neutronium, hydrium, ozone, magizian

Protons don't actually exist
...and what is called a neutron is greatly misunderstood, what appears to be a proton is really for lack of better terminology neutronic tide produced by the gravity of electron(s). Using electric semiconductors, I can easily manipulate electrons which manipulate *neutrons. By forcing the capture of slow moving electrons, I can force the spin of the neutron to slow causing increased gravity (*artificial mass), using this method to produce a small black hole powered by matter (in this case air), I make a sphere with enough gravity to bend light around it but still very small... usually you need a very large ball of mass. Also, working the other way, using fast electrons to speed up the neutron's spin, an everlasting lantern powered by air, and speeding up light to become metaphotonic material. *slowing light below C is easy and makes what we call matter for lack of education. *speeding light past C makes metaphotons (not easy to study yet as matter bodies) C is a bandwidth.
..when you strip hydrogen's electron, the neutronic tide (what you thought was a proton), disappears.
..I'm also saying helium has one neutron and two electrons, you will never get 2 or 4 neutrons to stick together, but three stick together naturally.

As far as saftey goes, neutronium is less radioactive and more stable than any element, it gets more stable, more cold, and less radioactive the denser it gets. It's found deep inside our planet and gets denser towards the core, but you will never find it naturally on the surface or in water, ever. There are a few simple rules to working with it, firstly, don't touch it with your finger (or any conductive) because cold fusion will occur and you'll experience it from a close first person perspective, secondly, don't shoot it with anything, even though it is safer to shoot than anything else, it's still a stupid thing to do. Before you get ideas, it can't be hurled through air, and even if cased in nonconductive, wouldn't make a good bullet, but if shot into a vacuum, neutroniums surface area changes and it becomes a comet, couyld make for a decent space weapon someday. Thirdly, don't try to crush it. Actually, if it's pure, you won't be able to, instability could only be the result of mixed material of different shapes. Neutronium mass implosion requires force greater than the pressure at the bottom of the ocean, the center of earth, jupiter, the sun, or even the force at the center of a black hole. If a black hole in nature obtains too much mass, implosion occurs followed by cosmogenesis, and I suppose two black holes could collide someday somewhere producing similar effect, point is, it's very safe stuff reletively speaking.

The Hunter Reon Barnes deep cold battery
A core of low grade neutronium produced by stripping hydrogen's electrons. Has to be low grade because too dense of neutronium wont allow electrons to pass along it's surface. Three specific metals (one nonconductive and two specific conductives) with tolerance to extreme cold, two diodes we have to make ourselves, and vulcanized rubber will be required. Also, some simple machines and simple circuit to build them is needed.

The surface of the neutronium core will turn to almost hydrogen but the electrons wont be able to orbit or pull the neutrons apart, current direction is primed and forced. The thing remains very very cold, and the thing should run about a half million years or so, give or take.

For Sale: Crude Dark Matter (neutronium) & O3 (ozone) Generator
That's right, for 11 Easy payments of $8,000 you get the entire do it yourself neutronium & ozone generation kit including:
* a bucket
* 2 1.5 liter bottles
* 3 3 liter bottles
* 6 9 volt batteries
* a lenth of copper wire
* a tube of super glue
* a lenth of plastic hose
* a pair of small scissors
* a cigarette lighter
* 6 9 volt battery connectors
* a piece of styrofoam
* Easy assembly and operation instructions
But wait,... Act Now and receive as a bonus The Magizian's new book entitled, "Time Travel: Axioms and Practum"

By the way, as a word of warning, venting ozone into the air, cleans the air...
..but please refrain from huffing ozone.
The result would be like dropping a fish in pure hydrogen peroxide and expecting it to have a nice day..
..which by the way would immediately prove beyond shadow of doubt that fish do in fact have feeling.

..hey buddy, wanna buy a gagilliwatt? ..eh, can I have the Nobel Prize yet?

Also, you can credit me with the discovery of what I'm calling, 'Hydrium'.
Weighing more than helium but less than carbon, this discovery is notable because hydrium gives us more accurately the mass of electrons and neutrons, but mainly because the discovery gives us math to calculate the effect of gravity.

For 13 easy payments of $8,000 the deluxe model is available.
The deluxe model produces neutronium and ozone but at the flip of a switch produces hydrium and oxygen (O2) instead of neutronium and ozone.
Package includes all the same supplies as above with the addition of:
* a lemon
* a switch
* revised easy assembly and operation instructions.

Hunter Reon Barnes
http://magizian.net