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- >sit there with the little cage facing you for a few minutes
- >fluffy unicorn inside keeps trying to get out and shouting intimidating threats, which sound adorable coming from a fluffy pony
- So... what's your name little guy?
- >"smawty fwiend dwink your boo-boo juice!"
- Well there's an idea. Lets get you something to drink.
- >bring carrier over to the fridge and find a few fluffy pony bottles
- >after heating one up you put it up to the carrier so the fluffy can drink from it
- >it keeps pushing the bottle away
- >"no feed smawty! no wan food nippwe!"
- >stays to the back of the cage defiantly
- Maybe if I get you out of the cage.
- >open the carrier and reach in to pick up the fluffy gently
- Don't worry, I won't hurt ya fel- AHAHH!
- >fluffy pony bites down on your hand
- Jeezy Creezy!
- >even with its abysmal jaw strength and tiny teeth, still manages to deliver a painful attack
- >"smawty fwiend not faww fo hooman wies!"
- >about to smack the fluffy when Bruno's word's suddenly float through your mind
- >"if that fluffy is in any way worse for the ware when I get back..."
- *gulp*
- Alright, you don't want me to pick you up, I'll just let you come out on your own.
- >set down the bottle in front of the carrier for fluffy pony to come and get
- Well, come on. Aren't you hungry?
- >the fluffy pony sneers at you
- >"smawty fwiend lead herd! smawty fwiend not foal! no eat fwom food nippwe!"
- For somebody who doesn't want to be treated like a baby, you sure are acting like one.
- >fluffy pony just blows raspberries in response
- Okay, tough guy, what do you want? How about I get you some of that spaghetti Bruno was talking about.
- >"sketties is da opiowt... opiart... stuff hooman use to twick fwuffies!"
- Have you ever had any?
- >"no." fluffy pony schrunches his face angrilly
- Wow, never met a fluffy pony who turned down free spaghetti. No wonder you're so grumpy.
- >head to the fridge and grab some cold spaghetti to reheat
- >pop it in the microwave and check back on your grumpy little house guest
- >he's not in his carrier anymore
- >left door opened
- >doesn't take a genius to put two and two together
- Great...
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