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  1. As a slav i'll explain the thought process of slavs and making videogames/mods.
  2. You see slavs don't generally play videogames, and generally don't play many different games, and the games they like the most is blizzshit like shit, and counterstrike, though there are some insane fringe groups that like something else, usually these guys are the too cool for school kind of people and are looked up to by the rest of slav gamers or normie gamers as gaming wizards.
  3. You can think of it as jedi and non jedi.
  4. Sadly these game wizards usually don't make mods or games, because they waste time on playing them too much.
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  6. The ones that usually make mods are the ones that cling to one game or genre for years and years, because if nothing the slav is a patient man.
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  8. >note 90% of slav women don't play games at all some small percentage play stupid facebook games, and an nano group play actual games, but they are usually butt ugly.
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  10. So you end up with the guy that knows one game really really well, and usually doesn't read books (so that he actually knows how to write or construct a story line) and wants to make a mod for his favorite game.
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  12. So the diligent slav starts on his wild journey to make a mod, at first like anything one wishes to create he starts with an idea of what he wants to do, it's not always a simple idea, usually it's an overcomplicated unreachable idea, which an entire studio would have trouble completing.
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  14. Why does he do it then?
  15. Well because a good slav never listens to dissenting opinions.
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  17. He forms this idea of what he wants to do, sort of and starts working on it, usually alone, because he is a man, and he can do everything, and the process goes slowly, sometimes he'll get another slav who is equally as overenthusiastic to help him.
  18. They continue on this wild adventure into the world of video game development.
  19. Along the way they perhaps play a game or watch a movie, or even the strangest of all read an actual book.
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  21. Now he gets more ideas that he wants to implement, but he never changes his direction or cuts back on some things to be able to add others, that would be blasphemy in his eyes and the gods would punish him for showing such weakness.
  22. So he adds more things and more things, and more things, that he thinks would cool to have.
  23. This is where you get the neverever.
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  25. Now he isn't always good at everything he does, but he doesn't let that get in his way and he doesn't ever stop to learn something before doing it well and implementing it, say a blood platter texture, for HE IS SLAV and he knows everything, also he has a really hard time criticizing him self or listening to any kind of critique which just compounds the problems.
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  27. Now you have the slavs that are actually have god like skills at whatever and they like making stuff, but even still they cannot get away from their slavic blood. Also slavs really and i mean really like fucking with people, so they'll come up with the most batshit crazy ideas and make them into something, from mind fucking to making your really frustrated or making you giggle to the insanity of it all.
  28. I guess deep down the creative slav wants you to take a look at yourself or the world and laugh at the insanity of it all to see the world from their cheeki, cynical eyes.
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  30. Now I don't really have an ending to this wall, but there you go it's all kind crazy, but somehow works, like the Zone.
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