The anti-anon equation

♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Etna's on Harbl.
Coward Killer: Who
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Had to abandon ship.
Coward Killer: That girl?
Coward Killer: The admin?
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: The admin.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: The "abuser"
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: But abuse is allowed on harbl so...
Coward Killer: Well, as it says in the rules...
Coward Killer: ADMINS CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT!!!!!
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Mhm.
Coward Killer: I had a dream about Twilight Sparkle
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: That's cool.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Did you fuck horses again>
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: ?*
Coward Killer: No.
Coward Killer: I wasn't actually a eral being, I don't think
Coward Killer: I was kind of like a spectrum
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Queer.
Coward Killer: ALl I really remember are two things:
Coward Killer: I was in a garden, following Twilight
Coward Killer: She was rushing up the top of a shrine
Coward Killer: And she had to carry this ancient book with her
Coward Killer: It was like a list
Coward Killer: I don'r remember much of it
Coward Killer: But one thing burns:
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: You go on and ponder about your horsefag dream.
Coward Killer: It was a series of numbers.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: I need to fill my belly with food.
Coward Killer: It was, and I remember extremely well:
Coward Killer: B0180001808
Coward Killer: WHAT DOES IT MEAN
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Binary much?
Coward Killer: Binary doesn't contain 8s
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: No.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Really?!
Coward Killer: Nor B's
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: It resembles binary.
Coward Killer: Hmm
Coward Killer: I think it's a chain of command
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: THe 8s blend in with 0s.
Coward Killer: Or an army formation
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Definetly not an army formation.
Coward Killer: Apparently, it was a taboo list
Coward Killer: Given Twilight's reaction
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: What this COULD'VE been
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Is a permonition.
Coward Killer: It was probably a recipe book
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: A very obscure one at that fact.
Coward Killer: And I remember a second event:
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Me and my father had premonitions once.
Coward Killer: A pool of colours
Coward Killer: Yes
Coward Killer: You had these dyes lining up te side of the pool
Coward Killer: And me, being a non-existant being, spilled all of them into the pool at once
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: The Lunar Diplomacy quest all over again.
Coward Killer: So
Coward Killer: It didn't turn white
Coward Killer: But it didn't turn rainbow
Coward Killer: It was a colour I had never seen before
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: k
Coward Killer: Isn't that weird?
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Not really.
Coward Killer: NEVER SEEN
Coward Killer: AS IN OUT OF THE 16 MILLION COLOURS
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Unless you got high last night, it was probably a very obscure dream.
Coward Killer: NEVER
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: I used to have obscure dreams.
Coward Killer: AND I DON'T SMOKE OR DRINK, THANK YOU
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: E.g. Me flying across the United States with drum and bass playing in the background.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: And I was having a good time.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Then a Japanese techno dragon flew next to me playing my favorite type of techno.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Woke up in 2 minutes :L
Coward Killer: Aw
Coward Killer: I hate short dreams
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: ^
Coward Killer: Well
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♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: I love dreams which I can just ponder about all day long.
Coward Killer: That's my weird dream
Coward Killer: Maybe I'll tell /mlp/
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Like you're dream for instance.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: LOLOLOL
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: 4CHAN
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: GAIS GAIS WE GOT ANON HERE
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: HUIRHUR
Coward Killer: I was banned there.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Csb.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: I hate 4chan with my existing guts.
Coward Killer: Mistaken proxy, thank you.
Coward Killer: You know
Coward Killer: We don't forgive..
Coward Killer: DUN DUN DUN
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Yet we don't care.
Coward Killer: It's the funniest place I have ever been to.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: I have the Colonel in my apartment tyvm.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: >Implying 4chan is funny.
Coward Killer: It is.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: My conversation here is done.
Coward Killer: HAVE FUN, WORTHLESS SPECTRUM.
Coward Killer: DUN DUN DUN
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: How the fuck does one find reddit or 4chan hilariously entertaining?
Coward Killer: Not reddit
Coward Killer: Reddit is cancerous
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: It's a bunch of queers posting scat porn everywhere.
Coward Killer: Only on /b/
Coward Killer: Even on B
Coward Killer: You find some absolute gems
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: And on /mlp/ just a bunch of other queers.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: "HEY GAIS PONY THRED KGO"
Coward Killer: Only /b/readfags
Coward Killer: If you try it, you'd be happy
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: I tried /b/ and msot of all of 4chan.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Queer, queer, queer, cancer.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Repeat.
Coward Killer: You didn't dig deep enough
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Queer, queer, queer, cancer.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Because I am not a "regular 4channer".
Coward Killer: "Sittin on the toilet, read's OP's thread as log slowly comes out"
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: "HAY /b/TARDS, DUZ DIS BRA MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A SLUT?"
Coward Killer: Where do you get that kind of HIGH-QUALITY CONTENT HURR DURR
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: "4CHAN, MY PET GOLDFISH DIED, PLX MOURN FOR HIM KTHX MWAH"
Coward Killer: It's fucking hilarious in context
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: ^
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Nope.
Coward Killer: YAY HE AGREES
Coward Killer: Thread over
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: I find it sick, disgusting, stupid, and illiterate.
Coward Killer: Well, that's your opinion
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Maybe not illiterate.
Coward Killer: AND YOU DON'T LIKE RAP EITHER
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: But rest assured 4chan
Coward Killer: But I digress
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Kingdom of the Queers.
Coward Killer: Hmm
Coward Killer: I'm saving this chat as a doc
Coward Killer: Hey, you started this chat, right?
Coward Killer: Yeah, you did.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: "WHY DON'T WE PUT DIS CHAT AS A .DOCX, AND POST IT ON /B/ TO SEE PEOPLE'S INITIAL REACTIONS?!"
Coward Killer: In that case...
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: "THIS TOTALLY MAKES MY WORLD GO ROUND"
Coward Killer: You're OP.
Coward Killer: OP IS FAG
Coward Killer: OP IS FAG
Coward Killer: OP IS FAG
Coward Killer: You're conversational partner has disconnected
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: How am I Original Post?
Coward Killer: You're new here...
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: 4fags.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: and 9fags.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: And Reddurrs.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Bleh.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: I need a bagel now.
Coward Killer: Don't you bring 9 fags and redditors into this shit
Coward Killer: They are cancer on a NEW LEVEL
Coward Killer: Not funny cancer
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Same shit.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Identical to one another.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: 4fegs r ghey
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: 4fegs r ghey
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: 4fegs r ghey
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: ha
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: ha
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: ha
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: oh my sides.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: lolololoafsahgwg
Coward Killer: I'm saving this entire log
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: lolololoafsahgwg
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Good for you.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Let's see /b/'s reactions.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: And then we laugh.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: And then my life gets 20% cooler.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: HURHURHUR HORSEFAG REFERENCE.
Coward Killer: I'm sure Anonymouse would love to read this.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: And then what?
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Rage hacl my laptop?
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: hack*
Coward Killer: AND THEN WE LAUGH
Coward Killer: Also, that'd be impossible
Coward Killer: They'd have to hack me, too :/
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: It is possible.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: If they hack military grade government servers.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: And major companies.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: They can with a click of a few keys, hack our computers.
Coward Killer: I think this speech is written in an entirely new font
Coward Killer: SARCASTICA
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: W/e.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: You go back to talking to your horsefag friends on 4fag, whereas I need to consume my nutrients.
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠: Adieu
Coward Killer: Also, .DOCX?
Coward Killer: What are you, on a mac?
♠Broseph Broflovskiy♠ is now Offline.