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- Sunday, May 27, 2012
- 3:37 PM - Ricky: hey hey
- 3:37 PM - Ricky: Not too late am i?
- 3:37 PM - Dom3k: Nope
- 3:37 PM - Dom3k: Well you missed last game but I made it a spin off of the first squad
- 3:37 PM - Dom3k: They blew up six sectors ricky.
- 3:38 PM - Dom3k: SIX, SECTORS.
- 3:38 PM - Warhammer Argatson-O-DFC-2: And suddenly demons
- 3:38 PM - Ricky: jebus
- 3:38 PM - Warhammer Argatson-O-DFC-2: also setient lascannon THAT MY BITCH TEAMMATE STOLE
- Scelly9 entered chat.
- 3:38 PM - Scelly9: Ello
- 3:39 PM - Dom3k: Are any of you friends with spoony bard?
- 3:39 PM - Warhammer Argatson-O-DFC-2: ello
- 3:39 PM - Dom3k: And if so invite him kthx
- 3:39 PM - Scelly9: We need music
- 3:39 PM - [WDZ] LavaLord4: wait
- 3:39 PM - nayr eht sdrawkcab: ok done a caritor
- 3:39 PM - [WDZ] LavaLord4: let me get iy
- 3:39 PM - nayr eht sdrawkcab: character
- 3:39 PM - Dom3k: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE7XkaFFtGE
- 3:39 PM - Scelly9: EAT MUSIC: http://turntable.fm/bay12
- 3:39 PM - Ricky: spoony bard isnt online
- 3:39 PM - Dom3k: Fhtagn
- 3:39 PM - Pendragon: Ia Ia!
- 3:40 PM - Dom3k: nayr pm me your char
- 3:40 PM - Dom3k: upload via www.filesmelt.com kthx
- 3:40 PM - Warhammer Argatson-O-DFC-2: oh yeah, you guys hear about the zombie attack in miami?
- 3:40 PM - Dom3k: I have pretty much everyone's sheets except nayr and mr.pendragon
- 3:40 PM - Dom3k: Nop
- 3:40 PM - Warhammer Argatson-O-DFC-2: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html#storylink=cpy#storylink=cpy
- 3:40 PM - Dom3k: e
- 3:40 PM - Pendragon: Just going to be observing for the most part
- 3:40 PM - Dom3k: Are you sure?
- 3:41 PM - Dom3k: If you are the person I think you are you'd enjoy the genocide.
- 3:41 PM - Dom3k: And the socks!
- 3:41 PM - Pendragon: don't really know where to make the sheet
- 3:41 PM - Ricky: when was the last game?
- 3:41 PM - Warhammer Argatson-O-DFC-2: Dom: will we have to take another R&D developed car?
- 3:41 PM - Warhammer Argatson-O-DFC-2: yestrday
- 3:41 PM - Dom3k: http://paranoia.polyatomic.org/
- 3:41 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: PLEASE NO
- 3:41 PM - Dom3k: Classic.
- 3:41 PM - Dom3k: HI JOANE
- 3:41 PM - Warhammer Argatson-O-DFC-2: GIMME BACK MY GUN JO
- 3:41 PM - Pendragon: thanks
- 3:41 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: NEVAH
- 3:41 PM - Dom3k: Classic no mutant experience do not edit clone or clearance.
- 3:41 PM - Pendragon: sector?
- Ricky has changed their name to Mart-R-IYD-1.
- 3:42 PM - Dom3k: Anything you want
- 3:42 PM - Pendragon: k
- 3:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2Warhammer: Whatever
- 3:42 PM - [WDZ] LavaLord4: Just not WTF or some shiz.
- 3:42 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: hello argatson
- 3:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2Warhammer: VENGENCE SHALL BE MINE JO!
- 3:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2Warhammer: evening mart
- 3:42 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: anyway, EVERYONE GET IN HERE http://turntable.fm/bay12
- 3:42 PM - Dom3k: This is epic
- 3:42 PM - Pendragon: what does it mean with the playstyles?
- 3:42 PM - Dom3k: Just select classic.
- 3:43 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: ....please?
- 3:43 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: i dont even havea facebook or twitter account
- 3:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2Warhammer: but I have heavy metal playing on pandra
- 3:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2Warhammer: *pandora
- 3:43 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: -_-
- 3:43 PM - Dom3k: I lack both twitter and facebook.
- 3:43 PM - Dom3k: Also ew, heavy metal.
- 3:43 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: I made one just for this
- 3:43 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Its worth it
- 3:43 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I have pandora
- 3:44 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: i think the beach boys are playing
- 3:44 PM - [WDZ] LavaLord4: The Kiffness all the way
- 3:44 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Well, we have still Alive and The Device Has Benn Modified
- 3:44 PM - Dom3k: Scelly change to your char name pl0x
- 3:44 PM - Dom3k: oh wait you have it already
- 3:44 PM - Dom3k: Frakking steam.
- 3:45 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: :P
- 3:45 PM - [WDZ] LavaLord4: The Kiffness all the way bro.: http://soundcloud.com/thekiffness/tracks
- 3:45 PM - [WDZ] LavaLord4: Wait
- 3:45 PM - [WDZ] LavaLord4: Do I need to change name?
- 3:46 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: yes :L
- 3:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2Warhammer: yeah
- 3:46 PM - [WDZ] LavaLord4: Curses!
- 3:46 PM - Dom3k: Change your name to Weiss_Scott-r-66-1 please.
- 3:46 PM - Dom3k: Mr.pen
- 3:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2Warhammer: Dom: Tell me you aren't actually going to send chryssalids after us
- 3:46 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: jebus
- Argatson-O-DFC-2Warhammer has changed their name to Argatson-O-DFC-2.
- 3:46 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: what did i miss last game?
- 3:46 PM - Dom3k: I cannot tell you.
- 3:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Uh
- 3:46 PM - Derek Dark-R-12-1: You missed
- 3:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: R&D built a car
- 3:46 PM - Derek Dark-R-12-1: people
- 3:46 PM - Dom3k: Well the new team investigated a commie site looking for a VIOLET inquisitor.
- 3:47 PM - Derek Dark-R-12-1: pooping.
- 3:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Which exploded
- 3:47 PM - Dom3k: People died too
- 3:47 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: and you were already promoted warhammer? :O
- 3:47 PM - Dom3k: And five-six sectors exploded.
- 3:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: I KILL COMMUNISTS AND MUTANT
- 3:47 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: this is going to be fun :P
- 3:47 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: And I have the gun that did it
- 3:47 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: :D
- 3:47 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I Blew up hundreds of COMMIES
- 3:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: And used a demonically posessed lascannon
- 3:47 PM - Dom3k: Let me boil up some secret missions and stuff
- 3:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: WHICH JOANE STOLE
- 3:47 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: LAWL
- 3:47 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I HAD A HAPPINESS WATCH
- 3:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 throttles Joane
- 3:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: GIVE FRANK BACK
- 3:47 PM - Dom3k: SO MANY TABS OPEN, cannot find the pdfs ;l
- 3:48 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: it's all fun and games until someone uses a demonically posessed lascannon
- 3:48 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: no, it was still pretty fun
- 3:48 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Then its fun and explosions
- 3:48 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: It killed everything, looked badass
- 3:48 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: yes it then fun and games with no arms
- 3:48 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I also have shiny metal balls
- 3:48 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: warned me off against using it to rocket jump
- 3:48 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: OOh yeah.
- 3:49 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: and the monocle and the pen.
- 3:49 PM - Dom3k: Pendragon.
- 3:49 PM - Dom3k: Dom3k: Change your name to Weiss_Scott-r-66-1 please.
- 3:49 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: I currently have duct-tape, wireing, a wrench, and assorted other tools
- 3:49 PM - Dom3k: Dankeshane
- 3:49 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: oh.
- 3:49 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: my pen is actually a Laspistol
- 3:49 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: and a swiss army knife
- 3:49 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: and the monocle can be used for mind control
- 3:50 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: ...
- 3:50 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: how the fuck did that happen
- 3:50 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: oh yes.
- 3:50 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: RnD weapon
- 3:50 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I made a troubleshooter recite im a little teapot
- 3:50 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: so how does this work then?
- 3:50 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Wait, so YOU get an awesome monocole
- 3:51 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: but WE GOT A FUCKING DEATH CAR THAT EXPLODES?
- 3:51 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: FUCK R&D
- 3:51 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: WAs it
- 3:51 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: the
- 3:51 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: angry woman still?
- 3:51 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: octavia?
- 3:51 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: eh?
- 3:51 PM - Derek Dark-R-12-1: gotta go
- 3:51 PM - Derek Dark-R-12-1: from here
- 3:51 PM - Derek Dark-R-12-1: my bes frein needs me to help her
- 3:51 PM - Derek Dark-R-12-1: with
- 3:51 PM - Derek Dark-R-12-1: stuff
- 3:52 PM - Dom3k: Sorry if I'm taking long
- 3:52 PM - Dom3k: So many char sheets open at once
- 3:52 PM - Dom3k: Genning stuff
- 3:52 PM - Dom3k: Y u do that lav
- 3:52 PM - Dom3k: lava
- 3:52 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: Im pretty sure our RnD sepcialist was a buff lesbian.
- 3:52 PM - [WDZ] LavaLord4: because
- 3:52 PM - [WDZ] LavaLord4: i need to
- 3:52 PM - Dom3k: She was in power armor mart.
- 3:53 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: thats what makes me think she was lesbian
- [WDZ] LavaLord4 left chat.
- 3:53 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: *facepalm*
- 3:53 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: what do you think she was using that armor for?
- 3:53 PM - Dom3k: You disgust me.
- 3:53 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: :D
- 3:53 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Joane, I may call a truce with you after hearing mart
- 3:53 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: lol?
- 3:54 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: also, this is the same mart, as im sure you know, argatson.
- 3:54 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: are you sure were not playing zap?
- 3:54 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): Yep
- 3:54 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: we actually NEVER talked to R&D
- 3:54 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): Zap ends with you all dying in the briefing room
- 3:54 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: she was probably busy beating up some poor male.
- 3:55 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: well yea it has too
- 3:55 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): I figured out the perfect song for when we talk to R&D
- 3:55 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): Still Alive
- 3:55 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: lol
- 3:55 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): Definetly.
- 3:55 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: thats
- 3:55 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: pretty much a perfect song
- 3:56 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: she punched some poor troubleshooter
- 3:56 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: into
- 3:56 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: a fine mist
- 3:56 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: with one punch :L
- 3:56 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: O.o
- Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) entered chat.
- 3:58 PM - Dom3k: Simoooon
- 3:58 PM - Dom3k: Now I have to gen you a character tooo
- 3:58 PM - Dom3k: Er not gen
- 3:58 PM - Dom3k: Secret missions
- 3:58 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): ((Sorry, I was at the beach longer than expected.))
- 3:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Oh hey Simon
- 3:58 PM - Dom3k: :o beach
- 3:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Fucking bird boy
- 3:58 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): Ello simon
- 3:58 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Hey everyone.
- 3:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: oh.
- 3:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: whats my
- 3:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: job?
- 3:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: happiness?
- 3:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: arms?
- 3:59 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: WAIT FOR BRIEFING
- 3:59 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: WELL
- 3:59 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: Simon, where do you live?
- 3:59 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: to have a beach so close?
- 3:59 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I'm on vacation
- 3:59 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: Oh.
- 3:59 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): In Florida
- 3:59 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: thats pretty cool.
- 4:00 PM - Dom3k: Now let me get julius
- 4:01 PM - Dom3k: Looks like Will-O-DIE-2 won't join us too soon.
- 4:01 PM - Dom3k: Sadface
- 4:01 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Darn
- 4:01 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I wish Vlad was here
- 4:01 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: :F
- 4:01 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: the only other sane one from last time
- 4:02 PM - Friend computer All of your pda's flash in unison, "WARNING, WARNING, MACHINE EMPATH DETECTED NEARBY."
- 4:02 PM - Friend computer: (ps game start)
- 4:02 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //oh lord
- 4:02 PM - Friend computer: PDA:PROCEED TO ARMORY AND HUNT DOWN THE EMPATH(S)
- Julius Clonkus entered chat.
- 4:03 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 heads down to the armory
- 4:03 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 heads to armory to hunt down the empaths
- 4:03 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: how do you do blue text?
- 4:03 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Goes to the armory using an unspecified method of travel
- 4:03 PM - Friend computer: ./me
- 4:03 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: thanks
- 4:04 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 follows
- 4:04 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: // double slash is OOC
- 4:04 PM - Friend computer: // DO what mart says about OOC
- 4:04 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: ((I thought it was double parens))
- 4:04 PM - Friend computer: // Vastly superior to ((
- 4:04 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: // use them like your life depends on it. because isometimes your life depends on it
- 4:04 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 follows the group.
- 4:04 PM - Friend computer: // Someone died because of them failing OOC.
- 4:04 PM - Friend computer: // Was funny
- 4:04 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //oh yeah.
- 4:04 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): //Extremely.
- 4:04 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //of course
- 4:04 PM - Friend computer: // I am forced to assume everyone is heading to armory now.
- 4:05 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 heads down to the armory
- 4:05 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): // I remember one time when I joined a game to spectate but still had my name set to friend computer because I had GMed game.
- 4:05 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) is still going to the armory
- 4:06 PM - Friend computer You all arrive at the armory to be startled by random troubleshooters and offiers alike scrounging for remains of what used to be the armory. Many of the guns had vanished
- 4:06 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Great. We're late?
- 4:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: What the Hell happened here?
- 4:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 looks for any intact heavy weapons to grab
- 4:06 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Hell happened, I guess.
- 4:06 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I think something bad MAY have happened.
- 4:07 PM - Friend computer Argatson finds a "Autocannon." It is a fine weapon tipped with spikes on spikes.
- 4:07 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 takes autocannon and any ammo
- 4:07 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 asks a trobleshoter what happend
- 4:08 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 looks for energy weapons - preferably a laser rifle.
- 4:08 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) looks for any small weaponry
- 4:08 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) also looks for energy weapons, too
- 4:08 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 pulls out his pen-gun
- 4:08 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 looks for a medkit as wel, not wanting to repeat his last mission
- 4:08 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 Looks around for energy weapons
- 4:08 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Will, why do we always get the shit jobs?
- 4:09 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Well, we are kind of related to the whole mess.
- 4:09 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: But I mean
- 4:09 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Related as in "we were within five miles of the source of the problem".
- 4:09 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 lookes around for any lasor heads
- 4:09 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Yeah, you guys blew the car up.
- 4:09 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: o.o
- 4:09 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Not our fault
- 4:09 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: and Joane did that
- 4:10 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I thought we had agreed on the first one being blown to bits by Joane giving a lethal order.
- 4:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: then the second car burst into flames
- 4:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: for no reason
- 4:10 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Yeah sure.
- 4:10 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): It's not like anyone was trying to activate explosives or anything.
- 4:10 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): The engine probably just overheated.
- 4:11 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Hey, will, found a medkit so we're set on that front
- 4:11 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: its not often things happen by chance around here.
- 4:11 PM - Friend computer: // I'm sure thats what happened
- 4:11 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Great.
- 4:11 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I've found a laser rifle.
- 4:11 PM - Friend computer You find an angry looking kim sandez starting at YOU, will.
- 4:11 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: So anyone know where the fuck the mutant we're hunting is?
- 4:11 PM - Friend computer: // staring*
- 4:11 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: oh.... mornin ma'am
- 4:11 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 salutes absent-mindedly.
- 4:11 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I dont believe we're hunting a mutant. i think its a ... machine
- 4:11 PM - Friend computer: Kim sandez: What the hell happened back there? All I remember was rift opening.
- 4:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Uh
- 4:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: You dont want to know
- 4:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: just
- 4:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: trust me on that
- 4:12 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): We all ate cold fun and everything was good.
- 4:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: and then the car exploded again
- 4:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: fucking R&D
- 4:12 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Alright simon, atleast you are trying. Report to the briefing room for your next mission.
- 4:12 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I have no clue. There was this strange daemon-weapon-whatever-thingy, a car that went nuclear on us and several other things that could not have gone worse.
- 4:12 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Silent about that subject will, we need not kill anyone today.
- 4:13 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 briefly looks for anything else useful and heads down to breifing
- 4:13 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Alright. Sorry.
- 4:13 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 moves towards the briefing room.
- 4:13 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 follows will-o
- 4:14 PM - Friend computer: // Tell me when the group is ready to transistion to PHASE SPAACE- Briefing room.
- 4:14 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 heads down to briefing
- 4:14 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //I ain't got nothing better to do :/
- 4:14 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //ready op
- 4:15 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //obviously ready
- 4:15 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //ready
- 4:15 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //ready
- 4:15 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //ready
- 4:15 PM - Friend computer You all arrive at the briefing room in a brief manner exerting the briefest possible physical exertion in a brief untimely manner.
- 4:15 PM - Friend computer Of brief.
- 4:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //too many briefs, whats he planning
- 4:15 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //good thing i wore my briefs.
- 4:15 PM - Friend computer You find kim staring at you with a briefcase on the table.
- 4:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //oh god are we facing jeanstealers?
- 4:16 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I hope I arrived breifly enough, ma'am.
- 4:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: So what's the situation ma'am?
- 4:16 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: // noooo my jeans
- 4:16 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Good, we dug up this artifact just before the rift exploded in that region of our complex. It seems to have daemon negating properties and RnD needs it tested.
- 4:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: what, behind the briefcase?
- 4:16 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I will be glad to test these weapons ma'am!
- 4:16 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Also since miss octavia is busy strangling a daemon in her lab I'll go ahead and give you the tools she supplemented our efforts worth.
- 4:17 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I call dibs on the narcotics
- 4:17 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //i told you octavia was batshit
- 4:17 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Do we get like, actual decent armor?
- 4:17 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: You saw the armory, Argatson.
- 4:17 PM - Friend computer: Kim: 1x Mini nuke with remote detonator, effects may rival singularity. 1x Not so tested power armor. Or prototype REFLEC armor for everyone.
- 4:17 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: not that our current stuff is bad, just not gonna do much against demons
- 4:17 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: I'll go for the Reflec armor
- 4:18 PM - Friend computer: // One selection per group
- 4:18 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I say we go for the reflec armor.
- 4:18 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I would also support picking the REFLEC armor.
- 4:18 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Then we pawn it off for narcotics.
- 4:18 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: i agree
- 4:18 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: I mean, it benefits all of us instead of some of us
- 4:18 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: We could pawn you off for narcotics, Simon.
- 4:18 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): only if I get the narcotics.
- 4:18 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Simon, you appear to be obsessed with narcotics
- 4:18 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Deal.
- 4:18 PM - Friend computer: Kim: What about narcotics?
- 4:18 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: dunno
- 4:18 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Simon keeps rambling
- 4:19 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): What?
- 4:19 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: Simon has Narcolespy
- 4:19 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I don't recall mentioning narcotics.
- 4:19 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Case in point
- 4:19 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: We have an ~aaaaaaddiiiiict~ amongst us.
- 4:19 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Right, well currently we're fighting a losing battle in the sector LSD. We need you to deploy the anti-daemon artifact there and hope for the best basicly.
- 4:19 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): What about LSD?
- 4:19 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I believe sector LSD is Simon's favorite sector.
- 4:19 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: No offense.
- 4:19 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: And the only was to prevent simon's narcoletpic attacks is Marcotics?
- 4:19 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 sighs
- 4:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Right
- 4:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Go to LSD, kill everything
- 4:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Activate briefcase
- 4:20 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Everything that is not on our side, you mean.
- 4:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: What's he catch?
- 4:20 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: Time is on our side.
- 4:20 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): What do we do if we see a bear?
- 4:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: ...what's a bear?
- 4:20 PM - Friend computer: Kim: You also have to test a hovertank for RnD.
- 4:20 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Lots of stuff today eh?
- 4:21 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I think Simon botched the pronounciation of the slang term commonly used for alcohol.
- 4:21 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 glances around a bit at the mention of a hovertank
- 4:21 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Good question, Argatson. Does anyone known what a bear is?
- 4:21 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: A...hovertank?
- 4:21 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Can't we get a non-hover-y tank?
- 4:21 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Uh... how safe is it?
- 4:21 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: so, a bear is a hovertank.
- 4:21 PM - Friend computer: Kim: No can do will.
- 4:21 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 sighs.
- 4:21 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Alright.
- 4:21 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: this is going to be fun
- 4:22 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Can we get a manual for the hovertank?
- 4:22 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I think we should name our hovertank bear.
- 4:22 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Proceed to mot- Whats that?
- 4:22 PM - Friend computer She appears to be talking via a ear device of some sort.
- 4:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: If this is your idea of fun, viv, you need to get out more
- 4:22 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Good news, we located joane. Meet her at the armory!
- 4:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Wait
- 4:22 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Is this a good idea?
- 4:22 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: what is she has the bear?
- 4:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Ma'am, she deserted mid mission
- 4:23 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Trusting her is not.... a good idea
- 4:23 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Oh my god, Joane has the bear!
- 4:23 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: arg it is and i do
- 4:24 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Well she is a part of your team, you'll have to live with it. Tell her that she has been promoted to orange.
- 4:24 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 salutes and heads to armory
- 4:24 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 heads to the armory
- 4:24 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 following tiem
- 4:24 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 *time
- 4:24 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) goes to the armory using an unspecified mode of transportation
- 4:24 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 follows.
- 4:24 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 salutes, moseys down to the armory
- 4:24 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 talking with will on the way
- 4:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 checks his pdc
- 4:25 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Mart? Whats with the ice cream?
- 4:26 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: Oh.
- 4:26 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: It's Strength-enhancing.
- 4:26 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Ah
- 4:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Isn't that illegeal?
- 4:26 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: Isnt unrestricted murder illegal?
- 4:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: indeed
- 4:26 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: cool
- 4:27 PM - Friend computer You bump into joane, specificly you argatson. Hint hint nudge nudge
- 4:27 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: anyone wanna buy some ice-cream?
- 4:27 PM - Friend computer: // Wink wink
- Argatson-O-DFC-2 left chat.
- Argatson-O-DFC-2 entered chat.
- 4:27 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //OH MY GOD
- 4:27 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: // LOL
- 4:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //freaking x keys
- 4:27 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //JOANE KILLED HIM THROUGH TIME AND SPACE USING THE BEAR
- 4:27 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): Hello, argatson
- 4:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Hello.... Deserter
- 4:27 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Joane.
- 4:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Do you still have my gun?
- 4:27 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: whoooo wants ICE CREAM?
- 4:27 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade) sighs
- 4:28 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Hey Guys, I'll be heading down to C-Bay, I'll be at the armory in a sec
- 4:28 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): I didn't desert, someone kidnapped me
- 4:28 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Bullshit.
- 4:28 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: And my gun?
- 4:28 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: i bet they didnt have icecream
- 4:28 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: mart, would yuo like some chips with your ice cream?
- 4:28 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): They took it
- 4:28 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: nooo..
- 4:28 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: ...Do we know where they are?
- 4:28 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): Nope
- 4:28 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 tries to see if she's bluffing
- 4:28 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: ARE YOUR CHIPS STRENGTH ENHANCING?
- 4:29 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 passes mart the chips and nods
- 4:29 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 heads down to C-Bay and looks around for a Laser Rifle
- 4:29 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //eventually
- 4:29 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: *aghast*
- 4:29 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Wait, I have a good snack to!
- 4:29 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I thought i had the only strength enhancing edible substances!
- 4:29 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 slowly pulls out a cig and lights it
- 4:29 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //you do
- 4:30 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Don't make the entire room smokey, argatson
- 4:30 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: well chips are tasty
- 4:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Right, well command seems to have forgotten about your efforts last mission, so you're still red while we are now orange
- 4:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Sorry bout that
- 4:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Also
- 4:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 turns to the group at large
- 4:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: What's our chain of command?
- 4:31 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Considering what happened the last time...err...
- 4:32 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I think I should be the highest in command.
- 4:32 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: like hell
- 4:32 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Since I saved the hostage last time single-handedly
- 4:32 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): That's rich
- 4:32 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): After you guys shot my feet off.
- 4:32 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): You betrayed us
- 4:32 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Veto the shit out of that
- 4:32 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 (Renegade): By being a commie
- 4:32 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 returns, with a Sniper rifile on his back
- 4:32 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: You acted without instructions or warning. And the betrayal.
- 4:33 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I never shot a round at any of you.
- 4:33 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: since i am new i'll go on the lowest rank
- 4:33 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: damn, weiss, slick rifle
- 4:33 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 nods
- 4:33 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I simply gave the commie's ice cream with loyalty pills on it.
- 4:33 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: That's a beautiful gun.
- 4:33 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: found it for three hundred
- 4:33 PM - Friend computer Vivian walks off and returns with very visible BLUE icecream cones.
- 4:33 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I even tried to convince them that you guys were friendly
- 4:33 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: VIVIAN
- 4:33 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: STOP!
- 4:33 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Vivian, aren't those above your clearence?
- 4:33 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: TRAITOR
- 4:33 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: BLUE
- 4:33 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: BAD
- 4:33 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 aims her pistol at Vivian
- 4:34 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 facepalms muttering "here we go again"
- 4:34 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 springs to action and instantly aims her gun at Vivian, "DROP THAT NOW!"
- 4:34 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 drops it
- 4:34 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Alright.
- 4:34 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Fuck it, I'm heading down to the motorpool
- 4:34 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 calms down and turns back towards the roup.
- 4:34 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 i dont rember paking them
- 4:34 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //*Group
- 4:34 PM - Friend computer You see joane drop her gun and walk away to CBAY
- 4:34 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Vivian, I would suggest heading down to the computer and telling it
- 4:35 PM - Friend computer Joane walks back with BLUE icecream cones.
- 4:35 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: i will
- 4:35 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 drops the iceream in her hands
- 4:35 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Joane
- 4:35 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: WHAT THE HELL
- 4:35 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: see
- 4:35 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Stop making me twitchy like this.
- 4:35 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: THAT WAS WEIRD and awesome
- 4:35 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Does anyone else feel...
- 4:35 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): happy?
- 4:35 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: A bit
- 4:35 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 smiles for some reason.
- 4:35 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I feel crazy happy.
- 4:35 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 gives an exasperated fuck everything sigh and walks down to the motorpool
- 4:35 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: yeah
- 4:35 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: i think we need to move
- 4:36 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 heads towards the motorpool.
- 4:36 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Nah, its good here
- 4:36 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: i felt this kind of happy
- 4:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Come on guys, we aren't paid by the hour
- 4:36 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) folllows the others to the motorpool
- 4:36 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: when i detonated the nuke-watch
- 4:36 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 sighs and follows the others
- 4:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: I call driving
- 4:36 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: i hug argatson
- 4:36 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I call shotgun
- 4:36 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I second Argatson's dibs.
- 4:36 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 goes to motorpool
- 4:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Vivian
- 4:36 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 goes to the motorpool as well
- 4:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: What are you
- 4:36 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 goes to hug arg
- 4:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 falls
- 4:36 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 falles down
- 4:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Vivian... the fuck are you doing?
- 4:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: Will, a little help here?
- 4:36 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Uh...
- 4:36 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 hugs Argatson
- 4:37 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: What's the status on a Red hugging an Orange?
- 4:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: WHY IS EVERYONE HUGGING ME
- 4:37 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) hugs argatson
- 4:37 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): its a cornucopia of love.
- 4:37 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 continues hugging
- 4:37 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: This is nice
- 4:37 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 begins to laugh in a strangely familiar fashion.
- 4:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 drags himself towards the motorpool
- 4:37 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 watches amuusedly
- 4:37 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Need...haha...to get out of here...hah...hah...
- 4:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: EVERYONE LET THE FUCK GO
- 4:37 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 falls over and continues to hug Argatson's feet
- 4:37 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Nah...
- 4:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: BEFORE I DETONATE A GRENADE
- 4:38 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 breaks into a run towards the motorpool, laughing all the while.
- 4:38 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 pulls towards an exit
- 4:38 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 looks at the others, confused
- 4:38 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: woo!
- 4:38 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 pulls out his wrench
- 4:38 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: LET GO
- 4:38 PM - Friend computer Vivian is hit in the head by a wrench.
- 4:38 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) runs to the motorpool, also
- 4:38 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: ow
- 4:38 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 runs to the motor pool
- 4:38 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: :(
- 4:38 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 desperately runs to the motorpool
- 4:38 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 continues to hug
- 4:39 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: WHAT IS THIS!? SOME SORT OF ROMANTIC COMEDY?
- 4:39 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: No! Hugs!
- 4:39 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Hooray@!
- 4:39 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 runs to motorpool, trying to shove joane off
- 4:39 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 continues hugging his feet
- 4:39 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 thinks for a second, and decides to head back to help Argatson get Joane off of him
- 4:40 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 pulls out a coil of copper wire
- 4:40 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 and a battery
- 4:40 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: I WILL TRY SCIENCE IF YOU DO NOT LET GO
- 4:40 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: SHUTUPANDTAKETHEHUGS
- 4:40 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: NEVAR
- 4:40 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Argatson, let me try something...
- 4:40 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: AS YOUR SUPERIOR I ORDER YOU OFF OF ME
- 4:41 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 looses a scream of utter frustration.
- 4:41 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: maybe our reflec armor is malfunctioning
- 4:41 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: ARGH SOMETHING SHOCKED ME
- 4:41 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: MAYBE THIS IS THE PURPOSE OF THE REFLEC ARMOR
- 4:41 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 tries to go and hug him again
- 4:41 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: NO SHIT
- 4:41 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: MAYBE IT TURNS US INTO MEAT SHIELDS
- 4:41 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 brandishes wire and battery
- 4:41 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: STAY BACK
- 4:41 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 runs for the motorpool
- 4:41 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 pulls the rifile off of his back, and butts Joane in the head with it.
- 4:41 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 hugs weiss
- 4:41 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 melts weiss's rifle
- 4:41 PM - Friend computer: // OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
- 4:42 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //er, tries to
- 4:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //she is a registered mutant
- 4:42 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: *aghast*
- 4:42 PM - Friend computer: // Someone rolled a fail roll!
- 4:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //just so everyone knows
- 4:42 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //:D
- 4:42 PM - Friend computer The rifle doesn't melt, but your hand feels a singeing sensation. Singe not sing.
- 4:42 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //I may or may not be registered, too
- 4:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 again looks for transport at th motorpool
- 4:42 PM - Friend computer SCREEEEEEEEEEECH
- 4:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: OH WHAT NOW
- 4:42 PM - Friend computer You find the motorpool flooded with all kinds of robots
- 4:42 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 runs after Argatson to hug him
- 4:42 PM - Friend computer Swarms upon swarms of them of different classes charging weiss specificly.
- 4:43 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: ARGATSON, COME BACK
- 4:43 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 sprints in the opposite direction
- 4:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: NO
- 4:43 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 politely steps out of those bots' line of approach.
- 4:43 PM - Friend computer: Bots: KILL CRUSH DESTROY SWAG! KILL CRUSH DESTROY~
- 4:43 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //:d
- 4:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 gets out of the way, acquires any car
- 4:43 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: weiss got swag.
- 4:43 PM - Friend computer A gentlebot with a tophat greets will, and returns to his rampage.
- 4:43 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 follows Argat
- 4:43 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 greeets the gentlebot.
- 4:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: WILL, KEEP JOANE OFF OF ME PLEASE
- 4:43 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Guys.
- 4:43 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 follows Argatson.
- 4:43 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I think we might be high.
- 4:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: NO SHIT SHERLOCK
- 4:44 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: would you like a hug
- 4:44 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: WE're not even in LSD sector yet
- 4:44 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: Simon slipped us all narcotics.
- 4:44 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: JOANE! Argatson is Orange, you are Red! Technically you are handling something or someone above your clearance! Stop your behavior at once or face repercussions!
- 4:44 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: /,e looks for any functioning cars
- 4:44 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 herp.
- 4:44 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 suddenly collapses
- 4:44 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //falls over
- 4:44 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 collapses
- 4:45 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 turns into vegtable
- 4:45 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 collapse
- 4:45 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): // i mean
- 4:45 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) falls over
- 4:45 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 suddenly falls to the floor.
- 4:45 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //GM
- 4:45 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 passes out while running
- 4:45 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //dafuq
- 4:45 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //WHAT HAVE THOU UNLEASHED
- 4:45 PM - Friend computer: // Gas.
- 4:45 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //happy dream times?
- 4:45 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //Will, technically I'm orange now
- 4:45 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // Sweet lawdy, I'm screwed
- 4:45 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Do you know ICly?
- 4:45 PM - Friend computer You all awaken an half cycle later in the tank. It is currently flying to LSD at impossible speeds! A recorded message lies at the cockpit.
- 4:45 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //NOPE
- 4:46 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //see?
- 4:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: OH FUCK
- 4:46 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Wha...what's going on?
- 4:46 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //That's why I havn't called you on it yet
- 4:46 PM - Friend computer One of the antigrav mats must of had failed because you find yourself swirling around.
- 4:46 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 lookes outside
- 4:46 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: My head is in pain
- 4:46 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 tries
- 4:46 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: KILL THEM AL- Wait, how the fuck am I in here? Whats that message say?
- 4:46 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Fuuuuuuuu-
- 4:46 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Not agaaaain-
- 4:46 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: again?
- 4:46 PM - Friend computer You see some hideous creature latched onto the antimat drive(s). It has two claws and a face that never stops smiling.
- 4:46 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: im not a vegetable anymore :D
- 4:47 PM - Friend computer It has a grey exoskeleton too.
- 4:47 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: ARGH SHOOT IT
- 4:47 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: OH GOD TOO HAPPY
- 4:47 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 shoots it
- 4:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 shoots creature with autocannon
- 4:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: KILL IT
- 4:47 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 shoots it
- 4:47 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): NO STOP
- 4:47 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 shoves the rifile through the exit, and begins to fire without pulling the trigger
- 4:47 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): IT"S ON THE ANTIGRAV DRIVES, DUMBASS
- 4:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: FUCK THAT I WANT OFF
- 4:47 PM - Friend computer You shoot the glass futilely, its very resistant.
- 4:47 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: hmm
- 4:47 PM - Friend computer: Autotank:Repairs have started, nanobots operational.
- 4:48 PM - Friend computer: Autotank:Designate punishment to this interloper.
- 4:48 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: OH FUCK
- 4:48 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: God damn it! Fly low! Fly low! Scrape it off against a building or something!
- 4:48 PM - Friend computer: Auto tank: Complying
- 4:48 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: WAIT NO!
- 4:48 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: does anyone see anymaens of esacpe
- 4:48 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: anymeans
- 4:48 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I'M NOT THE DRIVER DON'T LISTEN TO ME IF I'M NOT THE DRIVER!
- 4:48 PM - Friend computer You feel a bump as the autocar's side scrapes across a skyscraper filled with reds and infrareds alike.
- 4:49 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: IS IT STILL ON?
- 4:49 PM - Friend computer The xeno crawls up slowly but surely until it reaches the glass. Smiling at mart
- 4:49 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): AUTO TANK: RELEASE HALLUCINOGENS
- 4:49 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: FUCK!
- 4:49 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: hey !
- 4:49 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: OH GOD
- 4:49 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: noooo
- 4:49 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: ITS COOL BITCHES
- 4:49 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I GOT THIS
- 4:49 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: GOD DAMMIT NO
- 4:49 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: CALM YOUR PANTYS
- 4:49 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: SUDO OVERRIDE PREVIOUS ORDER
- 4:49 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: AUTOTANK CANCEL LAST ORDER
- 4:49 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: SUDO GIVE COMMAND AUTHORITY TO ARGATSON
- 4:49 PM - Friend computer The autotank releases mass amount of hallucoginec spires into the air, you can see people passing out.
- 4:49 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): YES
- 4:49 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 continues firing at the Xeno
- 4:50 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //is the Xeno affected?
- 4:50 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 punches Simon
- 4:50 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: QUIT FIRING AT MY XENO
- 4:50 PM - Friend computer Your lasrifle ceases to breach the glass.
- 4:50 PM - Friend computer: // The xenos is not affected.
- 4:50 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //where the hell are we right now?
- 4:50 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: FUCK IT
- 4:50 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //Wouldn't a laser technically go through glass because it's made of light?
- 4:50 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: BAIL OUT
- 4:50 PM - Friend computer: // Above HUD
- 4:50 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Fuck this shit, guys. I'm outta here.
- 4:50 PM - Friend computer The doors are locked.
- 4:50 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //]BRB
- 4:50 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 tries to fiddle with the door controls to open them
- 4:50 PM - Friend computer Suddenly the tank halts, and lands at the nearest spot of ground.
- 4:50 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: PILE OUT
- 4:51 PM - Friend computer: Autotank: MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN *SCREECH*
- 4:51 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): AUTOTANK, KILL THE XENO!
- 4:51 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: FUCK NO THAT THING IS STILL ON THE WINDSHIELD.
- 4:51 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: DONT
- 4:51 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: KILL
- 4:51 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: XENO
- 4:51 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: ARAGRARGHE
- 4:51 PM - Friend computer The doors open and close repeatedly.
- 4:51 PM - Friend computer If you try to go out you would be a fine mist
- 4:51 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //bak
- 4:51 PM - Friend computer The xeno proceeds to the doors and rips them off violently, cackling inaudible things.
- 4:51 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: I throw joane into the doors to clog them up
- 4:51 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: woo!
- 4:51 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 shoots the xeno
- 4:51 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 SHOOTS XENO
- 4:52 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 fires at the doorway now containing xeno.
- 4:52 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: QUIT
- 4:52 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: SHOOTINGS
- 4:52 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: THE
- 4:52 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: XENO
- 4:52 PM - Friend computer The lasbolts fail to penetrate the shell
- 4:52 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: WHY
- 4:52 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) shoots the xeno
- 4:52 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: SHOULD
- 4:52 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): WHY
- 4:52 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: WE
- 4:52 PM - Friend computer The autocannon only barely damages it.
- 4:52 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: BECAUSE
- 4:52 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: DO NOT TELL YOUR SUPERIOR WHAT TO DO!
- 4:52 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: remember this monocle?
- 4:52 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 uses autocannon as a club
- 4:52 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: it works on mutants
- 4:52 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: FUCK YOUR STUPID MONOCOLE
- 4:52 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 charges and tries to melt the thing
- 4:52 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: THAT IS NOT A FUCKING MUTANT! THAT IS A FUCKING XENO!
- 4:52 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 Aims for the head and fires again
- 4:53 PM - Friend computer The xenos ceases to respond to your clubbings.
- 4:53 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: AIM FOR THE LIMBS!
- 4:53 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: FUCK IT
- 4:53 PM - Friend computer The corrosive acid melts off it's left arm, it remains passive.
- 4:53 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 tries to dodge it and get outside
- 4:53 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: you fucks
- 4:53 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 backs up
- 4:53 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: MELTED MY XENOS ARM OFF
- 4:53 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 redirects her fire to the xeno's right arm.
- 4:53 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 then charges for the door to get outside
- 4:53 PM - Friend computer The joint on the arm explodes, it now has two stubs.
- 4:53 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: NOOO
- 4:53 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: WILL, ITS TIME TO RUN LIKE FUCK
- 4:53 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: ARGH
- 4:54 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 bails out and follows Argatson.
- 4:54 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: FINE
- 4:54 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 runs to follow argatson
- 4:54 PM - Friend computer: // I love how many of you panic at the sight of REDACTED
- 4:54 PM - Friend computer You see the hovertank regain control and it remains in hover mode. It opens up on the xenos
- 4:54 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //You described it as the prime horror of 1994 strategy gamers
- 4:54 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) follows argatson
- 4:54 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: DONT YOU DARE HUG ME VIVI
- 4:54 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) actually, gets back in the autotank
- 4:54 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: i wont :'(
- 4:55 PM - Friend computer: // image for confused http://i.imgur.com/G2mu6.gif
- 4:55 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: ANY RED ATTEMPTING TO HUG AN ORANGE DURING THIS MISSION WILL BE SHOT.
- 4:55 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu
- 4:55 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: well
- 4:55 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: fuck you guys
- 4:55 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: killing my xeno.
- 4:55 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 gets out and tries to follow
- 4:56 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: well
- 4:56 PM - Friend computer The hovertank lands and weiss is seen exiting it.
- 4:56 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: :c
- 4:56 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) follows weiss
- 4:56 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 stands close to Argatson and takes a good look at the surrounding area.
- 4:56 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: You all fucking owe me for fixing that damn tank
- 4:56 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: so, why are we abandoning this hovertank?
- 4:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: because xenos inside it
- 4:57 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: BECAUSE THAT THING TORE THROUGH THE FUCKING ARMOR.
- 4:57 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: you all fucking owe me for making the xeno rip the door off
- 4:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: FUCK IT
- 4:57 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: we were trapped in that thing
- 4:57 PM - Friend computer Auto tank: Nanobots have completely repaired all armor and doors.
- 4:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?
- 4:57 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Mart, shut up.
- 4:57 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Just...shut up.
- 4:57 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: also
- 4:57 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: \\im still in tank :d
- 4:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: WHERE IS THE OBJECTIVE
- 4:57 PM - Friend computer Auto tank: PROGRAM OVERRIDE, directive now to get you to LSD.
- 4:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: oh lord
- 4:57 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 go to LSD in tank
- 4:57 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: everyone in. Lets go.
- 4:57 PM - Friend computer: Auto tank: Get in the chopper if you want to survive~
- 4:57 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) dives into the driver's seat
- 4:57 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: back ing the bear
- 4:57 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 gets in
- 4:58 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 tries to get in
- 4:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 gets in the turret
- 4:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: and
- 4:58 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 moves into the tank.
- 4:58 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 goes back in
- 4:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: next Xeno
- 4:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: dont shoot to fuck
- 4:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: FUCK YOUR XENOS, CLEANSE AND PURGE TROOPS
- 4:58 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: ...
- 4:58 PM - Friend computer Will is seen operating the twin earthshaker cannons. A glorious sight they are
- 4:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: how would you like a xeno on our side?
- 4:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: I would hate it
- 4:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: why?
- 4:58 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Mart. The next xeno we see, I kick you out of the tank and expect you to kiss it.
- 4:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: I only work with humans and sanctioned mutants
- 4:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I WILL KISS IT
- 4:59 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: and i will ride it into battle
- 4:59 PM - Friend computer: Auto tank: Clearance override, maximum speed set to 550 KPH.
- 4:59 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: holy shit
- 4:59 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: yay
- 4:59 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: BUCKLE UP
- 4:59 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 puts on the seatbelt
- 4:59 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: oh thats fast
- 4:59 PM - Friend computer Your ear's start to bleed as the autotank kicks it up to maximum speed.
- 4:59 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 buckle in
- 4:59 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: YEE HAAAAAAAAAAW!
- 4:59 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 buckles up
- 4:59 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): my ears hurt
- 4:59 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: NOT MY FUCKING EARS AGAIN
- 4:59 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 cover ears
- 4:59 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 brasces her self
- 5:00 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: OH GOD TE FLASHBACKS
- 5:00 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 holds on for dear life
- 5:00 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) covers ears
- 5:00 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): /using Argatson's hands
- 5:00 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 fastens her seatbelt.
- 5:00 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 fastens seatbelt
- 5:00 PM - Friend computer: Auto tank: Illegial vehicle in the ---- * static* firing main weapons.
- 5:00 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: SEATBELTS, PEOPLE! STOP YOU FROM BEING TURNED SMOOTHIE!
- 5:00 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) puts on seatbelt
- 5:00 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: Ive seen it happen maaan
- 5:00 PM - Friend computer You can hear the crackle of ionized air as a infrared passing by is removed by the tank to maintain it's speed.
- 5:00 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 SEATBELT
- 5:01 PM - Friend computer You all feel a wave of nausea as the tank does a BARREL ROLL - DO A BARREL ROLL~
- 5:01 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: THIS IS NOT SAFE
- 5:01 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: BAD. BAD. BAD.
- 5:01 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //fuck yes. barrel rolls.
- 5:01 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 vomits.
- 5:01 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //so many situations ive barrel roll''d out of to save my life
- 5:01 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //wait, barrel roll or aeliron roll?
- 5:01 PM - Friend computer Having nothing else to vomit onto you vomit onto the windshield that allows you to see outside, Great job.
- 5:01 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //:P
- 5:01 PM - Friend computer The nanobots automatically assimiliate it.
- 5:01 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Urrrrrgh...
- 5:01 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //do a barrle vomity
- 5:01 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: We're all going to die...
- 5:01 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 high fives the nanobots
- 5:02 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Stop the barrel roll!
- 5:02 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) vomits on Argatson
- 5:02 PM - Friend computer The barrel roll stops as the tank recognizes the command.
- 5:02 PM - Friend computer You briefly at the briefest time arrive at a command post being invaded by ALL KINDS OF ELDRITCH HORRORS>
- 5:02 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //i bet you a quarter we're upside down.
- 5:02 PM - Friend computer: .
- 5:02 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Oh god-
- 5:02 PM - Friend computer You land and the doors open
- 5:02 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Autotank, Fire on the eldritch horrors.
- 5:02 PM - Friend computer Everything is sideways for some reason?
- 5:03 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Also, close the doors
- 5:03 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: AUTOTANK, CLOSE DOORS
- 5:03 PM - Friend computer: Auto tank:DIRECTIVE COMFIRMED
- 5:03 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: OKAY
- 5:03 PM - Friend computer The doors shut, only one lascannon fires.
- 5:03 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: WHATS THE PLAN
- 5:03 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: let me
- 5:03 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: out
- 5:03 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: i dare you
- 5:03 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: !
- 5:03 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Yes.
- 5:03 PM - Friend computer: Autotank: Error, cannot fire secondary lascannon. Obstacle in the way.
- 5:03 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: MART! YOUR TIME!
- 5:03 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Autotank! Expel Mart!
- 5:03 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): AUTOTANK, KEEP FIRING
- 5:03 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: LET MART OUT
- 5:03 PM - Friend computer: Autotank: Cannot fire twin earthshakers. Pilot interrupting.
- 5:04 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: autotank, open doors
- 5:04 PM - Friend computer One of the doors open up and mart's seatbelt unlocks automaticly.
- 5:04 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: CLOSE DOORS
- 5:04 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 vacates the turret seat and tries to fit between the other team members.
- 5:04 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 kicks Mart out the door
- 5:04 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //so am i outside, or was i kicked into a closed door?
- 5:04 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 fires at the aliums
- 5:05 PM - Friend computer Outside.
- 5:05 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 climbs on top of autotank.
- 5:05 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //do the doors have windows?
- 5:05 PM - Friend computer You all see argatson clock mart as he fires.
- 5:05 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: MART! ALIENS! NOW KISS!
- 5:05 PM - Friend computer His fist lands on the monocle and his knucles shatter....
- 5:05 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 coughs.
- 5:05 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: GET OUT OF MY WAY
- 5:05 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 charges to the nearst cover spraying his autcannon everywhere
- 5:06 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): AUTOCAR, FIRE UPON EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE CAR
- 5:06 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): EXCEPT MART
- 5:06 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Argatson, aren't you actually inside the tank?
- 5:06 PM - Friend computer Argatson has lost a leg!
- 5:06 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 stays VERY inside the car
- 5:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: OWWWW FUCK
- 5:06 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) stays inside the car
- 5:06 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: WATCH THIS
- 5:06 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) hugs Joane
- 5:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2 drags himself to cover and uses his medkits
- 5:06 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) unhugs joane
- 5:06 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 tries to drag argastion back in the car
- 5:06 PM - Friend computer A lascannon bolt flies by argatson.
- 5:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: ...
- 5:06 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Fuck this shit now.
- 5:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: THEY HAVE MY FUCKING GUN
- 5:06 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 run and jump on illlithid's back
- 5:06 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: AUTOTANK! GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
- 5:06 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 or more in the car
- 5:06 PM - Friend computer: AUto tank: Fucking this shit.
- 5:07 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: THEY HAVE MY FCKING GUN
- 5:07 PM - Friend computer The tank flips itself back to normal position and opens up on overdrive mode.
- 5:07 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: WAIT FU-
- 5:07 PM - Friend computer Suddenly the horde infront of you turns into a very fine purple mist.
- 5:07 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): AUTOTANK FIRE UPON EVERYTHING OUTSIDE
- 5:07 PM - Friend computer Argatson is also killed.
- 5:07 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //HAH.
- 5:07 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //O.O
- 5:07 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //FUCK
- 5:07 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //i have no idea whats going on o.o
- 5:08 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //The car fired.
- 5:08 PM - Friend computer: // Julius IE will has "Fucked this shit up."
- 5:08 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Seems like your regular Paranoia round
- 5:08 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //well, I have dinner soon anyways
- 5:09 PM - Friend computer You find mart uninjured and on top of some eldritch squid like creature, it is bipedal and mart is on it's back riding along like a little kid.
- 5:09 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: YEAH BITCHES
- 5:09 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: SAY HELLO TO ARCHIBALD
- 5:09 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: What is that idiot doing...
- 5:09 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: wave archibald.
- 5:09 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: say hi
- 5:09 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: how
- 5:09 PM - Friend computer The creature waves and gargles.
- 5:09 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 shoots the squid
- 5:09 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Autocar, fire upon the squid creature
- 5:09 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: EAVSIVE MANEUVERS ARCHIBALD
- 5:09 PM - Friend computer You hit mart's left toe.
- 5:10 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): it could be fatal
- 5:10 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 for once decides that Joane has a good idea and also fires at the creature.
- 5:10 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 continues firing
- 5:10 PM - Friend computer: Autotank: Negative, twin earthshakers depleted of ammunition.
- 5:10 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 fires at the creature as well
- 5:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: RUN ARCHIBALD
- 5:10 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Can I shoot Mart?
- 5:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: THEY DONT LIKE OUR KIND
- 5:10 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: YES
- 5:10 PM - Friend computer The creature falls down with many holes in it, it gasp for air and reaches a hand out to mart.
- 5:10 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 fires as well
- 5:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: NO
- 5:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: NOO
- 5:10 PM - Friend computer You see a tear in it's eye and it falls dead.
- 5:10 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 shoots the hand
- 5:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: NUUU
- 5:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //Wait, "OUR KIND""
- 5:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: YOU
- 5:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: KILLED
- 5:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: ARCHIBAALD
- 5:10 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 Aims for Marts head, making sur ehe doesn't miss
- 5:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //YOU MUTANT XENOS LOVER
- 5:10 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 shoots mart
- 5:11 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: BY THE COMPUTER! I SHALL PURGE THIS SECTOR OF THESE XENOS!
- 5:11 PM - Friend computer The lasbolt hits mart in his monocle, and suddenly a huge shockwave flies upon you all.
- 5:11 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 use poor archibald as meatshield
- 5:11 PM - Friend computer You all feel dizzy.
- 5:11 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //NO
- 5:11 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: NOT AGAI-
- 5:11 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //fuck that monocole so hard
- 5:11 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: OH JESUS
- 5:11 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: MY
- 5:11 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: MONOCLE
- 5:11 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Why does this keep happening...
- 5:11 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //what does it do?
- 5:11 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 shoots blindly at mart
- 5:11 PM - Friend computer Mart is the eye of the storm, the shockwaves pulse from him.
- 5:11 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //mind control apparently
- 5:11 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //oh
- 5:11 PM - Friend computer all attempts to fire are widdled away as you lose nerve control
- 5:12 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: YOU SHALL ALL DIEEE
- 5:12 PM - Friend computer You all slowly get up, out of control of your bodies. Slowly walking towards the edge of the subsector
- 5:12 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 fires at Mart, aiming for the heart, keeping a relaxed grin on his face
- 5:12 PM - Friend computer: //Cannot, body is incative.
- 5:12 PM - Friend computer: // Inactive*
- 5:12 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //damn
- 5:12 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 tries to scream.
- 5:12 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: YOU
- 5:12 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: CANNOT
- 5:12 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: SCREAM
- 5:13 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //this will be fun
- 5:13 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 tries to shake off the control
- 5:13 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //EMPHASIS ON TRIES TO
- 5:13 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //I hate you so much mart
- 5:13 PM - Friend computer: // You cannot scream.
- 5:13 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Mart(ians)!
- 5:13 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: Pick up your guns
- 5:13 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: fight the aliens
- 5:13 PM - Friend computer You all stand in a clear line along the edge, wielding your guns
- 5:13 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: without your tank
- 5:13 PM - Friend computer You move away from your mass suicide jump and follow mart's command.
- 5:14 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: in fact,
- 5:14 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //So, I'm guessing everyone will be willing to purge mart
- 5:14 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: put down your guns.
- 5:14 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: and charge the aliens.
- 5:14 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //yup
- 5:14 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: no weapons.
- 5:14 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //whe does the monocole's battery run out?
- 5:14 PM - Friend computer You all drop the guns and charge at a nonexistant enemy. The tank annihiliated them all.
- 5:14 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //HAH
- 5:14 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //well fuck
- 5:14 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //when did he get this ridiculous monocle?
- 5:14 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //because it running out NOW
- 5:14 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: off the cliff it is.
- 5:14 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Oh thank tank
- 5:14 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 fires the gun using his mind
- 5:14 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //:(
- 5:14 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //Would be hilarious
- 5:14 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 tries to break out of it
- 5:14 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 at mart, if possible
- 5:15 PM - Friend computer The shockwaves have been getting slower and slower.
- 5:15 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: welp
- 5:15 PM - Friend computer You can briefly gain conscious control of your body
- 5:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //I KNEW IT
- 5:15 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: jump off the cliff
- 5:15 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 runs back and grabs her gun
- 5:15 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 Sprints over to the rifile
- 5:15 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: ?steps back
- 5:15 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: YOU CANT RMEMEBR THIS
- 5:15 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: OFF THE CLIFF
- 5:15 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 steps back
- 5:15 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: FORGET THIS HAPPENED
- 5:15 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 throws herself to the floor.
- 5:15 PM - Friend computer They all drop mind's blank for am oment.
- 5:15 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: WITH YOUR NEW BODY COMES A NEW MIND
- 5:16 PM - Friend computer You all awaken briefly confused and startled, you last remember getting out of the tank and argaston dropping out of a chute.
- 5:16 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 looks around
- 5:16 PM - Friend computer The shockwave is completely gone now.
- 5:16 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: ...the...fuck.
- 5:16 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: hey guys
- 5:16 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: I killed them all
- 5:16 PM - Friend computer And you find mart innocently setting by the tank
- 5:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //am I alive again?
- 5:16 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 checks every one
- 5:16 PM - Friend computer: // Yes.
- 5:16 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Why do I feel like hitting you?
- 5:16 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 is still there
- 5:16 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 Is gripping is rifile, knuckles white, he doesn't know why though
- 5:16 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I think Mart is a mutant
- 5:16 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: you didnt believe i could do it
- 5:16 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: but i did.
- Argatson-O-DFC-2 disconnected.
- 5:17 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): No regular person could kill all of those alone
- 5:17 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: So.
- 5:17 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Urgh, what happened?
- 5:17 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: im no
- 5:17 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Mart.
- 5:17 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: You killed them?
- 5:17 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: ayup.
- 5:17 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: How?
- 5:17 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) shots at Mart because no non-mutant could kill them all
- 5:17 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Why do I feel like running?
- 5:17 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: with that tank
- 5:17 PM - Friend computer You hit his prototype REFLEC ARMOR
- 5:17 PM - Friend computer It does it's name and REFLECS hitting your toe.
- 5:17 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Your order was to kiss them. Not kill them. You have disregarded orders from a superior.
- 5:17 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 heads to the tank
- 5:17 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): // I have reflec armor, too, though
- 5:17 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: also,
- 5:17 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 follows Joane
- 5:17 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: i did kiss one
- 5:17 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: :D
- 5:18 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: it bit off my toe
- 5:18 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: There is no proof.
- 5:18 PM - Friend computer: // It applies to legs and torso.
- 5:18 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: see?
- 5:18 PM - Friend computer: // Not toes
- 5:18 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Autotank, what happened?
- 5:18 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) shoots at Mart's Head
- 5:18 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 jump up, making laser hit torso
- 5:18 PM - Friend computer: Autotank: I destroyed them with twin earthshakers. Mart kissed a illithid
- 5:18 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 walks over to Mart.
- 5:18 PM - Friend computer Simon is hit in the foot.
- 5:18 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Why where we passed out?
- 5:18 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 look's around then walks towards the tank
- 5:18 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 steps behind Mart.
- 5:18 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: the mind flayer got pissed when i kissed it
- Argatson-O-DFC-2 entered chat.
- 5:19 PM - Friend computer: Autotank: Unknown, electromagnetic pulse emanated from illithid or mart and you all blanked out.
- 5:19 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //welcome back
- 5:19 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Hmm
- 5:19 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Autotank, if it was an EMP why are you active?
- 5:19 PM - Friend computer Mart has fallen unconscious, will has hit him in the head with a hammer.
- 5:19 PM - Friend computer: Autotank:My electronics are hardened against emp.
- 5:19 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) takes his monocle
- 5:20 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: There we go.
- 5:20 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Autotank, permission to reprogram your AI to allow you to become more effective?
- 5:20 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: \\ dont mess with my monocle
- 5:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //have I respawned yet?
- 5:20 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: We should restrain him.
- 5:20 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Will, please get out of the way
- 5:20 PM - Friend computer: Autotank:Monocle is now stated as treasonous material, report it to leader.
- 5:20 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I want his monocle
- 5:20 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Nevermind
- 5:20 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Autotank, how did the Illithid die?
- 5:20 PM - Friend computer: Autotank:Return it to RnD as soon as possible.
- 5:20 PM - Friend computer: Autotank:It died by mass lasgun fire.
- 5:20 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 ties Mart's arms on his back with plasticord, assuming that is actually something you can tie people up with.
- 5:21 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: By who?
- 5:21 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 derp im unconscious
- 5:21 PM - Friend computer: Autotank:Unknown, lasguns fired when EMP hit. My external sensors are not as lucky as my processors.
- 5:21 PM - Friend computer You successfuly tie him up.
- 5:21 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: So, we fired after the MEP hit?
- 5:21 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Xeno sympathizer. Actually kissed a xeno.
- 5:21 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: That's weird
- 5:21 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Well, what do we do with Mart now?
- 5:21 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): I think we should kill him f
- 5:21 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): He's comitting treason, after all
- 5:21 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: /mumbled* i kissed it by your direct order
- 5:22 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: You kissed it. My point still stands.
- 5:22 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): And it's treasonous to fail to execute someone who commits treason
- 5:22 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: oh for the love of....
- 5:22 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Is my first day on the squad supposed to be like this?
- 5:22 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 shoots mart in the head
- 5:22 PM - Friend computer You miss and hit will.
- 5:22 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //lmao.
- 5:22 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: OH CRRAP
- 5:22 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: SORRY WILL
- 5:22 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Gah!
- 5:23 PM - Friend computer His foot is bleeding now.
- 5:23 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) searches Mart
- 5:23 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Watch it!
- 5:23 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 goes up to mart
- 5:23 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //isnt will a girl?
- 5:23 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 firest at Mart's head, point blank with the sniper
- 5:23 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 takes a step back.
- 5:23 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 presses her gun to his head, fires
- 5:23 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Yes she is.
- 5:23 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //fires*
- 5:23 PM - Friend computer Weiss SOMEHOW misses to some unnatural magick.
- 5:23 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //looks like you fiered at will
- 5:23 PM - Friend computer Joana does as well.
- 5:23 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: ...how the fuck did I miss?
- 5:23 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Viv, get the fuck out. That was horrible.
- 5:23 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //MUTANT
- 5:23 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //:P
- 5:23 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 melts marts head
- 5:23 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //FIRE AT WILL! WAIT, NO! NOT ME!
- 5:24 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: // bad puns are my fortay
- 5:24 PM - Friend computer You melt the concrete by his head, you feel that next time will kill him.
- 5:24 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //so is being dislexsic
- 5:24 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 does it again
- 5:24 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Seems you fired at...*glasses* Will..YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
- 5:24 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 then shoots him
- 5:24 PM - Friend computer Magick deflects it.
- 5:24 PM - Friend computer: // He made GM happy alot.
- 5:24 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Oh, for the love of god.
- 5:24 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) removes Mart's Reflec armor
- 5:24 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 Smacks Will in the head with the butt of his rifile
- 5:24 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Anyone with muscles here?
- 5:24 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: mart*
- 5:25 PM - Friend computer You hit him in the soulder, just missing.
- 5:25 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Just snap his fucking neck or something.
- 5:25 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: /am I awake yet?
- 5:25 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 melts the concrete under his head, bathing it in acid
- 5:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //my autogun has a tone of spikes
- 5:25 PM - Friend computer His neck is propped by the concrete, it is just under the aid.
- 5:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //just so everyone remembers
- 5:25 PM - Friend computer: //acid
- 5:25 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 forces his head into the acid
- 5:25 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) removes Mart's Reflec armor and throws it in the acid
- 5:25 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Can we just leave him here to die?
- 5:25 PM - Friend computer Unless you break his neck in the middle forcing it into there it won't budge.
- 5:26 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 breaks his neck
- 5:26 PM - Friend computer Rolling rlling rolling
- 5:26 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //They see me rollin', they hatin'
- 5:26 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: hah
- 5:26 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //hah
- 5:26 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //i feel as if you guys dont like me
- 5:26 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //ya think?
- 5:26 PM - Friend computer You critically miss, and break your wrist on the concrete.
- 5:26 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //you even stole my monocle
- 5:26 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: ARGH WHAT THE HELL
- 5:27 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Is the tank still intact?
- 5:27 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: is the hover tank around?
- 5:27 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Anyone have explosives?
- 5:27 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Let's just drive away without him
- 5:27 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // is there any way to alter my skill sheet?
- 5:27 PM - Friend computer Mart awakens.
- 5:27 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): Also, I'd like some Ice Cream
- 5:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //someone tell me when Im ressurected
- 5:27 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: /fire my laser rifile at Mart's throat
- 5:27 PM - Friend computer You feel a shockwave and you all fall, unable to move for a second.
- 5:27 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: ./me *
- 5:27 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 fires at marts feet
- 5:28 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Gha-
- 5:28 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: MUTANT
- 5:28 PM - Friend computer You see mart running away to the tank
- 5:28 PM - Friend computer He makes it in.
- 5:28 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //He was tied up, though.
- 5:28 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: GO TANK
- 5:28 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 tries to shoot him
- 5:28 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Are you fu-
- 5:28 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: RUN THEM OVER
- 5:28 PM - Friend computer His hands, were tied up.
- 5:28 PM - Friend computer: Autotank: Order comfirmed
- 5:28 PM - Friend computer It slowly moves towards you, out of juice
- 5:28 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Autotank, OVER RIDE LAST ORDER!
- 5:28 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: shit
- 5:28 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: TANK
- 5:28 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: FIRE
- 5:28 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 prepares to dodge.
- 5:28 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): // "Friend computer You successfuly tie him up."
- 5:28 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //Just sayin'
- 5:29 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //I tied his hands, not his legs.
- 5:29 PM - Friend computer: // You didn't specify WHAT you tied up.
- 5:29 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: did it run out of shells?
- 5:29 PM - Friend computer: // I made a roll for what you did.
- 5:29 PM - Friend computer The lascannon barely misses will.
- 5:29 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //can we move yet?
- 5:29 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Gah! Fuck!
- 5:29 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //it ran out of earthquake shells
- 5:29 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //thanks
- 5:29 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: but it must have auxillary guns
- 5:29 PM - Friend computer: Autotank: Error, energy drained. Ceasing functions
- 5:29 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: LOCK TANK
- 5:29 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: i see that now
- 5:29 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 throws something into the air - it looks like a disembodied hand.
- 5:29 PM - Friend computer You heard a piercing screech and suddenly hundreds of robots swarm down towards you.
- 5:29 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: The fuck does that thing come from?!
- 5:30 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //"Will-O-DIE-2 ties Mart's arms on his back with plasticord, assuming that is actually something you can tie people up with."
- 5:30 PM - Friend computer: // Yes, he can run still.
- 5:30 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Yeah arms. The tank is voice controlled
- 5:30 PM - Friend computer: // And autotank is voice actiated
- 5:30 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: AUTOTANK
- 5:30 PM - Friend computer: activated*
- 5:30 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //How do you open a door without arms?
- 5:30 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: respond to my voice only
- 5:30 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //we move yet?
- 5:30 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //VOice
- 5:30 PM - Friend computer: // Autotank has no power.
- 5:30 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 tries to shoot mart
- 5:30 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: sigh
- 5:30 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) shoots at the tank's powersource so it will explode
- 5:30 PM - Friend computer At this point, half of you are wounded. Others recovering from neuroshock of many degrees, and now mart is being swarmed by robots.
- 5:31 PM - Friend computer: //Doesn't work that way.
- 5:31 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty) shoot at the tank's powersource
- 5:31 PM - Friend computer: // Cannot, you do not know where it is.
- 5:31 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 decides to keep some distance between herself and the tank.
- 5:31 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: i say we go home but first shoot
- 5:31 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //Its gonna be armored anyway
- 5:31 PM - Friend computer: // Also, simon is the luckiest frakker in this game.
- 5:31 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 shoots with simon
- 5:31 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 fires at mart
- 5:31 PM - Friend computer: // He is in a tank.
- 5:32 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 attempts to stand up
- 5:32 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //Never closed the doors
- 5:32 PM - Friend computer: // He did.
- 5:32 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //oh god worst time to need to take a leak - afk, even though I will regret it
- 5:32 PM - Friend computer: // And you are INFRONT of the tank.
- 5:32 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //How close doors without arms?
- 5:32 PM - Friend computer: // VOICE
- 5:32 PM - Friend computer: // ACTIVATED
- 5:33 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //He never said close doors
- 5:33 PM - Friend computer Vivian has shot simon in the knee, he falls down in pain. Somehow his reflec has failed!
- 5:33 PM - Friend computer: // He said it before it lost all power.
- 5:33 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: sorry
- 5:33 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: Friend computer: Autotank: Error, energy drained. Ceasing functions
- Mart-R-IYD-1: LOCK TANK
- 5:33 PM - Friend computer: // He also spent points of a certain degree.
- 5:33 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //That looks like after, but fine.
- 5:33 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //re
- 5:34 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 makes himself comfortable.
- 5:34 PM - Friend computer At this point the tank is swarmed by bots of all kinds, on the singular goal of getting in.
- 5:34 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 stands up
- 5:34 PM - Friend computer: You stnad.
- 5:34 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Right...so what now?
- 5:34 PM - Friend computer: stand*
- 5:34 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Okay. I guess we should le the bots do this.
- 5:34 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 moves away from the tank
- 5:35 PM - Friend computer The bots retreat and them slam into the door en force, they tip the tank.
- 5:35 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: if he wants to live, he'll have to leave. If he leaves, he dies.
- 5:35 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Shall we just go?
- 5:35 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //rock the boat dont tip the boat over
- 5:35 PM - Friend computer The bots make one last push and the door slams open, mart is carried out floating ontop of bots.
- 5:35 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 fire at mart!
- 5:35 PM - Friend computer They fly above the pit.
- 5:36 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: ladies, gentlemen?
- 5:36 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: i bid you
- 5:36 PM - Friend computer Your shot hits a stray cooking bot and the directive changes.
- 5:36 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: adieu
- 5:36 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 fire at Mart
- 5:36 PM - Friend computer Mart is currently falling down the pit, the bots are swarming joane shouting treason.
- 5:36 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 run away!
- 5:36 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Good job, fool.
- 5:36 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Best go. Now
- 5:36 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 fires behind her wildly
- 5:36 PM - Friend computer You hit the wall of the outpost you were supposed to be helping.
- 5:36 PM - Friend computer You hit weiss in the torso, his reflec armor does so.
- 5:36 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //jebus this was messed up.
- 5:37 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 offers Minty Breath-O-Fresheners to the rest of the team that's not currently dead or on its way to death.
- 5:37 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): /ne thanks Will
- 5:37 PM - Friend computer Mart dies.
- 5:37 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 continue to run!
- 5:37 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1 politly refuses
- 5:37 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1 splat
- 5:37 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // :D
- 5:37 PM - Friend computer You run into the wall repeatedly.
- 5:37 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 shrugs and takes one herself.
- 5:37 PM - Friend computer: // It took you so much time and effort to kill mart.
- 5:37 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //yeah
- 5:37 PM - Friend computer: // Was it worth it?
- 5:37 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Mission accomplished.
- 5:38 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //YES.
- 5:38 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //I spent 6 points on it
- 5:38 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //yes
- 5:38 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //I spend
- 5:38 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //12
- 5:38 PM - Friend computer: // Mart spent twenty points on it just to troll you.
- 5:38 PM - Friend computer: // No, you spent all of them.
- 5:38 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //oh. 20 XD
- 5:38 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: /how did he get 20?
- 5:38 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // for what?
- 5:38 PM - Friend computer: // Carried over from last game.
- 5:38 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //I have no idea if I spent any points.
- 5:38 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //Again, HOW?
- 5:38 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //yeah. that was totally worth it.
- 5:38 PM - Friend computer: //Classified.
- 5:38 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //sigh...
- 5:39 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //Wait, he was here last game?
- 5:39 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //No, an even earlier game.
- 5:39 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //your last game = 2nd game
- 5:39 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //0.o
- 5:39 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //oh.
- 5:39 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: // ive been to first and third
- 5:39 PM - Friend computer: // He was here in a earlier game.
- 5:39 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: // that was fun
- 5:39 PM - Friend computer: // ANYWAY
- 5:39 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Right...lets continue on to LSD shall we?
- 5:40 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: How many of us are left, anyway?
- 5:40 PM - Friend computer Joane continues running into the wall desperately avoiding the robots. I isn't working.
- 5:40 PM - Friend computer: // It isn't working*
- 5:40 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //I said run along the wall
- 5:40 PM - Friend computer: // Joane-R-HLI-1 continue to run!
- 5:40 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //nvm
- 5:40 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: I thought about saying it
- 5:40 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: First day and so many dead...lovely.
- 5:40 PM - Friend computer The bots are getting closer, they prime their weapons.
- 5:40 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: -_-
- 5:40 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 run along the wall!
- 5:41 PM - Friend computer You roll a natural 1! You do a mirror's edge style wall run and fly into another role. Edventually climbing over it
- 5:41 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1 find a place to hide!
- 5:41 PM - Friend computer You see simon vanish and a eagle replaces him.
- 5:41 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //I wish i just shoved you guys off the edge. except i didnt know there was an edge. or no more aliens.
- 5:41 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-2: //who all is alive?
- 5:42 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //I am!
- 5:42 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: // i think i am
- 5:42 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Will will die, but not right now.
- 5:42 PM - Friend computer: // Joane is about to die, will wills herself to live, weiss is fine, vivian is fine, simon is derping, mart is dead, argatson is respawning.
- 5:42 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): // I am
- 5:42 PM - Friend computer You see the eagle fly to LS
- 5:42 PM - Friend computer: LSD*
- 5:42 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //waaait a minutes
- 5:42 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //Is he registered yet?
- 5:42 PM - Friend computer A van comes out of nowhere and you see argatson coming out of it.
- Argatson-O-DFC-2 has changed their name to Argatson-O-DFC-3.
- 5:43 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: hello argatson
- 5:43 PM - Friend computer It appears to be filled with hippies payed off by argatson.
- 5:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 hands the vans driver some credits
- 5:43 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 looks around on the roof.
- 5:43 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Thank god, we have a competent member back.
- 5:43 PM - Friend computer: // Define competent
- 5:43 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: hello again
- 5:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: So whats going on?
- 5:43 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: // not me
- 5:43 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: // Has not openly tried to kill all of us yet
- 5:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: What did I miss?
- 5:43 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: We killed Mart.
- 5:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Oh good
- 5:43 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: We did not kill Mart.
- 5:43 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //hint hint. ask the autotank
- 5:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I hope it was painful
- 5:43 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: It was the bots.
- 5:43 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: They threw him off the edge here.
- 5:44 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...so it WAS painful?
- 5:44 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: We should of done that from the beginning, and Joane is being chased by robots hellbent on killing her.
- 5:44 PM - Friend computer Currently said robots are swarming the outpost building franticly trying to get joane.
- 5:44 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: If you look closely, you can still see that rose-shaped blood stain he made when he hit the floor.
- 5:44 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: So just another day at the office then
- 5:44 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Of course.
- 5:44 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I'll keep that noted...
- 5:44 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 grumbles something about paygrades
- 5:45 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: // im gonna be afk
- 5:45 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: So...
- 5:45 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: What now?
- 5:45 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //i smell food. and betrayal.
- 5:45 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //and Itunes starts playing light up the night. good/bad sign?
- 5:45 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //bad
- 5:45 PM - Friend computer: // Good.
- 5:45 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //yup.
- 5:45 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //cake
- 5:45 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // FUN sign
- 5:45 PM - Friend computer: // !!SCIENCE!! AND !!FUN!!
- 5:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Well, Way i see it, we still have our mission, and we need to accomplish it
- 5:46 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: we move on to LSD I suppose.
- 5:46 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: should we wait for Joane?
- 5:46 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Ah, yes. Mission.
- 5:46 PM - Friend computer You see a squad of men in power armor exit the gates, they take aim and in a burst of light the bots disappear into a greasy mist.
- 5:46 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Wait, weren't we supposed to test something?
- 5:46 PM - Friend computer Joane is among them.
- 5:46 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: yeah, Daemon artefact
- 5:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Demon device I think
- 5:46 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //butchered that
- 5:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //aw fuck, afk for a bit again
- 5:46 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Where's that thing now?
- 5:47 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: ...I'll go check the tank
- 5:48 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //I'm gonna ave to head off
- 5:48 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Guys, the tanks recharging! give it a bit and we can go on.
- 5:48 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Wonderful.
- 5:48 PM - Friend computer: // Cya joane
- 5:48 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //bai
- 5:49 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //cya
- 5:49 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 give the pen I found to Will. "What do you think it is? I found it in the tank.
- 5:49 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 (Loyalty): //Bye
- 5:49 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 "
- 5:49 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: // bye :P
- 5:49 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //Mart, you are a master troll with a severly OP thing.
- 5:49 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 examines the pen.
- 5:49 PM - Friend computer: // Master plot device*
- 5:49 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //Severly OP thing.
- 5:49 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //Somebody grab the logs this time.
- 5:49 PM - Joane-R-HLI-1: //bye!
- Joane-R-HLI-1 left chat.
- 5:50 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 smiles as she looks at the pen, then pockets it.
- 5:50 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: No idea.
- 5:50 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: alright then. I also found a briefcase.
- 5:50 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //oh i have just seen the time :D it's 23:50 i have collage in the morning :D bye
- 5:50 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 Attempts to open the briefcase
- 5:50 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: back
- 5:51 PM - Friend computer: // Cya vivian
- 5:51 PM - Vivian-R-GEP-1: //been a plesure playing
- Vivian-R-GEP-1 left chat.
- 5:51 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: //Bye
- 5:51 PM - Friend computer You open the briefcase to find something disturbing, It is a giant mechanical device with a eye in the centre of four spiked columns.
- 5:51 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: That
- 5:51 PM - Friend computer You recognize this eye, it is similiar to one of the daemons you encountered previously.
- 5:51 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Looks not fun
- 5:51 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: hmm, let me check it out
- 5:51 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I am not touching that shit.
- 5:51 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: That looks very not fun
- 5:51 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 squawks
- 5:51 PM - Friend computer A red aura pulses around it.
- 5:52 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I am SO not touching that shit.
- 5:52 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Yeah
- 5:52 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: that seems like a bad idea
- 5:52 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I mean... R&D built it
- 5:52 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: so it will probably summon more of these fucking things
- 5:52 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //back
- 5:53 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Hmm
- 5:53 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Now if Mart hadn't been such a loose cannon, we could have let him test it.
- 5:53 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 attempt to use the object, point it at a building.
- 5:53 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: But...oh well, you know.
- 5:53 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 hides behind cover
- 5:53 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: What the hell are you do-
- 5:53 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: WAIT, LET ME FIND SOME COVER
- 5:53 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 throws herself to the floor.
- 5:53 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //now if you guys would have let me had my fun riding an illithid
- 5:53 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //No.
- 5:53 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: // i would have tested it.
- 5:54 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // HAHAHAHA...no
- 5:54 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //On us. No.
- 5:54 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //like hell
- 5:54 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // PRAISE ARMOK!
- 5:54 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //tis a shame
- 5:55 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 continues to hold the object, still pointed at the building.
- 5:55 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Uhm, Activate?
- 5:55 PM - Friend computer Nothing happens.
- 5:55 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 cautiously peeks over the cover
- 5:55 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Where's the earth shattering kaboom?
- 5:55 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Welp, we're good.
- 5:55 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: DON'T SAY-
- 5:55 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 glances at will
- 5:55 PM - Friend computer Nothing happens.
- 5:55 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I didn't hear an earth shattering kaboom
- 5:55 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: did you?
- 5:56 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: The lack of anything is more frightening than everything else that could have happened.
- 5:56 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I think I'm going to call it Nodens.
- 5:56 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 pockets the thing
- 5:56 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...Did he give it a name?
- 5:56 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Yep!
- 5:56 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: That.....
- 5:56 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I suppose I can't actually make fun of you for that
- 5:56 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Why do you people keep giving names to strange things?
- 5:56 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Well, it has an eye
- 5:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I only named one thing
- 5:57 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 pokes it in the eye
- 5:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: and, in my defense, thats the name it told me to call it
- 5:57 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: hy are you poking it?!
- 5:57 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // in my pocket
- 5:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: simon, dont poke it
- 5:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: just... dont
- 5:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 pulls out his cigarettes
- 5:57 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: maybe that's how you activate it, though.
- 5:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I need a damn smoke
- 5:57 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: You guys are going to get me to start smoking.
- 5:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 lights the cigarette, offers one to the others
- 5:58 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: But...
- 5:58 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Alright then!
- 5:58 PM - Friend computer You all smell something funny.
- 5:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Considering our life expectancy, you might as well
- 5:58 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: What's that smell?
- 5:58 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: Your cigarettes smell funny
- 5:58 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 goes over to the rift, takes out the soul gem and throws it off the edge
- 5:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...Simon, did you shit yourself?
- 5:58 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Bye!
- 5:58 PM - Friend computer You feel attracted to eachother, like a magnet pulling metal..
- 5:58 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: No.
- 5:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: uh oh
- 5:58 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Wait wh-
- 5:58 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 Hugs Argatso
- 5:58 PM - Friend computer Mart swags out of the building.
- 5:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: GET OFF OF ME
- 5:59 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 shoves simon away
- 5:59 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: I can't help it
- 5:59 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: Space wizard magic is making me do it
- 5:59 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: OH FUCK ITS MART
- 5:59 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: KILL IT-
- 5:59 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 shoots mart
- 5:59 PM - Friend computer You miss
- 5:59 PM - Friend computer: // BEsides he is a new clone now, rehab and all.
- 5:59 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //wait, does he still have THAT FUCKING MONOCOLE?
- 5:59 PM - Friend computer You see mart walk away discreetly ignoring you completely almost
- 6:00 PM - Friend computer He disappears into a taxi that he called.
- 6:00 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...how did he get a taxi in the middle of a warzone?
- 6:00 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //bitch, please.
- 6:00 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: ...oh that is not good. I think that was the Eldar.
- 6:00 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 shoves simon off again
- 6:00 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: That was the what now?
- 6:00 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 clutches her head and groans.
- 6:01 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: The fuuuuuuuu-
- 6:01 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Will, you okay?
- 6:01 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: the thing had a soul in it. I think it possessed Mart's corpse
- 6:01 PM - Friend computer: You all feel strangely attracted to eachother, a bit more than usual.
- 6:01 PM - Friend computer Mart disappears into the autoar.
- 6:01 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //bow chicka wow wow
- 6:01 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //like physical force or mental They look pretty?
- 6:01 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 walks closer, uncomfortably so.
- 6:01 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I have a bad feeling about how I'm feeling...
- 6:01 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: You aren't the only one
- 6:01 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 walks over to Weiss Scott and pulls him(?) into a bear hug.
- 6:02 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: So, what is an Eldar?
- 6:02 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 grunts
- 6:02 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //its funny, because im pretty sure i didnt do this.
- 6:02 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: You're strangely huggable.
- 6:02 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: uhm, put me down...please
- 6:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 checks the ingredients list on the cigarettes
- 6:02 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: No way!
- 6:02 PM - Friend computer You see two argatsons after the smoke clears.
- 6:02 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 pats him on the head
- 6:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...
- 6:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: WHAT
- 6:02 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: ...
- 6:02 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Hugging you is comfortable!
- 6:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: WHERE DID
- 6:02 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Help.
- 6:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: IS THAT ANOTHER ME
- 6:02 PM - Friend computer: Argatson-O-DFC-3: WHAT
- 6:02 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Argatson?
- 6:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: THAT IS ANOTHER ME
- 6:02 PM - Friend computer: Argatson-O-DFC-3: WHO ARE YOU?!
- 6:02 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Will, best put me down, shits going down
- 6:03 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: OTHER ME! WHAT IS YOUR DESIGNATION!
- 6:03 PM - Friend computer: Argatson-O-DFC-3:'A MUTANT IS ATTEMPTING TO IMPERSONATE ME OBVIOUSLY!
- 6:03 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 lets go of Weiss Scott.
- 6:03 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: BULLSHIT
- 6:03 PM - Friend computer: Argatson-O-DFC-3: "SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!"
- 6:03 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A WRENCH!
- 6:03 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 grabs a rifle
- 6:03 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I AM THE REAL ONE
- 6:03 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I propose that we settle this with an old fashioned duel.
- 6:03 PM - Friend computer: Argatson-O-DFC-3 pulls out a wrench uncannily similiar.
- 6:03 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 my rifile, I mean
- 6:03 PM - Friend computer: Argatson-O-DFC-3: "He is a mutant!"
- 6:03 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 pulls out wrench and clubs other me to death
- 6:03 PM - Friend computer He dodges.
- 6:03 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: GET BACK HERE
- 6:03 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //one of you is dark link
- 6:03 PM - Friend computer Suddenly all you see is some queer looking creature clawing your arm.
- 6:04 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: THE FUCK
- 6:04 PM - Friend computer It lets off a ferocious roar
- 6:04 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: KILL IT
- 6:04 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: // i bet its my illithid incarnate
- 6:04 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 attempts to bludgeon it to death
- 6:04 PM - Friend computer The thing swallow's argatson's arm with it's huge mouth.
- 6:04 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 takes out the pen, aims it at the creature and presses the button on the other end.
- 6:04 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: er, hello
- 6:04 PM - Friend computer It's thick "fur" and muscle resist your bludgeons.
- 6:04 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Who are you?
- 6:04 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: //I bet its gonna fay your minds
- 6:04 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: MY ARM
- 6:04 PM - Friend computer Before you can do anything you see a even queerer looking creature fly away.
- 6:05 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: GET IT OFF
- 6:05 PM - Friend computer The laspen hits it grazing it's wing but it escapes out of your range too soon.
- 6:05 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: //miracles
- 6:05 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...
- 6:05 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 throws the cigarettes away
- 6:05 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I need to quit these
- 6:05 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // is the thing still on my arm?
- 6:05 PM - Friend computer: Auto tank: Following orders.
- 6:06 PM - Friend computer The autotank, recharged and renewed with vigor chases after the beast firing lascannons.
- 6:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...
- 6:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Fuck it, let it go
- 6:06 PM - Mart-R-IYD-1: // http://tinyurl.com/7ssvfqv
- 6:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: more trouble than it was worth
- 6:06 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Well, it appears I released the devil apon the earth.
- 6:06 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Congratulations.
- 6:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Well
- 6:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: so ng as we get paid
- 6:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: *long
- 6:06 PM - Friend computer: // You don't get payed unless you do your mission.
- 6:06 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I'll have to talk to her...him...it later when we find Mart
- Mart-R-IYD-1 has changed their name to Mart-R-IYD-2.
- 6:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: uhh... mission accomplished I guess?
- 6:07 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I will put in a good word for you; maybe you will be promoted to IR.
- 6:07 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Yep!
- 6:07 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Well, lets go. Tank, open doors
- 6:07 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Well, the outpost does not seem to be under attack anymore and the device is clearly dangerous.
- 6:07 PM - Friend computer You find the two soldiers in power armor staring at you intensely. Tank is out of range.
- 6:07 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Hello.
- 6:07 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: uh
- 6:07 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Morning officers
- 6:07 PM - Friend computer: #1 "What the fuck just happened."
- 6:08 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: You tell me, I just work here
- 6:08 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I think the devil has come to destroy the earth
- 6:08 PM - Friend computer: #2 " Do you have the device?"
- 6:08 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: We don't.
- 6:08 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 gestures w=to weiss
- 6:08 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 points at Weiss Scott.
- 6:08 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: He has.
- 6:08 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 pulls the device out of his pocket and gives it to him, though the gem slot is now empty
- 6:08 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 sits down and leans against a conveinent wall
- 6:09 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I tossed the gem into the rift.
- 6:09 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: This freaking worls, I swear
- 6:09 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: It was that or die.
- 6:09 PM - Friend computer #2 " Thank you, but we need to get this back to R-
- 6:09 PM - Friend computer: #1 #2 " WHAT?! "
- 6:09 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: what?
- 6:09 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!
- 6:09 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //wut
- 6:09 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 glances over
- 6:09 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 gestures towards Weiss Scott again.
- 6:09 PM - Friend computer They arm their plasmarifles at weiss.
- 6:09 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: It told me to throw it into the rift or I will die.
- 6:09 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 raises his hands
- 6:09 PM - Friend computer: // aim *
- 6:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...YOU LISTENED TO THE FREAKING VOICE IN YOUR HEAD?
- 6:10 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: yeah...
- 6:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ARE YOU AN INFRA RED?
- 6:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //shoost him!
- 6:10 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Infawhat?
- 6:10 PM - Friend computer Weiss finds the butt of an rifle applying to his head.
- 6:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 facepals hard
- 6:10 PM - Friend computer He is knocked unconscious
- 6:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: *facepalms
- 6:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //spend an hour trying to kill him :p
- 6:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I...Will... why are our teammates always....
- 6:10 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Does it always end like this?
- 6:10 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 walks onto the scene
- 6:10 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Alright. Where is the explosion that kills us all?
- 6:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 looks over at the other guys
- 6:11 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: do ANY of you have something to drink?
- 6:11 PM - Friend computer: #1 " The high inquisitor will want to know what he did, take him back to headquarters. NOW!"
- 6:11 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: With what car/
- 6:11 PM - Friend computer: #1 " Go to our motorpool behind the outpost and take a NON experimental tank.
- 6:11 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Alrighty then
- 6:11 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Praise the Computer!
- 6:11 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 slings weiss over his shoulder and heads off
- 6:11 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Non-experimental equipment!
- 6:12 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 follows Argatson.
- 6:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: so.. what are the odds we get chewed out for losing most of the squad?
- 6:12 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 mutters stuff while unconcious, mostly just nonsense
- 6:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 duct-tape hofties Weiss
- 6:12 PM - Friend computer In the motorpool you find a orange designated area with a hover tank, it gleams with gold plated ceramite and a heavy lascannon. With twin bolters on the sides.
- 6:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: *hogties
- 6:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...
- 6:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Is that the experimental one or non
- 6:12 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: It's...beautiful.
- 6:12 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: Argatson, I have a drink for you
- 6:13 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: It's a can
- 6:13 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I...Dont think I need it
- 6:13 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: It's...a metal box. A big, beautiful metal box.
- 6:13 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: TODAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER
- 6:13 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 hugs will
- 6:13 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 hugs will
- 6:13 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: Its a cornucopia of love
- 6:13 PM - Friend computer: // Thats just disgusting.
- 6:13 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I CALL DRIVING
- 6:13 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 pulls them both into a chokehold-slash-bear hug, then lets them go.
- 6:13 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 sprints for the tank
- 6:14 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 charges after Argatson.
- 6:14 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 gets in the driver's seat
- 6:14 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 shoves simon out and takes the drivers seat
- 6:14 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: No
- 6:14 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 takes the turret seat.
- 6:14 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: I'n driviing this time
- 6:14 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // I assume I'm in the back seat
- 6:14 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: You were driving the last vehicle.
- 6:14 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I called driving
- 6:14 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Last vehicle drove itself
- 6:14 PM - Friend computer: Auto tank:Enter directive.
- 6:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Set admin Argatson
- 6:15 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 make sad face and climbs into passenger seat
- 6:15 PM - Friend computer: Auto tank: Error, you are not designated driver.
- 6:15 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: AUTOTANK
- 6:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...
- 6:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: who is designated driver
- 6:15 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: FULL SPEED AHEAD
- 6:15 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 is still muttering, something about aliens and hell
- 6:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 slaps duct tape over weiss' mouth
- 6:15 PM - Friend computer: Tank: Designated driver and cannon operator is WILL-O.
- 6:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...
- 6:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Lucky girl
- 6:15 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: AUTOTANK, RELEASE HALLUICINOGENS!
- 6:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 pops a cd into the player
- 6:16 PM - Friend computer: Tank: Hallucinogenics are not available at this time.
- 6:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: FUCK YOU SIMON
- 6:16 PM - Friend computer: Tank: Would you prefer code zero lethality?
- 6:16 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: YES
- 6:16 PM - Friend computer: Tank: Maybe a can of whoop@ss.
- 6:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 slaps duct tape over simon's mouth
- 6:16 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe-
- 6:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: SHUT UP
- 6:16 PM - Friend computer: Tank: Awaiting directive.
- 6:16 PM - Friend computer You all feel happy.
- 6:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Take us back to HQ
- 6:16 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: I feel happy
- 6:16 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Ah not this again~ :)
- 6:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: And play Song: Highway to hell
- 6:17 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: TIME tO ROCK THE FUCK OUT
- 6:17 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: >Hold on.
- 6:17 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: Wait a second
- 6:17 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // I don' wanna die D:
- 6:17 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: we didn't get paid last time
- 6:17 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: The fuck are you messing with, Simon?
- 6:17 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I got paid last time
- 6:17 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //well, at least I completed the objective!
- 6:18 PM - Friend computer You all feel happy and endorphins release everywhere, you all let off a sigh.
- 6:18 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: woah guys
- 6:18 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: WOOO! PARTAY!
- 6:18 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: there are endorphins in the air
- 6:18 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //double rainbow maaan
- 6:18 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: TANK! ACTIVATE DISCO PARTY MODE!
- 6:19 PM - Friend computer The lights flash in a eye hurting matter.
- 6:19 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 starts shifting, and attempts to remove the tape on his mouth
- 6:19 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: No shit! FUN FOR EVERYONE!
- 6:19 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Will, get us back to HQ so we can Party even more!
- 6:19 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I'M NOT THE DRIVER!
- 6:19 PM - Friend computer You all feel like giving off a huge sigh and hugging eachother.
- 6:19 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 stands ready to stuff Cold Fun ice cream into Weiss Scott's mouth.
- 6:19 PM - Friend computer You also notice simon opening things en masse.
- 6:19 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: TANK! TAKE US TO HQ!
- 6:19 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2 hugs everyone
- 6:19 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: TO HQ! AT FUN SPEED!
- 6:20 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: i just opened so much cold fun
- 6:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 hugs will
- 6:20 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: now we can all ice cream
- 6:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I'm lactose intolerant
- 6:20 PM - Friend computer The icecream is blue.
- 6:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 avoids all icecream and dairy products
- 6:20 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: guys
- 6:20 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: does anyone see
- 6:20 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: the floor
- 6:20 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: it's weird
- 6:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Oh not the shit about the floor again
- 6:21 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: GUYS
- 6:21 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 throws her ice cream into Scott Weiss's lap and backs away, smiling.
- 6:21 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: THE CARPET IS LAVA
- 6:21 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 shoves simon to the floor
- 6:21 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: NO
- 6:21 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: I'M MELT
- 6:21 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 coughs. "Hold on. Carpet? In MY tank?"
- 6:21 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: TANK! TAKE US TO HQ!
- 6:21 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: The tank does not respond to us - hold on.
- 6:21 PM - Friend computer Suddenly you hear a cracking of ionized air and a red flash flies all around the passenger compartment.
- 6:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ....The fuq was tht?
- 6:22 PM - Friend computer: Tank:Awaiting directive from commanding officer aboard.
- 6:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Uh.. will.. thinks hes talking bout you
- 6:22 PM - Friend computer Argatson is hit centre in the foot, you feel a sharp pain.
- 6:22 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: woah
- 6:22 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Tank, please state the identity of commanding officer.
- 6:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: FU
- 6:22 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: i think it just turned into a disco car
- 6:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 checs for any bleeding
- 6:22 PM - Friend computer: Tank: WILL-O-DIE-2
- 6:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I told ya will
- 6:22 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Alright! Stop the burninating lightshow!
- 6:22 PM - Friend computer All you can see is a queer looking liquid, your head throbs.
- 6:23 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: woah... I got a headache now
- 6:23 PM - Friend computer The disco lights stop.
- 6:23 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: We need to get back to HQ. Tank, take us there.
- 6:23 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Awww
- 6:23 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: ...please.
- 6:23 PM - Friend computer Simon disappears, you see a fancy velvet carpet on the floor
- 6:23 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //lmao
- 6:23 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: woah, where did simon go
- 6:23 PM - Friend computer The tanks lowly accelerates and gets up to speed, you edventually past by the LSD sector to ETQ
- 6:23 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 attempts to remove the bonds on him.
- 6:23 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //the lava melted simon
- 6:23 PM - Friend computer You fail.
- 6:24 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: We were supposed to bring him to HQ, right?
- 6:24 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 nods
- 6:24 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: yeah, I think
- 6:24 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: because weiss fucked up
- 6:24 PM - Friend computer: Tank: No, you where supposed to execute him on the spot.
- 6:24 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: with the listening to demons thingy
- 6:24 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Tank, is your sarcasm module active?
- 6:24 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 begins shifting his eyes down towards the tape, asking for it to be removed in a way
- 6:24 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // on my mouth
- 6:24 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: *
- 6:24 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...nuoh, the guys told us to take him to HQ
- 6:25 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Tank, time until we reach HQ?
- 6:25 PM - Friend computer The carpet suddenly forms a huge mouth in the middle and it wraps around weiss
- 6:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: WOAH
- 6:25 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: MOTHER OF GO-
- 6:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: NOT KOSHER
- 6:25 PM - Friend computer: Tank: Your lifetime.... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAH
- 6:25 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 Attempt to hop out
- 6:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 grabs weiss and pulls him up
- 6:25 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //alien carpet is eating weiss
- 6:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: BAIL OUT
- 6:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: BAIL THE FUCK OUT
- 6:25 PM - Friend computer You can clearly here the cannon firing repeatedly/
- 6:26 PM - Friend computer The doors are locked.
- 6:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 tries to leave the tank
- 6:26 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 uses her hottorch in an attempt to cut the tank open from inside.
- 6:26 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 nods his heads towards the bonds, eyes pleading
- 6:26 PM - Friend computer A fleshy mass surrounds the insides, it is impossible to breach it.
- 6:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 runs to the door controls
- 6:26 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: NOT COOL! NOT COOL!
- 6:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 undoes weiss's bonds
- 6:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: WEAPONS OUT
- 6:26 PM - Friend computer The doors force open cutting into the flesh, you can get out.
- 6:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 fires autcannon at mouth
- 6:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 Bails out
- 6:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: RUN
- 6:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: LIKE
- 6:26 PM - Friend computer The velvet robe explodes in a gorey manner
- 6:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: HELL
- 6:27 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: We're still in the air- fuck it!
- 6:27 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 bails the fuck out.
- 6:27 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 BAIL OUT!
- 6:27 PM - Friend computer it rolls out and a crow replaces it.
- 6:27 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: BANZAI!
- 6:27 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Wait.
- 6:27 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: GERONIMO! What am I supposed to scream? HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
- 6:27 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //you were patying in a crow.
- 6:27 PM - Friend computer Suddenly a large mass of bots swarm the tank.
- 6:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: FOR THE COMPUTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRrrrrrrr
- 6:27 PM - Friend computer You can hear screams of the possessed tank.
- 6:27 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: TAKE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!
- 6:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: HAH! EAT SHIT AND DIE DEMON!
- 6:27 PM - Friend computer Argatson is caught by a stray robot.
- 6:28 PM - Friend computer Weiss and will land on the huge eagle.
- 6:28 PM - Friend computer Everyone else fales edventually until they hit a robot
- 6:28 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Gods they are useful...did I say too much?
- 6:28 PM - Friend computer falls*
- 6:28 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Oh, hello robot
- 6:28 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Ugh. Fluffy as...fluff.
- 6:28 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Are you friendly?
- 6:28 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: probably!
- 6:28 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 cuddles up in the eagle's feathers. Because why the hell not.
- 6:29 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ....Its saying destroy swag
- 6:29 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I would run weiss
- 6:29 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Means the tank
- 6:29 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 run
- 6:29 PM - Friend computer Weiss and will end up above argatson on the eagle.
- 6:29 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //I can't on the eagle. Derp
- 6:29 PM - Friend computer The eagle can fly.
- 6:29 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: GUYS?
- 6:29 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: LITTLE HELP
- 6:29 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: PSYCHOTIC ROBOT HERE
- 6:30 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: We're kinda busy here!
- 6:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: DOING WHAT?
- 6:30 PM - Friend computer The robots drop off the excess wait onto the ground, all that remains is weiss and will.
- 6:30 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 is a horrendous liar. She's cuddled up in eagle feathers.
- 6:31 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //that eagle is taking you to her nest. to feed her babys
- 6:31 PM - Friend computer Weiss and will find themselves on a huge queer beast, furless and has two large tusk.
- 6:31 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: To the HQ!
- 6:31 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: SCRATCH THE HELP, I'm fine!
- 6:31 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 seems extremely distressed now that the fluff is gone.
- 6:31 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 runs off to HQ, careful to avoid any ambushes
- 6:31 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: WHERE...WHAT IS THIS TREACHERY?!
- 6:31 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 Jumps off and follows Argatson
- 6:32 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 dives after Weiss Scot.
- 6:32 PM - Friend computer You all land safely, except weiss. He lands on his wrist and it is now bruised.
- 6:33 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING CRAZY?
- 6:33 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: oww....lets get going...
- 6:33 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 ignores Weiss and follows Argatson.
- 6:33 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: tank probably drugged us...
- 6:33 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 follow their lead
- 6:34 PM - Friend computer Edventually you find a working transtube with three guards.
- 6:34 PM - Friend computer They send you off to HQ
- 6:34 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: // this sums up every paranoia game ever
- 6:34 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hnFZsrs32Co#t=48s
- 6:34 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // WE DID IT!
- 6:34 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Oh good
- 6:34 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Back to sanity
- 6:34 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Is this it?
- 6:34 PM - Friend computer The transtube takes you all to the motorpool, where you find a huge mech suit staring you down.
- 6:34 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Oh god.
- 6:34 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Hello!
- 6:35 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ....Ma'am
- 6:35 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 salutes
- 6:35 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: NAME ALL THOSE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE THEFT OF THE EQUIPMENT BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL.
- 6:35 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: H-hello.
- 6:35 PM - Friend computer You find mart by her side smililing.
- 6:35 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: WHAT EQUIPMENT?
- 6:35 PM - Friend computer smiling*
- 6:35 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: Don't play dumb with me!
- 6:35 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Er, hello Eldar. Are you well?
- 6:35 PM - Friend computer She sends argatson flying to the wall.
- 6:35 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: What the hell is a eldar?
- 6:35 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Who are you?
- 6:35 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: WE WERE ASSIGNED ONE HOVERTANK, AI PROTOCOLS MALFUNCTIONED AND IT CHASED OFF A DEMON! HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE
- 6:35 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I'll explain if you get out, I fucked up big time.
- 6:35 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: If it's about that experimental eye-thing. Weiss Scott held it, then dumped the gem part of it.
- 6:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: And weiss fucked up badly
- 6:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ow
- 6:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: my fucking ribs
- 6:36 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: I'm referring to the monocle and las pen!
- 6:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: fuck you so hard mart. you and your fucking monocole
- 6:36 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: AND WHERE IS MY NUCLEAR WATCH?!
- 6:36 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Wiil you still got the pen?
- 6:36 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: The laspen! It is still safely here!
- 6:36 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I will carefully put it down on the floor, okay?
- 6:36 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I unleashed hell, essentially
- 6:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I dunno what happened to the onocole, I got geased before anything happened
- 6:36 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: Put it down and step away.
- 6:36 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: By accident
- 6:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: and I never saw a watch
- 6:36 PM - Friend computer SUIT:Activating X-RAY vision.
- 6:37 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 slowly, SLOWLY, EXTREMELY SLOWLY puts it on the floor and steps to the side.
- 6:37 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 Puts the rifile in the corner, leaning it against the wall
- 6:37 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: So, why are you angry at us?
- 6:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 is still clutching his poor abused ribs
- 6:37 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: Drop the monocle right now!
- 6:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: my fucking ribs
- 6:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: what monocole?
- 6:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: who has the monocole?
- 6:37 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 heads over and gives Argatson a shoulder
- 6:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: mart?
- 6:37 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: The clever one has it, the girl.
- 6:37 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: None of us, Mart had it when the robots threw him off the cliff
- 6:38 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: why is everything pink?
- 6:38 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I...what?
- 6:38 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: Last I remember, Will stole it from me
- 6:38 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Miss...who rae you?
- 6:38 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: are*
- 6:38 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I can't say I saw her with it?
- 6:38 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Can't be. Wait, I'll...
- 6:38 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 checks her pockets.
- 6:38 PM - Friend computer In hammerspace you find... MONOCLE! DU DU DU~
- 6:38 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Doesn't seem the type to steal a sugarmuffin
- 6:38 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: The hell...this thing.
- 6:38 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 slowly puts it down. Then steps away even further.
- 6:38 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 grasps at little faireis floating around and passes out
- 6:39 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: So, not only did hell try to kill us, someone planted the monocle on you?
- 6:39 PM - Friend computer Octavia pushes mark to his equipment.
- 6:39 PM - Friend computer Gently.
- 6:39 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //Mart?
- 6:39 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Ma'am, should I explain what happened?
- 6:39 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: oh fuck, he gets that FUCKING MONOCOLE BACK?
- 6:40 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 picks up monocle and laspen
- 6:40 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: No, I'd crush it if I used my powerfist.
- 6:40 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 leans against a wall while he waits for the answer
- 6:41 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: I don't care about your daemon artifacts, I just want my tools!
- 6:41 PM - Friend computer Octavia gestures for mart to put it in her hand / powerfist.
- 6:41 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 scurries behind octavia
- 6:41 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //derp
- 6:41 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Is there any other equipment?
- 6:41 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 puts the tools in her hand
- 6:41 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: whatever, some one help me down to debriefing
- 6:41 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Any other equipment that should be here?
- 6:41 PM - Friend computer Octavia walks off down the hallway to RnD
- 6:41 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 limps down to debriefing
- 6:41 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 walks towards Argatson and helps him towards debriefing.
- 6:41 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: So, Mart. What happened after you were thrown off the cliff?
- 6:41 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Never pay us enough
- 6:42 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: Clarity. sudden clarity
- 6:42 PM - Friend computer You find simon in the same hallway.
- 6:42 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Was it by a voice in your head?
- 6:42 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: Hi
- 6:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: how the hell
- 6:42 PM - Friend computer Edventually you reach the briefing room.
- 6:42 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: nope.
- 6:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ..
- 6:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: know what
- 6:42 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: It was archibald.
- 6:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: i dont give a fuck anymore
- 6:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ran out around lunchtime
- 6:42 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 grabs the rifile and heads down to briefing
- 6:43 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: So, call it a truce and move on then?
- 6:43 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I am willing to chalk it up to severe clone malfunction.
- 6:43 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 chuckles
- 6:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Chalk what up?
- 6:43 PM - Friend computer You see Kim sandez in the debriefing room looking at you patiently, expecting you to tell her something.
- 6:43 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...Mission FUBAR ma'am
- 6:43 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I unleashed hell, I think
- 6:44 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 doesnt bother to salute and just slumps into a chair
- 6:44 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 looks back at her, then points at Weiss Scott.
- 6:44 PM - Friend computer Suddenly you are standing above a velvet carpet, disco parteh
- 6:44 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: or something called an Eldar
- 6:44 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 sits down in the chair
- 6:44 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...
- 6:44 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: What the fuck
- 6:44 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Wait a second. I do not li-
- 6:44 PM - Friend computer Weiss is now in the innards of the carpet.
- 6:44 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 shows up at debriefing a bit late
- 6:45 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 jumps on a chair.
- 6:45 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Fuck it.
- 6:45 PM - Friend computer: Kim: What the frak?
- 6:45 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: ...Help me...
- 6:45 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Anyone else seeing this shit?
- 6:45 PM - Friend computer Kim pulls out a bolter and shoots the carpet.
- 6:45 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: THE FLOOR IS DEADLY! DO NOT TOUCH IT!
- 6:45 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 proceeds to give zero fucks
- 6:45 PM - Friend computer It explodes violently and you find a familiar arm.
- 6:45 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 casually fires laspistol
- 6:45 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 just.. im just gonna leave now.
- 6:45 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...Is that my arm?
- 6:45 PM - Friend computer The carpet runs out of the room rolling, spitting out weiss in the process.
- 6:46 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Thank you ma'am...
- 6:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ....I think that's my arm
- 6:46 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 cough
- 6:46 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: s\
- 6:46 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 i think im being chased by a carpet.
- 6:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //you are
- 6:46 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: So, I released something called an Eldar, mind explaining what that is?
- 6:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //PAYBACK'S A BITCH
- 6:46 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //payback?
- 6:46 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //heh.
- 6:46 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Xenos.
- 6:46 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Fun
- 6:46 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 turns her head towards Kim.
- 6:46 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Ma'am.
- 6:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 picks up the arm
- 6:46 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Well, at least we tested it.
- 6:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 sits back down
- 6:47 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 sits down as well
- 6:47 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Can I file a request for a Class O amnesiac? This is going to give me nightmares otherwise.
- 6:47 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Denied.
- 6:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: awww
- 6:47 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 slumps her head and sighs.
- 6:47 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: ...okay.
- 6:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...how about beer?
- 6:47 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Trian and error Will, trial and error.
- 6:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Can we get some beer?
- 6:47 PM - Friend computer: Kim: How did you find about those?
- 6:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: mart must have mentioned them
- 6:47 PM - Friend computer: Kim: No, the amnesiacs.
- 6:48 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Did the inquisitor spill the beans?
- 6:48 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: R&D has so much stuff. I figured there must be something like that.
- 6:48 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: Yes
- 6:48 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Actually no, you have officially forgotten this. Mention it again and exection.
- 6:48 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 examines the arm, trying to figure out whose it is
- 6:48 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: seriously, whose arm is this
- 6:48 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: So, Kim. how were things here while we were out?
- 6:49 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Hell, literally. We've been invaded several times by things RnD named stealers'
- 6:49 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 runs back into debriefing
- 6:49 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Stealers?
- 6:49 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Yeah, Mart is Buddy Buddy with aliens.
- 6:49 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //YOU FUCKER
- 6:49 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Gene, stealers.
- 6:49 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: ...
- 6:49 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //I HATE YOU FOREVER
- 6:49 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: those actually exist?
- 6:49 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...they steal pants?
- 6:50 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Genestealers, not jeansstealers.
- 6:50 PM - Friend computer: Kim: They steal your genetic code.
- 6:50 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: How does that even....
- 6:50 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: FUCK IT
- 6:50 PM - Friend computer: Kim: We're working on that.
- 6:50 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE
- 6:50 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Well, I learned some things today. I also learned that I can summon robots. You learn all sorts of things on your first day apperently.
- 6:51 PM - Friend computer: Kim: EMPATH?!
- 6:51 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: mutant *cough*
- 6:51 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Wha-
- 6:51 PM - Friend computer She draws her bolter and plants it onto his head.
- 6:51 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Erm, Ma'am?
- 6:51 PM - Friend computer Argatson runs out of the room.
- 6:51 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Whats wrong?
- 6:51 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Is he supposed to be still alive?
- 6:51 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: WHERE THE FUCKD DI THAT DROOL COME FROOOOooooommmmm
- 6:51 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Wait, what happened to the carpet?
- 6:52 PM - Friend computer You hear a slumping sound as it rolls into place, with a half eaten arm in it's mouth. Argatson's
- 6:52 PM - Friend computer: // Dinner, afk.
- 6:52 PM - Friend computer: afk
- 6:52 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 glances around nervously "Erm, are you going to kill me? I haven't done anything wrong"
- 6:52 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Well, on purpose at least
- Friend computer disconnected.
- 6:53 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // ...
- 6:53 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...
- 6:53 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //fuck
- 6:53 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //And now we wait.
- 6:53 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //Uh
- 6:53 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //so.
- 6:54 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // So, why am I going to be killed just for being a mutant?
- 6:54 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: // tis the rules
- 6:54 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //DUDE
- 6:54 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // -.-
- 6:54 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Because mutants are communists and communists are traitors and traitors must die
- 6:54 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //MACHINE EMPATHY IS THE WORST MUTATION TO HAVE
- 6:54 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //yep.
- 6:54 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //EVEN IF YOUR REGISTERED FC MAKES IT AN INSTANT DEATH SENTENCE
- 6:54 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // -_-
- 6:55 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // I wish I knew that in the first place
- 6:55 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //thats the fun of paranoia
- 6:55 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //technically seaking
- 6:55 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Getting killed on first day of new job - the opposite of retirony
- 6:55 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //I'm the only one in here that's read the rules
- 6:55 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //because I gmd at one point
- 6:55 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // I know the rules.
- 6:55 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //and thats probably bad :p
- 6:56 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // I gmed a couple of games, topo.
- 6:56 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Displaying knowledge of the rules is treason.
- 6:56 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // You don't have any proof though.
- 6:56 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //hence why I've been avoiding my char sheet and asking about rolls
- 6:56 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //If it doesn't show ingame, it's fine, I guess.
- 6:58 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //so, how long do you think it'll be till Dom comes back on?
- 6:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //dunno
- 6:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //15 minutes
- 6:58 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //why 15?
- 6:59 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: // i dunno. just a guess
- 7:00 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: // so why is empathy so dangerous?
- 7:00 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: // Im assuming its dinner with his family, but he would feel somewhat rushed to get back, as to not keep us waiting
- 7:00 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //The computer is a machine. Do the fucking math.
- 7:00 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //At least that's my guess.
- 7:01 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //weiss, do you at least know waht perversity points are?
- 7:01 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // He never mentioned pevrersity point besides you using them. He never said a word about them in the two sessions I was in.
- 7:02 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: // I had the ebst time blowing all my points trolling you guys.
- 7:02 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //I don't know if I have any.
- 7:02 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // Anyone got the full log?
- 7:02 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // of the fgame
- 7:02 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 now you die when you need them
- 7:02 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // *game
- 7:02 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //I do!
- 7:03 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //perversity points are like Bonus -Gm points that the GM gives to people he feels like
- 7:03 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I dinnot
- 7:03 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //Copy and paste the chat then?
- 7:03 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //ask him about is in private chat. he'll tell you more.
- 7:03 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // I have to go for dinner
- 7:03 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // Bye
- Simon-O-BMT-2 left chat.
- 7:03 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //im pretty sure i had 20 because im the only one who wanted to ride on illithid's back.
- 7:04 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //I still find it funny that despite a mind wipe, we decided to murder you.
- 7:04 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: //do we still have to do the // thing considering its going to be OOC for awhile?
- 7:04 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I'm not
- 7:04 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //well, im still going to
- 7:04 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: good point
- 7:04 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Better safe than sorry.
- 7:05 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //call me paranoid, but paranoia and all
- 7:05 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I hated you from before
- 7:05 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: So I just rolled with it
- 7:05 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I love how you actually trusted me enough to remove the bonds
- 7:05 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: given how everything was going to fuck?
- 7:06 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I could of still ran away
- 7:06 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //I still cannot believe I was almost eaten by a fucking carpet.
- 7:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: inside the tank
- 7:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: whose doors were closed
- 7:06 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: after we got out
- 7:06 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I mean
- 7:06 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: or summoned a horde to rip you limb from limb.
- 7:06 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: of my swagbots
- 7:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I didnt know bout the machine empathy though
- 7:07 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //argatson is being eaten by a carpet XD
- 7:07 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I got eaten
- 7:07 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: and what troubleshooter would disobey orders
- 7:07 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: :<
- 7:08 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //I think the carpet is eating the arm it left behind
- 7:08 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I assume our chars are just sort of looking at each other, wondering what to do next
- 7:08 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: massive staring contest
- 7:08 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //I am plotting.
- 7:08 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //*poses like a Gendo*
- 7:08 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: you dont have glasses
- 7:08 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: cant do the gendo pose without thm
- 7:09 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //It was OOC gendoposing, and yes I do have glasses. Your argument is invalid.
- 7:09 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: my guy is half-freaking half-wondering
- 7:10 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: so, what'll happen after I get coned? Die?
- 7:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //you're probably gonna die
- 7:10 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: cloned*
- 7:10 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: afterwards?
- 7:10 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: so I'll just insta-killed?
- 7:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: probably not
- 7:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //well, in paranoia , they say that mutations and crimes you've done are "flaws from the cloning process"
- 7:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: might give you a new mutation
- 7:10 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Nah. People will assume the new clone does not have the mutation defect.
- 7:10 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //and it is assumed all muations and past crimes are forgotten
- 7:11 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: ah
- 7:11 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //Ive only ever seen one guy killed "forever"
- 7:11 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: how badly did he fuck up?
- 7:12 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //He called a vulture team to a freind computers server
- 7:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I was in a game that crashed FC, eliminating all possibility of cloning
- 7:12 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: // argatson, you were in the ones where there was that firebug, right?
- 7:12 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Fun
- 7:13 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: firebug?
- 7:13 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //one guy really liked explosives. and blew up everything.
- 7:13 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I remember multiple instances of nuking throughout my paranoia career. please be more specific
- 7:13 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I love how Mart and I just got along after we got back
- 7:14 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //it was recent. I forget most of the names. but i know you were there as artgatson.
- 7:14 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //and Steph was the explosives person
- 7:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I was probably there
- 7:15 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I always use Weiss
- 7:15 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I admit I was surprised at the lack of nuclear incidents in this run
- 7:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: meh, last time I played paranoia was a while ago, so I dont really remember much about the game
- 7:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: other than the battletank incident
- 7:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: where our CO was locked in a tank that later exploded due to telekinesis
- 7:16 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Oh god
- 7:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: and me trying to get my team mates to pay for another set of clones
- 7:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: pretty sure will was there
- 7:16 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: You managed to.
- 7:16 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I had a secret objective, it'll never be done now.
- 7:16 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Old char of mine. Lost it =(
- 7:17 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I might still achieve mine. But doing so will mean losing a clone.
- 7:17 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I have a 100% success rate for secret objectives
- 7:18 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: jebus
- 7:18 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: what is the mutant experience from the char generator?
- 7:18 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: expansion pack
- 7:18 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: some extra stuff I guess
- 7:19 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //I wish I could tell you about my mutation so I can explain what idea I had with it the last game.
- 7:19 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Die Roll, Buy to 40, Flat 7, what do the last two do?
- 7:19 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Flat 7 is propably a bland, totally evened out skill set
- 7:19 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: no pros, no cons
- 7:20 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: except for being horrendously average
- 7:20 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //you can tell us, unless you dont want to
- 7:20 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //in ooc you can tell us
- Friend computer entered chat.
- 7:20 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: buy to 40 is just using 40 points to spend on skills?
- 7:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //I actually haven't used my mutant powers
- 7:20 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //No, I can't.
- 7:20 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Not anymore.
- 7:21 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //isnt your power telling other people's power?
- 7:21 PM - Friend computer: // Back, and what?
- 7:21 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: HAIL COMPUTER
- Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 disconnected.
- 7:21 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //I think we scared weiss off
- 7:21 PM - Friend computer: // Soooo theeen
- 7:22 PM - Friend computer: // Probably.
- 7:22 PM - Friend computer: /// Where did everyoooone gooo
- 7:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 cautiously pokes his head back into the briefing room
- 7:22 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //argatson, you're being eaten by a carpet.
- Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 entered chat.
- 7:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //nope
- 7:22 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //We left off at Weiss Scott chewing on Kim's bolter, being threatened with death.
- 7:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //thats the arm it left behind before
- 7:22 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: back
- 7:23 PM - Friend computer: // No, argatson's disembodied arm that he carried is beng eaten.
- 7:23 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: modem unplugged itself
- 7:23 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //dammit, i read half eaten man.
- 7:23 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: so, how often are the games anyways?
- 7:23 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: what?
- 7:23 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Say when we continue.
- 7:23 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: sessions
- 7:24 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //saturdays, usually.
- 7:24 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //but I'd OOc
- 7:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //we starting again?
- 7:25 PM - Friend computer: Alright so
- 7:25 PM - Friend computer: PLOT
- 7:25 PM - Friend computer: Kim: GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!
- 7:25 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: YEAH WEISS!
- 7:25 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 rises from her chair and steps towards Weiss Scott.
- 7:25 PM - Friend computer She pistol whips weiss with her boltpistol
- 7:26 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 readies her laser rifle.
- 7:26 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Ma'am. Orders?
- 7:26 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I'll succumb to experimentation if it'll let me live
- 7:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 cautiously re enters the room
- 7:26 PM - Friend computer: Kim; Escort him to RnD, octavia will brief you while she studies him.
- 7:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ....Does it have to be octavia?
- 7:26 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 stands up, arms raised
- 7:26 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 escorts Weiss to RnD
- 7:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: she kinda crunched me ribs
- 7:26 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: yeah
- 7:27 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: I personally like octavia
- 7:27 PM - Friend computer: Kim: She had good reason.
- 7:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...not really
- 7:27 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: What reason?
- 7:27 PM - Friend computer: Kim: You stole her toys.
- 7:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I* didnt do anything
- 7:27 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: wait, we STOLE them?
- 7:27 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: When the hell did that happen?
- 7:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: 2 had already bit it before that shit went down
- 7:27 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: NO TIME TO TALK MUTANT
- 7:27 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Proceed to research & development.
- 7:27 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 marches weiss to octavia
- 7:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...Uh, ma'am, where the nearest bar?
- 7:27 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 aims her rifle at Weiss Scott and - pretty much what Mart does right now.
- 7:28 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I need a freaking drink
- 7:28 PM - Friend computer: Kim: Maybe octavia will have some beer for you, experimental of course.
- 7:28 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 Walks away calmly
- 7:28 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...fuck it, I dont care anymore
- 7:28 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1 to RD
- 7:28 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 follows the group
- 7:28 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Mutant traitor.
- 7:28 PM - Friend computer You arrive in a lab filled with gore and mayhem, a rift of some sort has opened in the middle of it and the researchers in their experimental MEK suits are combatting them.
- 7:28 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...
- 7:29 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Jesus christ...
- 7:29 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WE ARE NOT PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT
- 7:29 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Uh. Nothing to do here.
- 7:29 PM - Friend computer The creatures you see are the ones from before, in the first tank.
- 7:29 PM - Friend computer Chryssalid comes to your minds.
- 7:29 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 tosses his wrench ata demon in frustration
- 7:29 PM - Friend computer Weiss falls down, soaked in blood.
- 7:29 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 readies autocannon
- 7:29 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: ACK
- 7:29 PM - Friend computer His last act, a swarm of robots fill the room.
- 7:29 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: .me runs for cover
- 7:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: YOU BASTARDS WANT TO PLAY! COME ONE THEN! LETS PLAY
- 7:30 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Fuck...you...all...
- 7:30 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 spits on the floor.
- 7:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 opens fire on anything that isn't human or registered mutant
- 7:30 PM - Friend computer One of the chryssalids charge argatson head on taking multiple blows.
- 7:30 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Mutants...Xenos...Demons...fuck this place. Fuck it so hard.
- 7:30 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 fires at the chryssalid going for Argatson.
- 7:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: YOU WANT THIS! YOU ARE HUGE! YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS
- 7:30 PM - Friend computer It's head explodes as a autocannon round hits it.
- 7:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: YEAH
- 7:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: GET SOME
- 7:31 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //ARGATSON HAS GONE INTO A MATRIAL TRANCE
- 7:31 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 is quite clearly not quite sane
- 7:31 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 fires at the next chryssalid.
- 7:31 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //I'd say its more of a ARGATSON HAS BECOME ENRAGED.
- 7:31 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I GOT A A HUGE GUN AND YOU ARE HUGE! SHOOT AND KILL!
- 7:31 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 fires some more
- 7:31 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Yes. Definitely ENRAGED.
- 7:31 PM - Friend computer Heads explode, jaws drop. Amazing.
- 7:32 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 charges for the rift
- 7:32 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: RIFT IS HOLE IN VERSE! I HAVE DUCT TAPE! DUCT TAPE FIXES HOLES
- 7:32 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: SCIENCE AND SHOOT
- 7:32 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: DUCT TAPE FOR EVERYTHING!
- 7:33 PM - Friend computer you fill the room with gore.
- 7:33 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 provides covering fire for Argatson, shooting anything hostile that comes close to him.
- 7:33 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 attempts to duct tape rift close
- 7:33 PM - Friend computer Somehow you roll a natural one and it closes.
- 7:33 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: AHAHAHAHAAHA!
- 7:33 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: SCIENE PREVAILS!
- 7:33 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //seriously? a nat 1 to repair the verse?
- 7:34 PM - Friend computer: // I blame you.
- 7:34 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 raises her left hand for a high five and walks over to Argatson.
- 7:34 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 gives a cheesy 80s jump high five
- 7:34 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: // http://www.ihighfive.com/
- 7:34 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 crawls out from behind some crates
- 7:34 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: good work everybody!
- 7:35 PM - Friend computer: http://www.ihighfive.com/whale-high-five.php
- 7:35 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I think Weiss was hit in the crossfire.
- 7:35 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Too bad.
- 7:35 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: well, that was fun
- 7:35 PM - Friend computer His corpse is riddled with holes, each one of them appear to be cauterized. Laser weaponry?
- 7:35 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Are we going to debrief the debriefing briefly now?
- 7:35 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 looks over at the duct tape in the air
- 7:35 PM - Friend computer Speaking of weiss a transtube opens up and he comes out looking fresh and dandy.
- 7:35 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: heya weiss 2
- 7:36 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Ugh, the hell happened?
- 7:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: It really DOES fix everything
- 7:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: uhh
- 7:36 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Hey, my rifile!
- 7:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Demons attacked
- 7:36 PM - Friend computer Two armored mech suits confront you, their cockpit opens to reveal octavia and her assistant.
- 7:36 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: your old self summoned stuff
- 7:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I charged them... I think
- 7:36 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 salutes octavia
- 7:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: everything's kinda a blur
- 7:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I ASSUME I kicked ass
- 7:36 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 salutes as well.
- 7:36 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: Hmm, I remember some of it. something about me unleashing somethin'...and me almost getting eaten in a hell tank
- 7:36 PM - Friend computer: Octavia smiles: Good job! I'd thought we'd be goners by then.
- 7:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I mean, im on a mountian of corpses
- 7:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: no problem ma'am
- 7:36 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: Kim told me to brief you and give you a new toy before you leave.
- 7:37 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //she smiled. sweet jebus
- 7:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ....
- 7:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: New... toy
- 7:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 is suddenly wary
- 7:37 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: We have located a disturbance in the processor facilities located at sector FUQ.
- 7:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: unfortunate name that
- 7:37 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-1: I'll take it!
- 7:37 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: We are giving you heavy lasguns and powered armor for the mission.
- 7:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: oh
- 7:37 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: For real?
- 7:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Thats nice
- 7:37 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //oh holy carp
- 7:38 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //Can I tape the lasguns to my autocannon a la Aliens?
- 7:38 PM - Friend computer: RnD toys: 1x Spider bot, 3x vortex grenades, 1x pair of gloves.
- 7:38 PM - Friend computer: // If you get them to fire in sync sure.
- 7:38 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //those gloves are suspicious
- 7:38 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: I'll take the bot!
- 7:38 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: I'll take the gloves.
- 7:38 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Vortex nades.
- 7:38 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: One item per person.
- 7:38 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: One vortex nade, then.
- 7:38 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I'll take a grenade
- 7:39 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: sticking with the robot
- 7:39 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: I'll still take the gloves.
- 7:39 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I like grenades.
- 7:39 PM - Friend computer: You examine the glove more carefully, its a self contained powerfist.
- 7:39 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 Picks it up and places it onto his shoulder.
- 7:39 PM - Friend computer: Or rather, power claws.
- 7:39 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //im the wolverine.
- 7:39 PM - Friend computer: The vortex grenades are queer in shape, they seem to hurt to look at.
- 7:40 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: My kind of technology.
- 7:40 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: So what does the robot do?
- 7:40 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 now has an autocannon with underslung heavy lasrifle
- 7:40 PM - Friend computer: The spider bot is a cylinder that collapses out into eight legs and a eyestalk. It has a on and off button accompanied by a joystick / remote.
- 7:40 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: It does !!SCIENCE!!
- 7:40 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I rather like this new gear
- 7:40 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: what kind of !!SCIENCE!!
- 7:40 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: The !!FUN!! kind.
- 7:40 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //oh hey. DOS Space Hulk music jsut started playing
- 7:40 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: I FUCKING LOVE !!FUN!!
- 7:40 PM - Friend computer: // Exactly.
- 7:41 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //where's the shitty motion tracker?
- 7:41 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: Can I head down to C-Bay real quick?
- 7:41 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 powerfist punch upwardly in a happy motion
- 7:41 PM - Friend computer: // Comes included with power armor
- 7:41 PM - Friend computer: Octavia: Permission granted.
- 7:41 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //and wheres the decent smoothly operting motion tracker?
- 7:41 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 nods and walks out to head over to C-Bay
- 7:41 PM - Friend computer: // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yolnSe2-0Lw
- 7:41 PM - Friend computer: // Check the gloves.
- 7:41 PM - Friend computer: // ie power claws
- 7:42 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: If this area is safe now, I think I'll also head over to C-Bay.
- 7:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 suits up and hefts his improvised combi weapon
- 7:42 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //im a mole
- 7:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: And yet i feel under-armed
- 7:42 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //can I pick up and fire a gun?
- 7:42 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 follows the group
- 7:42 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 quickly leaves the room to access C-Bay at some terminal somewhere.
- 7:44 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //This power armor had best be in deathwing colors Dom
- 7:46 PM - Friend computer: // Argatson, you know me.
- 7:46 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W81zmWiOzC4 for those of you who haven't played that classic
- 7:47 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //Reminds me, been wanting to do an LP of that on the forums
- 7:51 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 goes to the motorpool, with a new shoulder mounted chainlasgun and laser shooting mech lizard on his other shoulder, he puts the spider and its remote control away for now
- 7:55 PM - Friend computer Assuming you are all done doing whatever, you arrive at the motorpool.
- 7:55 PM - Friend computer: // Nevermind
- 7:55 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //shopping shopping shopping
- 7:56 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 has strapped a flamethrower to one arm, using an ungodly combination of duct tape and wwire to fasion a remote trigger
- 7:56 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 whistles
- 7:56 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: nice, aint it
- 7:56 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: I see I'm noth the only one who came armed to the teeth
- 7:56 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 has nothing to show for his hard work
- 7:56 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 sadfaec
- 7:56 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- 7:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //Hard work
- 7:57 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //Hhehehe
- 7:57 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //is good one
- 7:57 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //I love shopping.
- 7:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //women
- 7:58 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //I bet GM hates it :p
- 7:58 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: right, so who is going to drive?
- 7:58 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: DIBS
- 7:58 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 nods
- 7:59 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 hits up a local terminal
- 7:59 PM - Friend computer You have the choice of A VTOL that has four autocannon weapon pods.
- 7:59 PM - Friend computer APC with flamethrowers and one plasma cannon on the top
- 8:00 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 walks into the room, sporting new boots - propably as a response to the recent incidents that involved weapon fire to the feet.
- 8:00 PM - Friend computer Or a SANCTIONED holy tank with it's own techpriest, said tank comes with heavy las cannon and twin bolters.
- 8:00 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: Tank.
- 8:00 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ....Which one shall it be people
- 8:01 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I'm thinking the sanctioned tank
- 8:01 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: A VTOL will propably just get shot out of the air or stopped in another way.
- 8:01 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: because less chance of demonic posession
- 8:01 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Going with tank here.
- 8:01 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I call driver
- 8:01 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 strides over to the tank
- 8:01 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 heads over as well, and jumps inside.
- 8:01 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I, for one, trust Argatson's driving skills.
- 8:01 PM - Friend computer The tank appears to be entirely operated by crewmen, as in you and the techpriest keeping it online.
- 8:01 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: I, for one, welcome our new demonic overlords.
- 8:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 introduces himself to the techpriest
- 8:02 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: Eh, so so with me.
- 8:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: oh shaddup mart
- 8:02 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Are we going to continue the session right here?
- 8:02 PM - Friend computer The techpriest looks at you. "Do not blow it up like last time."
- 8:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: NOT
- 8:02 PM - Friend computer: //If you guys want
- 8:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: MY
- 8:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: FAULT
- 8:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //dont mind if we do
- 8:02 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //I'm running out of time here.
- 8:02 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: Hopefully less daemons then before
- 8:02 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 gets in holy tank and buckles up
- 8:02 PM - Friend computer: // If you want we can continue, your choice.
- 8:02 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //I dont have school tomorrow So i can go till whenever
- 8:03 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 I got a few hours left
- 8:03 PM - Friend computer: //You do have a day off julius.
- 8:03 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //*
- 8:03 PM - Friend computer: // And for those in the states its memorial day.
- 8:03 PM - Friend computer: // ie day off
- 8:03 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //yep!
- 8:03 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //im out of school for summer :p
- 8:03 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //I want to slug you
- 8:03 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Yes, but still. I'm going to be murderized if they catch me past 4 AM.
- 8:03 PM - Friend computer: // So continue or
- 8:03 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //We will shoot past 4 AM if we continue.
- 8:03 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //what time is it over there will?
- 8:03 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //3 AM.
- 8:03 PM - Friend computer: // Should be 1 am or so.
- 8:04 PM - Friend computer: // Wooaaah forgot about the six hour thing
- 8:04 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //oh
- 8:04 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: // well, if we end it here when do we start it again?
- 8:04 PM - Friend computer: // Tomorrow if you'd like.
- 8:04 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //I'm cool with that
- 8:04 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Wait.
- 8:04 PM - Friend computer: // Lets go ahead and finish off the vehicle part before we end it kay?
- 8:04 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //As in, starting on monday, same time as this session?
- 8:04 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: // *nods*
- 8:05 PM - Friend computer: // We could start earlier.
- 8:05 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //That works. Tuesday is off too for me.
- 8:05 PM - Friend computer: // Amazing.
- 8:05 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: // same
- 8:05 PM - Friend computer: // Anyway
- 8:05 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 slides into tanks driver's seat
- 8:05 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //lucky bastards
- 8:05 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //im off till august.
- 8:05 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 takes a seat inside the blessed metal box.
- 8:06 PM - Friend computer: // Continouing or
- 8:06 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Only to a point where we can pause cleanly
- 8:06 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //continuing till end of vehicle bit
- 8:06 PM - Friend computer: // Mart? weiss?
- 8:06 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: // I'm with Will
- 8:07 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //im game with whatever everyone else wants
- 8:07 PM - Friend computer: // Alright
- 8:07 PM - Friend computer: Techpriest: Are you all seated?
- 8:07 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: indeed
- 8:07 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: and we're buckled too!
- 8:07 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 pets his new lizard, and nods
- 8:07 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Yes.
- 8:07 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 puts on his seat belt
- 8:08 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: seriously, what happened to that carpet?
- 8:08 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: What have you named your new reptilian freind weiss?
- 8:08 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: hmmm, Jackson
- 8:08 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Who cares about the carpet
- 8:08 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: it isnt our bproblem any more
- 8:09 PM - Friend computer The tank's engines start, and the anti matt drives propulse at a rather high speed for a tank. Topping off the experimental at 570 kph. The interntia drives make it feel all smooth though
- 8:10 PM - Friend computer: // intertia*
- 8:10 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: this actually seems like a smooth ride
- 8:10 PM - Friend computer You arrive there briefly, the outside seems weird to you all. Its empty, nothing but the plant stand heres and a few malfunctioning turrets with broken barrels.
- 8:10 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Do not mention the carpet ever again. As far as I am concerned, that thing never existed.
- 8:10 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: Shut up. You know what happens when we talk.
- 8:10 PM - Friend computer: You heard reports of this sector being sealed off but you'd think it would be messier.
- 8:11 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: da fuq?
- 8:11 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //get it ? get it? :D
- 8:11 PM - Friend computer: The tank door's slam open and your seatbelts automatically come off. The tech priest signals you to get out
- 8:11 PM - Friend computer: // Exactly.
- 8:11 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 hustles out, wary of ambush
- 8:11 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 gets out of the tank.
- 8:11 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 jump out, laser everything ready
- 8:11 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //jumps*
- 8:12 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 cautiously leaves with her laser rifle ready.
- 8:12 PM - Friend computer All you see is is the plant and it's entrances.
- 8:12 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 go into plant
- 8:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 is currenlty dual weilding a combi-autocannon and flamethrower
- 8:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 cautiously advances into the plant
- 8:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 turns the motion tracker on
- 8:12 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 head into the plant, following Argatson's lead
- 8:12 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: wait.
- 8:12 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: I got an idea
- 8:12 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aonK5IU0_bQ
- 8:13 PM - Friend computer You open the doors allowing light to flood on, its empty. Hallways are riddled with tools and equipment some personal effects like if everyone had just left in a hurry.
- 8:13 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 follows Argatson.
- 8:13 PM - Friend computer To your left you see a lobby / cafeteria, its the same. Warm looking food that has just been left..
- 8:13 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 take out the spider and send it in first, via remote control
- 8:13 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Well... THIS ISNT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL
- 8:13 PM - Friend computer The spider walks around everywhere, climbing along walls and checking it. The entrance is clear
- 8:13 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 attempts to lure our monsters with his biting sarcasm
- 8:13 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 go to cafeteria and grab some food.
- 8:14 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 examines the remote control for additional buttons
- 8:14 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 cautiosly advances and searches for booze
- 8:14 PM - Friend computer: // No additional buttons
- 8:14 PM - Friend computer: You store the food into hammerspace.
- 8:14 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 I'll check around for other things, I'll meet back here.
- 8:14 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: ""
- 8:14 PM - Friend computer: There is limited booze, in the private reserve locker.
- 8:14 PM - Friend computer: You open it by bashing it with your autocannon, smooth
- 8:14 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I think we should hit up the control room first
- 8:14 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 heads off alone around to the other side of the building.
- 8:14 PM - Friend computer: Inside you find three things they call PARTY DELUXE
- 8:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 pockets the booze
- 8:15 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: should we let Weiss off by himself?
- 8:15 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: What are we expecting here again?
- 8:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Jean stealers
- 8:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I think
- 8:16 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 looks for stairs up to the next level.
- 8:16 PM - Friend computer: You find nothing but stairs going down.
- 8:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 looks for a map/directory
- 8:16 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Where did we want to cut off again?
- 8:16 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: awkward.
- 8:16 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: at a good stopping point
- 8:16 PM - Friend computer: // At a cliffhanger obviously.
- 8:17 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Now watch as such a thing refuses to appear
- 8:17 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //hah
- 8:17 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 looks at the stair leading down
- 8:17 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...Might as well?
- 8:17 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2 goes downstairs.
- 8:17 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 cautiosuly follows
- 8:18 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 also heads downstairs.
- 8:18 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 tries his radio "Weiss, you reading us?"
- 8:18 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2 you hear "loud and clear"
- 8:19 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: "You find anything like a map up there?"
- 8:19 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: "Not really"
- 8:19 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: "I saw movement, get up here
- 8:19 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: "
- 8:19 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: Guys
- 8:19 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: "Genestealers. Haul ass.
- 8:19 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: this building has an "unknown" sector.
- 8:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: "need assistance weiss?
- 8:20 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: He said "haul ass".
- 8:20 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: So I guess...
- 8:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 heads back up the stairs quickly
- 8:20 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: "Probably"
- 8:20 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 follows Argatson up the stairs.
- 8:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //Can these stairs support the wight of powered armor?
- 8:20 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: "Position?"
- 8:20 PM - Friend computer: // They're made to last.
- 8:21 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: "No idea"
- 8:21 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: "Continue searching, be careful, they don't seem to be able to see in the dark"
- 8:21 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: " neither can we
- 8:22 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: "You have night vision, don't you?"
- 8:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 cautiously makes his way through the building, motion tracker on
- 8:22 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: guys, there seems to be a hidden area
- 8:22 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: with three routes to it.
- 8:22 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: "I haven't figured out all the buttons yet"
- 8:22 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: i think my spider just killed a genestealer.
- 8:23 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Any idea what it is?
- 8:23 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: what what is?
- 8:23 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: the spider, the dead genestealer, or the unknown area?
- 8:23 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: the hidden area
- 8:23 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: oh, im not sure.
- 8:23 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: dont get sassy
- 8:23 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: but
- 8:23 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: it seems to be where all the genestealers are.
- 8:24 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ...
- 8:24 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Great. You found the nest?
- 8:24 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: Do we avoid it like fuck or plunge in?
- 8:24 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: i believe we should send our spiders and lizards in
- 8:24 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I'd rather not jump into a horde of xenos we don't know too much about.
- 8:24 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: uh, I think weiss still needs help
- 8:24 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: They seem to be vulnerable from the belly.
- 8:24 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Uh, right.
- 8:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: might want to bail him out first
- 8:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 tries to track down weiss
- 8:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 motion tracker STILL on
- 8:25 PM - Friend computer: He is fifteen floors down.
- 8:25 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: "Just came face to face with one, its hibernating"
- 8:25 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: "the fuck is it hibernating?"
- 8:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 descends the stairs
- 8:26 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: "Genestealers"
- 8:26 PM - Will-O-DIE-2 still follows Argatson.
- 8:26 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: "...and?"
- 8:26 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: "Nothing else, careful of the claws."
- 8:27 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: uh
- 8:27 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: guys
- 8:27 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: take the middle path
- 8:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: what now?
- 8:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 follows the middle path
- 8:27 PM - Friend computer Descending the stairs after weiss you and will find mart, he is in a hallway with three paths.
- 8:27 PM - Friend computer The middle path is dark as hell and you feel unnerved staring at it for too long
- 8:27 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: there's nothing vitally important down here, right?
- Your state is set to Offline.
- Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
- Connected again and rejoined chat.
- 8:29 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //I usually stick to the party and wait for an opportunity to appear
- 8:29 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //internet had a fart. whatd i miss?
- 8:29 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: uhh
- 8:29 PM - Friend computer: // We're stopping it a cliffhanger
- 8:29 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I stepped on something that went click
- 8:29 PM - Friend computer: // Argatson found a already dead genestealer, unknown deathmarks.
- 8:29 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: oh great.
- 8:30 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //http://sho3box.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/bug-genestealer1.jpg
- Simon-O-BMT-2 entered chat.
- 8:30 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // Back from dinner
- 8:30 PM - Friend computer: // Took you long enough
- 8:30 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //i believe my spider shoved a knife through his belly
- 8:30 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: // just decided to end it
- 8:30 PM - Friend computer: // We have power armor now
- 8:30 PM - Friend computer: // no mart thats not that one
- 8:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //WE SPACE HULK NOW
- 8:30 PM - Friend computer: ^
- 8:30 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: // My spider is in my pocket
- 8:30 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //oh. so there's more dead genestealers.
- 8:30 PM - Friend computer: // Oh yeah I forgot
- 8:30 PM - Friend computer: // Mart has power gloves
- 8:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W81zmWiOzC4
- 8:30 PM - Friend computer: // Weiss has spider
- 8:30 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: DARK ANgELS CHAPTER
- 8:30 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: //Power gloves or The Powerglove?
- 8:31 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: DEATHWING COMPANY
- 8:31 PM - Friend computer: // So your spider never killed anything gnaah
- 8:31 PM - Friend computer: // Power claws basicly.
- 8:31 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: I own that, its freeware
- 8:31 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //but
- 8:31 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: abandonware at any rate
- 8:31 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: //We still playing?
- 8:31 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //i stole a spider :o
- 8:31 PM - Friend computer: // No.
- 8:31 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: no
- 8:31 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: just ended
- 8:31 PM - Friend computer: // You didn't.
- 8:31 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: on sliff hangar
- 8:31 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //I didnt?
- 8:31 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: // your the reason why Octavia punched Argatson
- 8:31 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: What's the cliffhanger?
- 8:31 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: hanging from a cliff
- 8:31 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: oh
- 8:31 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3 pokerface
- 8:32 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Hm.
- 8:32 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //let me put how fucked I am in a picture
- 8:32 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: Did anything happen to your other arm?
- 8:32 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I still have both arms
- 8:32 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: ?
- 8:32 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: One of them got eaten, remember?
- 8:32 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: Between missions is usually a full heal
- 8:32 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: no
- 8:33 PM - Friend computer: // That was a disembodied arm
- 8:33 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: that was an arm i picked up
- 8:33 PM - Friend computer: // Reminds me, odd place to find a carpet.
- 8:33 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //I HATE YOU DOM
- 8:33 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //SO
- 8:33 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //FREAKING
- 8:33 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: STOP TALKING ABOUT THE CARPET!
- 8:33 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //MUCH
- 8:33 PM - Friend computer: // Cannot stop laughing
- 8:34 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: // I hated that carpet...
- 8:34 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //IS THAT CARPET STALKING US
- 8:34 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //it ate me :>
- 8:34 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: // :<*
- 8:34 PM - Friend computer: // http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/241354/241354,1305621438,2/stock-vector-vector-stairs-with-red-velvet-carpet-77374993.jpg
- 8:34 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: //im happy to say i have had no encounter with carpets
- 8:35 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // yet
- 8:35 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: ah well
- 8:35 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: I have clones
- 8:35 PM - Friend computer: // Sums up how dead weiss is http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-b07S8zM-MGw/TcGrO1hGAmI/AAAAAAAAAf0/No8bQvs8J3E/s400/genestealers-in-the-grass.jpg
- 8:35 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: // proper hive http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2008/6/Genestealers_After-03040804-500px.JPG
- 8:36 PM - Friend computer: // No, proper hives have hundreds.
- 8:36 PM - Friend computer: // And see infrared.
- 8:36 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //simon also missed me ductaping a warp rift shut
- 8:36 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: // Fuck the objective, I'm going up the stairs
- 8:36 PM - Friend computer: // Right, well we're gonna end that for tonight.
- 8:36 PM - Friend computer: // Same time at tomorrow kay?
- 8:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: kay
- 8:37 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //which would be what time?
- 8:37 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // Might be interrupted by dinner again
- 8:37 PM - Friend computer: // 4:30 PM east coast time.
- 8:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: 4:30 EST
- 8:37 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //Alright, same timezone
- 8:37 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: GMT-5
- 8:37 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: // Thank god I'm in florida so I don't have to figure out the difference in time.
- 8:37 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //NY
- 8:37 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: 3:30 for me.
- 8:38 PM - Friend computer: Equipment update, heavy lasguns and power armor for everyone.
- 8:38 PM - Friend computer: This was issued as mission equipment ofc
- 8:38 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: Awesome
- 8:38 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //And combiautocannons and flamethrowers for me
- 8:38 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: can powerclaw me even wield a heavy lasgun?
- Friend computer left chat.
- 8:39 PM - Will-O-DIE-2: I'll just drop all my shit when Steam tells me of the event.
- Friend computer entered chat.
- 8:39 PM - Friend computer: derp
- 8:39 PM - Friend computer: Ricky get he logs!
- 8:40 PM - Friend computer: get the*
- 8:40 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: D:
- 8:40 PM - Friend computer: Joane kept compplaining about it
- 8:40 PM - Argatson-O-DFC-3: //someone get the logs
- 8:40 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //logs for what?
- 8:40 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //er, why?
- 8:40 PM - Friend computer: The session
- 8:41 PM - Friend computer: People like reading our ramblings.
- 8:41 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: ah
- 8:41 PM - Weiss_Scott-R-66-2: //where do you go to post that?
- 8:41 PM - Friend computer: bay12 forums
- 8:41 PM - Friend computer: paranoia thread
- 8:41 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: im gonna break my scrooll wheel .-.
- 8:41 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: Hey, I just noticed
- 8:42 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: Mart is that one guy from Dwarven Invaders!
- 8:42 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: I know him!
- 8:42 PM - Simon-O-BMT-2: Kind of.
- 8:42 PM - Mart-R-IYD-2: :o whatd i do?
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