Proof that The Sodomizer is weird

~The Sodomizer
~The Sodomizer: i love you
+HimikoZweilotte: eww
+HimikoZweilotte: get off me!
~The Sodomizer: I CAN NOT PHYSICALLY GET ON YOU SO HOW CAN I GET OFF
+HimikoZweilotte: tch
+HimikoZweilotte: don't mess with me sodo
+HimikoZweilotte: I know u are trying to manipulate me
+HimikoZweilotte: drop the act already!
~The Sodomizer: what do i gain from manipulating you?
+HimikoZweilotte: that depends on ur goal sodo
~The Sodomizer: my goal is your love
+HimikoZweilotte: You answered my suspicions right there
~The Sodomizer: you are the nurse joy to my brock
+HimikoZweilotte: u want to knock me out of the soaring sky eh?
+HimikoZweilotte: and shackle me!
+HimikoZweilotte: Like I am going to let that happen!
~The Sodomizer: well if you want to get kinky
~The Sodomizer: but we can start off slow
+HimikoZweilotte: eww
+HimikoZweilotte: hell no!
~The Sodomizer: bae:(
~The Sodomizer: i just want to snuggle with you by a fire
~The Sodomizer: and fall asleep with you
+HimikoZweilotte: eww
~The Sodomizer: why do you not love me?
~The Sodomizer: i feel like im putting more into this relationship than you are
~The Sodomizer: HIMIKO
~The Sodomizer: BAE
~The Sodomizer: PLZ TELL ME YOU DIDNT DIE
+HimikoZweilotte: Tch
+HimikoZweilotte: I didn't die u idiot!
~The Sodomizer: thank god
~The Sodomizer: i couldnt live without you
+HimikoZweilotte: eek
+HimikoZweilotte: u give me the creeps
~The Sodomizer: why:(
~The Sodomizer: is it because im a 52 year old man who loves you
+HimikoZweilotte: that
+HimikoZweilotte: and the age gap is way too extreme!
+HimikoZweilotte: I wouldn't even marry a creep like u
+HimikoZweilotte: and besides I have interest in dating guys
~The Sodomizer: what if the age gap was closer
~The Sodomizer: would you love me
~The Sodomizer: what if it was say only a couple years apart
+HimikoZweilotte: nah
~The Sodomizer: BAE
+HimikoZweilotte: uggh
+HimikoZweilotte: don't call me that!
• +HimikoZweilotte slaps Sodo extra hard
• ~The Sodomizer gets a rock hard erection
+HimikoZweilotte: What the hell is wrong with u!
~The Sodomizer: idk im really bored
• +HimikoZweilotte stabs him 19 times
~The Sodomizer: you are just super kinky today wow
+HimikoZweilotte: nope
+HimikoZweilotte: u r the kinky one
~The Sodomizer: <3
~The Sodomizer: you know me so well
+HimikoZweilotte: Tch
+HimikoZweilotte: don't tempt me