Why America sucks

[18:26:47] <+Ami> "MARS OUR 51'ST STATE."
[18:27:54] <+ElFizzy> there are 51 states in murica
[18:27:57] <+ElFizzy> dummi
[18:28:18] <+ElFizzy> the 51'st is a federal state
[18:28:30] <@ReubenMcHawk> No Ami our 51st state is Canada
[18:28:38] <+Ami> Sorry
[18:28:43] <@ReubenMcHawk> They're our hat
[18:28:47] <+Ami> "MARS OUR 52'ND STATE."
[18:28:59] <+Ami> Then Mexico is our pants
[18:29:05] <@ReubenMcHawk> Our shit-stained pants
[18:29:13] <+Ami> "MARS OUR 53'RD STATE."
[18:29:38] <@ReubenMcHawk> *52nd 1/2
[18:29:43] <@ReubenMcHawk> Alaska is barely a state
[18:29:53] <@ReubenMcHawk> It's just a chunk of land we use to keep an eye on the hat
[18:30:17] <+Ami> looooooool
[18:30:17] <@ReubenMcHawk> Also fuck Hawaii
[18:30:25] <@ReubenMcHawk> pineapple-sucking brown people
[18:31:04] <+ElFizzy> Virgin Islands were once owned by Denmark
[18:31:04] <@ReubenMcHawk> Rhode Island is barely a state too
[18:31:05] <+ElFizzy> just sayin
[18:31:16] <+Hotk> Hawaiians look like fat mexicans
[18:31:21] <@ReubenMcHawk> hahaha
[18:31:40] <@ReubenMcHawk> New York? More like Jew York
[18:31:52] <@ReubenMcHawk> Kansas is a waste of land
[18:32:00] <@ReubenMcHawk> Literally nothing good there
[18:32:17] <@ReubenMcHawk> Florida is America's cock
[18:32:42] <@ReubenMcHawk> Louisiana is full of French niggers swimming with gators in a fucking swamp while their city floods
[18:33:23] <@ReubenMcHawk> There are no North and South Dakota, it's just a political conspiracy
[18:33:34] <@ReubenMcHawk> Michigan is fucking garbage Ted Nugent shit
[18:33:49] <@ReubenMcHawk> Pennsylvania? lolblax
[18:34:03] <@ReubenMcHawk> Maine? More like Gayne.
[18:34:22] <@ReubenMcHawk> Carolinas? Same as Dakotas
[18:34:25] <@ReubenMcHawk> Also Virginias
[18:34:38] <@ReubenMcHawk> But Carnage is from NC, as is rambo
[18:34:39] <@ReubenMcHawk> So fuck them
[18:34:57] <@ReubenMcHawk> Alabama is fucking incest Deliverance country
[18:35:09] <@ReubenMcHawk> Ohio is worthless
[18:35:13] <@ReubenMcHawk> Indiana is to
[18:35:20] <@ReubenMcHawk> *too
[18:35:36] <@ReubenMcHawk> Illinois has Chicago, and something about NASCAR or some shit
[18:35:42] <@ReubenMcHawk> Tennessee is a worthless redneck state
[18:35:53] <@ReubenMcHawk> Carolina has fucking Mexicans
[18:35:56] <@ReubenMcHawk> So does Texas
[18:36:12] <@ReubenMcHawk> Also New Mexico (just look at the name)
[18:36:41] <+nigga> (;
[18:36:48] <+nigga> wall of text(;
[18:36:52] <@ReubenMcHawk> Montana does nothing of worth
[18:37:23] <@ReubenMcHawk> Kentucky = Cousinfucky
[18:37:34] <@ReubenMcHawk> Oregon is full of hipsters
[18:37:45] <@ReubenMcHawk> Arizona is where old people go to dry out and die
[18:38:00] <@ReubenMcHawk> Idaho is mormon spudland
[18:38:16] <@ReubenMcHawk> MKU lives in Colorado so faggotland
[18:38:26] <@ReubenMcHawk> Utah does nothing
[18:38:54] <+Ami> [19:37] <@ReubenMcHawk> Arizona is where old people go to dry out and die
[18:39:19] <+Ami> [19:32] <@ReubenMcHawk> Florida is America's cock
[18:39:19] <+Ami> [19:32] <@ReubenMcHawk> Louisiana is full of French niggers swimming with gators in a fucking swamp while their city floods
[18:39:19] <+Ami> [19:33] <@ReubenMcHawk> There are no North and South Dakota, it's just a political conspiracy
[18:39:20] <@ReubenMcHawk> Nedvada is where all the woo-woo Injuns go to gamble and smoke-um peace pipe
[18:39:23] <@ReubenMcHawk> *Nevada
[18:39:41] <@ReubenMcHawk> Has Nebraska done anything noteworthy? No? Thought so
[18:39:52] <@ReubenMcHawk> Same with Iowa
[18:40:11] <@ReubenMcHawk> Wisconsin is cheesefuckers
[18:40:23] <@ReubenMcHawk> Missouri? Nothing
[18:40:34] <@ReubenMcHawk> Arkansas? Fuck that
[18:40:48] <@ReubenMcHawk> Mississippi just has a complicated as fuck name
[18:41:06] <+ElFizzy> but no niggers?
[18:41:07] <+ElFizzy> no?
[18:41:11] <@ReubenMcHawk> Georgia has Ted Turner, so fuck that shit
[18:41:15] <+Ami> Em eye ess ess eye ess ess eyes ess ess eye pee pee eye
[18:41:17] <+Ami> FUCK
[18:41:27] <@ReubenMcHawk> Vermont are a bunch of syrup ass bitches
[18:41:32] <+Ami> I couldn't spell that start right
[18:41:35] <+Ami> *state
[18:41:37] <+Ami> Until
[18:41:38] <@ReubenMcHawk> New Hampshire is gay
[18:41:40] <+Ami> 5th grade
[18:42:07] <@ReubenMcHawk> Assachusetts isn't even American
[18:42:22] <@ReubenMcHawk> New Jersey? Ami. Nuff said.
[18:42:37] <@ReubenMcHawk> Delaware? looolnotevenstateworthy
[18:42:56] <@ReubenMcHawk> Maryland? My ass
[18:43:15] <@ReubenMcHawk> Connecticunt is worthless too, some 13 colonies bullshit
[18:44:06] <@ReubenMcHawk> Washington can go suck my space needle
[18:44:45] <@ReubenMcHawk> wtf is Minnesota?
[18:45:37] <@ReubenMcHawk> Wyoming is worthless as well
[18:52:39] <+Ami> Done ranting? lol
[18:52:44] <+ElFizzy> kay Texan hippi
[18:52:45] <+Ami> Wait you forgot 2
[18:52:49] <+Ami> Mars and Canada
[18:53:07] <+ElFizzy> MARS IS CLAIMED BY TEH SQUIDS
[18:55:04] <+ElFizzy> ju kno
[18:56:32] <@ReubenMcHawk> wait wait wait
[18:56:35] <@ReubenMcHawk> Oklahoma
[18:56:36] <@ReubenMcHawk> fuck them
[18:56:38] <@ReubenMcHawk> k
[18:56:43] <@ReubenMcHawk> ranted on all 50 states
[18:56:45] <@ReubenMcHawk> sleeptime
[18:56:46] <@ReubenMcHawk> gn