Your Dreams Are All Dead (Sakurai's Lament)

[note: these first three words come BEFORE Voltaire normally starts singing. Time carefully!]
Well, the game's
Too big for Chibi-Robo, and too small for ol' Ridley
I don't work at HAL anymore so no Bandana Dee
Through a flood of asininity to requests for bad OCs
I got a dozen characters to reject, 'cause I'm far too lazy

So your dreams are all dead
Heck boy, ain't it grand?
Even overwhelmed popularity
Can't stop my master plan
Yes, your dreams are all dead
As shattered as can be
I'm director and dictator
That means it's all up to me

[note: if you do this alone you're gonna want to mix recordings here because you probably won't be able to sing it on beat unless you do that]
(How 'bout Genooooooo?)
Nooooo!
(Captain Rainbow?)
Hell no!
(Nana and Popo?)
HAHA-no.
No, no, no, and no!

I've given you a duck-and-dog, as fun as they can be
But I don't feel like cloning them to make Banjo and Kazooie
Waste your vote on indie shovelware, no, I don't mind, it's cool!
But adding fighters Japan doesn't know would just be downright cruel

So your dreams are all dead
Heck boy, ain't it grand?
Even overwhelmed popularity
Can't stop my master plan
Yes, your dreams are all dead
As shattered as can be
I'm director and dictator
And you won't. Get. What. You. Waaaaaaaant froooooom meeeeeeeeeee!
(I'll make 'em costumes for your Miis!)