Meeting of Two Universes pt.1

>Day...man why are you even counting anymore?
>about 3 years, it's been three year since you were violently uprooted from Earth and landed into the magical land of Equestria
>You've seen much it has to offer, and you are certain that you aren't leaving
>Not that you would given the choice, you like it here too much.
>You begin to wake up
>Wish you didn't
>You and Rainbow Dash went hard last night
>the throbbing headache was a testiment to your binge drinking
>Not that you cared much
>You realize there's a weight ontop of you
>Crack your eye
>See a sea of cyan and rainbows draped over you
>It's Rainbow Dash
>You sigh
>Were it year one, you would have given an enormous amount of fucks over this
>But this is now a normal, platonic, thing
>You know you and she didn't do anything last night so you gently nudge Dash awake
"Rise and shine Boozehead Dash."
>Your voice was raspy from dehydration
>"Not so loooud, Anon" Dash groaned, her voice fairing no better, rolling off of you
>You begin to get up when you hear a knock at your door
>Awshitherewego.bat
>That has to be Fluttershy
>*CRASH*
>Nevermind, that's Applejack
>Christ must she be so dest-
>"Anon!  Anon come down here quick!"
"Twlight?"
>You throw on yesterday's pants and shirt and head downstairs
>You see a purple unicorn mare, almost in frantics about something
"Any reason you broke down my door?"
>Twlight's excited expression and frazzled mane starts to shift your jimmies
>"Worry about your door later, you have to come outside, now!" She shouts, tugging at your pant leg
>Down flutters Rainbow wiping sleep from her eyes
>"Calm down twilight, let the guy wa-wa....wake up first." she says through a yawn
>Twilight did not relent, still tugging on your sleeve, "No, he has to see this!"
>She pulls you outside and you hiss loudly from the sunlight
>damn hangover
>It's okay, it'll pass...soon
>"Ha!  You owe me 10 bits!  I told you they'd have a hangover"
>That scratchy voice sounded like Rainbow Dash, but it was...deeper?
>"Fine fine, I'll give you your bits when we get back" A female voice? Sounded familiar though
>Your eyes finally adjust and you are looking at grinning Rainbow da-wait...has she always had strong looking of a jaw?
>You glance to your right, Rainbow dash is to your right, mouth agape
>Waitaminute
>Glance forward, Rainbow Dash
>Glance to the right, Rainbow Dash
>Proccessing
>Proccessing
>Procce-ERROR ERROR ERROR!
>You take a step back
"Th'fuck?"
>The Rainbow Dash to your front jumps up, fluttering over to you, "I think he's getting it."
"What black magic is all this?" you ask, poking the nose of the Rainbow Dash infront of you
>A familiar purple unicorn steps forward, clearing his throat loudly, "That would be my...our magic." he explains motioning a hoof towards Twilight Sparkle
>Twilight chimes in excitedly, nearly dancing in place, "Yes!  Do you remember my penpal?"
>You might have been drunk when she explained her penpal...wait now you remember, she would write scrolls and send them off, not with Spike, and Twilight would always look like she just got done running a marathon each time she sent off the letter.
>You recall thinking that memory was a figment of a drunk mind, turns out it wasn't
"So...these were your penpals?"
>The male Twilight nods his head, "From across dimensions"
>Proccessing
>Pro-FAILED TO PROCCESS
"Wait, what?  Across dimensions?  Who are you a-?"
>it clicks
>You glance at the sextuple of ponies and a woman...Woman!?
>A human woman
>and she has the biggest shit eating grin you've ever seen
>You glance to the ponies, pointing at them, making the connections to your own
>male versions of Twlight Sparkle, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie pie
>You point to the woman, cock an eyebrow and then to yourself
"Me?"
>She nods and approaches you, "Yep, you are me, and I am you."
>Brain has encounted an unexpected error and needs to resta-
>You black the fuck out like a bitch