acquire 2 razor-sharp can lid
acquire 2 spider web
acquire 2 frigid ninja stars
acquire 2 baseball
acquire 2 barbed-wire fence
acquire 5 sonar-in-a-biscuit
acquire 2 NG
acquire 2 disease
acquire 2 photoprotoneutron torpedo
acquire 2 chaos butterfly
acquire 2 leftovers of indeterminate origin
acquire 2 powdered organs
acquire 2 plot hole
acquire 2 inkwell
acquire 2 Stick of dynamite
acquire 2 Knob Goblin firecracker
acquire 2 mariachi G-string
acquire 2 pygmy blowgun
acquire 2 fancy bath salts
acquire 2 tropical orchid
acquire 2 black pepper
acquire 2 bronzed locust
acquire 2 meat vortex

acquire 2 wang
acquire wand of nagamar
acquire 2 wet stew
acquire 2 borrowed time

echo Acquiring 2 of each deity key lime pie...
acquire 2 Boris's key lime pie
acquire 2 Sneaky Pete's key lime pie
acquire 2 Jarlsberg's key lime pie
acquire 4 star key lime pie

echo Acquiring star gear...
acquire star crossbow
acquire star hat
acquire 2 star chart
acquire 10 star
acquire 10 line
acquire 30 white pixel

echo Getting 2 of each level 11 necessary quest items:
acquire 2 dusty Marsala
acquire 2 dusty Zinfandel
acquire 2 dusty Muscat
acquire 2 dusty Pinot Noir
acquire 2 dusty Port
acquire 2 dusty Merlot
acquire 2 ketchup hound
acquire 2 stunt nuts
acquire 2 drum machine

echo Getting 6 of each ore and 12 goat cheese...
acquire 12 goat cheese
acquire 6 heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr
acquire 6 linoleum ore
acquire 6 asbestos ore

echo Getting 10 668 scrolls, 2 64067 scrolls, 10 30669 scrolls...
acquire 2 668 scroll
acquire 2 64067 scroll

echo Getting 2 of the level 10 quest items (unlocking HitS)...
acquire 2 enchanted bean
acquire 2 furry fur
acquire 2 awful poetry journal
acquire 2 giant needle

echo Making sure all needed outfits are in inventory...

acquire swashbuckling pants
acquire stuffed shoulder parrot
acquire eyepatch
echo Pirate outfit... Check!

acquire harem veil
acquire harem pants
acquire 2 knob goblin perfume
echo harem outfit and a couple perfumes... Check!

acquire knob goblin elite polearm
acquire knob goblin elite pants
acquire knob goblin elite helm
echo Elite outfit... Check!

acquire 2 sugar sheet
acquire 2 knob goblin pet-buffing spray
acquire 2 green snowcone
acquire irradiated pet snacks

acquire beer helmet
acquire distressed denim pants
acquire bejeweled pledge pin
echo Frat Warrior... Check!

acquire reinforced beaded headband
acquire bullet-proof corduroys
acquire round purple sunglasses
echo War hippy... Check!

echo Acquiring monster bait and ring of conflict...
acquire monster bait
acquire ring of conflict

echo Getting a few quest helpers...
acquire 2 handful of pine needles
acquire 2 rock salt
acquire 8 thin black candle
acquire 2 scroll of ancient
acquire 2 antique hand mirror

echo Getting a few clovers...
echo acquire 10 disassembled clover

echo Getting 2 of all entrance items and a few large boxes...
acquire 2 effervescent potion
acquire 2 dark potion
acquire 2 cloudy potion
acquire 2 smoky potion
acquire 2 milky potion
acquire 2 murky potion
acquire 2 swirly potion
acquire 2 bubbly potion
acquire 2 fizzy potion
acquire 10 large box

acquire 2 marzipan skull
acquire 2 jabanero-flavored chewing gum
acquire 2 handsomeness potion
acquire 2 Meleegra pills
acquire 2 pickle-flavored chewing gum
acquire 2 tamarind-flavored chewing gum
acquire 2 lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum

acquire 2 gremlin juice
acquire 2 wussiness potion
acquire 2 mick's icy vapohotness rub
acquire 2 pygmy pygment
acquire 2 super-spiky hair gel
acquire 2 adder bladder
acquire 2 black no. 2

acquire 2 bone rattle

echo Meatcar/maid etc...
acquire 2 dingy planks
acquire 2 dope wheels

acquire 10 soft green echo eyedrop antidote

echo Acquiring consumables...

echo Acquiring Infiltrationist items...
acquire 6 hot wing
acquire 1 frilly skirt
acquire 1 mullet wig
acquire 2 briefcase
acquire 1 orcish baseball cap
acquire 1 orcish cargo shorts
acquire 1 homoerotic frat-paddle

acquire 1 pool cue

acquire 10 milk of magnesium

acquire 2 4-d camera
acquire 4 reodorant
acquire 4 sugar sheet
acquire 1 ring of tele
acquire 10 tomb ratchet

acquire 1 clockwork pirate skull
acquire 2 glimmering raven feather
acquire 2 glimmering buzzard feather
acquire 1 tempura cauliflower
acquire 2 cyclops eyedrops
acquire 4 pumpkin bomb
acquire 4 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
acquire 5 slimy alveolus