-faces.
  96. (8:33:46 PM) Holben: Sabrina jumps back.
  97. (8:33:48 PM) Daedalize: Gently, though.
  98. (8:33:53 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik readies his pistol.
  99. (8:33:59 PM) Sequence: Velia, the face is gone. The sand sighs.
  100. (8:34:15 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Oh, like last time then, I'll start shooting now."
  101. (8:34:29 PM) Scantron: "Dude, they're not even moving."
  102. (8:34:37 PM) Scantron: "Let's just... try and find the whatever it is."
  103. (8:34:38 PM) Holben: "What is... this?"
  104. (8:34:41 PM) FlyingIcarus: "It just /moaned/"
  105. (8:34:53 PM) Scantron: Halim looks around for some sort of indication of where something of interest would be!
  106. (8:35:03 PM) Sequence: Perception, Halim!
  107. (8:35:08 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik looks at the sky.
  108. (8:35:09 PM) Holben: Sabrina adds her eyes to the search!
  109. (8:35:11 PM) Daedalize: "Well, they aren't solid like people. I'm gonna file this under 'creepy shit' and ignore it."
  110. (8:35:14 PM) Sequence: Perception!
  111. (8:35:21 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+5 SKY
  112. (8:35:21 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: SKY: 8 (6df+5=0, +, +, 0, +, 0)
  113. (8:35:25 PM) Holben: 6df+6 from the OF percevance
  114. (8:35:26 PM) Glacon: Holben: from the OF percevance: 7 (6df+6=+, +, -, 0, -, +)
  115. (8:35:33 PM) Scantron: 6df+6
  116. (8:35:33 PM) Glacon: Scantron: 7 (6df+6=+, 0, +, 0, -, 0)
  117. (8:36:06 PM) Sequence: Erik, the clouds are shaped like people. The kind of people you see at the bottom of skyscrapers after having tried to fly.
  118. (8:36:40 PM) FlyingIcarus: That was a weird analogy but oh well. "Mother of got."
  119. (8:37:02 PM) Scantron: "What, are the clouds people, too?"
  120. (8:37:08 PM) Daedalize: "What?" Velia follows his gaze upwards.
  121. (8:37:09 PM) Wombat_Away left the room (quit: Broken pipe).
  122. (8:37:29 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Cloud peeps, yeah."
  123. (8:37:37 PM) Scantron: Halim is still looking for something closer to ground level! "Huh."
  124. (8:37:43 PM) FlyingIcarus: "We've entered a freudian nightmare, guys."
  125. (8:37:55 PM) Sequence: There is a forest in the distance, and a path leading up to it.
  126. (8:38:19 PM) Scantron: "Well... we got a path into a forest, at least. Stay frosty." Halim heads in that direction.
  127. (8:38:28 PM) Holben: Sabrina follows Halim.
  128. (8:38:31 PM) Daedalize: Velia follows him, but glances around. Any signs of movement nearby?
  129. (8:38:42 PM) Sequence: It looks like it's made of earthen statues.
  130. (8:38:49 PM) Sequence: No movement but the tries and the clouds.
  131. (8:38:52 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik looks to the forest. "No fire crap now, m'kay?" He follows.
  132. (8:38:53 PM) Sequence: No sound, either.
  133. (8:39:02 PM) Scantron: "Yeah, no fire, don't worry."
  134. (8:39:09 PM) Holben: Sabrina takes a good look at one of the trees.
  135. (8:39:13 PM) Sequence: The path gasps and moans as you walk along it.
  136. (8:39:24 PM) Scantron: What kind of gasps and moans?
  137. (8:39:31 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik resolves to shoot everything in this world when he can.
  138. (8:39:32 PM) Sequence: Like it's winding up for a really amazing orgasm.
  139. (8:39:51 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Oh got, the ground is having sex with our feet."
  140. (8:39:52 PM) Sequence: The tree, Sabrina, looks like a person with unnaturally long, broken fingers.
  141. (8:39:54 PM) Scantron: Halim is weirded out. HALIM. WEIRDED OUT BY A SEX THING.
  142. (8:40:11 PM) Holben: Sabrina recoils, and stays close to the others.
  143. (8:40:14 PM) Sequence: Their back is arched impossibly far, and they have far too many arms, all broken.
  144. (8:40:53 PM) Scantron: Halim takes a deep breath to calm himself.
  145. (8:41:10 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik leads the group.
  146. (8:41:27 PM) Scantron: Fuck that, Halim leads the group. Next to Erik, at least.
  147. (8:41:32 PM) Daedalize: Velia tries to smush as many faces as she can as they walk. Does smushing the faces stop them from moaning?
  148. (8:41:39 PM) Sequence: Erik, you get to see the people's faces before they are smashed by unwieldy feet.
  149. (8:41:53 PM) Sequence: They are /terrified/, grimacing, pleading, curling into themselves.
  150. (8:41:55 PM) Sequence: Velia, no.
  151. (8:42:00 PM) Sequence: They moan anyway.
  152. (8:42:11 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik is getting very creeped out. He tries to keep on walking normally.
  153. (8:42:20 PM) Scantron: "Permission to freak the fuck out if they all start moving at once?"
  154. (8:42:30 PM) Daedalize: "Stop moaning, faces. Jeez."
  155. (8:42:34 PM) FlyingIcarus: "We've had enough of this last run..."
  156. (8:42:45 PM) Holben: Sabrina grabs Halim and squeezes up next to him.
  157. (8:42:50 PM) Sequence: Perception!
  158. (8:42:54 PM) Scantron: 6df+6
  159. (8:42:54 PM) Glacon: Scantron: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, -, +, 0, 0)
  160. (8:42:57 PM) Holben: 6df+6 nooooooooooo
  161. (8:42:57 PM) Glacon: Holben: nooooooooooo: 6 (6df+6=+, 0, 0, 0, 0, -)
  162. (8:42:57 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik gets no love.
  163. (8:43:03 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+5 PERCEIVE
  164. (8:43:03 PM) Scantron: Halim holds Sabrina close!
  165. (8:43:03 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: PERCEIVE: 5 (6df+5=-, 0, 0, +, 0, 0)
  166. (8:43:14 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik walks farther ahead.
  167. (8:43:25 PM) Sequence: All the trees are facing the same way. And they are smiling and laughing.
  168. (8:43:43 PM) Sequence: It is the same way the path is going.
  169. (8:43:47 PM) Scantron: "I don't like this, but... the show must go on."
  170. (8:43:57 PM) Daedalize: 6df+6
  171. (8:43:57 PM) Glacon: Daedalize: 3 (6df+6=-, 0, -, -, -, +)
  172. (8:44:06 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I'm not taking samples of this..."
  173. (8:44:15 PM) Sequence: Velia, that ground is just moaning so loudly.
  174. (8:44:20 PM) Sequence: It's really enjoying itself.
  175. (8:44:46 PM) Sequence: Ignore the clawed hands and the rictus of terror on every face.
  176. (8:45:14 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik kicks at the ground.
  177. (8:45:30 PM) Sequence: Erik, you just kicked a dick into clumps of dirt.
  178. (8:45:51 PM) Sequence: The ground groans.
  179. (8:46:17 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I hate this place." Erik takes a sample anyway.
  180. (8:46:32 PM) Scantron: "Me too."
  181. (8:46:38 PM) Sequence: It whimpers.
  182. (8:46:51 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Good, join the club."
  183. (8:47:06 PM) Holben: Sabrina whimpers too.
  184. (8:47:19 PM) Daedalize: "Hey, lemme try something." Velia tries digging through a dirt-person to see what's underneath.
  185. (8:47:43 PM) Scantron: Halim waits up for Velia while she does so. He hugs Sabrina.
  186. (8:47:50 PM) Sequence: Another dirt-person.
  187. (8:47:55 PM) Holben: Sabrina hugged tight
  188. (8:48:12 PM) Sequence: The top person keeps moaning as Velia digs them apart.
  189. (8:48:26 PM) Scantron: 6df+8 athletics maneuver to Sabrina's pdef: Halim shields Sabrina from danger!
  190. (8:48:26 PM) Glacon: Scantron: athletics maneuver to Sabrina's pdef: Halim shields Sabrina from danger!: 7 (6df+8=-, +, +, 0, -, -)
  191. (8:48:35 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik pauses, why did they come here?
  192. (8:49:15 PM) Scantron: "Anything undahneath, Velia?"
  193. (8:49:16 PM) Sequence: Finally, the ground Velia has dug apart stops vocalizing with a last, passionate gasp.
  194. (8:49:35 PM) Daedalize: "More dirt people. At least /that/ one shut up."
  195. (8:49:47 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I think it got off on you..."
  196. (8:50:05 PM) Sequence: It's just clumps of dirt now.
  197. (8:50:09 PM) Sequence: It's not even a person anymore.
  198. (8:50:31 PM) Scantron: "Let's... try not to worry about how happy we're makin' the ground and try and move on."
  199. (8:50:35 PM) Daedalize: "It got dead off me. Or... I dunno if these count as alive."
  200. (8:50:46 PM) Scantron: Halim is all of the uncomfortable.
  201. (8:50:54 PM) FlyingIcarus: "So, we shovel up all the dirt here? /Eeeexcelent/."
  202. (8:51:23 PM) Scantron: Halim moves forward with Sabrina.
  203. (8:51:31 PM) Sequence: There's a clearing ahead.
  204. (8:51:34 PM) Holben: Sabrina stays close
  205. (8:51:37 PM) Wombat [~Wombat@synIRC-1CFD1924.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] entered the room.
  206. (8:51:39 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik moves past Halim and Sabrina, forever alone.
  207. (8:51:42 PM) Daedalize: "Maybe there's some magic make-everything-be-S&M-fanatics gadget somewhere."
  208. (8:52:02 PM) Daedalize: Velia brings up the rear of their little group.
  209. (8:52:20 PM) Sequence: The trees stop suddenly, revealing a beautiful meadow.
  210. (8:52:30 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Or we could find another kid who is doing this for fun."
  211. (8:52:33 PM) Holben: Sabrina inspects the meadow.
  212. (8:52:39 PM) Sequence: The grass has been woven into the form of people, and the sound of gentle moans fill the air.
  213. (8:52:40 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik does also.
  214. (8:52:45 PM) Sequence: There are glass people walking around.
  215. (8:53:02 PM) Daedalize: "I doubt a kid would do this sort of thing. Maybe a pervy old fat man."
  216. (8:53:07 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik looks closely.
  217. (8:53:21 PM) Scantron: "Huh...here, you all stay here, I'll go talk to one." Halim goes up to a glass person.
  218. (8:53:24 PM) Sequence: They seem to ignore each other, just roaming the meadow. It's like someone made a mold of a person and blew a glass bubble inside.
  219. (8:53:29 PM) Sequence: The person ignores you, Halim.
  220. (8:53:35 PM) Sequence: It's smiling faintly.
  221. (8:53:35 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Why do you just waltz ahead ike that, halim?"
  222. (8:53:38 PM) Daedalize: Velia examines the glass people from a distance. Do they have joints or anything?
  223. (8:53:52 PM) Sequence: The do not, yet the glass moves as fluidly as skin.
  224. (8:53:56 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik walks up to one and touches its elbow.
  225. (8:53:57 PM) Scantron: "Because nothing's gonna happen 'til someone does." Halim grabs hold of a glass person.
  226. (8:54:02 PM) Sequence: They statues are all naked.
  227. (8:54:05 PM) Sequence: Erik, Halim, they shatter.
  228. (8:54:15 PM) Scantron: "Oh. Um."
  229. (8:54:24 PM) Scantron: "I s'pose diplomacy's not an option."
  230. (8:54:24 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Oh, good, easier to kill."
  231. (8:54:26 PM) Sequence: The glass shards slice open the grass beneath you and it howls.
  232. (8:54:34 PM) Sequence: With pleasure.
  233. (8:54:39 PM) Sequence: The remaining people ignore you.
  234. (8:54:43 PM) Holben: Sabrina grabs Halim's hand again.
  235. (8:54:51 PM) Daedalize: "Shit, guys! Don't go accidentally murdering the only mobile things here!"
  236. (8:54:52 PM) Scantron: "Oh dear god. Let's just not touch them." Halim allows his hand to be grabbed!
  237. (8:55:09 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik sighs in his corner of asexual valhalla.
  238. (8:55:40 PM) Scantron: Erik shouldn't be the one complaining about not getting any.
  239. (8:55:48 PM) Sequence: The path seems to continue a bit farther on.
  240. (8:56:02 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik follows the path, ignoring the rest of the group.
  241. (8:56:05 PM) Scantron: Halim follows it then!
  242. (8:56:22 PM) Sequence: The trees are still facing the way you're going, and the glass people ignore you.
  243. (8:56:27 PM) Sequence: One falls to the ground and shatters.
  244. (8:56:36 PM) Sequence: The grass sighs.
  245. (8:57:01 PM) Scantron: Halim holds Sabrina close. She's just so fragile ;A;
  246. (8:57:22 PM) Daedalize: Velia glances around to make sure they're not being stalked or anything. "Seriously, this is either a pervy old man or a magic gadget built by one."
  247. (8:57:40 PM) Sequence: Nothing is stalking you. Nothing is even paying attention to you. It's like you don't matter.
  248. (8:58:03 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Or both."
  249. (8:58:57 PM) Scantron: "I almost want something to jump out at us, you know? Get it ovah with."
  250. (8:59:06 PM) Daedalize: "They don't even /bleed/."
  251. (8:59:26 PM) Sequence: Glass people start peppering the forest, glinting in the shadows.
  252. (8:59:41 PM) Scantron: "I know, right?"
  253. (8:59:44 PM) Holben: Sabrina does not want any jumping.
  254. (8:59:46 PM) Sequence: They're very hard to see in the dark, but you can hear where they are by the moans and gasps the trees give as they shatter against them.
  255. (8:59:48 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Oh joy, here comes the welcoming party."
  256. (9:00:35 PM) Scantron: "I wondah how there're still so manya the glass people, seeing as how they seem to shattah everywheah. They gotta be coming from somewheah."
  257. (9:00:35 PM) Daedalize: "I don't mind creepy shit as long as it bleeds. If it bleeds, we can kill it, and I can take blood samples."
  258. (9:00:45 PM) Sequence: They're still ignoring you.
  259. (9:00:54 PM) FlyingIcarus: "So, we follow the glass things to their source?"
  260. (9:01:08 PM) Sequence: Two walk into each other.
  261. (9:01:20 PM) Sequence: They shatter.
  262. (9:01:23 PM) Sequence: The trees moan.
  263. (9:01:26 PM) Scantron: "Well, I'm guessing wherevah this path goes is the source."
  264. (9:01:27 PM) Daedalize: Velia steps up to a tree and pushes it. Is it as sturdy as a normal tree?
  265. (9:01:41 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Pervy old man boss fight?"
  266. (9:01:52 PM) Sequence: The bark deforms around your hand and the tree gives a stuttering gasp.
  267. (9:02:07 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik kicks a tree.
  268. (9:02:20 PM) Scantron: "Boss fight? Huh... s'pose you could think of it like that."
  269. (9:02:27 PM) Sequence: "Oh..." The tree now has an Eric's-boot-shaped hole in it.
  270. (9:02:43 PM) Daedalize: "...well, at least if we have to fight the trees, we can bust them up into pieces."
  271. (9:02:56 PM) Holben: Sabrina shivers.
  272. (9:03:01 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Anyone have an axe?"
  273. (9:03:15 PM) Scantron: "Yeah, but I left it base. Doesn't come in handy much."
  274. (9:04:06 PM) Daedalize: "I've got a sword. The wood people are soft enough, it should work."
  275. (9:04:08 PM) Sequence: A wind blows through the forest. The trees sigh in unison.
  276. (9:04:10 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Great, I wanted to chop down these trees"
  277. (9:04:22 PM) Holben: Sabrina tentatively pulls out her crowbar and hands it to Halim.
  278. (9:04:34 PM) Scantron: "Oh, uh, no thanks, I wasn't the one who wanted one."
  279. (9:04:39 PM) Scantron: Halim gestures to Erik.
  280. (9:04:39 PM) Sequence: pause
  281. (9:05:02 PM) mode (+m ) by Tox
  282. (9:06:32 PM) Scantron left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
  283. (9:07:00 PM) Feierbird [Mibbit@synIRC-270FFEE6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] entered the room.
  284. (9:07:40 PM) mode (-m ) by Sequence
  285. (9:07:53 PM) Holben: Sabrina hands the crowbar to Erik.
  286. (9:08:07 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik smashes the crowbar into a tree.
  287. (9:08:35 PM) Sequence: It deforms around the crowbar and shrieks, leaves quivering.
  288. (9:08:51 PM) Feierbird: Teasingly, "Huh, no idea how much you aimed to please, Erik."
  289. (9:09:14 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Well, it doesn't find it pleas-oh, shut up."
  290. (9:09:24 PM) Sequence: The tree whimpers as the crowbar remains in it.
  291. (9:09:31 PM) Daedalize: "Why are we attacking a tree? Can't we just find the pervy old guy and his S&M-machine and attack them?"
  292. (9:09:36 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik pulls it out and repeats.
  293. (9:09:56 PM) Feierbird: "Yeah, really. C'mon, Erik, you can't kill every tree in the forest." Halim walks with Sabrina up ahead.
  294. (9:10:14 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I will try. I must."
  295. (9:10:39 PM) Sequence: "Aaah!" The tree's twigs curl. It's expression is still one of mild, pleasant surprise.
  296. (9:11:08 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Ok, moving on." Erik leaves the damned tree, crowbar in hand.
  297. (9:11:13 PM) Daedalize: Velia rolls her eyes and goes ahead with Halim and Sabrina.
  298. (9:11:24 PM) Sequence: It pants as the crowbar is removed.
  299. (9:11:57 PM) FlyingIcarus: "This world... is made of virgins." Erik catches up.
  300. (9:12:35 PM) Daedalize: "S&M-loving virgins?"
  301. (9:12:42 PM) Feierbird: Halim lets out a laugh. "Sounds like you'd fit right in, Erik."
  302. (9:12:59 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I..." Fuck.
  303. (9:13:17 PM) Feierbird: "I'm /kidding/."
  304. (9:13:33 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik is silent. Fuck this.
  305. (9:13:33 PM) Holben: Sabrina smiles a little, but does not move away from Halim.
  306. (9:13:59 PM) Sequence: A glass person stumbles and shatters in front of the group.
  307. (9:14:28 PM) Feierbird: Halim is doing his best not to give a fuck! The sexual harassment is helping a bit! He's still uncomfortable! He is a surgeon!
  308. (9:14:38 PM) Daedalize: Velia just looks about for non-glass/tree/dirt people.
  309. (9:14:44 PM) Sequence: The grass and dirt moan in synchrony.
  310. (9:14:56 PM) Wombat left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
  311. (9:14:57 PM) Sequence: There seems to be a person in the distance.
  312. (9:14:59 PM) Sequence: Past the forest.
  313. (9:15:11 PM) Holben: Sabrina tries to get a good look at them!
  314. (9:15:14 PM) FlyingIcarus: "We found the perv! Call Chris Hansen!"
  315. (9:15:18 PM) Sequence: Perception, Sabrina.
  316. (9:15:24 PM) Daedalize: As does Velia. Does it look like a pervy old man?
  317. (9:15:26 PM) SkyAshton is now known as NullAshton
  318. (9:15:29 PM) Holben: 6df+6 I SEE YOu
  319. (9:15:29 PM) Glacon: Holben: I SEE YOu: 8 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, +, +, 0)
  320. (9:15:40 PM) Sequence: It looks like a normal, if naked, person!
  321. (9:15:41 PM) Feierbird: 6df+6 Halim wants to see too!
  322. (9:15:41 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: Halim wants to see too!: 6 (6df+6=-, -, 0, 0, +, +)
  323. (9:15:44 PM) Sequence: Made of flesh and everything!
  324. (9:15:48 PM) Sequence: Halim, it's a person.
  325. (9:15:51 PM) Daedalize: 6df+6 Also!
  326. (9:15:51 PM) Glacon: Daedalize: Also!: 5 (6df+6=0, -, 0, -, +, 0)
  327. (9:15:53 PM) Sequence: That's all you can tell.
  328. (9:15:59 PM) Holben: "Halim, it looks... normal!"
  329. (9:16:06 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik decides not to press the issue.
  330. (9:16:08 PM) Sequence: Velia, same as Halim.
  331. (9:16:17 PM) Feierbird: "Right... let's play this safe, though."
  332. (9:16:38 PM) Daedalize: "If this winds up being a person made of people..."
  333. (9:16:51 PM) Feierbird: "Inception?"
  334. (9:16:58 PM) Feierbird: Halim continues to walk towards the person.
  335. (9:17:11 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I'm not letting it come near me."
  336. (9:17:33 PM) Sequence: Halim, that person is but one of many, all wandering another clearing.
  337. (9:18:19 PM) Feierbird: Halim calls back "There are more of 'em!" Halim goes up to the person he saw first.
  338. (9:18:29 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik slowly walks forward.
  339. (9:18:30 PM) Holben: Sabrina does not let go of Halim's hand.
  340. (9:18:41 PM) Holben: As such, she is pulled along.
  341. (9:18:46 PM) Sequence: It walks up to another person and starts opening and shutting it's mouth like it's talking.
  342. (9:18:50 PM) Sequence: Nothing comes out, though.
  343. (9:18:53 PM) Feierbird: "Uh... Sabrina, maybe you should stand back a bit."
  344. (9:19:02 PM) Sequence: They both are wearing masks of some sort.
  345. (9:19:02 PM) Feierbird: Halim tries to tell what it's saying!
  346. (9:19:08 PM) Sequence: Roll perception!
  347. (9:19:08 PM) Holben: Sabrina detaches and steps back.
  348. (9:19:14 PM) Feierbird: 6df+6
  349. (9:19:15 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: 6 (6df+6=+, 0, -, -, +, 0)
  350. (9:19:28 PM) Sequence: "Gald fhsake r chsads adljsdahiwsaf"
  351. (9:19:38 PM) Sequence: It's gibberish!
  352. (9:19:45 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik decides to let Halim do whatever, he's not into the mass meadow of naked people over there.
  353. (9:20:00 PM) Sequence: Perception, all but Halim.
  354. (9:20:07 PM) Holben: 6df+6 huh
  355. (9:20:07 PM) Glacon: Holben: huh: 7 (6df+6=-, +, 0, +, 0, 0)
  356. (9:20:15 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+5 GOT DAMN NAKED PEOPLE
  357. (9:20:15 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: GOT DAMN NAKED PEOPLE: 10 (6df+5=0, +, +, +, +, +)
  358. (9:20:54 PM) Sequence: Erik, you spot some people converging on one particular person.
  359. (9:21:09 PM) Sequence: Sabrina, you do too.
  360. (9:21:12 PM) Feierbird: "Okay, it's just, like, talking randomly. I'm gonna try something." Halim pulls out a scalpel and pokes the person nearest to him.
  361. (9:21:21 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Uhh, they're massing together..."
  362. (9:21:32 PM) Holben: Sabrina nods at Erik's words.
  363. (9:21:38 PM) Sequence: It bleeds and ignores him.
  364. (9:21:48 PM) Daedalize: Velia just watches. "Well, that's reassuring."
  365. (9:22:01 PM) Sequence: Sneak to get closer and find out more.
  366. (9:22:11 PM) Feierbird: "Wait, where are they massing? Oh, and yeah, they bleed, I guess."
  367. (9:22:24 PM) Feierbird: 6df Halim doesn't know that he needs to sneak! He goes over anyways!
  368. (9:22:25 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: Halim doesn't know that he needs to sneak! He goes over anyways!: 1 (6df=0, -, +, 0, +, 0)
  369. (9:22:25 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Greaaat."
  370. (9:22:43 PM) Daedalize: "Guys, if anyone's gonna recon, I'll do it."
  371. (9:22:44 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Halim, what're you..."
  372. (9:22:52 PM) Daedalize: 6df+7 Don't mind me!
  373. (9:22:52 PM) Glacon: Daedalize: Don't mind me!: 7 (6df+7=0, -, 0, 0, +, 0)
  374. (9:23:02 PM) Holben: 6df uh, no sneak
  375. (9:23:02 PM) Glacon: Holben: uh, no sneak: -3 (6df=0, 0, 0, -, -, -)
  376. (9:23:06 PM) Feierbird: "I don't think they can see us, or don't react. I mean, I managed to cut one without a hassle."
  377. (9:23:23 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Then why are you sneaking around like that?"
  378. (9:23:27 PM) Sequence: Sabrina, you trip and fall onto the grass.
  379. (9:23:33 PM) Sequence: It moans under you.
  380. (9:23:41 PM) Holben: Sabrina ows and then hears the moan.
  381. (9:23:44 PM) Sequence: It's face is completely blank of emotion.
  382. (9:23:45 PM) Holben: She jumps back up.
  383. (9:23:47 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df SNEEKY SNEEKY
  384. (9:23:48 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: SNEEKY SNEEKY: 2 (6df=+, 0, +, 0, -, +)
  385. (9:23:59 PM) Sequence: Everyone else manages to make it closer to the group!
  386. (9:24:12 PM) Sequence: One is on the ground in the center of a circle.
  387. (9:24:15 PM) FlyingIcarus: "*Should we whisper too?*"
  388. (9:24:18 PM) Feierbird: Halim observes the happenings!
  389. (9:24:41 PM) Feierbird: "I don't think that'll be a problem."
  390. (9:24:42 PM) Sequence: Another is standing a little ways into the circle, seemingly speaking.
  391. (9:24:46 PM) Daedalize: "They don't seem to care, but might as well." <- whispering
  392. (9:24:50 PM) Sequence: Academics to guess what is happening.
  393. (9:24:54 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik observes this going on in the center.
  394. (9:25:04 PM) Feierbird: 6df >2012 >academics >ISHYGDDT
  395. (9:25:05 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: >2012 >academics >ISHYGDDT: 2 (6df=0, +, 0, +, 0, 0)
  396. (9:25:09 PM) Daedalize: 6df+3
  397. (9:25:10 PM) Glacon: Daedalize: 6 (6df+3=0, 0, +, +, 0, +)
  398. (9:25:14 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+4 SMERTZ
  399. (9:25:15 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: SMERTZ: 2 (6df+4=-, -, 0, -, +, 0)
  400. (9:25:26 PM) Holben: 6df+4 i speak two languages mfucka
  401. (9:25:26 PM) Glacon: Holben: i speak two languages mfucka: 4 (6df+4=+, 0, 0, 0, 0, -)
  402. (9:25:46 PM) Sequence: Velia, Sabrina, it's like they're... punishing it?
  403. (9:26:30 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I have no idea what that is."
  404. (9:26:44 PM) Feierbird: "Is it like a funeral or something?"
  405. (9:26:44 PM) Holben: Sabrina grabs Halim's hand again.
  406. (9:26:45 PM) Daedalize: "They're mad at it or something. It's... like a trial, or a punishment ritual."
  407. (9:27:03 PM) Sequence: The speaking one closes it's mouth and reaches down.
  408. (9:27:07 PM) Feierbird: "Huh, okay." Halim pulls Sabrina a bit closer. "Let's just watch, for now."
  409. (9:27:41 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik is like a bastion of chastity over here.
  410. (9:27:50 PM) Sequence: It grasps the face of the one on the ground.
  411. (9:27:56 PM) Feierbird: So is Halim, but Erik wouldn't know that, would he?
  412. (9:28:18 PM) Holben: So is Sabrina...
  413. (9:28:32 PM) Sequence: And pulls.
  414. (9:28:35 PM) Daedalize: Velia is a slutbutt compared to these guys.
  415. (9:28:46 PM) Sequence: There's a tearing noise.
  416. (9:29:34 PM) Sequence: The standing one holds something in its hand, now. It flaps in the gentle breeze.
  417. (9:30:02 PM) Feierbird: Halim blinks.
  418. (9:30:08 PM) Daedalize: "...tell me it didn't just..."
  419. (9:30:15 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Is that where they are coming from?"
  420. (9:31:10 PM) Sequence: It throws the face away. It lands on a grass person and shivers, crawling around until it attaches to the head of the grass.
  421. (9:31:36 PM) Sequence: Glass spreads from it's edges.
  422. (9:31:37 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I guess so..."
  423. (9:32:04 PM) Sequence: There's a low, pain-filled noise from the person in the center of the group.
  424. (9:32:19 PM) Feierbird: Sex pain or regular pain?
  425. (9:32:28 PM) Sequence: Regular pain.
  426. (9:32:28 PM) Holben: Sabrina anxiety
  427. (9:32:33 PM) FlyingIcarus: Freudian... /nightmare/
  428. (9:32:34 PM) Daedalize: "They reproduce... by ripping each others' faces off."
  429. (9:32:44 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Seems so. Now what?"
  430. (9:32:58 PM) Sequence: It seems to try to keep its hands on the ground, but can't, reaching up to where its face was.
  431. (9:33:03 PM) Sequence: It looks up.
  432. (9:33:07 PM) Sequence: Perception.
  433. (9:33:17 PM) Daedalize: "Now we find the pervy old man, because there /has/ to be a pervy old man in charge of this shit."
  434. (9:33:18 PM) Feierbird: 6df+6 I can see that I like where this is going.
  435. (9:33:19 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: I can see that I like where this is going.: 4 (6df+6=+, -, -, -, -, +)
  436. (9:33:19 PM) Holben: 6df+6 what's this then
  437. (9:33:19 PM) Glacon: Holben: what's this then: 6 (6df+6=+, 0, 0, -, -, +)
  438. (9:33:29 PM) Daedalize: 6df+6 how u see with no face lol
  439. (9:33:29 PM) Glacon: Daedalize: how u see with no face lol: 4 (6df+6=-, -, -, +, +, -)
  440. (9:33:30 PM) Feierbird: "I'm gonna avoid commenting on this..."
  441. (9:33:34 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+5 GOT DAM WHUT IS IT
  442. (9:33:35 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: GOT DAM WHUT IS IT: 4 (6df+5=-, -, +, 0, 0, 0)
  443. (9:34:36 PM) Sequence: It seems to have had a face under that one. This one is covered in blood from the first, though, and it's grinning, a mad, ecstatic grin. Its gums are bleeding and its eyes are crazed and its smiling to save its /life/.
  444. (9:35:05 PM) Sequence: Only Sabrina can see this, thoughl.
  445. (9:35:18 PM) Holben: Sabrina gulps.
  446. (9:35:40 PM) Feierbird: "That's certainly disturbing."
  447. (9:35:55 PM) Feierbird: Halim doesn't sound too disturbed, though.
  448. (9:36:23 PM) Sequence: It- She, it was a she- She reaches up and grabs the edges of her grinning face, smiling at the androgynous person above her.
  449. (9:36:23 PM) Feierbird: "What's wrong, Sabs?"
  450. (9:36:34 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Can we go? This is boring."
  451. (9:36:39 PM) Holben: "The face underneath." She gulps again.
  452. (9:36:50 PM) Feierbird: "What face?" Halim looks closer.
  453. (9:37:05 PM) Sequence: Halim, its grinning and holding the edges of its face.
  454. (9:37:28 PM) Sequence: There's a crack from its face, like a tooth just broke.
  455. (9:37:35 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik would love to watch a mass production of people faces here, but don't we have things to do?
  456. (9:37:40 PM) Feierbird: Yep. That's disturbing. "Let's just wait until this is ovah, then we c-" Halim stops talking at the crack!
  457. (9:38:05 PM) Daedalize: "What the fuck. What the flying fuck."
  458. (9:38:25 PM) Sequence: She rips her face off. Her head is hollow, but for a brightly burning orb.
  459. (9:38:40 PM) Feierbird: "Um."
  460. (9:38:47 PM) Sequence: The face dangles in her hands, still grinning.
  461. (9:38:51 PM) Feierbird: 6df+12 tagging Handsy to yoink the orb!
  462. (9:38:52 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: tagging Handsy to yoink the orb!: 9 (6df+12=0, +, -, -, -, -)
  463. (9:39:09 PM) Daedalize: "The pervy old man was clearly tripping balls when he made this up."
  464. (9:39:24 PM) Sequence: Halim manages to reach through the circle and grab the orb. The woman's body shudders and she falls over, disintegrating.
  465. (9:39:34 PM) Sequence: The orb flares once and becomes a ball of rock.
  466. (9:39:41 PM) FlyingIcarus: "More the reason to kill him with the aid of wonderful childhood predator busting agent Chris Hansen."
  467. (9:39:49 PM) Sequence: The people turn to look at you, Halim.
  468. (9:39:55 PM) Feierbird: Halim looks the orb over. "Aw... I wanted to hold onto it more." He looks at the people!
  469. (9:39:56 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Damn it, Halim."
  470. (9:40:11 PM) Holben: Sabrina pulls out her pistol, shaking slightly.
  471. (9:40:14 PM) Sequence: One of them smiles sweetly.
  472. (9:40:18 PM) Feierbird: "Sorry, I was just, y'know, /science/, and I wanted it."
  473. (9:40:26 PM) Sequence: The rest start smiling as well.
  474. (9:40:27 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik already had his pistol at hand.
  475. (9:40:37 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I think they want your face."
  476. (9:40:42 PM) Sequence: 6df+5 Lunge for Halim!
  477. (9:40:42 PM) Glacon: Sequence: Lunge for Halim!: 6 (6df+5=-, 0, +, 0, +, 0)
  478. (9:40:48 PM) Feierbird: 6df+8 lolno
  479. (9:40:49 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: lolno: 8 (6df+8=-, -, 0, +, 0, +)
  480. (9:40:50 PM) Daedalize: "Um." Velia decides to get out of sight.
  481. (9:41:05 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+5 PEW
  482. (9:41:05 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: PEW: 4 (6df+5=-, 0, 0, +, 0, -)
  483. (9:41:08 PM) Holben: Sabrina hides behind Velia.
  484. (9:41:10 PM) Feierbird: Halim dodges. He takes the rock and tosses it to one of them. "Augh take it!"
  485. (9:41:11 PM) Sequence: They move in a sort of clumsy synchronicity, and miss Halim entirely.
  486. (9:41:24 PM) Sequence: About 6 of them, by the way.
  487. (9:41:27 PM) Daedalize: 6df+11 tagging Tanto va la gatta || She slips away back towards the forest
  488. (9:41:27 PM) Glacon: Daedalize: tagging Tanto va la gatta || She slips away back towards the forest: 10 (6df+11=+, 0, 0, -, -, 0)
  489. (9:41:34 PM) Sequence: 6df+3 Please, may I have your face?
  490. (9:41:34 PM) Glacon: Sequence: Please, may I have your face?: 3 (6df+3=0, +, +, 0, -, -)
  491. (9:41:35 PM) Daedalize: (Sneak)
  492. (9:41:48 PM) Sequence: One of them is shot down by Erik.
  493. (9:41:50 PM) Sequence: They ignore Velia.
  494. (9:42:20 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik watches. make fun of Erik's virginity /now/ Halim.
  495. (9:42:30 PM) Sequence: Another lunges for Erik.
  496. (9:42:36 PM) Sequence: 6df+5 PLEASE, I just need your face!
  497. (9:42:37 PM) Glacon: Sequence: PLEASE, I just need your face!: 7 (6df+5=0, +, 0, +, -, +)
  498. (9:42:41 PM) FlyingIcarus: ~Fuckfuckfuck~
  499. (9:42:46 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+5 PEWPEW
  500. (9:42:47 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: PEWPEW: 4 (6df+5=0, +, -, +, -, -)
  501. (9:42:47 PM) Feierbird: "So, how's it feel to be wanted?" That's right, Erik. Even now.
  502. (9:42:55 PM) Feierbird: 6df+8 trip a fucker
  503. (9:42:55 PM) Daedalize: From her hidden vantage point, Velia scouts the area for any sort of... leader, commander, group focus, anything!
  504. (9:42:56 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: trip a fucker: 9 (6df+8=+, +, +, -, 0, -)
  505. (9:43:11 PM) Sequence: It's tripped, but it's touched you, Erik.
  506. (9:43:19 PM) Sequence: You can feel a jolt travel up your foot.
  507. (9:43:21 PM) FlyingIcarus: "FUCKFUCKFUCK"
  508. (9:43:31 PM) Feierbird: "What is it?"
  509. (9:43:34 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+4 HELP
  510. (9:43:35 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: HELP: 5 (6df+4=+, +, 0, 0, 0, -)
  511. (9:43:40 PM) Sequence: And your face feels like it's peeling, like you have a 3rd degree sunburn on your face.
  512. (9:44:00 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
  513. (9:44:11 PM) Feierbird: Halim goes over to Erik! "Oh god what is it?"
  514. (9:44:41 PM) FlyingIcarus: "What is going on to my face?"
  515. (9:44:49 PM) Sequence: The person flails on the ground now!
  516. (9:45:00 PM) Feierbird: Is anything visibly wrong with Erik's face, other than being an ugly fucker?
  517. (9:45:45 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik regrets getting looked over by Handsy.
  518. (9:45:49 PM) Sequence: His face seems to be sliding off. There's a thin, /thin/ line between his face and his scalp.
  519. (9:45:59 PM) Sequence: The person stands up and lunges for Halim.
  520. (9:46:29 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik tries to run away.
  521. (9:46:41 PM) Sequence: They don't follow you, Erik. Why should they?
  522. (9:46:56 PM) FlyingIcarus: Good, I'll just deal with my fucking face.
  523. (9:47:21 PM) Feierbird: Medical to bandage his face shut?
  524. (9:47:36 PM) Sequence: 6df+5 Nope, protect your face.
  525. (9:47:37 PM) Glacon: Sequence: Nope, protect your face.: 7 (6df+5=0, 0, 0, +, +, 0)
  526. (9:47:45 PM) Feierbird: 6df+8 can't touch this (doo doodoodoo, doodoo, doodoo)
  527. (9:47:45 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: can't touch this (doo doodoodoo, doodoo, doodoo): 10 (6df+8=0, 0, +, 0, +, 0)
  528. (9:47:46 PM) FlyingIcarus: Get your hands away from me.
  529. (9:48:00 PM) Daedalize: Velia continues scouting. Any items of interest in the area?
  530. (9:48:05 PM) Sequence: It falls to the ground again! Which moans underneath it.
  531. (9:48:18 PM) Sequence: There's a gate hidden in the trees, Velia!
  532. (9:48:20 PM) Feierbird: ­/Now/ medical to patch up Ugly's face?
  533. (9:48:33 PM) FlyingIcarus: I'll stab you later but oh well.
  534. (9:48:34 PM) Sequence: It's a stone arch, made of...
  535. (9:48:36 PM) Sequence: People.
  536. (9:48:42 PM) Sequence: Yes, Medical.
  537. (9:48:59 PM) Feierbird: 6df+7 "Okay, okay, keep your face on."
  538. (9:49:00 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: "Okay, okay, keep your face on.": 7 (6df+7=0, 0, 0, 0, -, +)
  539. (9:49:11 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+1 get it over with.
  540. (9:49:12 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: get it over with.: 1 (6df+1=0, -, +, -, +, 0)
  541. (9:49:28 PM) FlyingIcarus: AP spent.
  542. (9:49:28 PM) Daedalize: She heads for it silently and stealthily. No need to distract them until she's sure it's worth going for.
  543. (9:49:40 PM) Sequence: Halim manages to tape Erik's face in place, but it's still sagging in parts.
  544. (9:49:42 PM) FlyingIcarus: Porkhollow slightly lightened.
  545. (9:49:45 PM) Sequence: Sabrina, pdef!
  546. (9:49:53 PM) Holben: 6df+3 what no
  547. (9:49:54 PM) Glacon: Holben: what no: 1 (6df+3=-, -, +, -, 0, 0)
  548. (9:49:57 PM) Sequence: 6df+5 You have such a lovely face, Sabrina.
  549. (9:49:58 PM) Glacon: Sequence: You have such a lovely face, Sabrina.: 2 (6df+5=-, -, -, +, 0, -)
  550. (9:50:05 PM) ShadesO`Gray left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
  551. (9:50:12 PM) Sequence: One manages to brush her cheek with its fingers.
  552. (9:50:33 PM) ShadesO`Gray [~chatzilla@synIRC-4CE15C3F.client.mchsi.com] entered the room.
  553. (9:51:03 PM) ShadesO`Gray left the room (quit: Broken pipe).
  554. (9:51:27 PM) ShadesO`Gray [~chatzilla@synIRC-4CE15C3F.client.mchsi.com] entered the room.
  555. (9:51:36 PM) Holben: "Halim, tape please!"
  556. (9:51:55 PM) Feierbird: "On it! Erik, you run off and find where Velia went off to."
  557. (9:52:07 PM) Feierbird: Halim goes over and MEDICALS all over Sabrina's face.
  558. (9:52:08 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik searches for Velia.
  559. (9:52:10 PM) Feierbird: 6df+7
  560. (9:52:11 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: 7 (6df+7=-, +, -, 0, +, 0)
  561. (9:53:12 PM) Sequence: Icarus, Perception, Velia, you still want to hide, Sneak.
  562. (9:53:18 PM) Sequence: Sabrina's face is taped on.
  563. (9:53:23 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+5 PERCEPT
  564. (9:53:23 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: PERCEPT: 4 (6df+5=+, -, 0, -, 0, 0)
  565. (9:53:29 PM) Feierbird: "Okay, now let's get out of here!"
  566. (9:53:42 PM) Sequence: Roll Pdef, Halim!
  567. (9:53:52 PM) Sequence: 6df+5 Please, I just need a face for myself, please.
  568. (9:53:53 PM) Glacon: Sequence: Please, I just need a face for myself, please.: 7 (6df+5=+, +, 0, 0, -, +)
  569. (9:53:57 PM) Feierbird: 6df+8 bitch please
  570. (9:53:58 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: bitch please: 6 (6df+8=-, 0, +, -, 0, -)
  571. (9:54:23 PM) Sequence: It touches your face, Halim! What do!
  572. (9:54:38 PM) FlyingIcarus: "They're gonig for you, Halim! Not us!
  573. (9:54:42 PM) FlyingIcarus: going*
  574. (9:54:45 PM) Daedalize: 6df+11 tagging Tanto va la gatta || Staying hidden!
  575. (9:54:46 PM) Glacon: Daedalize: tagging Tanto va la gatta || Staying hidden!: 9 (6df+11=+, -, -, -, -, +)
  576. (9:54:54 PM) Sequence: Erik, you cannot find Velia!
  577. (9:54:55 PM) Feierbird: "Yeah, yeah, I know! Sabrina, go with Erik or something!"
  578. (9:55:03 PM) Daedalize: Velia is all about the stealth right now.
  579. (9:55:03 PM) Feierbird: "VELIA!"
  580. (9:55:07 PM) Holben: Sabrina goes with Erik
  581. (9:55:12 PM) Sequence: Halim, your face feels like a 3rd degree sunburn.
  582. (9:55:22 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik stays a bit clear of the path.
  583. (9:55:34 PM) Feierbird: Yeah, yeah, in a minute. He just runs off a bit, out of reach of the pplz.
  584. (9:55:38 PM) Sequence: The grass still moans under your feet and the feet of the people.
  585. (9:55:53 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I hate this grass."
  586. (9:56:18 PM) Feierbird: Once he is safely out of range of the face stealers, he attempts to medical his face shut.
  587. (9:56:21 PM) Feierbird: 6df+7
  588. (9:56:21 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: 7 (6df+7=-, +, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  589. (9:56:27 PM) Sequence: Shut.
  590. (9:56:53 PM) Feierbird: "Okay, okay." He breathes in and out, then goes off with Erik and Sabrina.
  591. (9:57:14 PM) FlyingIcarus: Do they still follow Halim?
  592. (9:57:15 PM) Daedalize: Has Velia reached that gate yet?
  593. (9:57:23 PM) Sequence: The remaining 3 peoples shamble after the group. Two are lying on the ground.
  594. (9:57:26 PM) Sequence: Velia has!
  595. (9:57:38 PM) Holben: Sabrina tries to shoot a person-thing!
  596. (9:57:40 PM) Holben: 6df+3
  597. (9:57:41 PM) Glacon: Holben: 5 (6df+3=0, 0, +, 0, 0, +)
  598. (9:58:13 PM) Sequence: 6df+3 Please, no, I just need a face, don't hurt me /please/
  599. (9:58:14 PM) Glacon: Sequence: Please, no, I just need a face, don't hurt me /please/: 1 (6df+3=-, 0, -, 0, 0, 0)
  600. (9:58:24 PM) Sequence: One is shot straight in the head.
  601. (9:58:30 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik runs off.
  602. (9:58:39 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+3 GTFO
  603. (9:58:39 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: GTFO: 1 (6df+3=-, +, 0, 0, -, -)
  604. (9:58:52 PM) Sequence: The bullet tears through its face and shatters the orb, shards flying everywhere.
  605. (9:59:22 PM) Sequence: 2 people left.
  606. (9:59:29 PM) Feierbird: "Okay, you know what, I'm gonna go ahead and stay away from you guys, try and keep their attention offaya."
  607. (9:59:30 PM) Daedalize: She examines the gate. Anything past it, around it, through it, worth calling the others over for?
  608. (9:59:33 PM) Feierbird: Halim runs off to the side!
  609. (9:59:37 PM) Holben: Fire again?
  610. (9:59:45 PM) Sequence: One follows him! One follows Erik!
  611. (9:59:55 PM) Sequence: Pdef, both of you!
  612. (9:59:57 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+5 PEW THIS BICH
  613. (9:59:58 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: PEW THIS BICH: 6 (6df+5=-, 0, 0, 0, +, +)
  614. (10:00:03 PM) FlyingIcarus: But also, pdef
  615. (10:00:08 PM) Feierbird: 6df+8
  616. (10:00:08 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+4 PDEF DIS BICH
  617. (10:00:09 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: 8 (6df+8=+, -, +, -, +, -)
  618. (10:00:09 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: PDEF DIS BICH: 4 (6df+4=-, +, +, 0, -, 0)
  619. (10:00:11 PM) Sequence: Velia, it's a door made of people in the middle of a forest made of people.
  620. (10:01:07 PM) Sequence: 6df+5 Halim, /please/
  621. (10:01:07 PM) Glacon: Sequence: Halim, /please/: 10 (6df+5=+, +, 0, +, +, +)
  622. (10:01:16 PM) Sequence: 6df+5 Erik, please!
  623. (10:01:17 PM) Glacon: Sequence: Erik, please!: 0 (6df+5=-, -, -, -, 0, -)
  624. (10:01:26 PM) Daedalize: Is it an open gate, or is there a door in the frame?
  625. (10:01:33 PM) Sequence: Halim's shoulder is snagged and a hand reaches up to rip off his face.
  626. (10:01:40 PM) Sequence: Ath to struggle!
  627. (10:01:47 PM) Feierbird: 6df+8 Hey, I /like/ ath.
  628. (10:01:48 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: Hey, I /like/ ath.: 7 (6df+8=-, -, -, +, +, 0)
  629. (10:02:00 PM) Sequence: 6df+2 Can we please?
  630. (10:02:01 PM) Glacon: Sequence: Can we please?: 4 (6df+2=+, 0, 0, +, 0, 0)
  631. (10:02:03 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+5 PEWMCPEW
  632. (10:02:04 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: PEWMCPEW: 5 (6df+5=+, -, 0, +, 0, -)
  633. (10:02:06 PM) Sequence: Halim shakes them off!
  634. (10:02:15 PM) Holben: Sabrina shoots at another facey-thief!
  635. (10:02:17 PM) Sequence: 6df+3 god, no, please, we only wanted a face
  636. (10:02:17 PM) Glacon: Sequence: god, no, please, we only wanted a face: 0 (6df+3=0, -, 0, -, -, 0)
  637. (10:02:23 PM) Sequence: It's shot down!
  638. (10:02:26 PM) Sequence: Only one more left!
  639. (10:02:29 PM) Holben: 6df+3 you feelin' lucky?
  640. (10:02:29 PM) Glacon: Holben: you feelin' lucky?: 0 (6df+3=-, -, +, -, -, 0)
  641. (10:02:53 PM) Sequence: 6df+3 No. I am the only one left and I need a face to survive.
  642. (10:02:53 PM) Glacon: Sequence: No. I am the only one left and I need a face to survive.: 2 (6df+3=-, -, +, +, -, 0)
  643. (10:03:00 PM) Sequence: Sabrina misses!
  644. (10:04:20 PM) Sequence: You can do things now!
  645. (10:04:29 PM) Holben: SHoots again!
  646. (10:04:38 PM) Holben: 6df+3 this is for you
  647. (10:04:38 PM) Glacon: Holben: this is for you: 7 (6df+3=-, +, +, +, +, +)
  648. (10:04:46 PM) Feierbird: Halim just backs the fuck off!
  649. (10:05:05 PM) Sequence: 6df+3 "Please..." The person finally says something as it reaches for Halim.
  650. (10:05:06 PM) Glacon: Sequence: "Please..." The person finally says something as it reaches for Halim.: 2 (6df+3=-, +, -, -, +, 0)
  651. (10:05:09 PM) Daedalize: Velia opens the gate, if it is an openable gate.
  652. (10:05:12 PM) Sequence: It's shot down.
  653. (10:05:23 PM) Sequence: The gate opens to a beach.
  654. (10:05:38 PM) Sequence: The person disintegrates.
  655. (10:05:41 PM) Sequence: The grass moans.
  656. (10:05:45 PM) Feierbird: Halim sighs. "Okay, sorry about that guys..." He cups his hands together and yells "*VELIA*!"
  657. (10:06:04 PM) Daedalize: "HERE! THERE'S A GATE!"
  658. (10:06:27 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik heads to the noise.
  659. (10:06:40 PM) Holben: Sabrina does too.
  660. (10:06:41 PM) Feierbird: Halim heads there too!
  661. (10:06:51 PM) Sequence: You all get there!
  662. (10:06:55 PM) Sequence: Velia's in front of a gate!
  663. (10:06:58 PM) Holben: Yay!
  664. (10:07:03 PM) Sequence: There is a beach through it and forest around itQ!
  665. (10:07:17 PM) Daedalize: "There's a gate, see?"
  666. (10:07:17 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Not again...."
  667. (10:07:24 PM) Feierbird: "Okay... yeah, again, sorry for that." Halim observes it, first. Any different than the beach and forest they were already at?
  668. (10:07:31 PM) Sequence: It looks like the same beach you were on before!
  669. (10:07:34 PM) Sequence: In fact, there is the sub!
  670. (10:07:47 PM) Daedalize: "Looks like a way back."
  671. (10:07:50 PM) FlyingIcarus: "So, now what?"
  672. (10:08:04 PM) Sequence: There's a rustling behind the group.
  673. (10:08:13 PM) Feierbird: Halim swivels.
  674. (10:08:20 PM) Corerosion [Mibbit@7BDF37C2.5F96E053.4A74775A.IP] entered the room.
  675. (10:08:27 PM) Sequence: A single glass person stands in the center of the meadow.
  676. (10:08:36 PM) Sequence: The old path is blocked by more glass people.
  677. (10:08:44 PM) Daedalize: "I'd kinda prefer we get out of here before any more of those things show up."
  678. (10:08:50 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Too late."
  679. (10:08:53 PM) Feierbird: "Yep." Halim jogs back to the sub!
  680. (10:09:23 PM) Daedalize: Velia bolts through the gate!
  681. (10:09:28 PM) Holben: Sabrina does too!
  682. (10:09:32 PM) Sequence: The glass people watch them leave.
  683. (10:09:41 PM) Sequence: The last person walks for the door.
  684. (10:09:53 PM) Sequence: *single glass person
  685. (10:10:04 PM) FlyingIcarus: Erik goes for the sub.
  686. (10:10:17 PM) Feierbird: Halim goes for the sub too!
  687. (10:10:28 PM) Sequence: It grabs the door of the gate. "Thank you. Now go."
  688. (10:10:31 PM) Sequence: The door is closed.
  689. (10:10:31 PM) Holben: Sabrina sprints for the submarine vessel!
  690. (10:10:51 PM) Feierbird: Halim slows down once it's clear they're not going to follow, but still keeps a good pace getting into the sub.
  691. (10:11:03 PM) Sequence: The sand seems to melt.
  692. (10:11:16 PM) Sequence: It's no longer made of people, just of sand.
  693. (10:11:34 PM) Daedalize: "You... you guys hear that? They /thanked/ us?"
  694. (10:11:43 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I doubt it."
  695. (10:12:03 PM) Daedalize: "Fuck, we just wrecked their reproductive cycle. These guys really are masochists."
  696. (10:12:13 PM) Sequence: There's a sigh from the forest.
  697. (10:12:20 PM) Sequence: The trees seem to be straightening out.
  698. (10:12:22 PM) Feierbird: "Okay, yeah, unnerving shit, definitely."
  699. (10:12:26 PM) Holben: "Just... just glad to be out..."
  700. (10:12:44 PM) Sequence: Things start flying towards the sky from the trees.
  701. (10:12:45 PM) FlyingIcarus: "I don't know what to say."
  702. (10:12:52 PM) Sequence: Perception to check them out.
  703. (10:12:52 PM) Feierbird: Halim gives Sabrina a hug! Suck it, Erik! Oh wait you can't because you will never get laid.
  704. (10:12:59 PM) Feierbird: 6df+6 oh hey lookie there
  705. (10:13:00 PM) Glacon: Feierbird: oh hey lookie there: 3 (6df+6=-, -, -, +, 0, -)
  706. (10:13:02 PM) Holben: Sabrina hugs back!
  707. (10:13:07 PM) Holben: 6df+6 huh
  708. (10:13:07 PM) Glacon: Holben: huh: 5 (6df+6=-, +, +, -, -, 0)
  709. (10:13:14 PM) Daedalize: 6df+6 MASOCHIST WINGBIRDS!
  710. (10:13:14 PM) Glacon: Daedalize: MASOCHIST WINGBIRDS!: 7 (6df+6=0, +, +, -, 0, 0)
  711. (10:13:22 PM) FlyingIcarus: A virgin insulted by a virgin, huh.
  712. (10:13:31 PM) Sequence: Sabrina, Velia, they're... faces.
  713. (10:13:33 PM) FlyingIcarus: 6df+5 WTF
  714. (10:13:34 PM) Glacon: FlyingIcarus: WTF: 7 (6df+5=0, 0, +, 0, +, 0)
  715. (10:13:34 PM) Sequence: Flying to the sky.
  716. (10:13:35 PM) Feierbird: Halim is not a virgin!
  717. (10:13:40 PM) Sequence: The clouds have stopped being people, too.
  718. (10:13:47 PM) Sequence: Erik, you see the faces fly into the sky as well.
  719. (10:14:04 PM) Daedalize: "...what the fuck. Go free, S&M spirits. And don't come back. Fucking hell."
  720. (10:14:06 PM) FlyingIcarus: Halim's passive agressive advances aren't working.
  721. (10:14:34 PM) Feierbird: Halim gets in the sub now.
  722. (10:14:55 PM) Holben: Sabrina gets the fuck out of there bipches
  723. (10:15:03 PM) Daedalize: Velia snaps a photo of the faces flying off before climbing into the sub.
  724. (10:15:20 PM) Sequence: Your faces smart a bit, by the way, but they don't feel like they're falling off.
  725. (10:15:36 PM) Holben: Can we remove the tape?
  726. (10:15:51 PM) Feierbird: "I think we can get ridda the tape... not really in dangera falling off now."
  727. (10:15:55 PM) Feierbird: Halim removes his tape.
  728. (10:16:09 PM) Sequence: His face does not fall off!
  729. (10:16:10 PM) Daedalize: "Not a bad day's work. Seriously, of all the things that could come out of the pool and take over the world, that would've been the worst, IMO."
  730. (10:16:12 PM) FlyingIcarus: Tape = removed.
  731. (10:16:26 PM) Holben: Sabrina removes the tape!
  732. (10:16:29 PM) FlyingIcarus: "Eh, just face demons. Who want your faaaace."
  733. (10:16:37 PM) Sequence: The sub descends with everyone in it.
  734. (10:16:47 PM) Sequence: #farrecon, bipches.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement