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- >Day cupcakes in Funtasia
- >Be Anonymous
- >Chilling with your bro Will in the quad of the school grounds
- "That's bullshit! You literally just had them!"
- >"Hey! Someone swiped them on me when I wasn't looking!"
- "Well thanks to your retarded ass, now what are we supposed to bring to Rose's party tonight?"
- >"Don't call me retarded!"
- >Will pushes you.
- "I'll call you whatever I want, you prancing fairy fuck."
- >You push him away with your foot.
- >"Pink monkey!"
- "Faggot!"
- >The two of your lunge at each other and clash.
- >You roll over each other on the ground as each of you throw punches, kicks, and headbutts.
- >"Hey! Stop it! Stop fighting!"
- >You and Will stop your struggling and look up.
- >Rose stands over the two of you with an angry sort of look on her face.
- >"Uh... Hi," greeted Will.
- "Sup."
- >"If you two don't stop fighting, I'm not inviting you to my birthday party tonight!" threatened Rose.
- "Pfft... Fighting?"
- >"We're not fighting, Rose! We're just... uh..."
- "Wrestling!"
- >"Yeah! Wrestling!"
- >You take your hands away from Will's throat and stand; helping him up as well.
- >"O-Oh. Okay. I'll see you tonight then."
- >Rose shakes her head and walks away.
- >"I'll never understand boys," she mutters to herself.
- >You and Will stand there and admire her swaying ass as she walks away.
- "I think we both win this time," you say to Will as you watch her.
- >"You said it. What were we fighting about?"
- >You open your mouth to speak, but nothing comes out.
- "I can't remember."
- >"Yeah me neither."
- "Wanna go play soccer?"
- >"Yeah sure. Why not?"
- >The two of you head off to find a soccer ball.
- >"I was totally about to kick your ass though."
- "Whatever, dude."
- >"Filthy human."
- "Fucking faggot."
- --
- >Day bachelor in Funtasia
- >Be Anon
- >Looking dapper as fuck as you strut through the halls of the Royal Magic Academy
- >You traded your crown for this kick ass fedora you found in the dumpster
- >What were you doing in the dumpster?
- >Don't ask so many questions
- >You got a fucking fedora!
- >You spot Bella coming up the stairs outside the library
- >Stopping in your tracks, you lean your back against the wall, duck your head, and place a hand on your hat.
- >"Hi Anonymous!" greets Bella as she comes near.
- "Hey, sexy mama. Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special."
- >Bella stops in her tracks and tilts her head at you.
- >"What?"
- "You got a fine set of legs there. What time do they open?"
- >"I-I don't..."
- "What has 146 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."
- >"I'm gonna go."
- >Bella continues walking to the library.
- "I'm from the FBI, The Female Body Inspectors, and I need you to assume the position."
- >Bella raises an eyebrow at you before she disappears into the library.
- >She wants the D.
- >There's no way she can resist your charms.
- >Suddenly you feel someone brush up against you.
- >"You can inspect my body, Anon~," said Lynn in a seductive voice.
- "Don't touch me, lesbo."
- >You put your hand over her face and shove her away.
- >You throw you newfound fedora into the nearest trashcan.
- >That shit's attracting carpet munchers.
- >Time to go find some sweet filly poon.
- --
- >Parent's Day.
- >You were in the library with Will and speaking to his parents.
- >They seem to enjoy your company as they prod you about human culture and you ask Will's mom if she has any baby pictures of him.
- >Will's pissed, but that's okay because he's an asshole and your best friend.
- >The low rumble of thunder sounds in the distance.
- >It catches your attention and you look towards the sky out the nearest window.
- >The sky was clear and the sun shone bright.
- "Excuse me," you say to Will's parents as you leave the library.
- >Will checked out the window as well and nodded in your direction in understanding.
- >You leave the library and walk down the stairs.
- >Down another hall and out the door to the quad.
- >You cross the school grounds and look to the sky once more as more thunder sounds.
- >A small dark cloud lingers over the female dormitory and is slowly growing in mass.
- >Entering the doors to the dorm, you head to the female wing and climb to the third floor.
- >Walking down the hall, you stop at a room and knock.
- >The soft sniffles of the one inside are barely audible through the door.
- >You wait in silence for a minute before knocking again.
- >The soft clopping of hooves on the wooden floor hit your ears before the door opens.
- >Lynn stands at the door with red eyes.
- >Wiping her leg over her eyes, she asks, "What do you want?" with a shaky voice.
- "Are you okay?" you ask with sincere concern. "What's wrong?"
- >"What makes you think something's wrong?"
- >You give her a deadpan stare and point up to the roof.
- >More thunder rolls.
- >"Oh right. Stupid cape..."
- >She leaves the door open as she retreats back into her room, prompting you to follow.
- >Closing it behind you, you tail her to her bed where she lies down on her face.
- >You sit on the edge of the bed next to her and lay your hand on her shoulder.
- "So what's up?" you ask again.
- >"My parents aren't coming," she says into her pillow.
- >You can't help but smile a bit but you quickly brush it off your face.
- "Any real reason?"
- >Lynn rolled over on her side and faces you.
- >"They're just busy and stuff."
- "That's a shame. You know, my parents didn't show up either."
- >"That's because you don't have any parents."
- "Oh, gee. Thanks. Because that doesn't make me feel any better about today either."
- >Lynn chuckled at your sarcastic remark.
- >"Yeah. I guess you do have it pretty rough compared to the rest of us."
- "Just do what I do."
- >"What's that?"
- "Pal around and meet everyone else. It helps distract and keep your mind off the fact that you're alone today."
- >Lynn sat quiet for a moment.
- >"Yeah, I suppose so."
- >She sat up beside you and rubbed her eyes again.
- "That's the spirit," you say, giving her a quick scratch her behind the ears. "Come on, Kratos."
- >You stand off the bed.
- >"I told you not to call me that!"
- >Lynn hops off as well and you start walking out of the room.
- "Ah whatever. Will's mom was showing me some baby pictures and was about to tell us the story of how Will got his head caught in a cardboard box for 3 days straight."
- >"Ha! Oh wow. I need to see this."
- >The little cloud and thunder had started to clear up, allowing the sun to shine on the school once more.
- --
- >Day jousting in Funtasia.
- >Be Anon.
- >Cedric wanted some practice in order to try out for the jousting team.
- >"You can't be a knight and not know how to joust!" he would say.
- >You were obligated to help him after he bribed you with some burritos.
- >Can't say no to a good burrito, now can you?
- >Cedric had gotten his gear on and was waiting at the far end of the field.
- >"You ready?" he called.
- >You were just finishing stuffing your last burrito in your face.
- >With a full mouth, you give him a thumbs up.
- >"Go!" shouts Cedric as he starts running down the field.
- >You were licking your fingers as he was closing in.
- >Unlike Cedric who was decked out in armor with a shield and lance strapped to him, you opted for just the shield and lance because filly armor didn't fit.
- >Whatever.
- >Wiping your hands on your pants, you start a slow jog towards Cedric.
- >As you meet, your opponent shouts and goes to jab your shield with his lance.
- >Unfortunately for him, you have an entire arm's reach over him as you thrust your lance hard into his shield.
- >Cedric's breath leaves him as he tumbles over and lands in a heap.
- >Victorious, you cross the line and prop one foot up on his body.
- "Uraaa!!!" you shout into the sky.
- >Your defeated opponent kicks his legs about and rocks his body, but can't get up.
- >"Uh... Little help here?" he asks.
- "Sure thing, bud."
- >You drop your gear and extend a hand.
- >Grasping his hoof, you yank him up so that he may stand on his own.
- >"Thanks," he says before removing his helmet and setting it on the ground. "Dang it. I was sure I had you that time."
- "Maybe you should find someone of equal skill to practice against?" you suggest. "Or build?"
- >"Yeah, maybe. It would help if this armor wasn't so bulky."
- "At least you're not dead," you say with a shrug.
- >From outside the field, you hear a voice call for you and Cedric.
- >Looking back, you spot Willow waving to you.
- >"Hey guys! Cafeteria's serving up dinner!" called Will. "They got corndogs!"
- "Aw hells yeah!"
- >You leave your gear on the ground as you start off towards Will.
- >"Hey wait! Anon, help me put this stuff back!" said Cedric as he scrambles to pick up his helmet.
- >In his mild panic, he trips and falls over again.
- "Yo, do me a solid and put that stuff away for me?" you ask.
- >Cedric kicks around, trying to get back up.
- >"Anon! Help!"
- "I can't! Corndogs!" you call back, jogging away from him.
- >"Anon!"
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