API tools faq
paste
Advertisement
mantissa128

Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up

mantissa128
Mar 22nd, 2012
61
0
Never
Add comment
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 2.03 KB | None | 0 0
raw download clone embed print report
  1. can i have your attention please
  2. i repeat, can i have your attention please
  3. we're going to have a problem here
  4.  
  5. will the real mitt romney please stand up
  6. i repeat, will the real mitt romney please stand up
  7. we're going to have a problem here
  8.  
  9. you all act like you haven't seen a mormon before
  10. drawers down to the floor
  11. i'm not concerned about the very poor
  12. got it wrong, sorry, that's not what i meant
  13. i want every american to be in the top one percent
  14. i'm really named willard, that's my first name
  15. i'm not looking for a colony on the moon, just for someone to blame
  16.  
  17. i like being able to fire people
  18. <i'm newt gingrich> you're fired!
  19. <i'm rick santorum, and i'm> fired!
  20. boom boom boom!
  21.  
  22. conservative women love mitt romney
  23. and i love cars i love lakes
  24. i'm running for office for pete's sake
  25.  
  26. with regards to abortion, pro-life/pro-choice
  27. i firmly believe in my own singing voice
  28. for purple mountains majesty
  29. above the fruited plain
  30.  
  31. with regards to abortion
  32. you can choose your own adventure, it's a republican dimension
  33. and i'm more concerned about the banks, they're unable to lend
  34. corporations are people, my friend
  35. my dog is on the roof, my dog is on the roof
  36. who let the dogs out - woof woof!
  37.  
  38. understand i'm an exception, the obama contraception
  39. not a vulture, i'm an eagle
  40. i'm gonna get my lawn cut by illegals
  41.  
  42. there will be an influx, hispanic voters in trucks
  43. look, if you don't believe, i'll tell you what - 10,000 bucks
  44. well, i made a lot of money, matter of factually
  45. so i drive a couple of cadillacs, actually
  46.  
  47. i have emotion and passion - that's a joke, for the record
  48. but if you want the soul of america restored, come on board
  49. take your fair share, and every mormon raise your underwear
  50. sing the chorus, papa bear
  51.  
  52. i'm mitt romney and i'm the real romney
  53. all the other mitt romneys
  54. are just mass debating
  55.  
  56. i'm mitt romney and i'm the real romney
  57. all the other mitt romneys
  58. are just mass debating
  59.  
  60. boom boom boom
  61.  
  62. i'm mitt romney and i'm the real romney
  63. all the other mitt romneys
  64. are just mass debating
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement
Public Pastes
Advertisement
We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the Cookies Policy.  OK, I Understand
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!