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- > "Oy! Wake up Monkey!"
- > who the fuck is talking to me?
- > smack across the face
- > "Wake up! It's gonna be light soon"
- > open my eyes
- > some sort of dark...monkey...thing
- Who the fuck are you?
- > "don'cha know monkey? I'm your darkling!"
- Darkling?
- > "yeh, I'm here to help you out"
- well that's nice I guess
- > "let's git"
- where are we going?
- > "you'll see, monkey"
- > I follow the darkling
- > he takes me to the royal palace
- What are we doing at Celestia's palace?
- > "We're gonna take out the queen bitch"
- I don't think I want to do that
- > "sure ya do!"
- no, no I don't
- > Celestia stirs
- > "Anon, what're you doing here.....and what is that thing!?"
- > "allo queeny!"
- > she blasts the little monster with light
- > he dissipates into nothingness
- > "What was he trying to do?"
- kill you, thank god you killed him
- > "think again monkey!"
- > turn around
- > he's swinging on a chandelier
- > it falls
- > he springs at Celestia
- > she blasts again
- Clearly this isn't the best way to be going about this
- > "What else can I do?"
- > "Well Queeny, you could in his head"
- > zap
- > "what's he talking about?"
- I have no idea
- > "yeh! Don'tcha know? I'm all a part of his head"
- > zap
- > "Alright Queeny, yer startin' to piss me off"
- > he proceed to urinate from the bedstand in the direction of Celestia
- > zap
- > "With your permission anon, I'd like to go into your mind"
- Please do
- > Everything goes blurry
- > Celestia's gone
- > the world around me collapses
- > I'm in some sort of winding hallway
- > I'm in an insane asylum
- > except all the doctors are ponies
- > all the patients are human
- > I wander about
- Celestia!? Where are you?
- > Climb up some stairs, and the world dissolves again into some sort of shadow realm
- > Find Celestia
- > "Oy, Queeny!? What'cha tryin' to do?"
- > "Blast you out of Anon's head!"
- > "Keep tryin' Queeny, maybe you'll get me!"
- Hey! Darkling! Over here!
- > "Yeh, What you want, monkey?"
- > zap
- > "Fuckin' 'ell, ya git!"
- > he dissolves, and doesn't return
- > suddenly I'm back in the palace
- Thanks so much Celestia
- > "Anything to keep Equestria safe"
- > "Watch this"
- > She raises the sun
- That's pretty cool
- > "Yea, Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to bed"
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