Midorima ass vacuum chronicles

Part One: The hero we need

     It was late at night, and Midorima was walking down a small alley. He had dropped his lucky item for the day and could never bring himself to abandon it, despite the ominous feeling he had about the situation. He glanced near a trash can and noticed it, and went to pick it up. However as he bent over to grab it he felt something behind him. A large paw like hand grabbed his waist from behind, and pulled him close. He tried to yell for help, fearing that he was about to be mugged, however his fate was much worse. His adversary turned him around, and Midorima's jaw dropped. Before him was a giant Tanuki, with lust in its eyes. It forced Midorima to his knees, and the Tanuki's glistening erect cock was right before his eyes. Midorima struggled as much as he could but it was to no avail. The Tanuki rubbed it's pulsating member gently against his lips, prying open his mouth with utmost care. Midorima knew what was coming, but even so he couldn't do anything to stop it.

     Midorima struggled intensely to break free, and the Tanuki was becoming agitated. Fearing his prey might find an opening to escape, it decided to waste no more time. It thrust its monstrous girth into his mouth, and Midorima started to convulse. He was in shock, the feeling of this magnificent creatures slippery penis going in and out of his throat was unreal. He had never experienced such pleasure. His mouth-pussy was being violated, but even so his body was being shocked with waves of pleasure. Midorima realized escape was out of the question now, and accepted his fate. He began to suck intensely on the Tanuki's member, and it began to speed up it's thrusting. The Tanuki started moaning loudly, with such a melodious voice that even an angel would be put to shame. It could no longer contain the built up semen, and exploded inside of Midorima's mouth. Cum was being violently pumped down his throat, and he swallowed as much as he could, trying his hardest not to spill a single drop. It was like a never ending fountain of sperm had erupted inside of his mouth, and it was at that moment that Midorima realized that it was no longer the same day. The time had changed to 12:01 and it was already the start of a new day, meaning his lucky item was different. His lucky item for that day was a Tanuki, and he could hardly believe his fortune. He began to think that this was actually a blessing from the gods. The Tanuki's cock slipped out of his mouth, and Midorima stood up and dropped his pants. He bent over and said, "I-It's not like I want you to rape me or anything, b-baka!".

     From hearing those words the Tanuki instantly became as hard as a boulder. It lifted Midorima off the ground and thrust itself inside of Midorima's tight anus. Midorima was being lifted off the ground with just the Tanuki's cock. It was truly a site to behold. Midorima winced in pain, but the pleasure he was feeling was even greater. Midorima's succulent asshole was sucking in the Tanuki's penis like some sort of bizarre sea creature. The Tanuki realized something was amiss here, this sucking was of no ordinary human. Midorima smiled at the Tanuki and said, "That's right, I'm no ordinary human. I have trained this anus for over a thousand years. Not even a god can escape once inside it." The Tanuki was panicking, he tried desperately to pull out but it was simply impossible. Midorima began to laugh maniacally and roared, "THIS IS MY ULTIMATE MOVE, IT NEVER MISSES". At that moment his anus grew three sizes, but it didn't stop at that. It continued to grow, and started sucking in the entire Tanuki's body. In just a mere three minutes the Tanuki had been completely absorbed inside of his gaping asshole, and sealed away. Midorima put back on his pants, and walked out of the alley. It was simply another regular day in the life of one of the generation of miracles.

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Part Two: Kagami Burger Creampie Deluxe

    Kagami was jogging down the beach. He was at training camp with his team and they had met up with Shutoku. Midorima had been acting weird lately, complaining about cramps in his lower body so Kagami had been upset that he was unable to play against him. He had decided to stop by at a fast food place to get some burgers. However the place was pitch black inside, and not a soul was around. Kagami was feeling uneasy, but decided that his undying hunger would not be satisfied with burgers that day, and he began to walk away. However a voice called out to him. It was telling him to come inside the restaurant. Although reluctant, he couldn't resist the sweet burger aroma wafting from inside.

    He walked slowly inside, and the door slammed shut. Kagami tried to open it up but realized it was locked. He had no choice but to try to find the person he heard. He stumbled around and finally saw a light coming from a room, and headed towards it. However once he got inside the room and the door was shut, he became aware that he had made a terrible mistake. In front of him were three giant Big Macs, all with arms, legs, and most horrifyingly of all, a throbbing erect penis. They didn't say anything, they only closed in on Kagami. In a desperate attempt to escape, Kagami lunged himself at the burgers in hopes of killing them, but he had underestimated the burgers. Their penises were that of a dolphin, and were capable of wrapping around their foes and pulling them closer. Two of the burgers used their massive cocks to hold his arms, and the remaining burger approached Kagami. He tore off his clothes, and slammed his dolphin cock deep inside Kagami's anus.

    Kagami flinched at the pain, it was unbearable. It had felt as if a town of Italians had screamed inside of his anus in unison, causing a massive shockwave to vibrate through his entire body. Kagami also realized that this stimulation was making him want to shit. He tried to hold it in to maintain his pride, but it was to no avail. Rancid peanut buttery shit erupted from Kagami's asshole and covered the burgers. The burgers were temporarily startled, but quickly recovered and resumed their ceremony. Kagami realized his only hope was to call for help, and he bellowed as loud as could. Nothing. Not a sound. Tears welled up in Kagami's eyes as he realized no one would ever hear him in there, and that no help would arrive. However at that moment a miracle happened. A green haired figure burst into the room.

    Kagami looked up at the man who had arrived, and it was no other than Midorima. Midorima glanced at Kagami in disgust and said, "I didn't believe you could get anymore pathetic, but it appears I was wrong. Luckily for you though burgers are my lucky item today". Midorima ripped off his pants and his anus started to grow. It began to suck in the surroundings like a jet engine, engulfing anything in it's wake. The burgers tried hard to resist it, but nothing could stand against Midorima's jet engine asshole. It sucked all the burgers up and his anus slowly shrunk back to it's regular size. Kagami was in shock, and Midorima said nothing. They simply walked out of the store without saying a word. On the way back to the hotel, they came across a large Crawfish, however it seemed to be oddly satisfied and paid them no attention. It was simply another day for Midorima, but one Kagami would never forget.

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Part Three: Teppei's Marshmallow Gilgamesh Battle

    It was a pitch black night. It could have happened to anybody. However Teppei just happened to be there at the wrong time. Escape was futile, as the creatures that blocked his path were none other than giant marshmallows. They cornered Teppei, and forced him further and further into the dark alley. Their weapons of choice were throbbing erect cocks, coated in a melted marshmallowy fluid that dripped in elegance. Teppei was a brave man though, he would not allow these marshmallows to have their way with him without at least a fight. However they were to fast for Teppei, who was still out of shape from his hospital stay. They pinned him down, and the leader of the marshmallows thrust his pulsating member into Teppei's tight succulent anus. Tears welled up in the corners of his eyes, but even though they were breaking his body they could not break his soul. He endured, he endured the entire 13 inch marshmallow cocks slamming in and out of his asshole. After what seemed to be an eternity, the cock began to swell, and let loose a flood of sticky marshmallow semen inside of Teppei's anus. It poured in endlessely, and Teppei's entire body shook as waves of pleasure went through his body. If only there was a hero out there that could save him. Just as he had given up all hope, a figure dropped from the sky. His green hair flowed in the cool night breeze.

    The man who had appeared was someone Teppei recognized, it was Midorima from the Generation of Miracles. Startled, one of the marshmallows attacked, however Midorima shot a chain out of his ass and evaded the attack. He was swinging around, building to building, like some sort of ass fighting variant of Spiderman. Midorima finally rested on a building, and gazed down at the marshmallows. "You have some nerve to do such deeds in my territory, you mongrels. It appears that I will have to show you your place". Midorima's anus began to increase in size, but that's not all. His anus duplicated, there were countless assholes scattered across the sky now. Midorima laughed and stated, "Look up and behold, your doom is unavoidable!". At that moment magnificent weapons appeared from inside of the numerous assholes. They began to shoot down at the marshmallows, as if the sky was raining magnificent weapons from Midorima's anus. However the marshmallows survived, despite being hit multiple times they continued to regenerate. Midorima frowned at these abominations, and straightened his posture. "Hmph, it appears I have underestimated you mongrels." Midorima's anus's disappeared from the sky, and he disappeared. Teppei was devastated, had his only hope of rescue abandoned him?

    That was not the case however, as within a minute Midorima returned, and with him road in Aomine, who was on the back of a giant Crawfish. Aomine charged the marshmallows and began a magnificent battle, however Midorima stayed back. His anus was beginning to glow a magnificent golden aura. Midorima bellowed, "A stage worthy of you has finally been set. Look up and behold, Enuma Anus!!!!!". An odd weapon emerged from Midorima's asshole, and it began to spin rapidly. Aomine hurriedly picked up Teppei and escaped the area with him riding on his elegant Crawfish. As they were galloping away, Teppei glanced back. The sky had been clad in thousands, maybe even millions of assholes, all similar in appearance to Midorima's. They began to open up, and each and every one began to spray the most rancid syrupy shit imaginable. It was as if a volcano of shit had erupted, and the entire town was being flooded in Midorima's putrid shit. Midorima fled the scene by swinging using his ass chains again, and together they and the crawfish left the city. Their only hope of cleaning up all the shit was to find the only man capable of eating anything in site, the elusive Purple. Will the heroes find Purple? Will Midorima acquire new asshole skills? Will Teppei train with the Crawfish to become Midorima's apprentice? Find out next time.