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- buy 1 paper-plate-mail pants for 570 each from Armory and Leggery
- You spent 570 Meat
- You acquire an item: paper-plate-mail pants
- buy 1 yellow plastic hard hat for 641 each from Armory and Leggery
- You spent 641 Meat
- You acquire an item: yellow plastic hard hat
- equip hat yellow plastic hard hat
- equip pants paper-plate-mail pants
- mcd 0
- uneffect Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
- You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Song of Starch
- You acquire an effect: Song of Starch (10)
- You lose an effect: Song of Bravado (0)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 582 hit points
- cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
- You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
- You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
- equip acc3 Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
- familiar Mutant Fire Ant (17 lbs)
- [71] The Slime Tube
- Encounter: Showdown
- Took choice 326/1: enter combat with Mother Slime
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=326&option=1
- Encounter: Mother Slime
- Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
- You lose an effect: Flashy Dance Song (1)
- Round 1: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 3,167 hit points
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Mother Slime drops 395 attack power.
- Round 2: Mother Slime drops 369 defense.
- Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Mother Slime takes 98 damage.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1929 attack power.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1913 defense.
- Round 3: Grorg latches his venomous mandibles onto her, dealing 18 damage.
- Round 3: Mother Slime takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 430 attack power.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 417 defense.
- Round 3: Mother Slime takes 14 damage.
- Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
- Round 4: Mother Slime takes 210 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 210 hit points
- Round 4: Gancent pops up over your shoulder and bleeps "pew pew!" while shining a laser directly into your opponent's eyes. This is, needless to say, pretty distracting to her.
- Round 4: Grorg latches his venomous mandibles onto her, dealing 15 damage.
- Round 4: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Mother Slime drops 387 attack power.
- Round 4: Mother Slime drops 396 defense.
- Round 4: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
- Round 4: yojimbos_law casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 405 attack power.
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 402 defense.
- Round 5: Mother Slime takes 6 damage.
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPERS!
- Round 6: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 435 attack power.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 403 defense.
- Round 6: Mother Slime takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SPLASHDANCE!
- Round 7: You gain 50 hit points
- Round 7: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 391 attack power.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 402 defense.
- Round 7: Mother Slime takes 1 damage.
- Round 7: yojimbos_law casts CLUB EARTH!
- Round 8: Mother Slime takes 145 damage.
- Round 8: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 432 attack power.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 385 defense.
- Round 8: yojimbos_law casts SHELL UP!
- Round 9: Gancent pops up over your shoulder and bleeps "pew pew!" while shining a laser directly into your opponent's eyes. This is, needless to say, pretty distracting to her.
- Round 9: Grorg latches his venomous mandibles onto her, dealing 19 damage.
- Round 9: Mother Slime takes 19 damage.
- Round 9: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 417 attack power.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 403 defense.
- Round 9: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
- Round 9: yojimbos_law casts SAUCESHELL!
- Round 10: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 389 attack power.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 406 defense.
- Round 10: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
- Round 10: Mother Slime takes 169 damage.
- Round 10: yojimbos_law casts CLUB FOOT!
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 20 defense.
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 428 attack power.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 371 defense.
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
- Round 11: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 441 attack power.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 408 defense.
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
- Round 12: yojimbos_law casts FROST BITE!
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 43 damage.
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 422 attack power.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 411 defense.
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 1 damage.
- Round 13: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 249 damage.
- Round 14: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 417 attack power.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 431 defense.
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 7 damage.
- Round 14: You lose 210 hit points
- Round 14: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 252 damage.
- Round 15: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 15: Grorg latches his venomous mandibles onto her, dealing 22 damage.
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 22 damage.
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 402 attack power.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 396 defense.
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 17 damage.
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 7 damage.
- Round 15: You lose 82 hit points
- Round 15: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 252 damage.
- Round 16: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 417 attack power.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 385 defense.
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
- Round 16: You lose 43 hit points
- Round 16: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 428 damage.
- Round 17: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 17: Gancent pops up over your shoulder and bleeps "pew pew!" while shining a laser directly into your opponent's eyes. This is, needless to say, pretty distracting to her.
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 438 attack power.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 386 defense.
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
- Round 17: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 413 damage.
- Round 18: Gancent pops up over your shoulder and bleeps "pew pew!" while shining a laser directly into your opponent's eyes. This is, needless to say, pretty distracting to her.
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 385 attack power.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 394 defense.
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
- Round 18: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 19: Mother Slime takes 468 damage.
- Round 19: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 398 attack power.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 424 defense.
- Round 19: Mother Slime takes 1 damage.
- Round 19: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
- Your familiar gains a pound: Grorg, the 3 lb. Mutant Fire Ant
- After Battle: Gancent surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
- After Battle: Grorg wiggles its thorax and shakes its antennae. Huh -- looks like all forms of life know the Electric Slide.
- You acquire an item: slimy alveolus (4)
- After Battle: You gain 1836 Strongness
- You gain some Muscle points!
- After Battle: You gain 548 Magicalness
- You gain some Mysticality points!
- After Battle: You gain 556 Chutzpah
- You gain some Moxie points!
- autosell: 4 slimy alveolus
- You gain 1,600 Meat
- showplayer.php?who=1775888
- Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
- Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 3,368 hit points
- buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 425 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)
- use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 48 Muscularity Points
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- familiar Machine Elf (21 lbs)
- buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 425 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)
- use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 49 Muscularity Points
- buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 425 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)
- use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 52 Muscularity Points
- [72] The Slime Tube
- Encounter: Showdown
- Took choice 326/2: skip adventure
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=326&option=2
- bjornify Adventurous Spelunker (17 lbs)
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- [72] The Slime Tube
- Encounter: Showdown
- Took choice 326/1: enter combat with Mother Slime
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=326&option=1
- Encounter: Mother Slime
- Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
- Round 1: Trufferson smiles and cheers, and your own voice, now his, speaks inside your head: "You can do this!"
- You acquire an effect: Inner Elf (1)
- Round 1: Mother Slime takes 7 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 1,057 hit points
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: You hear some pickaxe noises from behind you. Florida Hopkins tosses you a chunk of ore.
- You acquire an item: cardboard ore
- Round 2: Mother Slime drops 421 attack power.
- Round 2: Mother Slime drops 387 defense.
- Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Mother Slime takes 112 damage.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1921 attack power.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1907 defense.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 406 attack power.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 429 defense.
- Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
- Round 4: Mother Slime takes 211 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 211 hit points
- Round 4: Mother Slime drops 411 attack power.
- Round 4: Mother Slime drops 403 defense.
- Round 4: yojimbos_law casts CLUB FOOT!
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 19 defense.
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 412 attack power.
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 393 defense.
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 15 defense.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 398 attack power.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 413 defense.
- Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SHELL UP!
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 395 attack power.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 406 defense.
- Round 7: Mother Slime takes 112 damage.
- Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 398 attack power.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 398 defense.
- Round 8: yojimbos_law casts CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPERS!
- Round 9: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 409 attack power.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 420 defense.
- Round 9: yojimbos_law casts SAUCESHELL!
- Round 10: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 387 attack power.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 421 defense.
- Round 10: Mother Slime takes 220 damage.
- Round 10: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 299 damage.
- Round 11: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 407 attack power.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 382 defense.
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
- Round 11: You lose 625 hit points
- Round 11: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 304 damage.
- Round 12: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 13 damage.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 418 attack power.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 417 defense.
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
- Round 12: You lose 532 hit points
- Round 12: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 299 damage.
- Round 13: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 13 damage.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 401 attack power.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 419 defense.
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 3 damage.
- Round 13: You lose 364 hit points
- Round 13: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 299 damage.
- Round 14: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 13 damage.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 404 attack power.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 414 defense.
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 5 damage.
- Round 14: You lose 205 hit points
- Round 14: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 167 damage.
- Round 15: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 405 attack power.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 406 defense.
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
- Round 15: You lose 88 hit points
- Round 15: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 358 damage.
- Round 16: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 436 attack power.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 438 defense.
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
- Round 16: You lose 54 hit points
- Round 16: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 13 damage.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 372 attack power.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 405 defense.
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
- Round 17: You lose 25 hit points
- Round 17: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 526 damage.
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 417 attack power.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 441 defense.
- Round 18: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
- After Battle: Florida Hopkins surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
- You acquire an item: slimy alveolus (3)
- After Battle: Trufferson snaps his fingers and you seem to slide into a neighboring parallel dimension in which you are slightly wealthier.
- Spade Alert - possible unknown meat bonus: +1 +2 -2 -3 -4 +5 +6 -6 +7 -7 -8 +10 +11 -11
- You gain 63 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 1746 Fortitude
- You gain some Muscle points!
- After Battle: You gain 587 Wizardliness
- You gain some Mysticality points!
- After Battle: You gain 570 Smarm
- You gain some Moxie points!
- autosell: 3 slimy alveolus
- You gain 1,200 Meat
- buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
- use 1 blood of the Wereseal
- You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 3,184 hit points
- familiar Slimeling (16 lbs)
- feed 1 seal-skull helmet to Slimeling (estimated 1.0 charges)
- feed 1 chef's hat to Slimeling (estimated 3.0 charges)
- buy 1 alpha-mail pants for 997 each from Armory and Leggery
- You spent 997 Meat
- You acquire an item: alpha-mail pants
- equip pants alpha-mail pants
- [73] The Slime Tube
- Encounter: Showdown
- Took choice 326/1: enter combat with Mother Slime
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=326&option=1
- Encounter: Mother Slime
- Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
- Round 1: El Smiling is looking a little thin.
- Round 1: Mother Slime takes 7 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 2,146 hit points
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: You hear some pickaxe noises from behind you. Florida Hopkins tosses you a chunk of ore.
- You acquire an item: vinyl ore
- Round 2: El Smiling sniffs around, looking for something to absorb.
- Round 2: Mother Slime drops 378 attack power.
- Round 2: Mother Slime drops 360 defense.
- Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Mother Slime takes 111 damage.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1771 attack power.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1753 defense.
- Round 3: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming her for 19 damage. It's inspiring!
- Round 3: Mother Slime takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: You gain 19 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 349 attack power.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 367 defense.
- Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
- Round 4: Mother Slime takes 210 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 210 hit points
- Round 4: El Smiling paces around aimlessly, making wet squishy noises.
- Round 4: Mother Slime drops 358 attack power.
- Round 4: Mother Slime drops 381 defense.
- Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
- Round 5: El Smiling paces around aimlessly, making wet squishy noises.
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 353 attack power.
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 357 defense.
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
- Round 6: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming her for 18 damage. It's inspiring!
- Round 6: Mother Slime takes 18 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 18 Muscularity Points
- Round 6: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 371 attack power.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 390 defense.
- Round 6: Mother Slime takes 16 damage.
- Round 6: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 1,080 hit points
- Round 6: yojimbos_law casts CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPERS!
- Round 7: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming her for 19 damage. It's inspiring!
- Round 7: Mother Slime takes 19 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 19 Muscularity Points
- Round 7: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
- Round 7: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 404 attack power.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 360 defense.
- Round 7: Mother Slime takes 16 damage.
- Round 7: yojimbos_law casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 15 defense.
- Round 8: El Smiling paces around aimlessly, making wet squishy noises.
- Round 8: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 365 attack power.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 373 defense.
- Round 8: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
- Round 8: yojimbos_law casts SHELL UP!
- Round 9: El Smiling sniffs around, looking for something to absorb.
- Round 9: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 370 attack power.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 365 defense.
- Round 9: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
- Round 9: Mother Slime takes 111 damage.
- Round 9: yojimbos_law casts CLUB FOOT!
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 22 defense.
- Round 10: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming her for 16 damage. It's inspiring!
- Round 10: Mother Slime takes 16 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 16 Muscularity Points
- Round 10: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
- Round 10: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 369 attack power.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 373 defense.
- Round 10: Mother Slime takes 16 damage.
- Round 10: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
- Round 11: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 399 attack power.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 393 defense.
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
- Round 11: You lose 477 hit points
- Round 11: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
- Round 12: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 380 attack power.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 388 defense.
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 6 damage.
- Round 12: You lose 125 hit points
- Round 12: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
- Round 13: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 384 attack power.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 364 defense.
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 14 damage.
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 7 damage.
- Round 13: You lose 83 hit points
- Round 13: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
- Round 14: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 382 attack power.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 370 defense.
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
- Round 14: You lose 122 hit points
- Round 14: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
- Round 15: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 405 attack power.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 367 defense.
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 16 damage.
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
- Round 15: You lose 64 hit points
- Round 15: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 342 damage.
- Round 16: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 385 attack power.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 360 defense.
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 14 damage.
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
- Round 16: You lose 27 hit points
- Round 16: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 405 damage.
- Round 17: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 390 attack power.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 390 defense.
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 14 damage.
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
- Round 17: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 17: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 461 damage.
- Round 18: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 392 attack power.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 387 defense.
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 14 damage.
- Round 18: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 19: Mother Slime takes 493 damage.
- Round 19: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 380 attack power.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 369 defense.
- Round 19: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
- Round 19: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
- After Battle: Florida Hopkins surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
- After Battle: El Smiling hops around, dancing a jig accompanied by wet squelching noises.
- You acquire an item: slimy alveolus (4)
- After Battle: You gain 1636 Muscleboundness
- You gain some Muscle points!
- After Battle: You gain 530 Enchantedness
- You gain some Mysticality points!
- After Battle: You gain 519 Chutzpah
- You gain some Moxie points!
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 4,010 hit points
- autosell: 4 slimy alveolus
- You gain 1,600 Meat
- buy 1 football helmet for 1068 each from Armory and Leggery
- You spent 1,068 Meat
- You acquire an item: football helmet
- equip hat football helmet
- [74] The Slime Tube
- Encounter: Showdown
- Took choice 326/1: enter combat with Mother Slime
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=326&option=1
- Encounter: Mother Slime
- Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
- Round 1: El Smiling is just skin and bones. Well, slime and slime, technically, but still -- you should feed him!
- Round 1: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 1,771 hit points
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: You hear some pickaxe noises from behind you. Florida Hopkins tosses you a chunk of ore.
- You acquire an item: bubblewrap ore
- Round 2: Mother Slime drops 410 attack power.
- Round 2: Mother Slime drops 409 defense.
- Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Mother Slime takes 115 damage.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1917 attack power.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1894 defense.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 410 attack power.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 382 defense.
- Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
- Round 4: Mother Slime takes 211 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 211 hit points
- Round 4: Mother Slime drops 426 attack power.
- Round 4: Mother Slime drops 435 defense.
- Round 4: yojimbos_law casts CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPERS!
- Round 5: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 389 attack power.
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 414 defense.
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts CLUB FOOT!
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 21 defense.
- Round 6: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 401 attack power.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 407 defense.
- Round 6: yojimbos_law casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 13 defense.
- Round 7: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 405 attack power.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 416 defense.
- Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SHELL UP!
- Round 8: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 365 attack power.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 409 defense.
- Round 8: Mother Slime takes 115 damage.
- Round 8: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
- Round 9: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 387 attack power.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 426 defense.
- Round 9: yojimbos_law casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
- Round 10: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
- Round 11: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 397 attack power.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 396 defense.
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
- Round 11: You lose 168 hit points
- Round 11: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
- Round 12: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 432 attack power.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 387 defense.
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 5 damage.
- Round 12: You lose 132 hit points
- Round 12: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
- Round 13: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 432 attack power.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 375 defense.
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
- Round 13: You lose 98 hit points
- Round 13: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 140 damage.
- Round 14: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 403 attack power.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 411 defense.
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
- Round 14: You lose 69 hit points
- Round 14: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
- Round 15: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 409 attack power.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 418 defense.
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
- Round 15: You lose 101 hit points
- Round 15: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
- Round 16: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 403 attack power.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 393 defense.
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 6 damage.
- Round 16: You lose 49 hit points
- Round 16: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 340 damage.
- Round 17: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 444 attack power.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 408 defense.
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 5 damage.
- Round 17: You lose 28 hit points
- Round 17: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 406 damage.
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 429 attack power.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 404 defense.
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 5 damage.
- Round 18: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 18: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 19: Mother Slime takes 463 damage.
- Round 19: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 419 attack power.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 388 defense.
- Round 19: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
- Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 19: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 20: Mother Slime takes 498 damage.
- Round 20: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 20: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 20: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 20: Mother Slime drops 375 attack power.
- Round 20: Mother Slime drops 421 defense.
- Round 20: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
- After Battle: Florida Hopkins surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
- After Battle: El Smiling hops around, dancing a jig accompanied by wet squelching noises.
- You acquire an item: slimy alveolus (4)
- After Battle: You gain 1796 Fortitude
- You gain some Muscle points!
- After Battle: You gain 551 Mysteriousness
- You gain some Mysticality points!
- After Battle: You gain 567 Smarm
- You gain some Moxie points!
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 2,304 hit points
- [75] The Slime Tube
- Encounter: Showdown
- Took choice 326/1: enter combat with Mother Slime
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=326&option=1
- Encounter: Mother Slime
- Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
- Round 1: El Smiling is just skin and bones. Well, slime and slime, technically, but still -- you should feed him!
- Round 1: Mother Slime takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 1,709 hit points
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Mother Slime drops 395 attack power.
- Round 2: Mother Slime drops 432 defense.
- Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Mother Slime takes 118 damage.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1932 attack power.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1901 defense.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 417 attack power.
- Round 3: Mother Slime drops 410 defense.
- Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
- Round 4: Mother Slime takes 210 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 210 hit points
- Round 4: Mother Slime drops 412 attack power.
- Round 4: Mother Slime drops 414 defense.
- Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 410 attack power.
- Round 5: Mother Slime drops 417 defense.
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts CLUB FOOT!
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 22 defense.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 404 attack power.
- Round 6: Mother Slime drops 394 defense.
- Round 6: yojimbos_law casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 14 attack power.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 389 attack power.
- Round 7: Mother Slime drops 395 defense.
- Round 7: yojimbos_law casts CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPERS!
- Round 8: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 402 attack power.
- Round 8: Mother Slime drops 420 defense.
- Round 8: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Mother Slime takes 140 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 399 attack power.
- Round 9: Mother Slime drops 402 defense.
- Round 9: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 579 hit points
- Round 9: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 10: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 439 attack power.
- Round 10: Mother Slime drops 382 defense.
- Round 10: Mother Slime takes 6 damage.
- Round 10: You lose 480 hit points
- Round 10: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
- Round 11: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 420 attack power.
- Round 11: Mother Slime drops 372 defense.
- Round 11: Mother Slime takes 3 damage.
- Round 11: You lose 367 hit points
- Round 11: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
- Round 12: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 396 attack power.
- Round 12: Mother Slime drops 412 defense.
- Round 12: Mother Slime takes 6 damage.
- Round 12: You lose 96 hit points
- Round 12: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
- Round 13: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 402 attack power.
- Round 13: Mother Slime drops 407 defense.
- Round 13: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
- Round 13: You lose 192 hit points
- Round 13: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
- Round 14: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 384 attack power.
- Round 14: Mother Slime drops 376 defense.
- Round 14: Mother Slime takes 5 damage.
- Round 14: You lose 112 hit points
- Round 14: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
- Round 15: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 411 attack power.
- Round 15: Mother Slime drops 405 defense.
- Round 15: Mother Slime takes 3 damage.
- Round 15: You lose 52 hit points
- Round 15: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 325 damage.
- Round 16: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 16: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 399 attack power.
- Round 16: Mother Slime drops 396 defense.
- Round 16: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 398 damage.
- Round 17: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 395 attack power.
- Round 17: Mother Slime drops 407 defense.
- Round 17: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
- Round 17: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 17: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 452 damage.
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 444 attack power.
- Round 18: Mother Slime drops 378 defense.
- Round 18: Mother Slime takes 5 damage.
- Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 18: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 19: Mother Slime takes 501 damage.
- Round 19: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 381 attack power.
- Round 19: Mother Slime drops 417 defense.
- You acquire an item: Xiblaxian alloy
- Round 19: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
- After Battle: Florida Hopkins surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
- After Battle: El Smiling hops around, dancing a jig accompanied by wet squelching noises.
- You acquire an item: slimy alveolus (4)
- After Battle: You gain 1792 Strongness
- You gain some Muscle points!
- You gain a Level!
- After Battle: You gain 542 Wizardliness
- You gain some Mysticality points!
- After Battle: You gain 592 Chutzpah
- You gain some Moxie points!
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